Brad Beaten By A Dog!
Anybody who calls themselves a Brangaloonie should punish themselves today by going to see Marley & Me, because they have failed one of their gods! They should have been protesting outside of movie theaters with help of (SPOILER ALERT) these posters! Because they didn't do that shit Benjamin Button got his ass beat by Jennifer Aniston and her dog friend. HA! Marley & Me was the #1 movie this weekend with around $37 million. So far it has made $51 million in just 4 days. Benjamin Button came in at #3 with $27 million and a total of $39 million. Somewhere in the world Jennifer Aniston is texting Maddox with: "Suk on dat!"
I decided to go see that Benjamin Button shit on Friday, but only for Tilda Swinton. I would work the streets in a crotchless bikini made out of salami for Tilda, so I dropped $12 to support her ass. I should have left after her part and snuck into Marley & Me, because that shit was way too long. It was 3 damn hours! When my tub of popcorn ran out after the second hour, I knew I was in trouble. The story sort of reminded me of Forrest Gump. But Forrest Gump without the delicious box of chocolates! Instead of chocolate we got an old creepy baby.
What surprised me the most about this weekend's box office is the fact that Tommy Girl's big gay Nazi movie made $21 million! Not 21 dollars, 21 million dollars! The fuck?! There must be a lot of whores out there who really hate themselves. That's the only reason I can think of on why a dumb bitch would spend their money on a 2-hour torture session. Either that or there's a ton of crazy aliens lovers out there.
The weekend box office from Dec. 26th to 28th looked like this:
1. Marley & Me - $37 million
2. Bedtime Stories - $28.1 million
3. The Curious Case Of Old Baby - $27 million
4. Valkyrie - $21.5 million
5. Yes Man - $16.4 million
6. Seven Pounds - $13.4 million
7. The Tale of Despereaux - $9.4 million
8. The Day The Earth Stood Still - $7.9 million
9. The Spirit - $6.5 million
10. Doubt - $5.7 million
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Submitted by literarylioness on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 10:04pm.
F. Scott Fitzerald is one of my favorite authors and I hear Pitt blows! Why must they screw with Fitzerald? Hollywood never gets him right.
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4. Valkyrie - $21.5 million
5. Yes Man - $16.4 million
6. Seven Pounds - $13.4 million
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'kay Tommy Girl, then a "yes man", then Willy boy givin' him seven hot lovin' thrustin' pounds in the wazoo...Did anyone read this any differntly?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Can you send me an audio of that?
Oh, Judy... you just inspired me to sing with my balls in my mouth! ahhhhhhhhhhhh
This is the only blog that makes me actually laugh out loud.
So: this is my theory:
Love is eternal and if you have a harsh toke? Well, chile toke for Jesus and be sure to exhale that bitch like you just swam the English Channel.
Oh, you only like Dlisted? I was thinking you said Perez was the only one you like. DUh, lol That wouldn't make sense though lol
Most of them are somewhat, but he just is ridiculous. But I don't like him cause I just think he's an asshole.
Submitted by Rosemary on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 10:10pm.
This is the only gossip blog I like. Most of them are ass kissers.
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he is a celebrity ass kisser, and what's funny is, hardly any of his fav celebs pay him any attention, and he is in places to meet them all.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:56pm.
I just find it scary that there are still enough morons willing to buy 16.4 million dollars worth of tickets to watch Jim Carrey do the same stupid act. Just watch Liar,Liar and pretend he has wrinkles.
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Liar Liar was on TV the other night and the Pudgster and I watched about 20 minutes of it.
I hated myself for laughing.
I still hate myself for laughing.
I punished myself by watching the Two and 1/2 Men marathon.
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
And he loves angelina, as if angelina would care about him? I think, even she has better taste than that.
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:25pm.
I really would not waste my money on either of these movies.One seems boring,the other seems stupid.
....yeah....or the other seems boring and one seems stupid....hard to tell
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
I HATE perez so much. I don't think there are many people I could hate as much as him. He's like as evil as they come.
Submitted by . on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 10:03pm.
Then they must be coming in here alot cause I have been reading some weird crap lately.
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F. Scott Fitzerald is one of my favorite authors and I hear Pitt blows! Why must they screw with Fitzerald? Hollywood never gets him right.
Creepella, Many fantards of, "Perez" come her to start trouble including PH himself. He's always been jealous of the higher intellect and funnier shit that he can't attract. He's a big, ugly, fagolla with mood changing hair.
MK is NONE of that. Pure class.
So, of course, ps fucks with us.
End game.
I agree! and you can throw Adam Sandler and Jack Black into that pool. So annoying.
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Amen, Dot. I think we've got a good bunch here.
I miss your eyeball avi...
I just find it scary that there are still enough morons willing to buy 16.4 million dollars worth of tickets to watch Jim Carrey do the same stupid act. Just watch Liar,Liar and pretend he has wrinkles.
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Submitted by . on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:52pm.
I've never posted on Perez because I think he's a celebrity ass kisser. I found that HIS posters were weird with all that "FIRST!" crap. Dlisted has a level of maturity.
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Yaknowat? I have lumpy boobs but I don't have cancer! I'm really happy about that shit. -And, I'm happy about all you wonderful peeps who log-in here and take the time to care, truly CARE, you with lives of your own who come here and appreciate the little dlisted micro-world of hatin' and lovin'. lol
Sheesh. When will the lonely Perez and his ilk get over it? Dlisters are far more intelligent, way cooler, way more hip and don't brag about hosting parties at their NY flat.
Sorry, sucker. Homey don't play that.
Submitted by Nova on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:46pm.
Angie is so different and special.
I heard that, unlike most women, she LOVES having heavy periods with lots of cramping.
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
OK guys you have convince me , I'm out to watch Man on the moon again, and I might watch ESofSM after, I'm PMSin I need the tears...nighty.
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Oy oy oy!
Marley & Me - See it on DVD. I read the book. No way I would let strangers see my cry like a chld!!
Bedtime Stories - Pass.
The Curious Case Of Old Baby - Pass
Valkyrie - Rent it. Outside of TCruise, A list cast.
Yes Man - Not on a dare.
Seven Pounds - Yawn.
The Tale of Despereaux - No.
The Day The Earth Stood Still - No.
The Spirit - No.
Doubt - Looks good, but sad.
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Submitted by babie on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:50pm.
Too bad the dog movie won't be screened in the whole world, as the Pitt's will.
And too bad Aniston is not as known in the whole world as Pitt is
Too bad F.S. Fitzgerald is more appreciated and valued than the author of the dog book (who is he/she, anyway?)
Too bad is not Christmas all year around
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wow! that is a little crazy to say the least. I personally think she does have good facial bone structure BUT it does not change the fact that she is a hypocrite, and in recent years started feeling all self important and righteous. I am totally turned off by her charity for publicity idea. Beautiful or ugly it changes nothing. Beauty can only get you so far.
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Submitted by Snoogle on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:44pm.
Amen.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:33pm.
Submitted by Snoogle on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:27pm.
Jerome's death was devastating to the team and the city. It's a shame that his fate has been shared by other pro atheletes. Pele Lindbergh, was a talented and beloved goalie for the Flyers who died in a car accident in '85.
I can see the allure of a fine fast car for an athelete. Hell, I drove like a maniac in junkers and am lucky to be alive.
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He did so much good for the town, damn near single handily paid for the counties YMCA then to turn around and do that....... not even 100 feet from the pick garage. Boggles the mind it does.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:30pm.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:06pm.
I have to disagree with you;
Jim carrey did a magnificent job, because he has the ability to go from comedy to drama with the blink of an eye
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OK, well what I HEARD was that the director, Michel Gondry, had to really rein Jim Carrey in and keep him on a very short leash in order to get that performance, which was brilliant, out of him.
Speaking of brilliant performances, I saw Dark Knight a few days ago. Well we watched about 40 minutes then I just fast forwarded to the scenes with Heath in them.
Pure Fucking Genius.
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
I have said this like 5 pages Ago, but Jim Carrey at times was a better Kaufman thatn Kaufman himself.
I didn't like Spanglish, but I loved Punch drunk love, and he seems like a good guy and that is a plus.
Snoogle
Did you know Jerome then?
I'll see these movies when they come on pay-per-view.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I think Adam Sandler is a good actor... he needs to go back to his roots though, I haven seen Bed time stories, but I think he was at his best during Little Nicky, LOL
ohh and IDL, I think Edward Norton could have rocked, ES... He can rock ANYTHING
Shut the Smurf UP....
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:35pm.
He was magnificent in Punch Drunk Love and Spanglish.
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
He was magnificent in Punch Drunk Love and Spanglish.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
I agree IDML, Adam Sandler can act. He isn't just a doofus/asshole character.
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See what you give is just what you get, I know it hasn't hit you yet;
Now I don't mean to get you upset, but every cause has an effect
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Submitted by Snoogle on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:27pm.
Jerome's death was devastating to the team and the city. It's a shame that his fate has been shared by other pro atheletes. Pele Lindbergh, was a talented and beloved goalie for the Flyers who died in a car accident in '85.
I can see the allure of a fine fast car for an athelete. Hell, I drove like a maniac in junkers and am lucky to be alive.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I loved him in Eternal Mind, because I love that movie. I can even ignore snaggletooth because its THAT good. I just don't like Carrey in anything else. ESotSM was the first movie I didn't imagine him talking with his ass.
Then again, I think that when he actually acts, Sandler has potential to be a rather good actor.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:06pm.
I have to disagree with you;
Jim carrey did a magnificent job, because he has the ability to go from comedy to drama with the blink of an eye ( and be believable while doing it), just like in the Andy Kaufam movie... not many actors can do that. I don't think many actors could have played Joel like he did. ( and ESOTSM, is my favorite movie, I have seen it many many times)IMO
and the spectacularly-reviewed film will likely have $100M-$105M in the bank by the end of next weekend.
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I have YET to see a review that mentions Brad Pitt and great performance together.
This movie looks medicore at best, and was being "tested" for 18-24yo's as few as three weeks ago. Oscar winning movies don't do this.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:25pm.
I really would not waste my money on either of these movies.One seems boring,the other seems stupid.
Agreed.
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Submitted by pizza on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:24pm.
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Really? I really like that movie.
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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:23pm.
Submitted by Snoogle on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:07pm.
Ever hear of Jerome Brown?
Of course. He died far too young. Why do you ask?
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Just wondered, its been sometime ago.......Im glad that there are those out there that still remember him outside of his hometown.
I went to school with him @ Hernando High School in Brooksville, Florida. I remember the day he plowed his car into the tree behind Register Chevrolet, had his nephew in the car with him. Town shut down the day of his funeral.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
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Submitted by babie on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:50pm.
Too bad the dog movie won't be screened in the whole world, as the Pitt's will.
The above Chinese movie poster says M&M will start screening on February 6th. I bet a dog movie translates into Chinese better than some arcane American short story. The book M&M sure sold well internationally.
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Of the life of Benjamin Button between his twelfth and twenty-first year I intend to say little. Suffice to record that they were years of normal ungrowth.
I really would not waste my money on either of these movies.One seems boring,the other seems stupid.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I saw Seven Pounds today. It is NOTHING like the commercials make you think it is. Without spoilers, there are too many famous faces, it's distracting. Plus I hate Rosario Dawson, if I'd known she was in it I'd have passed to begin with but I love me some Will Smith and the ending is very disturbing. Don't take your grandma with you like I did. lol
Submitted by Snoogle on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:07pm.
Ever hear of Jerome Brown?
Of course. He died far too young. Why do you ask?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Benjamin Button will do very steady business over the next 11 days, and the spectacularly-reviewed film will likely have $100M-$105M in the bank by the end of next weekend. It will continue to hold well through awards season with major nominations at the Golden Globes and the SAG Awards. I strongly believe that this movie is headed for something in the $170M domestic range
Steve Mason
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:09pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:07pm.
@Pauley Shore: So are we gonna fuck or what?
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OF COURSE we are. I'm just trying to find my Green Glo for Hur Pleshur condoms.
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OF COURSE!
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Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:03pm.
After careful observation at the conversations going on in here, I only have one thing to say:
Those who are overtly defensive are more often than not the guilty ones.
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