Mohr Cox Would Have Been Better
Jay Mohr is so in love with Nikki Cox and her bloated butt lips that he's decided to legally take her last name. Jay and Nikki apparently got married 2 years ago. I seriously didn't know they were man and wife or perhaps I never really gave a kangaroo's dick and that's saying a lot.
TMZ says that Jay has legally added Cox to his last name, so now he's officially Jon Ferguson Cox Mohr. Um. If you're going to do that shit, do it all the way. Don't half ass it. It really should be Jon Ferguson Mohr Cox. If you had the chance to become "Mohr Cox," wouldn't you jump on that cox and ride away? Fuck yes. Shit. I might try to legally change my name to "Mohr Cox." I've been inspired.
Seriously, Nikki should really change her name to "Mohr Collagen." The bitch has a problem.While Jay was down at the court, he should have filed a restraining order keeping Nikki away from fillers, because those lips must stop growing. Isn't he afraid that they are going to pop at the worst time? She could be slurping on his peen and accidentally spring a leak in her lips. Juvederm guts all over his nutsack. That isn't love.
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Submitted by mike on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:31pm.
This is odd, but as I've said before, I actually knew Jay when I lived in L.A., and he was an eminently decent guy. I have nothing bad to say about him, and considering I hate people in general, that says a lot.
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Am I the only one that looked at the kangaroo pic?
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Submitted by mike on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:31pm.
Likewise, before fame hit him in the groin, Carrot Top was a normal, lowkey, and well-behaved kid who used to hang out at our local Jason's Deli.
Don't know what happened to get him on the crazy steroid/tranny train.
Inneresting.
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Submitted by madmaxine on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:26pm.
she was once engaged to bobcat goldthwaite. ewww.
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she was pretty on old photos, not anymore
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Jay Mohr has a bit in his stand-up, where he talks about the shower being the only place where you can touch your ass and then your face.....and then he demonstrated.......lol...it was hilarious!
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Holy pornstache!
Submitted by mike on Sat, 12/27/2008 - 8:31pm.
This is odd, but as I've said before, I actually knew Jay when I lived in L.A., and he was an eminently decent guy. I have nothing bad to say about him, and considering I hate people in general, that says a lot.
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That's interesting to hear Mike. It's always nice to hear an opinion from someone that's not paid to say the right thing about a celeb.
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This is odd, but as I've said before, I actually knew Jay when I lived in L.A., and he was an eminently decent guy. I have nothing bad to say about him, and considering I hate people in general, that says a lot.
I love it when people do this. It virtually guarantees they will be divorced in about 10 minutes.
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Love when he takes roles as a jerk..hate his stand up. She was adorable as a young actress, but she lost her mind at the plastic surgeon's office one too many times.
she ruined her face. I don't know how she looks at herself, or how he looks at her.
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I live my life like there's no tomorrow
and all I've got, I had to steal
Least I don't need to beg or borrow
Yes I'm livin' at a pace that kills
- Van Halen "Running With The Devil"
snoozefest
she was once engaged to bobcat goldthwaite. ewww.
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I don't know who these people are , but this is funny
"Mohr Cox". Priceless.
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Didn't she used to date Side Show Bob???
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