Chyna Parties Like It's Her Birthday
That's because it was her birthday. Most of whores like to get completely obliterated on our birfdays, because getting old is pretty gross and depressing. Well, Chyna might have gone a little too far. TMZ says that Chyna was admitted into the hospital yesterday morning, because she over did it with the rubber chicken shots and it didn't mix well with her prescription pills. That's a problem.
Chyna threw a little birthday soiree at her home in Burbank and the paramedics were called at about 5am when friends found her giant ass passed out with cuts on her arms. She was immediately put on a forklift and transported to the hospital. I'm joking about the forklift part. They really used a tractor.
At the hospital, Chyna was so fucking wasted that they couldn't do a proper psych evaluation on her. They had to wait until the bitch sobered up.
Chyna later told TMZ at the hospital that also she wanted was a "hamburger and fries." Straight up, I know what she's talking about. When you're swimming in a big bottle of booze, the only thing you really want is a damn burger and fries. Sometimes you want a taco, but mostly you want burger and fries. Especially some fucking chili cheese fries with extra grease. Shit. Sometimes when I'm drunk I'm tempted just to ask the bitches at McDonald's if I can stick a straw in one of their grease jugs and drink that shit up. Skip the middle man.
You know, I'm going to go ahead and blame all Chyna's troubles on her Little Shop of Horrors clit. If Dr. Drew couldn't even help her ass, then there's a bigger issue here. The bigger issue being her evil roid clit. I bet you it tells her to drink more and to take more pills. It totally talks. Her "feed me" clitoris probably even told her to get it a burger and fries, because it was hungry.
And now I must go and get a burger and fries, because this post made me hungry. I will eat one (or three) for Chyna!
I looked at the NSFW picture, and I have to say, I wasn't as disgusted by the li'l stranger as I was by the stubbled flesh around it. If you're going to shave, keep that shit maintained.
I wonder if it gets hard?
***************
You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
that Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
--Jethro Tull
Your burger and fries rant made me hungry too...I don't even eat that crap anymore...UGH!
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
sad woman - Celebrity Rehab was so sad too
PS: MK - you are on fira'!
"She was immediately put on a forklift and transported to the hospital"
Huh. I don't know, but that picture of her clit/peen made me and my husband gag!
Forklift
and when I couldn't laugh anymore, I get
Tractor
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:29am.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
asshole!
(I mean that as a term of endearment)
made me choke!
LoL
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"dick and chips: a perfect combination" MK
***********************************************
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCWmb8yl9z0
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
She is so attractive and I have seen her on Meetwealthy. com,I also met many Sexy, Curvy, Classy Women, open minded rich couples, hot rich guys, nice wealthy admirers, even some celebs.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:27am.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
awww.Like that song...If you can't have the one you love...love the one you're with.....?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"dick and chips: a perfect combination" MK
***********************************************
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCWmb8yl9z0
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:23am.
Submitted by Triscuit on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:20am.
BabyBoy...just how many clits have you looked at "up close"?
You guys are really funny. Some big clits look like Tom Cruise in a hoodie.
----------------------------------
Submitted by Triscuit on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:25am.
It's more romantic with your eyes closed--you could be anywhere.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. (SJ)
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:23am.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Trying to imagine the porn queens you are used to?
Trying to avoid the rancid smell?
LoL
♥
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"dick and chips: a perfect combination" MK
***********************************************
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCWmb8yl9z0
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Submitted by Triscuit on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:20am.
BabyBoy...just how many clits have you looked at "up close"?
hahahahahahaha. I had my eyes closed.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. (SJ)
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:13am.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
BabyBoy...just how many clits have you looked at "up close"?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"dick and chips: a perfect combination" MK
***********************************************
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCWmb8yl9z0
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
lol i stopped drinking
Submitted by Triscuit on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:06am.
OK, maybe not long like a cocktail frank, but clits do have a little mushroomy shape and a tiny foreskinny thingie. (If that's too technical, I can put it into layman's English.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. (SJ)
Submitted by Rosemary on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:01am.
This make smy whole body feel icky.
Would you like a rubber chicken shot? I'll need to see some ID.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. (SJ)
lol
Submitted by Rosemary on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:07am.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
RIGHT???!!!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"dick and chips: a perfect combination" MK
***********************************************
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCWmb8yl9z0
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I know mine doesn't.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:00am.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Dude.I am about to go get naked and try to look at my clit,not that I have not (really) looked at it,but I think mine is small,like smaller then a pea.................hold on I'm gonna go look.But I am very sure it does NOT look like a little penis!☺
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"dick and chips: a perfect combination" MK
***********************************************
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCWmb8yl9z0
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
This make smy whole body feel icky.
Submitted by Triscuit on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:43am.
I still think it is funny she had the nerve to pierce it(the baby dick she is sporting).
Triscuit, that's one of the things that makes me think that monstrosity is a clit. A guy wouldn't pierce a dick like that, would he? I've had a sheltered life, but that looks like a female sort of piercing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. (SJ)
Submitted by Lindalou on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:14am.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
WHY?????????????????
you are as bad as MK.
DO NOT CLICK THE LINK!
LoL
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"dick and chips: a perfect combination" MK
***********************************************
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCWmb8yl9z0
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
That thing gave me nightmares. I'd close my eyes and Ah! Just nast.
I still think it is funny she had the nerve to pierce it.(the baby dick she is sporting)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"dick and chips: a perfect combination" MK
***********************************************
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCWmb8yl9z0
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Submitted by Lindalou on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:09am.
I've never "googled" a mini-peen. Not that it's a bad thing.LOL
Tiger and Sheeps, you two are cracking me up.
----------------------------------
Submitted by Lindalou on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:14am.
If I had a clitoris like that I would want millions to show it off.
I worked for many years for a paediatrician. If a baby was born with something like that (clitoromegaly) it would be referred to a geneticist for a diagnosis.
That shit is steroid induced. GROSS!
Skip ahead on this to about 1 minute. Mega mini peen. Serious gender issues.
http://www.agentvice.com/out.php?idv=1610
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 10:41pm.
So did Chyna grow that (not so) mini- peen or was she born wif it? I mean, bitch's voice sound all tranny like. Bitch look like a tranny, but bitch have a mini peen. Bitch was born a hermie, no? Or did steroids grow her a mini peen? Can a normal chick grow a clit-dick like that even wif da 'roids? I dunno! I'm askin' you whores!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I dunno if roids will cause it but I know testosterone will. The pregnant "man" has one, as does the man formerly known as a woman at work. Just google you'll find way more info than you ever wanted.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:03am.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:02am.
Won't that make it pucker more?
************************************
Hey, look..You want to have a loose asshole, that's your business, I'm not here to jugde...
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:02am.
Won't that make it pucker more?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Of the life of Benjamin Button between his twelfth and twenty-first year I intend to say little. Suffice to record that they were years of normal ungrowth.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 11:55pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 11:03pm.
Well Im not dumb but I cant understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
But uh, now that we're dishing how sore was your asshole on a scale of 1 to 10?
It was an eyeopener, all right.
***********************************************
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Well stick a lemon wedge up in there...not that I'm speakin' from no experience or nothin'...:-O
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 11:03pm.
Well Im not dumb but I cant understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
But uh, now that we're dishing how sore was your asshole on a scale of 1 to 10?
It was an eyeopener, all right.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Of the life of Benjamin Button between his twelfth and twenty-first year I intend to say little. Suffice to record that they were years of normal ungrowth.
I totally fucking forgot about rubber chicken shots! Oh thank you. I needed that. Rubber chicken cheese shots anyone?
She has nice eyes. She was all freakish on that reality show with all the hasbeens, then on Dr. Drew, she claimed she had no problems.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 10:53pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 10:41pm.
Tiger, I bet she was born 100% female, but the steroids made her more masculine. Even without steroids, I think some women can have unusually large clits. This one night on Sunset, I left a bar really drunk to drive home blah blah ... Let's just say I couldn't believe how big the clit was.
***********************************************
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and let me guess...you couldn't believe the 5 o'clock shadow on this bitch the next morning or the size of her feet when she made you breakfast barefoot, or her hairy knuckles when she served you coffee, right? Oh, and I bet her name was...lemme guess? LOLA?
Well Im not dumb but I cant understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
But uh, now that we're dishing how sore was your asshole on a scale of 1 to 10? ;-)
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 10:41pm.
Tiger, I bet she was born 100% female, but the steroids made her more masculine. Even without steroids, I think some women can have unusually large clits. This one night on Sunset, I left a bar really drunk to drive home blah blah ... Let's just say I couldn't believe how big the clit was.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Of the life of Benjamin Button between his twelfth and twenty-first year I intend to say little. Suffice to record that they were years of normal ungrowth.
So did Chyna grow that (not so) mini- peen or was she born wif it? I mean, bitch's voice sound all tranny like. Bitch look like a tranny, but bitch have a mini peen. Bitch was born a hermie, no? Or did steroids grow her a mini peen? Can a normal chick grow a clit-dick like that even wif da 'roids? I dunno! I'm askin' you whores!
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Now this is what I called party animal!
----
Get a spicy celebrity news!
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:56pm.
Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:52pm.
Easy, it all goes to the guy's head. (above the neck)
You mean that physically, not metaphorically...
============================
Both, actually. Once they get the helium balloon head, they forget all about the raisinettes they have below. HAHAHA
"Mistletoe- n. A demon weed that causes ugly men to think they can force unwanted and awkward kisses upon a woman."
Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:52pm.
Easy, it all goes to the guy's head. (above the neck)
You mean that physically, not metaphorically...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Of the life of Benjamin Button between his twelfth and twenty-first year I intend to say little. Suffice to record that they were years of normal ungrowth.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:49pm.
How come guys lose peenage when they take steroids but women gain it?
========================================
Easy, it all goes to the guy's head. (above the neck)
"Mistletoe- n. A demon weed that causes ugly men to think they can force unwanted and awkward kisses upon a woman."
How come guys lose peenage when they take steroids but women gain it?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Of the life of Benjamin Button between his twelfth and twenty-first year I intend to say little. Suffice to record that they were years of normal ungrowth.
oh ok, thanks tiger
Submitted by Rosemary on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:33pm.
I remember when she was flipping out about Anna Nicole, I forget what exactly. Sometime after she died.....I can't remember what though.
*************************************
Yeah, she made some jacked up movie with Anna Nicole, the last movie before Anna died. I dunno, while Anna was alive Chyna was all sayin' "Well, I really didn't get to know Anna and we really didn't see much of each other on set" which is Hollywood dumb whore talk for "if I weren't E Listed compared to Anna's DListed, I'd totally trash her and dish, but my publicist told me not to..." Then, after Anna dies, she acts like they were best friends and shit! Pffffft...
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
But after that picture, and speculation of the steroids causing that, I really wouldnt do them now.
I've always wondered what steroids are like. I would never do them, only what the dr had to give me now and then lol. Seriously, they must make you so manic.
I remember when she was flipping out about Anna Nicole, I forget what exactly. Sometime after she died.....I can't remember what though.
She said she can bench press 365 lbs.
I almost skipped over this story and didn't read it because of Chyna, but im so glad I did. MK you are too funny and everything you are talking about is so damn true. I almost pissed myself laughing.