Chyna Parties Like It's Her Birthday
That's because it was her birthday. Most of whores like to get completely obliterated on our birfdays, because getting old is pretty gross and depressing. Well, Chyna might have gone a little too far. TMZ says that Chyna was admitted into the hospital yesterday morning, because she over did it with the rubber chicken shots and it didn't mix well with her prescription pills. That's a problem.
Chyna threw a little birthday soiree at her home in Burbank and the paramedics were called at about 5am when friends found her giant ass passed out with cuts on her arms. She was immediately put on a forklift and transported to the hospital. I'm joking about the forklift part. They really used a tractor.
At the hospital, Chyna was so fucking wasted that they couldn't do a proper psych evaluation on her. They had to wait until the bitch sobered up.
Chyna later told TMZ at the hospital that also she wanted was a "hamburger and fries." Straight up, I know what she's talking about. When you're swimming in a big bottle of booze, the only thing you really want is a damn burger and fries. Sometimes you want a taco, but mostly you want burger and fries. Especially some fucking chili cheese fries with extra grease. Shit. Sometimes when I'm drunk I'm tempted just to ask the bitches at McDonald's if I can stick a straw in one of their grease jugs and drink that shit up. Skip the middle man.
You know, I'm going to go ahead and blame all Chyna's troubles on her Little Shop of Horrors clit. If Dr. Drew couldn't even help her ass, then there's a bigger issue here. The bigger issue being her evil roid clit. I bet you it tells her to drink more and to take more pills. It totally talks. Her "feed me" clitoris probably even told her to get it a burger and fries, because it was hungry.
And now I must go and get a burger and fries, because this post made me hungry. I will eat one (or three) for Chyna!
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Hermaphrodite...tranny...who really gives a fuck,This is one nasty,ugly self destructive loser who has no career.Yuck.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
This woman's face annoys me. I don't know if it's her mouth or her nose but it's something.
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She looks like she could be one of the Kardashian sisters. Maybe she is??
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 5:45pm.
Submitted by Devore on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 5:41pm.
Stay away from the nose candy, pills, injections and booze.
Cue the music..."These are a few of our favorite things..."
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
Submitted by Rotor Rooter on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 7:22pm.
Wow. Am I the only one who thinks that Chyna is actually pretty hot?
Yes, dear. Absolutely the only one.
No doubt.
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But she isn't an addict! Now I have to get a burger and fries. Thanks for that.
I liked her in Illegal Aliens. Strange movie but I had to see it.
How fucking ironic is that? Khloe's PETA ad is next to this story. They look like twins! LOL!
Poor Chyna. She's my favorite hermaphrodite.
----------------Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
WTF is up with her claiming to be 36?! She was born in 1969 according to IMDb. If it comes out she tried to kill herself on her 40th birthday, then she needs to be in a padded cell with Blake Incarcerated, Tommy Girl, Kanye West, and Jodie Marsh among other fuckheaded delusionals.
Wow. Am I the only one who thinks that Chyna is actually pretty hot? Feel bad for her though. Like others, I believe her roids and alcohol were not a match made in heaven. Like all peeps in emotional/mental/spiritual turmoil, I wish her the best. Still do her...
So was she born a woman? Is she a woman? Sorry, I havent followed this at all. The photos of the dick/clit she has is totally disturbing. Yikes!
***I'm a Free Bird, honey!"***
NeNe~
I cant wait to see if "It's MKs fault works in front of a judge too!"
Boring stuff:
I popped over to TMZ, it looks like someone was making a joke, not really blaming MK.
Even more boring:
Chynas mini peen can also be found on the pregnant "man" and the guy at work that used to be a girl. We all start out the same, testosterone gives the boy a penis, progesterone a girl a vagina. Shes probably had high testosterone levels all of her life, throw in some roids and you've got a hormone imbalance stew.
Most boring of all:
Chyna exhibits many signs of borderline personality disorder. Its a mental illness caused by severe abuse in childhood. People with the disorder tend to be drug addicts, self abusers, be sexually promiscuous and be drama queens (and kings). They can have a wonderful day where every bit was all about them but in the end instead of being happy and thankful, they obsess about one thing that went wrong or that its over. They then cry, self abuse and self medicate to try to stop the pain. Its very sad, and very difficult for those around them.
Chyna is a confused tranny, and I think all those steroids have done a job on her brain as well as her body. I hope she can get sober, but I tend to doubt it. I don't wish this hell on her or anyone.
And who the fuck is blaming MK for her binge drinking?!? Apparently those idiots on TMZ haven't heard of "personal responsibility." What a concept -- they should check it out.
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she is more disgusting that the dog shit you step in at spring time that was out all winter.
you "hope I am hit by a bus"?
spoken like the worthless junkie you are.
go sniff some provolone you boring ass druggie.
I feel for her, too, and hope she finally gets the real (REAL!!) help she needs. Dr. Drew's show was maybe a start but not necessarily a healthy step for her. Get out of the spotlight and get yourself healthy once and for all, Joanie. You deserve it!
Submitted by Devore on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 5:41pm.
If you don't have your health, you do not have much of anything.
If you do not have your sobriety, you do not have your health.
Stay away from the nose candy, pills, injections and booze.
I hope your boring cabbage eating ass gets hit by a bus. I love when healthy people die young!! Like the guy that started Runners magazine, yet Mick Jagger is still alive BWWAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
If you don't have your health, you do not have much of anything.
If you do not have your sobriety, you do not have your health.
Stay away from the nose candy, pills, injections and booze.
well i know what im gonna say the next time i get caught fuckin up...MK made me do it!
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i sure liked dlisted better with LoLo
She's so ripped on 'roids, even her clit has a six pack.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
She isn't a mess because of hollyweird, she was a mess when she lived here in NH. And yes, Vince totally used and abused what he knew was a mess. He let her live on $50 a week while they made her train all day and take roids to get bigger. They scheduled her boob implants and jaw and crowmagnon man forehead shaving for the same surgery, no shit, for right after Christmas one year, then she got extensions, and BANG on tour. The sad thing is that she just wanted the attention so badly, and it was taken advantage of. She is a mess, and I feel bad for her.
Taterhead Willis, look into the future!
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soooooo, is the upper lip busted or what? enough with the poison injections, damn!!!!!
I hate her cos her clits bigger than my dick!
good luck to chyna. I hope she is able to get the help she needs. I think she was too embarrassed to go into all of her issues with dr. drew, knowing it would all be edited, then shown on tv. I saw her on the surreal life and on celebrity rehab. she seems like a nice person with some issues she can't manage. who knows maybe the prescription she took was supposed to help her with whatever was happening and the alcohol affected how well it worked for her.
as for people on tmz complaining about what mk posted before... I think chyna probably knows better than go poking around gossip sites on her birthday, particularly since she is lying about her age.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 4:54pm.
*hands Socky a little tiny Taser*
Zap her in the man-clit.
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
here's her hungry clit!
http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/sports/chyna/
http://www.sex-project.com/1/index.php/topic,2392.0.html
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
joanie and khloe k should hang out together...giant girls united against the world...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Chynna/Khloe is gross. No, I can't tell the difference- they are both BEASTS.
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Now I don't mean to get you upset, but every cause has an effect
- Lauryn Hill "Superstar"
I find her and her story incredibly sad. Vince M. chewed her up and spit her out just like so many of his other "talent", of course he never helped them plan for any kind of a future after the fact. She cant even use her stage name to make money. I am sure she has probably always had self esteem issues due to her size and all. I agree with the poster who said she just needs to get the hell out of Hollywood, try rehab one more time and get her head on straight. She is still young, I am afraid we will be reading of her demise at some point...I think she just wants to be loved.
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If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 4:36pm.
You should run...I hear she likes to monkey around.
That said, my eyes are offended by her picture.
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*Gulp!* *running from gym back to house a la cartoon style*
*training pet scorpions to attack the Jolly Gross 'Gina*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
People beleive TMZ comments?! LOL TMZ (like Youtube, Perez, etc) is troll central. I'd take whatever those fat-ass virgins with 15 different screen names are saying with a grain of salt. You can't blame somebody else for your drunken stupidy. Take responsibility.
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 4:38pm.
Yeah, I missed that too. Maybe if MK has such powers, he should use them on people like the Lohans or the Hogans or the Hiltons.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I would do Chyna she turns me on quite frankly
@ Deb: thanks, and just read that MK is getting blamed for THIS -- WTF?! I don't even recall a recent post of her, maybe a mention I didn't read, but haven't been on for the whole week prior to xmas, oh well. I guess it's his turn to get blamed for her self-destructiveness, oy.
Wow. Who allowed Manson to wed?
TexnDoc scribbles "Well, I read some TMZ posters are naming you by name for driving her to drink on her birthday. MK slays Goliath, you beast.ayday came and with it beer."
Those TMZ posters must be sniffing wet kitty litter. AND if some guy's (MK) blog got Chyna to go on a drunking stupor rampage, she has more issues than little MK's blog of satire.
~~Rudyard Kipling~~
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 4:34pm.
You should run...I hear she likes to monkey around.
That said, my eyes are offended by her picture.
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
Yeah he is cool, and the cat loves him now too.
And once again, Mr. Manson, you've cut through the crap to the core issues. I bow in your general internet direction ;D
If she came to our gym...I would run...fast!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Joanie, Joanie, Joanie...how many times are you gonna put yourself through this? I was a huge wrestling fan in the late 90s when she was popular and dating one of the most popular wrestlers in the business...when he cheated on her she fell HARD, and then hooked up with a slimy wrestler who's known for being an addict. She *continues* to shit and step back in it. How many chances for help now has she had? Even on a damn reality TV show? STOP LIVING SO DAMN HARD.
Submitted by Rosemary on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 4:30pm.
I named him that cause he showed up at my door one day, and the cat went after him, and he just wagged his tail at her.
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OMG ha! Now THAT I've never seen! A dog staying chill with a pissy cat. That's one cool canine.
HOW DID SHE GET A CERTAIN PART OF HER FUCKING GENITALIA THAT LARGE. THAT ALL I WANT TO KNOW SO MABY I CAN GET MY WIFE'S LIKE THAT. IT IS JUST THE VERY FUCKING GODDAMN SIMPLE THINGS IN LIFE. KIND OF LIKE WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT AN ERECT PENIS UP THEIR RECTUM. MY DOCTOR STUCK AND GLOVED INDEX FUCKING GODDAMN FINGER UP MY ANUS ONE TIME AND I JUST ABOUT LEAPED THROUGH THE FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN CEILING. FUCK.
lol
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 4:17pm.
Well said.
And I'm sure if MK didn't drive her to drink, Joanie would have just had a quiet birthday with a few friends, cake and ice cream, and a few games of Pictionary. Pfft.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I named him that cause he showed up at my door one day, and the cat went after him, and he just wagged his tail at her.
aw sweet, I wanna a bit of Peace :)
and how apropos to the topic at hand, wow!
Thanks Pearl =) It's my dog Peace