Sunday, December 28th 2008

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Kanchana Kaetkaew - The Scorpion Queen of Thailand! - Kanchana just set the Guinness World Record for holding a poisonous scorpion in her mouth for over two minutes. That shit is impressive, but I bet you Guy Ritchie can do it longer from dealing with Vadge's deadly scorpion snatch for so long.

For her next trick, Kancha will live in a glass box with 5,000 scorpions for 33 days.


Posted by: Michael K


*runs back in room crying because scorpion ran up a tree and got away*

Sugaroo's picture

Sienna is more poisonous than a scorpion!

joe shmoe's picture

Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 2:48pm.

Big deal. I once saw a girl in Bangkok hold a donkey--well, it's Sunday
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I bet that was IG's donkey. I've heard stories...

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DelMartian's picture

Definitely as toxic as Scorpio venom. Herpes is a real m.f. LOL

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ImpertinentVixen- thanks for making me scald my sinuses with hot coffee. The thought of STD blisters and exchanging bodily fluids is a gross visual.

Payday came and with it beer.

~~Rudyard Kipling~~

tharuffian's picture

this is not helping my hangover at all.

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Submitted by DelMartian on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 2:45pm.

Yeah, you're right. STDs can be as deadly as a scorpion, I guess.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Big deal. I once saw a girl in Bangkok hold a donkey--well, it's Sunday.

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DelMartian's picture

@ Deb,

Sienna is definitely MORE GROSS.

Zappy's picture

Snortling @ Vixen and Sugaroo

*runs outside to catch a scorpion to grill on the barby*

Deb's picture

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 2:43pm.

Ba-DUM!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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GROSS GROSS GROSS!!!

(Running for the safety of my linen closet)

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Zappy's picture

Isn't she an amazing little thing! I bet Sienna Miller can do it with her snatch!

Deb's picture

MK, why are you torturing us? I don't know who's grosser, the Scorpion queen or Sienna.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

ImpertinentVixen's picture

As opposed to, say, someone like Tawny Kitaen, who's had members of both Poison AND Scorpion in her mouth, undoubtedly for more than two minutes.

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You better watch out, you better not cry.

Sugaroo's picture

Goody! Appetizers!