Brad Beaten By A Dog!
Anybody who calls themselves a Brangaloonie should punish themselves today by going to see Marley & Me, because they have failed one of their gods! They should have been protesting outside of movie theaters with help of (SPOILER ALERT) these posters! Because they didn't do that shit Benjamin Button got his ass beat by Jennifer Aniston and her dog friend. HA! Marley & Me was the #1 movie this weekend with around $37 million. So far it has made $51 million in just 4 days. Benjamin Button came in at #3 with $27 million and a total of $39 million. Somewhere in the world Jennifer Aniston is texting Maddox with: "Suk on dat!"
I decided to go see that Benjamin Button shit on Friday, but only for Tilda Swinton. I would work the streets in a crotchless bikini made out of salami for Tilda, so I dropped $12 to support her ass. I should have left after her part and snuck into Marley & Me, because that shit was way too long. It was 3 damn hours! When my tub of popcorn ran out after the second hour, I knew I was in trouble. The story sort of reminded me of Forrest Gump. But Forrest Gump without the delicious box of chocolates! Instead of chocolate we got an old creepy baby.
What surprised me the most about this weekend's box office is the fact that Tommy Girl's big gay Nazi movie made $21 million! Not 21 dollars, 21 million dollars! The fuck?! There must be a lot of whores out there who really hate themselves. That's the only reason I can think of on why a dumb bitch would spend their money on a 2-hour torture session. Either that or there's a ton of crazy aliens lovers out there.
The weekend box office from Dec. 26th to 28th looked like this:
1. Marley & Me - $37 million
2. Bedtime Stories - $28.1 million
3. The Curious Case Of Old Baby - $27 million
4. Valkyrie - $21.5 million
5. Yes Man - $16.4 million
6. Seven Pounds - $13.4 million
7. The Tale of Despereaux - $9.4 million
8. The Day The Earth Stood Still - $7.9 million
9. The Spirit - $6.5 million
10. Doubt - $5.7 million
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Oh My God, that Marley movie SUCKED.
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Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:25pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:24pm.
HAM!
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FISSURE!
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EW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! THE LINK! THE LINK!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
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Back to Michael K:
<"I decided to go see that Benjamin Button shit on Friday, but only for Tilda Swinton.">
Ye'ahh. Nice cover, Jared.
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You are a total rectal wart.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:24pm.
HAM!
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FISSURE!
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:23pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:21pm.
CATS!
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PICKLES!
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HAM!
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TexnDoc, I usually only have the love, but I think you're an anus.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:21pm.
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I love you.
Let's make babies.
Happy Holiday!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:21pm.
CATS!
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PICKLES!
Submitted by cornmuncher on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:19pm.
*thinks mix well is a whiner*
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I think Mix Well is a whiner too but he (she? comes across like a "he") is very intelligent and can be very funny when he/she wants to be.
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Blah, blah Brangelina, blah, Jen...
Where are the Philly Bitches?!
The Eagles OWNED the Dallas Cryboys 44-6! Ah, I just jizzed in my ponts!
Back to blah! ;)~
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Back to Michael K:
<"I decided to go see that Benjamin Button shit on Friday, but only for Tilda Swinton.">
Ye'ahh. Nice cover, Jared.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:18pm.
MOOSE!
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CATS!
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*sneaks in movie theatre late*
*makes way down aisle for only available seat*
*dumps half bag of popcorn on Angel i(sorry)*
*sits down realizes I'm in wrong theatre and moves backdown aisle and steps on Angel i's foot(sorry)*
I think I'll wait till some of these movies come out on DVD.
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It is so funny how the loons are saying that jen movie did well because of that dog. But, if the movie bombed they would have been going on and on about how that proves she can't act and how she is a failure at life. LMFAO.
Keep in mind that if Angelina had starred in The Dog Movie, they would declare it was a cinematic masterpiece and demand that their idol receive the Oscar.
*thinks mix well is a whiner*
*chains cats up so I can eat mmy tuna fish sammie*
MOOSE!
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:14pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:12pm.
angel_i:
Hellooooooooooooooooooo!
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Hellooooooooooooooooooo!Hellooooooooooooooooooo!
Hellooooooooooooooooo!
HELL ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
HOOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELO!
HELLO HELLOE HELLOE HELLO HELLO!
HI!
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How's that fifth beer treating ya? I could use one muhself!
Has Jennifer Aniston ever thought about hooking up with Owen Wilson? He really is adorable and they would make a cute couple.
Angel_I!
Considering I was accused of being mouse last year...let me introduce you to me/you!
Yup. I love me/you! lol
How'd the time go with daughter?
Don't expound too much here though. Here's the link about my Xmas times: http://dlisted.com/node/29855
I'm just trying to steer us from da mouse-mouse-mouse- idiocracy.
Movies shmovies. I don't need e-coli seats in theaters to give me the full dolby surround sound with added hearing impairment.
Have you heard how loud some theatres get? INSANE! My hubby and I have BOTH had to ask the management to turn it down a fucking notch. AHHHHHHHHHHH
cornmuncher, you surely are not that ignorant? nevermind. i just answered my own question. here, let me remind you why "i am all in your shit".
Submitted by cornmuncher on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 7:19pm.
*slings poo at mix well*
dont worry about what I have to add.
ANGELINA IS A GODDAMN FUCKING UGLY ASS PIECE OF GARBAGE. SHE IS NOT EVEN THAT GOOD SHE IS A SHIT STAINED PIECE OF TOILET PAPER. UGLY BASSED LIPPED PIECE OF SHIT. IF MY WIFE DID WHAT FUCKING BRAD DID SHE WOULD BE FUCKING STARRING DOWN THE BARREL OF A FUCKING SAWED OFF FUCKING SHOT GUN. IF YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING GODDAMN LEAVE SOMEONE AT LEAST TRY TO MUSTARD UP ENOUGH COMMON FUCKING DECENCTLY TO WAIT A YEAR BEFORE YOU START FUCKING GODDAMN FLAUNTING IT. DIGUSTING. BOTH BRAD AND ANGELINA SHOULD BE STOOD UP IN FRONT OF A GODDAMN FIRING SQUAD
Damn. And I thought I didn't like Angelina.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:10pm.
OMG We should SO do it!
I betcha that's my problem anyway!
I LOVE LINK!
I stayed home with my BF and played Link and fucked for three straight days in a snowstorm. SO HAWT!
Link? Linx? I dunno - that game.
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Hop on the Stoney Express and let's rooooooollllllll!
I love Link too. If his tool weren't so dirty, I would have let him plant more than just the tip.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:12pm.
angel_i:
Hellooooooooooooooooooo!
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Hellooooooooooooooooooo!Hellooooooooooooooooooo!
Hellooooooooooooooooo!
HELL ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
HOOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELO!
HELLO HELLOE HELLOE HELLO HELLO!
HI!
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Wait til tomorrow when the Brangeloonies will start gnashing their teeth on the IMDB boards saying the same thing chica said but not in a nice way. I might be there laughing and semi trolling. Fuck it. I'm going over there now. I'm bored. I'm gonna start a bunch of riot questions on Benjis board and glowing, taunting ones Marley's. TTFN
Have at it. You might also check out the Huffington Post Entertainment Board. They post a Brangelina/Jen story every day, causing manic excitement in the Brangeloonies. They are a gang of psychos, and are perhaps refugees from Just Jared.
angel_i:
Hellooooooooooooooooooo!
O sorry - fifth beer. but th fisth one is new:)
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Submitted by Mix Well on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:06pm.
pauly, didn't you hear? jenny was the love of angelina's 'life'.
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Oh, I heard. And I may once have seen Captain She-Fist board the Taco Caboose in a bar once.
I read the short story of TCCoBB by F. Scott Fitzgerald, and boy, even the short story was beyond depressing. To add to my crestfallen mood, I then watched about two different versions of the TCCoBB movie trailer. It was so damn disheartening that I could barely get any sleep. This is one movie I WON'T be seeing anytime SOON. >:/
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:07pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:04pm.
O.M.G. I have slept 5 hours in the past 72 and am now on my thrid bber. Am I sleepy? NO! I AM NOT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
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This may be forward as we've never met, but I've heard that half-dead tired sex can be MIND BOGGLING. Let's do it. I haven't slept since Link put his caveman tool in my butt in '93.
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OMG We should SO do it!
I betcha that's my problem anyway!
I LOVE LINK!
I stayed home with my BF and played Link and fucked for three straight days in a snowstorm. SO HAWT!
Link? Linx? I dunno - that game.
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Submitted by Mix Well on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:03pm.
texndoc, she can't work on an avatar, too many alts.
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Exactly. Sanity.
Jeez, lets hope not. Seemed to me that no one really made a big deal of that...Because he's WOODIE ALLEN.
Though not a real big fan of Angie's (ducks rotten eggs) she has done a great deal for charities... she just forgot that real charity should be anonymously.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:04pm.
O.M.G. I have slept 5 hours in the past 72 and am now on my thrid bber. Am I sleepy? NO! I AM NOT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
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This may be forward as we've never met, but I've heard that half-dead tired sex can be MIND BOGGLING. Let's do it. I haven't slept since Link put his caveman tool in my butt in '93.
*only eats Dominos*
*thinks damn I wonder why Mix is all up in my shit*
*checks 50 other blogs*
It is so funny how the loons are saying that jen movie did well because of that dog. But, if the movie bombed they would have been going on and on about how that proves she can't act and how she is a failure at life. LMFAO.
pauly, didn't you hear? jenny was the love of angelina's 'life'.
breaktheleash, bingo.
*goes to st. barts*
*comes home*
*never left the chair*
Submitted by Mix Well on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:03pm.
texndoc, she can't work on an avatar, too many alts.
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Happy Holidays! I missed you!
Sorry - I'm a flrity, solppy drunk:)
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forever.now - I think Brangeloons tend to like films with Brad in when he's looking hot like MAMS. Anything vaguely intellectual or arty which compromises his pretty boy looks is a turn-off. Loons like to keep it simple: Brad and Ange are the best-looking man and woman in the world and they are madly in love with each other and if you don't like them you're just a jellis h8r etc. That whole back-to-front aging thang where Brad uglies up - not quite the loon's cup of tea. I'm sure they'd rather stay home and play pretend weddings with their Action Man and Angelina doll.
Not exactly. Over at Huffington Post the loons are exclaiming that "Buttons" is an ART film and cannot be compared to Jen's dog movie. It's really funny to see them suddenly become such intellectuals, because everyone knows Brangiebots are not noted for their intelligence.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 7:46pm.
K2 - From LA Times...
On how being with Angelina Jolie changed his life: “I had a whole other life and I got to experience a lot. And I probably got away with more than I should. And it kind of ran its course, you know, it kind of hit a dead end. [Fatherhood is] the direction I always thought I would go in. But not until, with Angie and it felt like a natural evolution, a natural direction.”
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100% meaningless words. This is why I say this is something written by his shrink or publicist. Sounds bold, drammatic, and important BUT it is about NOTHING
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O.M.G. I have slept 5 hours in the past 72 and am now on my thrid bber. Am I sleepy? NO! I AM NOT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Peeps really like Benjamin Button where I'm at.
I love Brad when he acts like someone else:)
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Mix, you mean pulling a Woodie Allen thing?!
Submitted by Mix Well on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:01pm.
pauly, she's a vapid overated attention whore. she'll fuck anyone, as long as there is something in it for her. she'll make maddox her 'partner' as soon as he hits legal age.
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I think you're right. I also hear through the grapevine that she's cheating on Brad with her ex Jenny the Lesbo.
texndoc, she can't work on an avatar, too many alts.
Submitted by breaktheleash on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:00pm.
@Sugaroo: Heehee! S'awriiight.
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LOL Leash!
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Geez, people, lighten up! I mean, it's not as if this is a contest to see who can score the most points for Team Jen or Team Assholes.
pauly, she's a vapid overated attention whore. she'll fuck anyone, as long as there is something in it for her. she'll make maddox her 'partner' as soon as he hits legal age.
* eats pizza hut with pizza eating holder and types with two hands*
Jennifer Anniston, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are all mediocre actors...but Brad and Angelina have delusions of grandeur. They think they are "important" and "serious"...what a couple of fake asses.
I will not be seeing CCBB...it looks like a big downer, plus Brad Pitt makes me projectile vomit.
I have heard Marley and Me is actually pretty good...from both critics and audience members.
@Sugaroo: Heehee! S'awriiight.
<*slaps cat hard in the face*>
You're a panic. Work on an avee and cigee.