Tuesday, December 30th 2008
Birthday Sluts
Matt Lauer (51)
Meredith Vieira (55)
Kristin Kreuk (26)
Eliza Dushku (28)
Tyrese Gibson (30)
Laila Ali (31)
Tiger Woods (33)
Jason Behr (35)
Daniel Sunjata (37)
Jay Kay (39)
Meredith Monroe (40)
Heidi Fleiss (43)
Tracey Ullman (49)
Sheryl Lee Ralph (52)
Jeff Lynne (61)
Patti Smith (62)
Fred Ward (66)
James Burrows (68)
Russ Tamblyn (74)
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:40am.
These two share a barfday! How corny
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I was about to post the same shit
Happy Birthday Bitchella and Jay Kay!
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader, the cultured and fascinating liar..." (Spaghedeity)
Happy Birthday Patti Smith! You fucking rock woman!! Saw her live this year, she's awesome and so real.
Happy birthday to all especially Laila Ali and Sheryl Lee Ralph.
GQ headin up to one-two-five... Black Moon
jiggywiddit & The C word: thank you hunnies....
(lol @ the CT pic)
Re: Meredith V.
While I can appreciate her face not looking frozen (ala Kidman), or deformed (ala Melanie & Meg) due to plastic surgery, there is absolutely nothing wrong with an itty bitty face lift. Never mind the Bev Hills docs, go to fucking Scottsdale and take care of your face. My 70 yr old Mama has less wrinkles than Meredith does and she's never had any cosmetic work done. Yikes!
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Submitted by The C word on Tue, 12/30/2008 -
And in case I don't 'see' you, Happy Birthday to kdracofan!!
Many happy returns (to DL) to kdracofan & bitchella.
Hope you receive everything pictured in today's CT contest!!
xo
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
bitchella: Happy birthday!
I'm a birthday slut today. Luv me some Jay Kay & we're both 39 today.
Happy Birthday sluts!Extra spanks to Eliza and Patti.Meredith needs some work done on that face she is looking old.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Jeff Lynne and Patti Smith are the only sluts here I give a fuck about. Happy b day!
Dam, Meredith needs to iron out the face, starting to look a little gnarly!
HB Jay Kay. Fave running music.
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I’ve turned from an ordinary Australian housewife into a gigastar, icon, talk-show host, swami, spin doctor… and now I’m a style guru!
What an odd varied list of Birthday Sluts today.
Tracey Ullman is so fucking funny. A comic genius.
Remember when Gilda Radner would do Candy Slice on the old old SNL? A take-off on Patti Smith. Also classic comedy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMF7JrPHT74
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
Some good (and not so good) sluts on the list....HB especially to Fred Ward and Jay Kay (thanks for the link, DeeDee!)!
And in case I don't 'see' you, Happy Birthday to kdracofan!!
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Happy Vagina Expulsion Day to hot pieces Matt Lauer, Tyrese, and Jason Behr. Mmmm. And best wishes to Eliza Dushku - here's hoping FOX doesn't cancel your new show before it premieres. And Tracey Ullman! Thanks for giving us The Simpsons, but can you take them back now. Laila Ali is such a fucking lady. And Meredith Monroe from Dawson's Creek is 40?! Really? Shit, that makes me feel old. I don't like it. Bitch.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
Thank you Two Drinks!!!!!!
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Happy birthday (early) KD!!!! Should be quite the celebration tomorrow night!!! WOOHOO!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Doesn't Meredith know you don't stop the foundation at the jawline? Take that shit all the way down your neck, woman.
Matty has some beautiful dental work in that mouth. Look at those gorgeous crowns.
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If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
Happy Birthday Patti... the Godmother of punk.
Miss Priss: Thank you hun. Double celebration indeed! What are your plans?
I wouldn't be shocked if Matt's fooling around helped cause his marital probs. (I don't follow his career, so I don't know if there's evidence he did cheat. But he and nutty wife don't seem at all happy.)
Happy birthday Jay Kay, the dude from Jamiroquai. I think the "Virtual Insanity" video is the coolest!
Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity
Happy Birthday Jason Behr. I wonder if he is still as hot as he was during his WB days. You know he used to date Katherine Heigl. Vomit.
Matt Lauer is 51?! Holy crap. I just lost my ginah-boner.
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Good Mornin MK and Crew! HB to Tracy, Patti, Jeff and Fred. Wow, Loozer! Thanks for posting all those deceased Bdays. A lot of talent on that list!
Happy Birfday Tiger Woods!
Hope you come back better than ever....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
It is very strange that Matt and Meredith share a birthday. that's about all they have in common. she's a battle-ax, imho
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Yesterday she said one bad habit she would like to kick for the New Year is Mat. She's funny. Everyone was tight on the set and just kept it moving when she said that.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Matt Lauer is hawt. Happy day big boy!
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Happy early barfday Kdraco! How fun you get to get drunk for two reasons! Double partay!!!
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
Happy Birthday to one of the greatest Musicians alive Jeff Lynne! Happy Happy to Matt Lauer as well, and WOW! Heidi Fleiss is only 43?!? I will never be a Madam! it looks like a job that will take it's toll on a bitch!
Mornin!
Wow, I didn't know he was that old! The past few years he's really started showing it.
It's my birthday tomorrow. weeee.
Matt was off this week, just not to have to endure Meredith. He is such an anal retentive bastard. Mere on the other hand, is so batty. But I love her.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Happy birthday to Tracey Ullman and Fred Ward, you hilarious mo' fos'!
Good morning MK and Dlisters ♥
ELO had an amazing number of Top 40 hits in the US and UK way back when. You don't realize it until you start going through their hits: one after another.
I touched Matt Lauer's shoes once.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Watching Matt and Mere is uncomfortable because they clearly don't like each other. Their little digs at each other are transparently real.
And why the hell doesn't she do something about those crow's feet?
Happy Birthday to Jeff Lynne, Patti, Tracy & Russ.
Also Happy 63rd Birthday to Davy Jones & 66th to Mike Nesmith of the Monkees!
The late Bo Diddley, Del Shannon, Skeeter Davis and John Hartford were all born on this date also!
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We drank a toast to innocence
We drank a toast to time
Reliving in our eloquence
Another auld lang syne...
what's up with her ugly bracelet? where does she shop for stuff like that? the mall?
HB, Jeff Lynne!
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Heath Ledger
4/4/79 - 1/22/08
Happy birthday all I guess!
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
These two share a barfday! How corney
Is Tyrese that hot model that's like warm chocolate down my inner thighs? Hot
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
I think Matt Lauer & Meredith are the Lainey Blind Item about newscasters doing the nasty...it was from a while back.