Brad Beaten By A Dog!

Damn, that Ben Button poster is eepy-cray!

Submitted by Bda on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:54pm.
Well Brad's movie was shown on less screens and you all know white folk love them some dogs so much so that they actually fuck them GROSS! Don't believe google it at your own risk.

Eh? Does this mean that bestiality is confined to Caucasians or you are being a bit of a twat? Discuss.
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Deary me, what the holy fuck has been going on in this thread? Anyhoo, I am still pleased that another pretentious bit of crap has failed to launch- it would be better if it had totally died on its arse like 'that's not mah son- oh no hang on it might be they all look alike' A Mighty Fart etc- but beggers can't be choosers. Let's hope the Holi- Shitts take a hint and piss off.

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Submitted by Bda on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:54pm.
Well Brad's movie was shown on less screens and you all know white folk love them some dogs so much so that they actually fuck them GROSS! Don't believe google it at your own risk.
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Same rant, different loon!

Yes, her movie was played in more theaters. She also sold to a much younger crowd (families with children) so therefore her ticket prices were ALSO cut in half! She still out sold that cheating bastard! Now go find another thread you brain dead dumb f*ck!!

paris herpes ITA. sigh, I told my bf "LET'S JUST GO, I Don't even care what happens anymore! MY ASS HURTS" LOL but they did do a good job with the makeup etc and when he was a teen he looked just like his Thelma and Louise days.
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Ben Button was a loooong movie...I was so glad I didn't eat or drink anything, I just sat there for 3 hours. It was a decent movie though. And they did up Brad hot when he got to 18 or so.

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Marley and Me lapped up an estimated $37 million on approximately 4,400 screens at 3,480 theaters over the weekend
In distributor 20th Century Fox's research, families and women were the main demographics

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button opened to a healthy estimated $27 million on close to 4,100 screens at 2,988 locations
Distributor Paramount Pictures' research suggested that 60 percent of the audience was female and 70 percent was over 25 years old.

Valkyrie seized an estimated $21.5 million on approximately 2,900 screens at 2,711 venues
According to distributor MGM's tracking, 55 percent of the audience was male and 66 percent was over 25

Sugarbella are you on medication and more importantly have you been taking it?

Submitted by Sugarbella on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:05am.
Here's the overseas schedule for BenjButt...notice anything???

Yes, I noticed that in this list there isn't Italy where is due on 2.13.09, with trailers already on theatres

And the dog movie screening date is not correct for Italy (due on April if ever it will make it)

Well done Jenn

Also lets all congratulate Mr Jolie for coming third.

Thanks MK for brilliant site and your wit - something the others lack.

Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:11pm.
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LOL. Thanks for the heads up, Farrah! XOXOXO. Why I made her mad, I will never know. At some point, I gotta admit it was funny. Childish, yet funny.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:10pm.

IT'S THE SAME PERSON.
she's still around.

@Lori: you made her mad, mad, mad! protect your computer and don't be surprised if you get banned. Too bad.... i've got the LIST.
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Submitted by Bda on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:54pm.

stfu and go home racist

oh and your brangelina collector plates are on backorder. so hold onto those people mags of your even though theyre already covered in jizz.

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Well Brad's movie was shown on less screens and you all know white folk love them some dogs so much so that they actually fuck them GROSS! Don't believe google it at your own risk.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:48pm.
someone please tell me on what page it starts getting good
2 pages back- funny thing is there was a heap of joking -then snap whoa nelly

@Green is Good and Leash:

Wow. Just wow. Dot is crazazy!

someone please tell me on what page it starts getting good.
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@Sugaroo: You finally get around to reading that stuff from last nite?

I believe that. Apparently she was asked if she planned to marry (by an interviewer) and she told them that they would have to ask Brad about that. IT seems she might very well want to be married for the sake of the kids. I do believe he's dragging his feet because at this point he has 6 kids and people have accepted that they're not married. I think he wanted to marry her in the beginning because he was still stuck with a "traditional" mentality about marriage + family. Maybe he adjusted to the unconventional relationship. This nomadic lifestyle has the guy confused. But didn't he say (when he was married to Jen) that he didn't think it was normal to be with one person the rest of your life? I thought he said that too. Who the hell knows, anything that comes out of his mouth is a lie and smells like shit!
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I agree too K2. Call it old fashioned I think if you aren't married to the baby daddy before you get pregnant you better get a shot gun wedding, because there is no way that guy is going to marry you after the kids are older. Ofcourse I had a cousin who married her baby daddy after the kids were about 15, but they only had two kids. Think of the money Brad would have to pay if he married her. He already has to pay for the kids. He will get out of paying for the adopted kids. I don't think the guy will stay. Why even get into a relationship with the kids if he said-he doesn't think people are meant to be together.

Submitted by Pauly Shore on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:54am.
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LOL.

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Sugaroo, I went back and read some of the crazy that went on , too.

Looks like a bunch of trolls emigrated from Piggez Hilton's site because they were bored.

From post Submitted by Two Drink Min on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:33am.

Right on, Two Drinks, right on!!!

MK rules the cyber, baby!

What the flying hairy old hell happened in here on the overnight?! :-0

Whoa, that's some cold shit those vandals pulled on the "Marley & Me" posters.

Obviously, somebody wants to skateboard straight to Hell while avoiding the crowded check-out line.

I don't know if I want to go to sleep anymore knowing that this is what awaits.

Also,
Lory:
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

You said what I wanted to say all day yesterday.

I am pleased. The loons can tie themselves up in knots saying the pretentious CCOBB is to deeeep for mere mortals but it is shite. I know this as Bradders is shite. It is one of the few things in life you can totally rely on. Good for you Jen, if you could train a dog to say 'that's not mahh son' in interviews then your work here is done.

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hey sluterellas :)

the only movie I watched over the weekend was Crumb, a doc about Robert Crumb directed by David Lynch. LOVED IT!

JA, AJ, BP all of em can suck a big fat one. Crumb would agree.
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:09am.
JJ needs to put up a thread to sate the loonies.
He can title it "Maniston ahead by a chin but only cause of the dog." Oh wait, he's simply not witty enough to think of that

where's your blog 2drink, that was FUNNEH! ♥
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I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(

While MK keeps his snark fairly unbiased (Rojo, Empress and PP aside) JJ knows where his bread and butter lies. He's not funny like MK. He just copies articles and talks about who designed so and so's outfit. He really doesn't have an ounce of funny. He knows it's the Loon Mecca.

Perez tries desperately, but falls on his fat ass everytime. His hatred towards JA comes strictly from his crush on Mayer. Noone appreciates his celeb ass kissing and his desire to be famous himself.

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Marley and Me was a great movie! Every single guy in the theater was crying at the end!

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oh, duh, I just read what MK wrote, yeah it was long and Tilda was the hotness but not as hot as Cate (even tho I didn't particularly like her as this character)
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I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(

skinny fat : LOL and I lurv Cate B . yes, it totally reminded me of Titanic. Benny Blanco from the Bronx movie is too deep for loons, it's all about death and aging.

K2 : my ass is still hurting this morning! ;(
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"This old Cate Blanchette just needs to hurry up and DIE already! PLEASE!"

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That's how I felt about Leo in Titanic. Just Jared needs to ask the loons why they didn't go see BB

(the bf was calling it The Curious Mind of Benjamin Franklin, LOL)

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LMFAO! that's great. I know another poster referred to it as " benny button ". The name of the film alone is just tooo damn long. I certainly couldn't imagine sitting in a theater for 3 hours. That's a couch movie .... atleast then you can take power naps and just hit rewind when you wake up!

OMG I saw this over the weekend (the bf was calling it The Curious Mind of Benjamin Franklin, LOL) Seriously it was cool and gorg and nice acting and all but it was TOOOOO damn long, almost three hours! I was like "This old Cate Blanchette just needs to hurry up and DIE already! PLEASE!"

who else saw it?
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:40am.
K2 - I noticed that. JJ will not post it. Trust. He will be viewed as a traitor
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All joking aside, I'm pretty shocked by it. He doesn't seem to have a problem putting up threads when it come to Jen and John or if she's saying something negative about the holy ones. But to not post her success??? Why? Isn't it about getting hits? I guess he's like the rest of the loons.... if he doesn't post it then maybe it's not true! LMAO! living in denial much.

K2 - I noticed that. JJ will not post it. Trust. He will be viewed as a traitor.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656

For the person who remarked that JJ only does box office threads on Monday's..... Uuuuh apparently NOT. Still not one thread pertaining to Marley's success. I think it's hysterical because it's so obvious he is bias when it comes to Jolie.

Submitted by skinny fat on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:07am.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA Way to support the "holy family" brangeloonies!!!!!!! Let me know when either Braddy or Skankolina have a hit that isn't a cartoon or super violent.
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Exactly! Kung Fu Panda was for CHILDREN! Yet the loons pour on the praise for Jolie being some kind of goddess. Jack Black took that film. Changeling (dud), Wanted (went to DVD in a week),The Good Shephard (flop), A Mighty Heart (even bigger flop). Pitt - let's not get started on his BOMBED flicks. He better make peace with Clooney so he can ride his (Ocean's) coattails again.

Submitted by Rosemary on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 4:36am.
I have the article about her wanting to get married and him not wanting to in my mind. I dunno if that's true but that comes to mind all the time
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I believe that. Apparently she was asked if she planned to marry (by an interviewer) and she told them that they would have to ask Brad about that. IT seems she might very well want to be married for the sake of the kids. I do believe he's dragging his feet because at this point he has 6 kids and people have accepted that they're not married. I think he wanted to marry her in the beginning because he was still stuck with a "traditional" mentality about marriage + family. Maybe he adjusted to the unconventional relationship. This nomadic lifestyle has the guy confused. But didn't he say (when he was married to Jen) that he didn't think it was normal to be with one person the rest of your life? I thought he said that too. Who the hell knows, anything that comes out of his mouth is a lie and smells like shit!

JJ needs to put up a thread to sate the loonies.
He can title it "Maniston ahead by a chin but only cause of the dog." Oh wait, he's simply not witty enough to think of that.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA Way to support the "holy family" brangeloonies!!!!!!! Let me know when either Braddy or Skankolina have a hit that isn't a cartoon or super violent.

Tilda is heading up the festival jury at the 2009 Berlin International Film Festival in February.

Better make that a faux-fur-lined salami thong.

K2 & Lory - takin' the loons down.

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Submitted by 008 on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:15am.
Marley & Me was top in the box office because it opened in more theaters around the world. about 1000+. There is no way that dog movie would have beaten anything if it wasn't the holidays either. Jennifer is the most boring and worst actress out there.
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Her movie opened in a little over 3000 theaters. Brad's opened in about 300 less. Jen had the younger kids (half the price for admission) whereas the majority of Brad's tickets were adult price. Jen still kicked ass. And if I'm not mistaken, Adam Sandlers movie opened in more theaters than Jen's! LOON.

Submitted by iHop on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:34am.
Not a Brangaloonie. Now that that is out of the way I must say, if Aniston had not have been fucking Pitt once upon a time she would be doing lame ass commercials like that Phoebe chick from Friends
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You might not be a brangeloonie but you still seem to have the mentality of one. hmmm. Love when a hater or a closet Jolie fan spews their shit about Jen being nothing without Brad. You f*cking loser, she had a hit sitcom for 10 years making $1mil an episode!! Plus she did movies before he came into her life. Now go run to JJ. Her last movie (The Break Up) was a hit and now 3 years later she's a HIT again (both also filmed after her divorce from Brad!). Deal with it.

I don't care what any of you say....anniston is BUH-ZUSTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marley & Me was top in the box office because it opened in more theaters around the world. about 1000+. There is no way that dog movie would have beaten anything if it wasn't the holidays either. Jennifer is the most boring and worst actress out there.

Submitted by . on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 4:15am.
Lory,

You won't get the upperhand on me this time. Nice try but I'm on to you. You use my hurts and pains I've shared here as some sort of weapon but you are powerless because I've gone through enough hell already and I sure as fuck don't need some little ponzi girl thinking she can outsmart me and fuck me in the head. Sorry, hon. Name me some real victims of mouse or get off the pot. Your game is tiresome to EVERYONE here. Leave it be and put your pet trolls in the grave.
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