Brad Beaten By A Dog!
Anybody who calls themselves a Brangaloonie should punish themselves today by going to see Marley & Me, because they have failed one of their gods! They should have been protesting outside of movie theaters with help of (SPOILER ALERT) these posters! Because they didn't do that shit Benjamin Button got his ass beat by Jennifer Aniston and her dog friend. HA! Marley & Me was the #1 movie this weekend with around $37 million. So far it has made $51 million in just 4 days. Benjamin Button came in at #3 with $27 million and a total of $39 million. Somewhere in the world Jennifer Aniston is texting Maddox with: "Suk on dat!"
I decided to go see that Benjamin Button shit on Friday, but only for Tilda Swinton. I would work the streets in a crotchless bikini made out of salami for Tilda, so I dropped $12 to support her ass. I should have left after her part and snuck into Marley & Me, because that shit was way too long. It was 3 damn hours! When my tub of popcorn ran out after the second hour, I knew I was in trouble. The story sort of reminded me of Forrest Gump. But Forrest Gump without the delicious box of chocolates! Instead of chocolate we got an old creepy baby.
What surprised me the most about this weekend's box office is the fact that Tommy Girl's big gay Nazi movie made $21 million! Not 21 dollars, 21 million dollars! The fuck?! There must be a lot of whores out there who really hate themselves. That's the only reason I can think of on why a dumb bitch would spend their money on a 2-hour torture session. Either that or there's a ton of crazy aliens lovers out there.
The weekend box office from Dec. 26th to 28th looked like this:
1. Marley & Me - $37 million
2. Bedtime Stories - $28.1 million
3. The Curious Case Of Old Baby - $27 million
4. Valkyrie - $21.5 million
5. Yes Man - $16.4 million
6. Seven Pounds - $13.4 million
7. The Tale of Despereaux - $9.4 million
8. The Day The Earth Stood Still - $7.9 million
9. The Spirit - $6.5 million
10. Doubt - $5.7 million
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Yup. Brad can't act his way out of a paper bag and he´s aging bad. His die-hard fans think he will get an Oscar just because better actors are in it and because it is a boring 3 hour long flick. I bet they said the same about "Meet Joe Black"
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Submitted by Lory on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:10am.
Lory, meet me out at the docks. I gotta big back of uh..."frozen meat" to dispose of. *wink*
If there was a plot to this thead I got lost giving my two cats meds and eating a small island. Call me... La Isla Fatassica.
In fact, Pitt himself can't carry a movie (anymore) on his name alone. Will Smith, Johnny Depp and sometimes Vince Vaughn and Jim Carrey are the only actors with that ability.
Let's be fair. Neither Aniston or Jolie can carry a movie. Name one hit movie after Lara Croft (even the sequel bombed) that Jolie anchored. The only woman in Hollywood that can carry a film on her name alone is Reese Witherspoon (and Julia Roberts when she decides to work)
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Submitted by Sharon on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:50am.
. and at the end of the day, Jen still won't be making more money per movie than That Jolie chick considering she always has to co-star with a stronger box office draw to get a hit, Jim, Ben, Vince and now Owen and 22 dogs.
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Do people admit to being Brangeloonies?? Are they like proud of it?
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Submitted by roxie on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:18am.
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I dunno, that title + Brad Pitt sound like a bad gay porn movie.
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Without giving away the plot, Seven Pounds is about a man seeking redemption. It's an ok movie, but very slow. I would watch it at home or somewhere else where you can multi-task.
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Benjamin Button sound similar to Big, but not as good.
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God you people are loons. It's like NSYNC vs. The Backstreet Boys.
The right man being a rapist, a baby killer or (fill the blank with the name of your favorite psychopath).
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Submitted by babie on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:50pm.
Too bad the dog movie won't be screened in the whole world, as the Pitt's will.
And too bad Aniston is not as known in the whole world as Pitt is
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Too bad you didn't check the facts first Babie...
Here's the scheduled release dates for M&M around the world....
Argentina 1/22/09 n/a
Australia 1/1/09 n/a
Austria 3/6/09 n/a
Bahrain 3/5/09 n/a
Belgium and Luxembourg 3/11/09 n/a
Bolivia 1/8/09 n/a
Brazil 12/25/08 n/a
Bulgaria 3/20/09 n/a
Central America (Belize, Costa Rica, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, Panama and Paragua 1/1/09 n/a
Chile 1/15/09 n/a
Colombia 1/16/09 n/a
Croatia 3/26/09 n/a
Czech Republic 3/12/09 n/a
Czech Republic/Slovakia 3/12/09 n/a
Denmark 3/27/09 n/a
Dominican Republic 1/22/09 n/a
Ecuador 1/23/09 n/a
Egypt 3/4/09 n/a
Estonia 3/6/09 n/a
Finland 3/20/09 n/a
France and Algeria, Monaco, Morocco and Tunisia 3/4/09 n/a
Germany 3/5/09 n/a
Greece and Cyprus 3/5/09 n/a
Hong Kong 1/22/09 n/a
Hungary 3/12/09 n/a
Iceland 3/27/09 n/a
India 2/6/09 n/a
Indonesia 2/23/09 n/a
Israel 3/12/09 n/a
Italy 4/3/09 n/a
Jamaica 12/24/08 n/a
Japan 4/4/09 n/a
Jordan 3/4/09 n/a
Kuwait 3/5/09 n/a
Latvia 3/27/09 n/a
Lebanon 3/5/09 n/a
Lesser Antilles (Antigua & Barbuda, Barbados, Dominica, Grenada, Guyana, St. Lucia, St. Vincent and 12/24/08 n/a
Lithuania 3/13/09 n/a
Malaysia 3/5/09 n/a
Mexico 1/16/09 n/a
Netherlands 3/5/09 n/a
New Zealand and Fiji 2/12/09 n/a
Norway 3/27/09 n/a
Oman 3/5/09 n/a
Peru 1/8/09 n/a
Philippines 2/4/09 n/a
Poland 3/6/09 n/a
Portugal and Angola 3/19/09 n/a
Puerto Rico 12/25/08 n/a
Qatar 3/5/09 n/a
Romania 3/13/09 n/a
Russia - CIS 3/12/09 n/a
Serbia and Montenegro 3/5/09 n/a
Singapore 2/26/09 n/a
Slovenia 3/26/09 n/a
South Korea 2/19/09 n/a
South, East and West Africa 3/20/09 n/a
Spain 3/13/09 n/a
Sweden 3/20/09 n/a
Switzerland 3/4/09 n/a
Taiwan 2/6/09 n/a
Thailand 4/16/09 n/a
Turkey 3/27/09 n/a
Ukraine 3/12/09 n/a
United Arab Emirates 3/5/09 n/a
United Kingdom and Ireland and Malta 3/13/09 n/a
Uruguay 1/16/09 n/a
Venezuela 1/16/09 n/a
Vietnam 1/9/09 n/a
Here's the overseas schedule for BenjButt...notice anything???
Australia 12/26/08 n/a
Bulgaria 2/20/09 n/a
Czech Republic 2/5/09 n/a
France and Algeria, Monaco, Morocco and Tunisia 2/4/09 n/a
Germany 1/29/09 n/a
Japan 2/7/09 n/a
Lithuania 12/19/08 n/a
Romania 1/9/09 n/a
Russia - CIS 1/29/09 n/a
Slovakia 1/1/09 n/a
Taiwan 12/19/08 n/a
United Kingdom and Ireland and Malta 2/6/09 n/a
Two Drink Min, I didn't say shit about BB winning any awards, did I? Frankly I don't give a shit about none of these movies, which is why I don't pay a fucking dime to watch it, if i'm remotely interested, i watched online on my computer for fucking free. I just said all that hype about M&M will die down once awards season starts, since that's all anyone would be talking about especially in the media. and at the end of the day, Jen still won't be making more money per movie than That Jolie chick considering she always has to co-star with a stronger box office draw to get a hit, Jim, Ben, Vince and now Owen and 22 dogs. although getting payed $8 million per movie ain't bad at all, it still nowhere near what her so-called nemesis is getting per picture. Oh and her ex can be 75 and still would be getting payed way more than either of those 2 bitches, just because it's a man controlled business. For all of us chicks, life is truely a bitch and then we fucking die.
"You are a whore, darlin'. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see"
Lory,
Would two angry women stompin' a man's face until he gasped for breath a A. Stupid of B. Stupider
? I always swing towards "stupider"...killers are about as intelligent as a 2 fingered socket.
Of all these movies, the only one I might see is "Doubt."
Marley & Me - Maybe but might be too sad.
Bedtime Stories - Adam Sandler. Case closed.
The Curious Case Of Old Baby - Oh hell no.
Valkyrie - Tom Cruise. Case closed.
Yes Man - Jim Carrey. Case closed.
Seven Pounds - Will Smith. Case closed.
The Tale of Despereaux - Forget it.
The Day The Earth Stood Still - Garbage.
The Spirit - Sounds good. Possibly.
Doubt - Sounds really good. Strong maybe.
iHOP - I personally loved Lisa Kudrow in the few movies she made (Lucky Numbers aside - didn't and won't see it). Courtney is in Bestime Stories which I believe is at #2.
I am not sure spouses/ex spouses/lovers have much to do with any of their success.
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Submitted by VMDA78 on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:33am.
Doubt is about a priest who is a teacher in a religious school and he is accused of having a "inappropriate relationship" with the school's first african american student.
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As a matter of fact, I do have a leg to stand on.
Not a Brangaloonie. Now that that is out of the way I must say, if Aniston had not have been fucking Pitt once upon a time she would be doing lame ass commercials like that Phoebe chick from Friends.
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As a matter of fact, I do have a leg to stand on.
Doubt is about a priest who is a teacher in a religious school and he is accused of having a "inappropriate relationship" with the school's first african american student.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:27am.
Hi, Two Drink. I wish they had just made BB as written. I don't get the need to update and utterly revise stuff. (However, Baz Luhrmann's Romeo was cool; but they kept the same plot and dialog.)
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Bwhaha! I was going to see Marley and Me and Bedtime Stories on Christmas but both were completly sold out.
I'm really surprised no one mentioned their war at the box office before, but then again Brad's been sucking at the theaters ever since he got with Joile so is anyone ever surprised when his movies fail?
I'm surprised the Spirit didn't make more, that one was also sold out when I went and as for Doubt WTF is that movie about? A priest who touches little kids? Seriously it's one of those odd movies where the previews don't tell you jack about it.
I think all in all Christmas would have been hard for any movie. For some reason the studios chose to open like 6 movies (usually it's only 2 or 3) which is just odd.
somebody MUST tell me what in the hell Seven Pounds is about. i was gunna see it the other nite but the previews didnt tell me shit and the reviews were pretty bad. so...help a sista out and let me know
Exactly what is Doubt suppose to be about???
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As a matter of fact, I do have a leg to stand on.
whoever is jennifer's PR person deserves every dime he/she earns. The publicity jennifer generated before the movie was released contributed to "me and marley" being number one. Jennifer is a decent actress, but she and her PR person out smarted angelina in regards to publicity.
Sharon, BB is not winning anything for Brad Pitt and is not strong enough to beat out Milk, Doubt or the Wrestler. Mark my words...graphics and Supporting Roles. Nothing for Pitt. Nothing for Jolie. Sorry tootse. Gonna be another shut out year cause there is too much better competition. Everyone I knew who saw BB said too long, too Forrest Gump and too uneventful. Worth a rent at best.
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I would love to see Benjamin Button sink like a rock, just like that Jesse James crap. Brad Pitt needs to go away and take his concubine and the orphanage with him.
"doubt" is considered by many critics to be one of the best movies of the year. I think "Doubt" will earn streep both the golden globe and oscar.
k2 - I knew Jared wouldn't post it. I think the loons are on the Jen thread and the old Brad thread spewing their nonsense. It's like I called it...they know it's #1 but IT had NOTHING to do with Jen. Just the dog.
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sorry to dissapoint K2, but JJ always put Boxoffice story on mondays, not sunday. He already made a thread about Marley being #1 on Christmas, and i read some of the comments on the Brangetot thread. They all seems to be ok with Marley being #1 since they as well as everyone with a brain knows that the movie already had a built in audience from the best selling book, and there are way too many dog lovers in USA that would watch this movie just for the dogs. And from what i've seen, Marley the dog was the main attraction for the movie, hell he was the only one on the movie poster. Most ppl I know said they want to see the movie because of the dog and they loved the book. Jen was just a supporting cast. but kudos to her for being in the #1 movie. I doubt we will even remember any of this shit in 2 weeks when awards season starts.
"You are a whore, darlin'. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see"
damn i always miss out on the good convos. and i lurve me some brange talk! i f'ing hate them.
how long till shiloh & zahara get their own Disney show??
Aww! The poor fucking bitch by the name of Brad Shit was beaten by a motherfucking dog movie. I guess he should have whined harder about his life being empty because he wasn't washing diarrhea covered asses with his bare hands. Cunt.
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Just Jared - what a sore f*cking loser! He can't even bring himself to mention Jen's success this weekend. LMFAO! Not one thread about who took the #1 position at the box office. I think he seriously IS concerned that if he puts that shit up - his site will implode!! He's completely one sided. If it was Brad's win (wishful thinking for some of you), JJ would've done 2 or 3 threads at a minimum of the success. one can only wonder where the lunatics are spreading their vile since they have no thread on JJ!
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 11:48pm.
GOODNIGHT TIGERLILLY YOU STUPID GODDAMN FUCKING PRECIOUS MOTHERFUCKING GODBLESSED WONDERFUL FUCKING GODDAMN THING. FUCK.
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Why, Cholly, you sweet talker you...*blushing*... If you weren't a married man I'd....****DLISTED CENSORED*****, and then we'd....*DLISTED CENSORED*, and after that, smoke a cigarette like they do in the movies...
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Submitted by roxie on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 11:21pm.
the dog movie seems like a good family/kids movie
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They marketed the movie that way, but if you read the reviews, the ending of the story is as gut-wrenching as what you'd see in "Bambi" or "Old Yeller".
GOODNIGHT TIGERLILLY YOU STUPID GODDAMN FUCKING PRECIOUS MOTHERFUCKING GODBLESSED WONDERFUL FUCKING GODDAMN THING. FUCK.
Damn Damn DAMN IT HELL!
I missed another stellar thread!
Well, HA TO THE HA! PUPPEHS RULE, KITTEHS RULE, ANIMALS RULE!!!
So perusing the thread like a junkie, The Brad was nominated for "Twelve Monkeys", Supporting Actor.
He didn't win.
And my prediction on what will/has happened to/with the High Holy Couple that are coasting on the fumes of sites like Just Jared rabid fandom queefing,
I believe both of them keep tricks on the side and distract from what is really going on by creating the whole Saintly bullshit. They are not a couple like the dwindling number of Loons will have everyone believe. It's smoke and mirrors, whenever it "Officially" ends, trust, they will be quick to recover with someone else.
Skeletina is also that type of "mother" like pageant moms are, dolls them up, works the media runway and then off stage hands them off after berating them about their mistakes and not being perfect enough to win.
And good for the Marley movie, showcasing pets and how much they mean to most of us lucky enough to live with them, seriously, it can really only have a positive effect in the real world.
MEOW HWORES!
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 11:36pm.
BRAD PITT IS ONE STUPID ASS FUCKING GODDAMN UGLY MOTHERFUCKER. HE WOULD NOT FUCKING SURVIVE ONE FUCKING DAY IN MY STUPID ASS HOUSE. MY WIFE WOULD NOT PUT UP WITH THE GODDAMN SHIT FOR ONE SECOND. HE WOULD BE DEAD 30 MINUTES AFTER WALKING THROUGH THE FUCKING DOOR. AND FORGET HIS STUPID FUCKING WHORE. SHE WOULD BE PICKED OFF AS SOON AS SHE GOT OUT OF THE CAR.
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It's my Cholly! Cholly, dontchu worry 'bout no Brad. Send his ass over to my tiger cage...I'll fuck him dead. What? I still find him hot! As for Anolina? Meh, She don't have enough meat on her bones for me to bother wif, so she gonna hafta go on anuva man stealin' expidition....Might I suggest John Mayer???? HEHEHEHEHEHE!
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BRAD PITT IS ONE STUPID ASS FUCKING GODDAMN UGLY MOTHERFUCKER. HE WOULD NOT FUCKING SURVIVE ONE FUCKING DAY IN MY STUPID ASS HOUSE. MY WIFE WOULD NOT PUT UP WITH THE GODDAMN SHIT FOR ONE SECOND. HE WOULD BE DEAD 30 MINUTES AFTER WALKING THROUGH THE FUCKING DOOR. AND FORGET HIS STUPID FUCKING WHORE. SHE WOULD BE PICKED OFF AS SOON AS SHE GOT OUT OF THE CAR.
Do I dare ask what the JJ's are saying about this? And you know what? I don't want to see either of these fucking Hollywood abortion sludge...No, FUCK ALL THESE FUCKERS UP THE ASSHOLE WITH A BIG DICK AND NO LUBE...Your movies SUCK DONKEY DICK and I'm not payin' to see one that doesn't! So EAT MY TIGER CACA MOTHER FUCKERS!
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Submitted by Incognito on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 11:18pm.
That movie was too damn long.
The movie's 2:15 longer than the short story. They have proven that a picture is worth far less than a thousand words.
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I don't know much about any of these movies other then old man baby and marley.
the dog movie seems like a good family/kids movie
That movie was too damn long. I'm from Philly so I had to change my plans and see the movie at The Bridge instead of Riverview. Me and my friends tend to chatter when movies get long, so we weren't trying to get shot.
But yeah... the movie was good I guess. The best part was seeing Tilda Swinton's crazy ass as an old lady finally crossing the English Channel.
And that 12 y.o. was a hussy! How you gonna hit on a 75 y.o. even if he is mentally your age. sluttacious.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:51pm.
Angie is so different and special.
I heard that, unlike most women, she LOVES having heavy periods with lots of cramping.
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Whatsamatta pookie? Throw out the midol too soon did we?
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At the end, the dog calls his owner and barks *it's time*
Then fills a bathtub with water and jellyfish and climbs in
O.M.G. I have slept 5 hours in the past 72 and am now on my thrid bber. Am I sleepy? NO! I AM NOT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCKING FUCK. YOU NEED A FUCKING BOTTLE OF SMIRNOFF AND A VERY FUCKING GODDAMN QUIET ROOM. AND STAY AWAY FROM THOSE STUPID ASS FUCKING GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE DRUGS. EVEN FUCKING GRASS. IF ANYONE CAME NEAR MY FUCKING HOUSE WITH THAT STUPID ASS FUCKING SHIT THEY WOULD GET SHOT BETWEEN THE EYES FROM THE UPSTAIRS WINDOW
I feel you, Charlie. I really do.
"Yes I am a woman.
Everything about her face is perfect. She is a little to skinny in this movie but it's still not a bad thing.
Her eyes are large and almond shaped, her nose is perfect, her mouth is unusually but so beautiful, you could slice meat on her jaw line and cheek bones. I'm just so jealous. Everything about her oozes beauty and sexuality and every woman wants to be her whether they want to admit it or not."
What the hell?! I guess you can't join the Brangieloon Fan Club unless you have a certificate proclaiming you a "Genuwine Psychopathic Stalker".
Cant stand Carey, Sandler or Stiller in any movie. They do the same freakin character in every movie. The only thing that changes are the names.