A Little Gift Joe Jonas Does Not Want

Here's a video of the goings on in the ninth circle of hell aka a Jonas Brothers concert. In this clip, Joe Jonas gets a gift that he starts to grab at first (at the 0:28 mark), but when he realizes it's a bra of some sorts, he drops that shit like it's a willing vagina! He's totally saying to himself, "Ewwww! Girl cooties!" This shit probably happens to Clay Gayken all the time, but instead of a bra, he gets crusty mom chonies. And instead of just dropping it, he runs off screaming for dear life to cleanse his body with some gay porn.

I also need to slap my eye balls for actually thinking Joe Jonas looks semi-hot here. Why would my eye balls send that message to my brain?! Ugh. I mean, he's a fucking Jonas brother, he's wearing a yellow sleeveless shirt and he has like a 1920s bob! The fuck?! I'm just going to blame it on the holiday binge drinking. Someone probably slipped me some shit which is causing me not to think clearly. Let's just pretend this never happened. A Jonas brother?! Maybe I'm officially becoming a 14-year-old girl. Gross.

VIA ONTD

Posted by: Michael K

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Yeah Okay

Submitted by mike on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:18am.

It took him just a split second to figure out it wasn't a jock strap.

Submitted by UKer on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:15am.

Ok whores I'm off to the chemist across the street to get a cocktail of drugs, wish me luck.
I feel like shite.

Submitted by UKer on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:06am.

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Submitted by SkyIsGangsta on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:02am.
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ok, after a thorough examination of said pic (I lied, it only took 2 seconds)DR UKer concludes that kevin jonas is gayer than a gay thing from planet gay.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:06am.

Uker feel better my poppet!
it sux to be sick when everyone is reveling

SkyIsGangsta ;P
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Submitted by ethang on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:05am.

He did the flick of the wrist a little too well.

Submitted by SkyIsGangsta on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:03am.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:57am.

Hahah if you're saying hello to me it must be a slow morning.

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Submitted by SkyIsGangsta on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:02am.

Submitted by UKer on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:59am.
http://www.kevinjonas.net/Kevin-Jonas-Hat.jpg

Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.

Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:01am.

joe may be scarred for life...he touched a girl's bra...clutch the pearls...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:01am.

I don't blame that Jonas from running away from that bra.it probably belonged to one of those old moms who took their little girls who are not even wearing training bras to the concert.

No dude, gay or straight, would touch that bra of Ashley Simpson's sour titty juice.

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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy

Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:00am.

They are in dire need of a new stylist. The mop hair and sideburns are idiotic. And don't even get me started on the jacket sleeves rolled up to the elbow.

The eldest one (Kevin?) is so ugly, my eyeballs laugh.

Submitted by UKer on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:59am.

Submitted by SkyIsGangsta on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:54am.
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what does Kevin look like, got a pic?
my gaydar is never off, I can tell you straight away if he's a gaylord of the homosexual persuasion.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:57am.

and good morning to SkyIsGangsta I guess everyone is still on hols. It's so dead!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(

Submitted by UKer on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:56am.

hey snowpiece, i have the worst flu everrrrrrrrr
feel like crap, glad MK is up and posting.
I need cheering up :(
hope you're enjoying the hols.

Submitted by SkyIsGangsta on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:54am.

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:52am
Kevin is the one everybody says is gay. Even my 10 year old cousins.

Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:54am.

hey Uker and Hekki hope you are enjoying the holidays!/
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(

Submitted by UKer on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:53am.

The Jonas brothers can suck my non existant cock.
actually I'm tempted to grow one just so I can use the expression: " suck my cock", without feeling foolish.

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:52am.

Is he the gay one? One day we will know all of the messed-up shit that has been going on behind closed doors in THAT household. I cannnot WAIT.

I know families who are all Christian-like, but they are modest and hokey, not STARS. They do their good Christian deeds quietly. Any "Christian" who is out chasing the money and fame is a thousand times more corrupt than your average heathen.

Submitted by YesIownPanties on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:51am.

I did some things this weekend that made me question whether or not someone slipped me something. however, i am still writing my strongly worded letter to jagermeister about their product. LOL

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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.

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Submitted by SkyIsGangsta on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:51am.

Hahahaha. If this video would have been put up in July I would have been like "JOE'S NOT GAY!!!" I went through a phase.

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