Monday, December 29th 2008
ShamWow Vince Is Bilingual
You might have already seen this shit, but pretend like this is the first time, so you can be dazzled all over again. It's ShamWow Vince attempting to speak Spanish, but he sounds more like my Dutch friend trying to speak Italian while drunk and high. Vince's Spanish accent would make my abuelita cry.
I don't think anyone knows what the fuck he's saying, but who cares? He's winking at us the whole time! Because of that, I'd buy a million ShamWow rags from Vince! Vince could seriously sell me anything. Even a damn soggy peen. Oh Vince, I'd chupa tu verga. Sorry, that's the only Spanish I can think of right now.
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LMAO - hey at least wonky-eyed Vince tried. Next I want to see him do the Snuggie commercial in spanish.
Somebody's speaking Spanish, because I can understand it. His accent just sucks. Why not just dub it in or use subtitles? Adds almost nothing to their already low budget.
Just goes to show ya a sucker is born every day no matter what part of the planet.
I'd love one brave soul who's tried this product to actually give a testimony here either for or against. I'd be curious.
He's definitly speaking spanish, you can read his lips clearly. It'd be incredibly stupid for them to put a spanish voice over that was completely incomprehensible!
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:46pm.
He isn't speaking Spanish, it's dubbed. I was in Tokyo and saw the Magic Bullet breakfast crowd around the kitchen (yes, even Hazel with her dangling cigarette who thinks chopping stinky garlic is disgusting) "speaking" Japanese, then. And Hazel don't speak no Japanese.
I love the water sound effect!
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Shamwow guy scares the bejesus out of James Haven! For Halloween, Brad dressed as the Shamwow guy and sat in wait for James Haven to come home. Then in the Shamwow's voice he began to scream! James Haven ran to his room and wouldn't come out until Angie came home and broke Brad's headset.
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ShamWow Vince is hot in any language
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Vince is doing it in spanish for the Cholas because it cleans up stray Sharpie marks quickly!
To me he sounds like he's speaking Japanese. He's not being very robusto in his anunciations.
Sham? Wow. Are they seriously saying they couldn't find a Spanish speaking actor for this shit? Pathetic. I can barely find a telemarketer who can speak English.
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MK, buddy! You make me so happy! You have a Dutch friend- surely it's me you're talking about!
I just had the strangest experience. I was watching this video and the commercial came on the tv. I cannot describe how it felt. Haha.
He isn't speaking Spanish, it's dubbed. I was in Tokyo and saw the Magic Bullet breakfast crowd around the kitchen (yes, even Hazel with her dangling cigarette who thinks chopping stinky garlic is disgusting) "speaking" Japanese, then. And Hazel don't speak no Japanese.
He gets an A for effort!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:26pm.
Farrah! ♥♥♥ shut up! I need him to talk slowly so I can try and understand wtf is he saying? did he just call me sucia? ;P
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oh, fuck, i totally missed your comment!!! gggrrr!!
no, he's not calling you "sucia" he's actually calling you PERRA SUCIA!!!
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I forgot almost all of the Spanish I learned in school.
That's a good try. Way better than my mom. When she speaks spanish, it's just comical.
All I've got to say is ShamWOWWW!!!!
Is it wrong to love the ShamWow guy?
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The voice when the camera is on his face is differnt from the voice when the camera is elsewhere.
Hes only actually talking when they show his face....the baaaaaad Spanish....the "ok" sounding spansih is someone else.
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wow ...that was horrible
WTF!!!! My ears are now bleeding. What a douche! Que pendejo gringo feo. Que se vaya a cagar con su Sham Wow.
How come he only give his Spanish speaking friends 20 minutes to order? ay carumba
NEVER badmouth my Shamwow man!
why be difficult, when with a little effort, you can be completely impossible?
He sounds like a flamer when he speaky spanish.
That said, I totalmente hava mi own Shamwow! and it rules! I dust my dashboard with it
I don't know any Spanish, so he sounds okay to me.
Such a cunning linguist.
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
Vince has those Cartoon Vulcher shoulders, and looks way Douchier speaking Spanish.
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Cmere, I can warm them up.
the DUDE! abides...
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Have you frozen yer nipples off yet?
M.E. mah luv, nice to see you!
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Submitted by luscious_t on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:30pm.
I want a Shamwow - and a Snugee, too.
YES! I want both of them, and one of those Body Shapers, that make you look all smooth under your clothes!
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GINA LATINA IN DA HOUZE!!!
WOOT! To shitty fucking Holidays!
GINA LATINA ALL UP IN THE HIZZY! Love you!
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OK I've had a shitty fucking Christmas and was looking forward to a shitty fucking New Year, but this just cheered me up enough to not wanna go on a shooting spree at the casino down the road. Thanks MK!!! Love ya!
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i never get tired of watching this fruitcake
OK, that's better than anything I can pull off. Seriously, I most likely had ancestors rolling in their graves after butchering "La Bamba" on Guitar Hero last night. It was oh, so sad.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
All I can remember is "ocho ocho!!" They said that a lot at the end. lol
Vince has a serious Popeye thing going on....whoa!
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his sounds like he is reading spanish like a gringo with no idea of what he is saying
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Hey don't knock bilingual. There's a lot to be said for being facile with your tongue.
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ShamWow Vince es muy caliente!
If I buy the largest quantity of ShamWows ever, do I get an in-home tutorial from Vince? That is the newest goal in my life (how sad is that).
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I couldn't get past :17. Anyone else think that was kinda hot?
*runs*
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I am just glad he is still wearing his headset.
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moonmaid - I think he drops the camera guy comment.
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I'm gonna memorize this commercial and pretend a conversation when we go dine in a Mexican restaurant! Something tells me...the waiter is gonna freak!!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Vince is missing Sharpie'd on eyebrows and dark brown lipliner. It's not right.
I want a Shamwow - and a Snugee, too. Think how warm and cozy I could be when I post to dlisted!
I got one of those PediPaws. My border collie mix is a real cunt about cutting her nails and this this thing she actually allows. It just takes a long time because her nails are so bad. I have the ShedEnder, too. That one works really well - tons of fur, which is good because both of my dogs shed and I hate having their hair all over me.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:26pm.
Farrah! ♥♥♥ shut up! I need him to talk slowly so I can try and understand wtf is he saying? did he just call me sucia? ;P
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I know, right? I was like: HEY! I din't know I could understand Spanish!
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