Mohr Cox Would Have Been Better
Jay Mohr is so in love with Nikki Cox and her bloated butt lips that he's decided to legally take her last name. Jay and Nikki apparently got married 2 years ago. I seriously didn't know they were man and wife or perhaps I never really gave a kangaroo's dick and that's saying a lot.
TMZ says that Jay has legally added Cox to his last name, so now he's officially Jon Ferguson Cox Mohr. Um. If you're going to do that shit, do it all the way. Don't half ass it. It really should be Jon Ferguson Mohr Cox. If you had the chance to become "Mohr Cox," wouldn't you jump on that cox and ride away? Fuck yes. Shit. I might try to legally change my name to "Mohr Cox." I've been inspired.
Seriously, Nikki should really change her name to "Mohr Collagen." The bitch has a problem.While Jay was down at the court, he should have filed a restraining order keeping Nikki away from fillers, because those lips must stop growing. Isn't he afraid that they are going to pop at the worst time? She could be slurping on his peen and accidentally spring a leak in her lips. Juvederm guts all over his nutsack. That isn't love.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 9:19pm.
Skippppeee, Skippeee, Skippy the Bush Kanga'rooooo
Jez, he has turned into such a pussywhipped douche. Even Bobcat woudn't put up with this BS.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 9:16pm.
Jay is in some desperate need of manscaping. *stifling urge to pluck his eyebrows*
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C'mon, DeeDee. You know the rule. You can't pluck a man's eyebrows until you've at least popped three of his zits.
Did she have her neck stretched while she was having her lips done?! It's looooong!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 9:09pm.
Skippy the Bush Kangaroo:
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And yet, I still count you as a fake friend. Frightening, non?
Mustaches suck. Make a younger guy look
o-l-d...and an older one look, well, even older, right Sparky? Ditch the 'stache.
Jay is in some desperate need of manscaping. *stifling urge to pluck his eyebrows*
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:59pm.
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*fanning self* Yowsa!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 9:09pm.
Wow, the Skippy's theme song stands right up there with the works of Henry Mancini.
Skippy the Bush Kangaroo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCHY6n907OE
Now we're moving onto pig dick! We're going down a spiral of debauchery. I actually clicked on one of his links and it took me to a man fucking a donkey. I'll never click again. I've seen too much already in this world.
Her hair doesn't look very red there and she can dye it back red and look a lot better, I think though.
I dunno what's up with the ends of her hair.
his pornstache and hairy chest are making me nauseous!
The kangaroo's penis is nothing. Check out a pig's penis:
http://picasaweb.google.com/JeffYosko/PigFarming#5181573519139541682
Submitted by boomsy on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:38pm.
Am I the only one that looked at the kangaroo pic?
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*raising hand*
Actually I do know why. Having lived in LA for 13 years, I got to see how a lot of actresses succumb to the pressures of the beauty myth, and they just fuck themselves up thinking it's the right thing to do.
Can someone tell me what is going on with the ends of her hair so I can avoid it for myself? It looks fried, right?
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I don't think she looks bad now, but she was very pretty before and now she just looks average to me.
Candy Cane, I have no idea why. It even makes her eyes look smaller. Sad.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:52pm.
Gift for you, Socky, under the Daniel Craig post.
Warning: you might come unraveled after viewing.
NSFR (not safe for rayon).
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
Okay, I will go on record to say that the older brother on that show (Kevin Connolly) was my guilty pleasure, he was hot! At least to me.
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In the after picture, she reminds me of Jessica Biel lol
Submitted by HellaciousB on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:54pm.
why do they all want big lips i don't get it
Holy crap! I've never seen a hemorroid in my life and that looks damn painful. I also could have done without the Kangaroo dick.
Why?
Yeah I"m thinking now it was Unhappily ever after. The name of that show didn't stick in my mind but it's gotta be that.
She really fucked herself up. Check out what she used to look like before:
http://www.zimbio.com/Nikki+Cox/articles/11/The+Nikki+Cox+Story
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112206/
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But she looks soooo different so if you don't remember her well, you have to google her or you won't remember her that's for sure.
Submitted by Rosemary on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:51pm.
Unhappily Ever After.
I used to watch it. Bobcat (however you spell his name) was the voice of the puppet on the show, that's where she met him.
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Was she tweaking when she visited the plastic surgeon? Holy fuck! Her eyes look like tiny hairy buttons.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
He used to be kind of adorable. Now he just looks like a pedo. And she looks well on her way to being the next Catwoman lady. And by that I mean the woman who plastic surgeried herself to look like a cat.
actually I think it was a sitcom, so I probably just don't remember the name is what it is.
<"Submitted by Candy Cane on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:37pm.
was she on married with children?">
I was going to ask the same. I don't know either one, but I'd guess she walked into Al Bundy's shoe store and got a big "WHOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOH" from the audience. Outside of that I've seen them in nothing.
Submitted by tojo on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:44pm.
er...I peeked at the kanga peen too...
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what's not to love about kanga peen.. I mean, really?
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
What the fuck did she do to herself? There oughta be a law.
These kinds of lips really screw with women who have naturally full lips. I've got 3 sisters with amazingly full lips and they've always been accused of having "implants" and were called "N-word" lips all through school. As adults they still get "asked" or "told" that they've had their lips done. I'd prefer if men got their peens done..but that's just me.
He has a pubestach. The way he's smiling makes him look like he gave his lips to her. He used to be a hot piece back in Jerry Maguire.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:41pm.
May I recommend that the young lady in the photo above pick up some soothing Tucks Medicated Pads for the terrible case of hemorrhoids she apparently has.
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Lucy Goosey, it's good to see you!! Hope you had a good Christmas. And I agree...
http://www.hemorrhoidreport.com/pix/client_images/hemorrhoid-picture.jpg
SORRY!! I had to go there.
hmm, don't think it was that one, but I saw her somewhere. I think early 90s or 80s I remember her from. I looked her up and saw she did a lot. Nothing rang a bell that I saw her in, so I probably wouldn't figure it out lol. It could have been a commerical too maybe.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:31pm.
You're so damn crabby all the time. It's hot.
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Rosemary,
She was in a TV sit com. Unhappily Ever After (i think that's the name). She was STUNNING!
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Ein Minuten, bitte. Ich habe einen kleinen Problemo avec diese Religione.
er...I peeked at the kanga peen too...
yeah I do clarisse! But I can't remember from where, and I knew I knew the name. I wouldn't remember her from this picture, but from the picture you put up I recognized her.
It would be a better world if we all had a little "Mohr Cox"...sigh...
May I recommend that the young lady in the photo above pick up some soothing Tucks Medicated Pads for the terrible case of hemorrhoids she apparently has.
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Submitted by boomsy on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:38pm.
Am I the only one that looked at the kangaroo pic
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Hahahahahahhaha...No.
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Submitted by boomsy on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:38pm.
Am I the only one that looked at the kangaroo pic?
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PERV!!!! :-p
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