Just Your Regular Wino Story
Here's a lovely story for a Sunday evening starring the Crackie of Camden as told by some scum bucket who used to lick on her crackpot. You may remember this Alex Haines dude? He used to be Wino's personal assistant and they got a little too personal while he was working for her ass and Blaaake was in the chokey. Alex has now done what most people involved with Wino do: he sold his story to The News of the World.
Obviously sucking on Wino's crack pipe clit has made Alex foggy in the brains, because why else would he admit to sexing up Wino? That's some shit you take with you to the grave.
Alex's revelations about Wino won't make your eyes bulge in shock, but it is a good after church read. I've made it a little easier for you by summing it up with extra exclamation points, of course. Because exclamation points make everything escandalo. ESCANDALO!!!!!
Wino dined on a hearty breakfast of toast and CRACK every morning!Wino spent £3,500 a week on drugs and made crack pipes out of old drink bottles! She once used a screwdriver to scrape out the residue from her crack pipe. “When Amy ran out of the drug it she would cut the bottle in half and sit there on the floor completely wired, scraping the inside to get the residue with a screwdriver." The bitch is a thrifty one! She should get her own show on HGTV.
Wino is a bulimic who lives off of McDonald's and Crunchie bars! Alex says she used his toothbrush to barf. Ew. I bet you that nasty bitch Alex hasn't bought a new toothbrush either!
Wino was like Alex's own personal porn star. She was addicted to ze sexy times and wanted it four or five times a day. "When I stayed at hers I would be asleep downstairs and there would be this little girl on the bed crawling towards me waking me up for sex.” Okay, Alex is creepy.
Wino is a cutter!!! "Cutting herself was her favorite pastime.” I'm pretty sure smoking crack is her favorite pastime, but maybe cutting is a close second.
Wino is afraid she might join the 27 club of rock stars who died at the age of 27.
Wino wanted to prove to every one that she was the cokiest cokehead who ever coked, so she once snorted a line that was 20 centimeters long!!!
Wino's favorite drink is super classy. She loves vodka with supermarket tropical juice!!
Did you get all that? Wino is a bulimic, a crackhead, a cutter, a nympho and she's also the Martha Stewart of the crackworld. Basically, she's like every after-school special rolled into one hot sexy package (see above picture). Also, Alex needs to try much harder.
She's also the inspiration for a Gaugin reproduction:
http://starcasm.net/archives/2412
http://starcasm.net When the truth doesn't hurt enough.
fyi: the residue/resin is the best high. not a shocker
in uk they use drink bottles, they don't have glass stems
Don't get your hopes up from just a few pics. Besides, Winehouse is still boozing, just not on film........
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bitch is getting her shit together! everyone else can go jump!
It's a miracle this child lived through 2008, remember these pics?
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O_O wow...shes def gonna die soon :( i almost feel bad for her
Ew I knew she had bulimia from the very beginning...must have read that somewhere on here years ago. Anyway...she is a goddam mess that one. She needs to bulimia-out that belly...either that or exercise so she doesn't look so bloated. Poor thing!
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Wino is afraid she might join the 27 club of rock stars who died at the age of 27.
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She's AFRAID of that? I thought she was aiming for it.
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Nobody wants to see this shit. It's making me sick.
That fucking belly makes her look like she hasn't taken a shit for like 3 1/2 weeks!
Crunchies are my favorite!
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I TOTALLY wish I had this guy's job.....I would still be there, tho, hanger-onning and starfucking....
I think it looks like she's been eating, which is good, right? I hope she makes it.
Sibsi, I agree. :)
Can we stop with the 'bloated' comments?
Wino might be eating now and her system cannot process all chemicals and digest food.
I think the fat/bloated sh*t sucks. One day these people are 'too' thin, other days, they are fat.
F*CK all those judging women by how they look or how much they weigh. Wino has a beautiful voice and more talent than any of our generation's vapid, lipsynchin' hoes.
what is on her bloated belly? Sand?
Don't write her off yet. That's a hospital wristband. She's a loser, but there are a lot of people willing to spend a lot of money to keep her around-her record company. If she were just your average crack head, she'd be dead. Rich crack heads go to the beach. The poor turn $5 tricks in alleys.
Here's the rub...why does the record company want to save her? Why haven't they dumped her ass? She's lost a good deal of her lung capacity-she can't sing. I guess the truth is her voice never mattered. She was just an image and they'll let her keep on with smoking crack and drying out because it sells. We're stuck with this sad diseased bitch fuhever.
Has anybody else heard that Demi Lovato (sp)
Disneywhoreinthemaking is a acutter too?
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*crying alot of tears*
it feels that way.I stand to lose my son and a place to live.HATE being here.Pretending to love someone.I don't want to hurt his feeling,too.I tried to stop drinking,I made 25 days,well I am drunk again,living here and missing my LOVE.I have 2 kids and they like to live here,(nice school,he pays for everything)one kis is his one is not.Do I honestly leave my"happy"house to be with a man that makes me feel like a REAL person,woman?
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"dick and chips: a perfect combination" MK
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One dollar for eternal happiness?
I'd be happier with the dollar...
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Ah, understand. Are you in jail girlfriend? Life sentence...? Whoever is restraining you, LEAVE THEM!!!!!
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SORRY!
I had to delete some posts!♥
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"dick and chips: a perfect combination" MK
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Submitted by Triscuit on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 2:20am.
Are you lost for words or whaaaaaaaat?
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"dick and chips: a perfect combination" MK
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ok
fuck , whats wrong ?
hey baby i got you hooked up with a new phone i have to see you ! i know we are connected spiritually but we have to stay connected physically ! so what are we doing ?
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"dick and chips: a perfect combination" MK
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And in other breaking news water is still wet, the sky is blue and grass is you guessed it green
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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yes i do !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!love you
Submitted by . on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 2:02am.
True, didn't work for her Jewish cousin, Brisket.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
alright she does have a nice wrist band ?
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Tris girl, hold up. Don't be showin' your hand and lettin' the boys in da yard knowin your milkshake is rum and coked up...girl...let them boyz APPRECIATE... Mm.!
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do you LOVE me?
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"dick and chips: a perfect combination" MK
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fuck this topic the only crazy bitch i'm worried about is you ! i miss you too !
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"dick and chips: a perfect combination" MK
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"dick and chips: a perfect combination" MK
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hey did you hear a motorcycle fly by your house earlier ?
remember we have to stay "on topic" and not get "caught"
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"dick and chips: a perfect combination" MK
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i'm all ears chola !
Submitted by Richard Strangdog on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:40am.
I heard that they cast Phoebe Price as a Bond girl and renamed it Quantum of Useless.
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hey baby pussy and chips for me !
nice hospital band on her wrist.
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"dick and chips: a perfect combination" MK
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"dick and chips: a perfect combination" MK
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"dick and chips: a perfect combination" MK
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Submitted by Richard Strangdog on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:40am.
OT: Winehouse - Will she sock Alex like the paparazzi, when she comes back to London?
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You can take the girl out of Camden...
'Course, she'll roundhouse kick him in the nuts given half a chance!! Lol.
PS. Ta for the daquiri!
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Submitted by Triscuit on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:34am.
Have to be some other time, I'm back on mornings tomorrow :(
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Tigerlily: Quantum of Solace: The 007 musical....
Pssht...you know that shit's coming to Broadway...
Mmmmmm, Daniel Craig with Jazz Hands!
My TwoCents, TV, Sheeps, Mr. President and Manimal -Here's a daiquiri with your names on it!
OT: Winehouse - Will she sock Alex like the paparazzi, when she comes back to London?
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