Brad Beaten By A Dog!
Anybody who calls themselves a Brangaloonie should punish themselves today by going to see Marley & Me, because they have failed one of their gods! They should have been protesting outside of movie theaters with help of (SPOILER ALERT) these posters! Because they didn't do that shit Benjamin Button got his ass beat by Jennifer Aniston and her dog friend. HA! Marley & Me was the #1 movie this weekend with around $37 million. So far it has made $51 million in just 4 days. Benjamin Button came in at #3 with $27 million and a total of $39 million. Somewhere in the world Jennifer Aniston is texting Maddox with: "Suk on dat!"
I decided to go see that Benjamin Button shit on Friday, but only for Tilda Swinton. I would work the streets in a crotchless bikini made out of salami for Tilda, so I dropped $12 to support her ass. I should have left after her part and snuck into Marley & Me, because that shit was way too long. It was 3 damn hours! When my tub of popcorn ran out after the second hour, I knew I was in trouble. The story sort of reminded me of Forrest Gump. But Forrest Gump without the delicious box of chocolates! Instead of chocolate we got an old creepy baby.
What surprised me the most about this weekend's box office is the fact that Tommy Girl's big gay Nazi movie made $21 million! Not 21 dollars, 21 million dollars! The fuck?! There must be a lot of whores out there who really hate themselves. That's the only reason I can think of on why a dumb bitch would spend their money on a 2-hour torture session. Either that or there's a ton of crazy aliens lovers out there.
The weekend box office from Dec. 26th to 28th looked like this:
1. Marley & Me - $37 million
2. Bedtime Stories - $28.1 million
3. The Curious Case Of Old Baby - $27 million
4. Valkyrie - $21.5 million
5. Yes Man - $16.4 million
6. Seven Pounds - $13.4 million
7. The Tale of Despereaux - $9.4 million
8. The Day The Earth Stood Still - $7.9 million
9. The Spirit - $6.5 million
10. Doubt - $5.7 million
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<"Too bad the dog movie won't be screened in the whole world, as the Pitt's will.
And too bad Aniston is not as known in the whole world as Pitt is
Too bad F.S. Fitzgerald is more appreciated and valued than the author of the dog book (who is he/she, anyway?)
Too bad is not Christmas all year around">
You BradaJennaloonies are a scream. That "too bad" stuff always makes me laugh coming from Jonas Brothers fans when someone insults them on ITunes. "Too bad...this and Too bad that...."
None of these movies appeal to me.
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I can't stand the self-righteous Brad Pitt so I'm glad that other movies, including Jen's, are making more money than his.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:07pm.
@Pauley Shore: So are we gonna fuck or what?
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OF COURSE we are. I'm just trying to find my Green Glo for Hur Pleshur condoms.
Submitted by applepire on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:05pm.
nice to be ur friend
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REPORTED! Haha!
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:51pm.
Deb - Good to see you too. Happy 2009 back atcha! XOXO Go Eagles!
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As in Philadelphia Eagles?
Ever hear of Jerome Brown?
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
xo
There is no way in hell Brad will ever get an oscar. Unless a role that a dim monkey could play and still get awards drops in his lap. Kind of like Jim Carrey in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless mind. Anyone would have done a good job simply because the role was wonderful. Kind of like how Jolie got her Oscar...
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
nice to be ur friend, have u ever heard of sugarbabymeet.com? someone just now told me this site.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:02pm.
Submitted by radio siren on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:51pm.
Seriously,whenever I'm on a site where there's comments posted like that I feel like I'm sitting in the middle of Stalker Central. Talk about people with no life!
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OMG! are you taling about ME!?!?!
;P
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After careful observation at the conversations going on in here, I only have one thing to say:
Those who are overtly defensive are more often than not the guilty ones.
Submitted by radio siren on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:51pm.
Seriously,whenever I'm on a site where there's comments posted like that I feel like I'm sitting in the middle of Stalker Central. Talk about people with no life!
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My lnlaws wanted to take our girls, age 7 and 5, to see Marley and Me tonight. OH HELL NAW! We sent them off to see Bedtime Stories or that rodent flick Desperadoes or Desastreparados or something. They haven't come back yet. Meanwhile here at home we're having drinkies *hic*
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:53pm.
Submitted by radio siren on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:51pm.
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AND YOU GUYS! I LOVE YOU ALL!
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NOW !!!! NOW I AM GOING FOR MY SHOT!
WAIT! TEll ME WHAT TO GET!
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Clearly you are all the thieves and I should watch my back. you crazy hookaz
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:51pm.
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Happy New Year!
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Submitted by radio siren on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:51pm.
Hey Radio! That was chilling in it's vapidness.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by . on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:49pm.
I came here as an escapist from my personal pain.
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Exactly. SO let it go! For reals, hunny.
It's just stress and this is not a place for stress
THIS IS A PLACE FOR FUCKERY!
FUCK AROUND!
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Deb - Good to see you too. Happy 2009 back atcha! XOXO Go Eagles!
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OK - NOW I'M GOING FOR A SHOT!
BRB!
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Only somewhat relatable, but incredibly hilarious: here's a post from imdb.com's "Wanted" comments from an obvious Brangeloonie about creepy Angie:
"Yes I am a woman.
Everything about her face is perfect. She is a little to skinny in this movie but it's still not a bad thing.
Her eyes are large and almond shaped, her nose is perfect, her mouth is unusually but so beautiful, you could slice meat on her jaw line and cheek bones. I'm just so jealous. Everything about her oozes beauty and sexuality and every woman wants to be her whether they want to admit it or not."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0493464/board/thread/124643231?d=124666087&p...
I think she's an escapee from JJ.
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Too bad the dog movie won't be screened in the whole world, as the Pitt's will.
And too bad Aniston is not as known in the whole world as Pitt is
Too bad F.S. Fitzgerald is more appreciated and valued than the author of the dog book (who is he/she, anyway?)
Too bad is not Christmas all year around
Submitted by Charles Manson on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:46pm.
O.M.G. I have slept 5 hours in the past 72 and am now on my thrid bber. Am I sleepy? NO! I AM NOT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCKING FUCK. YOU NEED A FUCKING BOTTLE OF SMIRNOFF AND A VERY FUCKING GODDAMN QUIET ROOM. AND STAY AWAY FROM THOSE STUPID ASS FUCKING GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE DRUGS. EVEN FUCKING GRASS.
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FUCK OFF! GRASS MAKES mE SLEEP! I LVOE THAT SHIT! |BUT IT'S NOT WORKING! IT'S NOT WOKIING! NOTHING WORKS!
PS. I love you, CHarlir Manson. I always have:)
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Submitted by cornmuncher on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:45pm.
*those who dont drop it have keen interest in it*
*thinks sugaroo,LCT,.(dot)*
*chews toenails*
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From what I can see, LCT isn't here. Is it not a slight bit RUDE to talk about those who aren't able to defend themselves?
Submitted by Mix Well on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:27pm.
*thinks cornmuncher is a schizophrenic with a sad need for attention.*
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just because cornmuncher is a schizophrenic doesn't mean she can't spot a whiner with a sad need for attention when she sees one.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:45pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:43pm.
Like a diva. I'm teh ringleader - I call the shots!
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More like drink the shots!
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SHots? You got shots? You know what? I'm a go get a shot - I'll be back in a mimute!
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O.M.G. I have slept 5 hours in the past 72 and am now on my thrid bber. Am I sleepy? NO! I AM NOT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCKING FUCK. YOU NEED A FUCKING BOTTLE OF SMIRNOFF AND A VERY FUCKING GODDAMN QUIET ROOM. AND STAY AWAY FROM THOSE STUPID ASS FUCKING GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE DRUGS. EVEN FUCKING GRASS. IF ANYONE CAME NEAR MY FUCKING HOUSE WITH THAT STUPID ASS FUCKING SHIT THEY WOULD GET SHOT BETWEEN THE EYES FROM THE UPSTAIRS WINDOW
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:43pm.
Like a diva. I'm teh ringleader - I call the shots!
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More like drink the shots!
*those who dont drop it have keen interest in it*
*thinks sugaroo,LCT,.(dot)*
*chews toenails*
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:37pm.
Here is the GOTTDAM! FUCKING! LINK!
Get your shit straight if you wanna fuck me, ok!?!?!
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There is no way in Bielzebub's green earth that I am pressing play on that video box, so you can just FORGET it.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:42pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:37pm.
Mon Ange, are you feeling like your avie right about now?
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YES DAHLING! I FEEL LIEK BAAAAAAAAAAAAAYSONAAAAAAAY!
Like a diva. I'm teh ringleader - I call the shots!
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:38pm.
Hey Two Drink! Oh that game was sooooo sweet! The dear hub is in bummersville because his Bears blew it, but he roots for the Eagles too.
Now the Eagles are in the playoffs!
*doin' the cabbage patch*
Good to see you! Happy 2009.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
@Dot: WHY do you talk about that so much?
Ok, I'm drunk now so I can say whatever I fucking please.. I do love you, doll, but seriously - you gotta let that shit go. I hate those fucking trolls. I hate on people who make life not fun. What the fuck? Life is fucking excellent. We each get to wandr on this earth and we get sex and chocolate and Brtiney and grass (no - real grass, with like wildflowers and shit % BUTTERFLIES~! HAY, MARIAH! and all kinds of awesome shit. If it's got nothieng to do with you, just drop ti. You're a fun girl on a fun blog. HAVE FUN!
kisses,
angel;)
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:37pm.
Mon Ange, are you feeling like your avie right about now?
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Of the life of Benjamin Button between his twelfth and twenty-first year I intend to say little. Suffice to record that they were years of normal ungrowth.
Deb - I saw the game...they owned it. Eagles crushed em!
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OMG Pauly - I amm SO ashamed of you!
That's NOTHING!
You want some anal fissure you gotta hang with MK! (LOL! you have idea how many time I have to backspace for this shit!)
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Here is the GOTTDAM! FUCKING! LINK!
Get your shit straight if you wanna fuck me, ok!?!?!
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In all honesty...
uh...
How do you age backwards?
NO woman on earth can be regurgitating a full grown man outta her GINA? WTF?
Bye, Sibs. :) Sweetest~
BYEEEEEEEEEEE, SIBSI!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:30pm.
Hi, dot:)
HAPPY HOLIDAY!
CHOCOLATE IS THE FOOD OF THE DEVLIS!
Just sayin' :)
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Angel, you are ME?
HELLO. Remember? We're all conversin' with ourselves and the one poor soul who logs in here as a singular is convused by all of ourselves.
Devil's food! mmmmmmmmm
G'night, slags!
Gotta wake up early tomorrow.
*smooches*
Don't stay up too late and be good :D
PS: Say hi to Tigerlily for me if she shows up later.
Hi, dot:)
HAPPY HOLIDAY!
CHOCOLATE IS THE FOOD OF THE DEVLIS!
Just sayin' :)
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LINDSAY LOHAN IS A WHORE!
Just sayin' :)
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Okay. Who said fissure? AHHHHHHHHHH
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:26pm.
EW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! THE LINK! THE LINK!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
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What link? This one?
http://www.uptodate.com/online/content/images/gast_pix/Chronic_anal_fiss...
Submitted by poor unfortunat... on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:20pm.
Keep in mind that if Angelina had starred in The Dog Movie, they would declare it was a cinematic masterpiece and demand that their idol receive the Oscar.
Holie could never do a Dog's movie... Doggies can smell bulshitters and assholes form miles away... the Dog would Bite her lips.
*thinks cornmuncher is a schizophrenic with a sad need for attention.*
angel-i, i am not a whiner, but to each their own.
good night.
Which one of you started the "This film really remined me of Legends of the Fall" thread at IMDB?
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