Just Your Regular Wino Story
Here's a lovely story for a Sunday evening starring the Crackie of Camden as told by some scum bucket who used to lick on her crackpot. You may remember this Alex Haines dude? He used to be Wino's personal assistant and they got a little too personal while he was working for her ass and Blaaake was in the chokey. Alex has now done what most people involved with Wino do: he sold his story to The News of the World.
Obviously sucking on Wino's crack pipe clit has made Alex foggy in the brains, because why else would he admit to sexing up Wino? That's some shit you take with you to the grave.
Alex's revelations about Wino won't make your eyes bulge in shock, but it is a good after church read. I've made it a little easier for you by summing it up with extra exclamation points, of course. Because exclamation points make everything escandalo. ESCANDALO!!!!!
Wino dined on a hearty breakfast of toast and CRACK every morning!Wino spent £3,500 a week on drugs and made crack pipes out of old drink bottles! She once used a screwdriver to scrape out the residue from her crack pipe. “When Amy ran out of the drug it she would cut the bottle in half and sit there on the floor completely wired, scraping the inside to get the residue with a screwdriver." The bitch is a thrifty one! She should get her own show on HGTV.
Wino is a bulimic who lives off of McDonald's and Crunchie bars! Alex says she used his toothbrush to barf. Ew. I bet you that nasty bitch Alex hasn't bought a new toothbrush either!
Wino was like Alex's own personal porn star. She was addicted to ze sexy times and wanted it four or five times a day. "When I stayed at hers I would be asleep downstairs and there would be this little girl on the bed crawling towards me waking me up for sex.” Okay, Alex is creepy.
Wino is a cutter!!! "Cutting herself was her favorite pastime.” I'm pretty sure smoking crack is her favorite pastime, but maybe cutting is a close second.
Wino is afraid she might join the 27 club of rock stars who died at the age of 27.
Wino wanted to prove to every one that she was the cokiest cokehead who ever coked, so she once snorted a line that was 20 centimeters long!!!
Wino's favorite drink is super classy. She loves vodka with supermarket tropical juice!!
Did you get all that? Wino is a bulimic, a crackhead, a cutter, a nympho and she's also the Martha Stewart of the crackworld. Basically, she's like every after-school special rolled into one hot sexy package (see above picture). Also, Alex needs to try much harder.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:52pm.
*high fives Mrs K!*
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air kisses, dahlink!
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
"Submitted by Creepella on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:49pm.
Someone posted earlier that she looked like Paul Michael Glaser. Good call!"
Lawd have mercy -- don't be cruel to a halfway decent actor.
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"Men are more interesting in books than they are in real life" ~~ Isola Pribby
http://girlandherbooks.blogspot.com/
http://dumb-report.blogspot.com
Clarisse--
What?
Ew what?
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
@Mrs. K.: Thanks, hon, and I'm truly sorry about your loss. My dogs are my kids, so I feel your pain.
OT: Amy looks better, but I'd stop short of saying healthy. I'm just glad she took that dead animal off her head and started rockin' the natural do.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:51pm.
H8TER!!!!!!!
:)
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
Ew ew ew!!! Sorry Mrs K! EW!
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Please don't breed or buy, while shelter animals die. Opt to adopt.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:47pm.
Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:44pm.
She had me from the very first time I heard "They tried to make me go to rehab..."
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*high fives Mrs K!*
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She should learn to appreciate just how good she has it. Most brutally untalented crackheads have to suck cock to get their fix, and she just might be too ugly for that.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Sun, 12/28/2008 -
Chile, you just would not believe all the TMI that gets thrown out on this here interwebz. And yes, those around when the TMI gets spilled, do wait for the opportunity to throw it back in the confessor's face. Ridic.
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Like I said below post, I wouldn't do that. If someone is brave enough to give out personal information about themselves, they shouldn't have to worry about having it used against them.
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:48pm.
Well, night all. Got a date with a couch!
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Nite. Nite. Deb! *sock monkey hugs & smooches*
ON T: Nice beach..........
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:33pm.
Submitted by . on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:29pm.
I don't mean to sound rude, but are you always this free with such personal TMI?
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Chile, you just would not believe all the TMI that gets thrown out on this here interwebz. And yes, those around when the TMI gets spilled, do wait for the opportunity to throw it back in the confessor's face. Ridic.
"Mistletoe- n. A demon weed that causes ugly men to think they can force unwanted and awkward kisses upon a woman."
Someone posted earlier that she looked like Paul Michael Glaser. Good call!
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Bye! Good
http://www.sugarme.bravehost.com
so many ppl there are discussing her..
Nobody need to hear nothin' about no Wino sexay times...Naw, that is one creature you don't crawl on...That bitch wants sex, spray her ass good with some RAID, then call Orkin...and the cops...Naw! Naw! HELL NAW!
NO WINO SEXAY TIMES EVER!!!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Well, night all. Got a date with a couch!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:44pm.
She had me from the very first time I heard "They tried to make me go to rehab..."
happy new year Boomsala!
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
Submitted by . on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:42pm.
Sug, I've shared far more personal stuff than that. In fact, I wish I could take some stuff back because some people love to come here and rub personal hurts and pains shared her as a joke. I personally, NEVER find it funny what people share her of their own volition as some sort of bullshit crap to throw back at them later. My TMI bothers you? Skip it then. No need to play it back.
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No, I didn't say it bothered me. If it did, I'd definitely just skip it. And I would never use personal things someone said against them. That's mean.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:33pm.
I don't mean to sound rude, but are you always this free with such personal TMI?
You have alot to say for someone that hasn't been here that long. Your off topic shit is annoying as well so don't call anyone out on theirs. Just sayin'
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:32pm
I knew I'd find you here; a true Amy fan. You've always defended her, even when it wasn't popular....kudos.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
want to add:
Max Mosley sued the NOTW successfully for libel:
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/motor/formula1/2008-07-24-mosley-lawsuit_...
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:33pm.
Submitted by . on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:29pm.
I don't mean to sound rude, but are you always this free with such personal TMI?
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Sug, I've shared far more personal stuff than that. In fact, I wish I could take some stuff back because some people love to come here and rub personal hurts and pains shared her as a joke. I personally, NEVER find it funny what people share her of their own volition as some sort of bullshit crap to throw back at them later. My TMI bothers you? Skip it then. No need to play it back.
Really, I guess the next big expose this guy puts out will be how Vicky Beckham is anorexic.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Now I know I love her. She's the MacGuyver of Crackiedom. That genius cannot be overlooked. I adore this woman.
"Mistletoe- n. A demon weed that causes ugly men to think they can force unwanted and awkward kisses upon a woman."
http://www.sugarme.bravehost.com,so many ppl there are discussing her..
I googled this dumbass, no way should he be bitching about a piece of ass several times a day. It'll probably be the last piece of ass he gets.
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Dick happens! - MK
http://www.sugarme.bravehost.com
so many ppl there are discussing her..
I hope Amy pulls it together too. Drug and alcohol addiction is a real bitch.
i never believe what the trashy NOTW writes. britney's sex tape story was published by them, for example.
who knows if he really told his story to the paper? it's interesting that they always publish stories of ex boyfriends who wouldn't have the means to go to court (Lindsay's exes, Spears' ex Isaac Cohen etc.)
"Fears she'll join 27 club"... - that's so shameless. it's like wishing her to die for the story.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:33pm.
Submitted by . on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:29pm.
I don't mean to sound rude, but are you always this free with such personal TMI?
*sidles up to Dot*
*waves switchblade overhead*
We like the TMI, Sugaroo. We like it a lot.
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
Submitted by . on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:29pm.
You had an avie to that effect that I just loved!
An outstanding rack truly is a thing of beauty.
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
The only surprise in this story is that Wino is still alive.
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"Men are more interesting in books than they are in real life" ~~ Isola Pribby
http://girlandherbooks.blogspot.com/
http://dumb-report.blogspot.com
I have been predicting this train wrecks demise for at least a year. The good news, it looks like I may be wrong. Hopefully she stays clean this time.
Mrs K, I'm pulling for Amy too! Have a great week and a Happy New Year yourself, bubela!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by . on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:29pm.
I don't mean to sound rude, but are you always this free with such personal TMI?
I will love Amy until the day I die and if loving her is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Have a great week, y'all.
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
Its pretty obvious she was a bulimic by her teeth and a cutter because she always has cuts on her so really nothing shocking here.She has a decent rack though...
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-us&vid=449b74c2-08b8-4dc7-8e59-c5e45524567b... On MSN today...see it wasn't a jar...it was a glass table!!
Submitted by breaktheleash on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:26pm.
Oooh Mrs. K., I am SO sorry. So sorry; now I feel like an ass. That's terrible news...
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Aw, it's OK, don't feel like an ass. There is no love without loss, hunny bunny.
He came into my life unexpectedly, he was a good boy, I loved him like crazy, he destroyed all my furniture and I still have two meshugga animals at home.
♥
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:21pm.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:54pm.
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 8:50pm.
Loves it, Socky! But I think you mean Chico.
We're having a Chico's kind of day. ;-)
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Always liked the way Chico played the piano in the Marx Bros. movies. Hilarious & a true talent.
ON T: Amy has issues.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
have u ever heard of +++++++++++++++++sugarbabymeet.com?++++++++++++++++ someone just now told me this site.
TMI but my tits are pretty cute naked when I hold them up just right...you know...Victoria's Secret style... Seriously! I can rack those babies up with just the right hand gestures...it's a thing of beauty... It's the letting go part that...uh...makes me cry.
Submitted by . on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:27pm.
Submitted by Snoogle on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:20pm.
Snoogle, Women aren't supposed to be intelligent, thoughtful, forward thinking...
C'mon now. p
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I never did conform to 'the norm' I'm a rebel like that ;)
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 11/25/2008 - 10:23pm.
SNOOGLE for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!
xo
Submitted by breaktheleash on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:23pm.
She's very pragmatic.
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Of the life of Benjamin Button between his twelfth and twenty-first year I intend to say little. Suffice to record that they were years of normal ungrowth.
Submitted by Snoogle on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:20pm.
Snoogle, Women aren't supposed to be intelligent, thoughtful, forward thinking...
C'mon now. p
By the way, thanks for all those in support of her. And, yes, she does look good and healthy in this photo.
One day at a time.
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Despite all this (which is not a breakthrough, by the way), I really feel for Amy. Like countless others, she's caught in a vicious cycle of addiction. Deep down inside that rough exterior is a little girl crying from the inside out. Despite how much we love to crave her downfalls, the fact of the matter is this: she's a human being who needs help, love, and intervention. Some of us have been there and know what she may be going through. Many are taking bets on when her heart is gonna give out. I say let's take a gamble on her life rather than her death. You game?
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:12pm.
I give up..........my face hurts! lol
Try a little April Fresh Downy on da cheeks. Fix dat face right up.
xo
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
Submitted by breaktheleash on Sun, 12/28/2008 - 9:09pm.
Hey Mrs. K... Heard you had a sick fur-kid ? Getting any better?
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not sick...DEAD.
Unexpectedly, suddenly and very sadly last Saturday (12/20)night
RIP, my Sexy Beast.
:(
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
SHE LOOKS A FUCKING HELL OF A LOT FUCKING BETTER. I HOPE SHE IS LAYING OFF THE STUPID MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN DRUGS. I'M READY TO START PICKING OFF ANY FUCKING GODDAMN ASSHOLE WHO COMES NEAR MY HOUSE WITH EVEN GRASS. I GOT A .22 NEXT TO THE UPSTAIRS FUCKING WINDOW.
Sheeps, I hadn't thought of that, but you're probably right. Bless her little pea-pickin' heart.
Despite all this (which is not a breakthrough, by the way), I really feel for Amy. Like countless others, she's caught in a vicious cycle of addiction. Deep down inside that rough exterior is a little girl crying from the inside out. Despite how much we love to crave her downfalls, the fact of the matter is this: she's a human being who needs help, love, and intervention. Some of us have been there and know what she may be going through. Many are taking bets on when her heart is gonna give out. I say let's take a gamble on her life rather than her death. You game?