Sunday, December 28th 2008
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Kanchana Kaetkaew - The Scorpion Queen of Thailand! - Kanchana just set the Guinness World Record for holding a poisonous scorpion in her mouth for over two minutes. That shit is impressive, but I bet you Guy Ritchie can do it longer from dealing with Vadge's deadly scorpion snatch for so long.
For her next trick, Kancha will live in a glass box with 5,000 scorpions for 33 days.
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Wow she's a crazy ass little thing isn't she?! Ah see if all these celeb famewhores did this shit on a regular basis, then I'd buy their stupid leggings and perfumes, but all they do is turn lesbo or shave their heads. BORING!
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Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 5:05pm.
Submitted by blueberry on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 4:59pm
LOVE YOUR AVIE!!! That has to be one of my fav South Park episodes; do you know which season that is?
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Thanks! It's my fav too! It's season 7 episode 5 :)
Gotta love Ms. Lopez!
NO!
I couldn't do that if you paid me.
That was gross!
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Submitted by . on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 5:05pm.
Muncle,
Scorpion venom NEVER leaves your body? WTF? Does that mean that if you get stung enough you turn into a Scorpzillasapien?
That's the next installment of Twilight.
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
Submitted by . on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 5:09pm.
Back in the day I was typing a grad school term paper on my portable Smith-Corona, sitting on the floor, and felt eyes on me.
I turned around to see an enormous frigging wolf spider staring me down. I tried to squash it and it jockeyed around evading me.
The only thing that worked was when I climbed up on a sofa and dropped my 14 lb Riverside Shakespeare on its ass.
It left a blood spot on the carpet.
*shudder*
You brought it all back to me.
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
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Before I can think this is an impressive feat, I need to know what kind of scorpion that is because it looks like an Emporer and those are basically harmless to humans and are commonly handled and kept as pets.
RAID!
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Letty,
I'm with you. Creepy-crawlie critters give me the creepy crawlies. I've faced down some HUGE wolf spiders before and those bastards are brave and don't skitter away...they will SHOW YOU DOWN. ahhhhhhhhh
P.S. Hope you had a nice holiday!
I posted some off-topic posts about my own holiday time on an older thread:
http://dlisted.com/node/29855 :)
scorpions and other bug like creatures...*shivers*...i don't like it...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
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Submitted by blueberry on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 4:59pm
LOVE YOUR AVIE!!! That has to be one of my fav South Park episodes; do you know which season that is?
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Love me or hate me
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Muncle,
Scorpion venom NEVER leaves your body? WTF? Does that mean that if you get stung enough you turn into a Scorpzillasapien?
LMAO @ "Vadge's deadly scorpion snatch"!!!
Submitted by Murph on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 3:40pm.
...everyone knows that the tail is where the party is at.
I know that's right.
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
I'd like to see her try that with those little yellow desert scorpions; those things are no joke.
I see mention of tarantulas....I'm scared to death of spiders but I've held one before. It was kind of funny; I was shaking so badly everytime it tried to step on my hand it would back up. I think it was more scared of me. Once I calmed down, however, it was weird...they're so furry and HEAVY you almost forget you're holding a spider.
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It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
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And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Wow thanks for all the interesting scorpion knowledge guys. I'm always learning new stuff from Dlisters.
I have heard that tarantulas are loving, fragile creatures who are very misunderstood. They can't help the way they look. I've seen pics of ones with gorgeous colored stripes.
I still woudld't pet, never mind hold one, but I'd kill anyone who hurt one.
Submitted by muncle on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 3:53pm.
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I have a close friend who had a trantula for years. Believe it or not, it was the nicest pet. Contrary to popular belief, they are not vemenous. He was very, very beautiful, and this is coming from someone who doesn't particularly like creepy crawllys. The thing was more loyal than a dog. If you got a big circle of people around and put it in the middle, it would crawl right up to it's master and want to sit by her neck. Amazing. It loved being right with her at all times.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
WTF would you raise them for?
I'm a long time scorpion owner and breeder. Those are forest scorpions, hardly lethal. Their primary weapons for killing pray and defending themselves are pincers, while their venom is only strong enough to kill a potential another scorpion or themselves. To a human it would be no more than a little nuisance.
Fact of a matter is, scorpion venom never leaves you body. Once stung, you have a piece of scorpion with you. It accumulates with each sting so even if it's a non lethal sting, if you get sting many times, it will eventually cause harm or death.
If it stung you inside the mouth, it would still be rather nasty, though. Imagine you get mosquito bitten inside your mouth. The swelling would make it really painful.
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BTW, I hate to be all Debbie Downer about this "amazing feat" but I come from AZ, land of the Scorpions and generally:
1. The larger the scorpion, the less posion it contains. So they might not even been dangerous scorpions she has dangling in her mouth.
2. She only has the pinchers dangling in her mouth...everyone knows that the tail is where the party is at.
At least if you are going to set a record for something, don't half ass it Scorpion Queen. Sheesh. More like Scorpion Baroness or Scorpion Duchess. Certainly not Scorpion Queen.
The Bartender at Tahona's (a great tequila bar in Boulder CO) will give you a free shot if you eat a dead one.
I don't believe in miracles. I depend on them.
*eat chips and drops crumbs*
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 3:27pm.
P-O-T-A-T-O...no E AT the end, Charlie
THANKES. I WEILL NEIVER PHUCKING FORGIT IT. BUTT THEAN AGAINE I WASE NEBER PHUCKING GODDAMN HUCKED ON FUNCICS.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 2:43pm.
As opposed to, say, someone like Tawny Kitaen, who's had members of both Poison AND Scorpion in her mouth, undoubtedly for more than two minutes.
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Ah! A most insightful observation, thank you. It puts the propping of drowsy scorpions in perspective.
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Don't forget the reptiles she's had in her mouth....Whitesnake!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 2:55pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 2:48pm.
Big deal. I once saw a girl in Bangkok hold a donkey--well, it's Sunday
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I bet that was IG's donkey. I've heard stories...
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*runs around room with bottle of bleach*
think I need to watch Casino Royale again to purge Sienna's cavern of disease, scorpion woman, and the notion that someone would willingly have sex with the members of Poison from my brain....
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I wonder if my local community college teaches "Scorpion Swallowing 101?"
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 3:07pm.
THAT AIN'T TOO FUCKING BAD. MARINATE THEM WITH SOME GODDAMN FUCKING TERIYAKI SAUCE AND THEY WOULD BE FUCKING SCRUMPTOUS. I THREW UP A STEAK, POTATOE...
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P-O-T-A-T-O...no E AT the end, Charlie.
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
The makeup is flawless, the gloves & dress divine for the occasion...but the teefs...fuck, if you're gonna be photographed doing a scorpion - have your teef bleached or something! Fuck!
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Submitted by breaktheleash on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 3:18pm.
@Sugaroo: The site shut down on me for a bit before I had a chance to respond to an earlier comment on another thread... Couldn't re-load it or anything! Anyway, I saw yours, so... thanx!
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@Sugaroo: The site shut down on me for a bit before I had a chance to respond to an earlier comment on another thread... Couldn't re-load it or anything! Anyway, I saw yours, so... thanx!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 2:55pm.
Big deal. I once saw a girl in Bangkok hold a donkey--well, it's Sunday
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I bet that was IG's donkey. I've heard stories...
There's a Lorina's Cantina in Patpong??
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Hahahahahaa....This kind of donkey wrong-sided bizness traverses all cultures..knows no boundaries..blah blah...(pervs are everywhere Sheeps; You're too young and fresh to realize that yet)
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Gee. Thanks for sharing that little tidbit, Charles. Jebus!
Ah, the good old college freshman dorm days of waking up to something reeeeally stank and looking across the room at my Korean roommate's empty bed, empty except for the bowl of stewed squid from the night before. Thanks for the memories, Mr. Manson.
Better than other things I have seen going into a Thai womans mouth. ie my ex-husbands peen.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
THAT AIN'T TOO FUCKING BAD. MARINATE THEM WITH SOME GODDAMN FUCKING TERIYAKI SAUCE AND THEY WOULD BE FUCKING SCRUMPTOUS. I THREW UP A STEAK, POTATOE AND SALAD IN THE MIDDLE OF MACYS IN FUCKING GODDAMN FRONT OF ABOUT 10 PEOPLE AT THE FUCKING JEWELRY COUNTER BECAUSE I FUCKING LOOKED TO MY RIGHT AND A DUMB FUCKING ASS VIET(CONG) WAS FUCKING GODDAMN MUNCHING ON A ZIP LOCK BAG FULL OF FUCKING COCKROACHES.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 2:43pm.
As opposed to, say, someone like Tawny Kitaen, who's had members of both Poison AND Scorpion in her mouth, undoubtedly for more than two minutes.
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Ah! A most insightful observation, thank you. It puts the propping of drowsy scorpions in perspective.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 2:55pm.
Big deal. I once saw a girl in Bangkok hold a donkey--well, it's Sunday
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I bet that was IG's donkey. I've heard stories...
There's a Lorina's Cantina in Patpong??
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Of the life of Benjamin Button between his twelfth and twenty-first year I intend to say little. Suffice to record that they were years of normal ungrowth.
*closes legs thinking about sandpaper*
Oh Hell No.
-Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery-
Just to be nerdy, I don't think scorpion venom is generally harmful to healthy adults. It's designed for other insects or prey. It's supposed to be akin to a bee sting (for an adult). (A few species are more deadly.)
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Of the life of Benjamin Button between his twelfth and twenty-first year I intend to say little. Suffice to record that they were years of normal ungrowth.