Monday, December 29th 2008
ShamWow Vince Is Bilingual
You might have already seen this shit, but pretend like this is the first time, so you can be dazzled all over again. It's ShamWow Vince attempting to speak Spanish, but he sounds more like my Dutch friend trying to speak Italian while drunk and high. Vince's Spanish accent would make my abuelita cry.
I don't think anyone knows what the fuck he's saying, but who cares? He's winking at us the whole time! Because of that, I'd buy a million ShamWow rags from Vince! Vince could seriously sell me anything. Even a damn soggy peen. Oh Vince, I'd chupa tu verga. Sorry, that's the only Spanish I can think of right now.
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Farrah! ♥♥♥ shut up! I need him to talk slowly so I can try and understand wtf is he saying? did he just call me sucia? ;P
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I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 12:24pm.
PaulyShore lol!! How did you know? *fermenting*
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i was totally thinking of shamwows this morning!
lol he said SUCIA!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
I saw this the other day i was like WTF is he talking so slow?!!! At least the Oxyclean guy has a voice double!
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PaulyShore lol!! How did you know? *fermenting*
You know there's something wrong with your Spanish when the vast majority of people think you sound German.
Does he say, "Are ya with me, camera guy?" in Espanol?
Too funny! I thought he sounded like a former Nazi trying to speak Spanish in Paraguay.
I gotta learn Spanish. Despite his attempt to distract me with his impressive lingo, what's with the Shitney Spears microphone!?! Somebody, esplain!!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Haaaa! It did sound German.
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Somehow, he makes me feel smarter by just being on this earth.
It's not Spanish! It's Frerman!
shit, i believe i just lost my "mother tongue" what am i supposed to do now? enroll in Spanish 101? fucker. What a way to kill my adorado español!
a little Chilean for you, Vince:
ANDATE A LA MIERDA!
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This guy reminds me of the Grinch.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Wow. He usually talks so fast. It sounds funny to hear him speaking Spanish so slowly. LOL!
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You just go on about your business:)
"You might have already seen this shit, but pretend like this is the first time" - LMAO, MK, that sounds like something my sister and I used to say when we were little!
I can't see the vid from work, but I just know it's fantastic. ShamWow Vince is my hero.
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It's like he's talking colombian, ecuadorian, puertorican/dominican spanish with a german accent?
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Wendy? Darling? LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
I bet you Billy mayes could've done a better job.
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We worship a dancing peanut, for corn’s sake!
i prefer Vince the earless wabbit
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El parko?! HAHAHAHA WTF? Theres nothing funnier then watching white peeps speak spanish. That was truely terrible did they not have a spanish speaking intern or something?
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We worship a dancing peanut, for corn’s sake!
You won't die, Sweetas. You might just smell like old juice for a much longer span of time though.
Just when I though he couldn't get more sauve.
One day he will be mine and we will make perfect crazy babies on a bed of ShamWows.
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I feel like I'll die if I can't have a ShamWow now, and I hate him for it. Get out of mah head!!!
I think I may have heard German. And Italian. No Spanish, though.
He kind of looks like a Marc Anthony primo on the mother's side.
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Wendy? Darling? LIGHT OF MY LIFE.