I'm In Love With David Mamet
David Mamet on Dlisted. I didn't think this moment would ever happen, but I couldn't help it. After reading this shit about him on Page Six, I think I'm madly in love with him and need to become the next Mrs. David Mamet.
In her memoir, playwright Nancy Balbirer wrote about how amazingly hot David Mamet was to his students at NYU. David cursed them out, threw them out of class and called Bill Cosby a whore. Swoooooooon.
Here's a few quotes from Nancy's book. Page Six had to bleep out the good words, but if Mamet is saying it, it's probably a "fuck" or a "cunt."
Mamet on students talking too quietly: " Get the [bleep] off my stage! Now," he'd bellow . . . And, he'd continue, his short, burly body bouncing around like a school-yard bully in need of his daily Ritalin, "Don't [bleep]ing come back until we can hear you. How dare you? You're whispering. On the stage. It's [bleep]ing passive-aggressive. You know, only people who are full of [bleep] whisper," Balbirer writes.Mamet's response to a student asking who his favorite actress is: "Women who act are not actresses. They're actors. Why do they need to [bleep]ing qualify what their genitalia are? Folks, seriously, I need to disabuse you of the notion that 'actress' is anything other than a euphemism for 'floozy' . . . Do women [bleep]ing writers call themselves 'writressess?' No! There's nothing worse than being a woman in show business . . . you'll be asked to do only two things in every [bleep]ing role you ever play: take your shirt off and cry.""
Mamet on TV: Mamet delivered a lecture, "the premise of which was that Bill Cosby was a whore . . . television was evil and for whores, Hollywood was a hotbed of whoredom, and we were to avoid all of these things like the plague, unless, of course, we, too, were whores and not the artists we said we were."
Yeah, I know it was love at first bleep for you too, but stay away from his hairy ass (you know it is). The grouchy bear is mine. Imagine waking up next to him? He'd probably roll to your side, gaze into your eyes and say, "Good fucking morning, you dumb fucking whore." That's real love.
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Translation: David Mamet has a small penis.
He had me at "Hollywood was a hotbed of whoredom."
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Dick happens! - MK
Hahaha. I read this earlier on The Post and it's probably the best Page Six item ever! Seriously, it's soooo hot! *meow*
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
who has seen The Spanish Prisoner? It's one of my faves.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Mk, you're having impure thoughts of men other than the Silver Fox?! Shame!
Although Mamet's bitchiness is hot. His rant about women who act are actors is choice.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:22pm.
I hate people like him...I am sorry but people that say that teachers/professors that treat you this way are empowering are lying because i had a professor like this once and I hated him with a passion I used to ove writing and he totally turned me off it!
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I was gonna respond to Sheeps but your post helped me organize my thoughts better. I've had more than a few teachers like this. And they were great! These are only snippets...often, from these teachers, there would be fleeting moments of softness and kindness to let you know that they're only hardasses because it takes a hardass to get you past your plateaus...
There are the other kind too, that are just mean and bitter and need to quit teaching already...and I don't know David Mamet at ALL. But he does remind me of those other guys in this.
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Salem: he's an awesome screen writer. don't know about his personality tho.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000519/
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
try watching any movie for which he wrote the screenplay. Try not to howl with laughter every time a character repeats words and phrases. repeats words and phrases.
He is namedropped bigtime by the East Village's Flloyd in the 3Puen song "I'm Not Pretty".
lol! asshat, but he's got a point.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 1:19pm.
"Actress" makes sense because theater is a visual medium. Substituting genders doesn't work well. But you never see the writer, who can more easily switch or hide gender.
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And female writers often used to pretend to be men to get published!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Mamet is officially the hotness.
I am waiting for Godot to come and tell me who is the official Hot Slut of my life: David mamet, Wanda Sykes, or MK?
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
I hate people like him...I am sorry but people that say that teachers/professors that treat you this way are empowering are lying because i had a professor like this once and I hated him with a passion I used to ove writing and he totally turned me off it!
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Hotness all over. He reminds me of an ex professor of mine. He would start saying what a bunch of ignorant sods he usually had to teach and that he hoped we weren't as dreadful. He was incredibly vicious to men, yet polite with the ladies. Not nice, just not mean. I think that is the professor we learned the most from. Ironic, isn't it?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Who the fuck is David Mamet? No really who is he? Oh, and somebody needs to pick up a dictionary maybe you can find different words to describe woman, excuse me whores, prick.
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We worship a dancing peanut, for corn’s sake!
"Actress" makes sense because theater is a visual medium. Substituting genders doesn't work well. But you never see the writer, who can more easily switch or hide gender.
Mamet sounds rude and abusive. If that's genius, I don't wanna meet it.
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Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. (SJ)
SOUNDS LIKE A REAL GODDAMN FUCKING CHARACTER. HIS ASS WOULD BE DEAD THE FUCKING MOMENT HE WALKED THROUGH THE GODDAMN FUCKING DOOR.
why are panties suddenly moist? it has to be love...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
"There's nothing worse than being a woman in show business . . . you'll be asked to do only two things in every [bleep]ing role you ever play: take your shirt off and cry."
For that comment alone, I am now a fan of his. Hollywood needs to take note, because he is absolutely right.
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We're on "Team Against Media-Whoring Husband-Stealing Baby Collecting Tatted-up Freakshows." - Stoney, 12/2008
I'm glad you found a new love, MK. Just read in the LA Times your old silver haired girlfriend from CNN was dissing Rachel Maddow from MSNBC calling her "snarky". This lesbian on lesbian violence has to end.
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/la-ca-conversation28-2008dec28,0,66...
Disabuse!
I'm gonna find ways to work that into sentences this week! How exciting!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Glengary Glenross anyone?
also, MK this is about the cutest possible picture you could find of this dude. cuz he's fuglier than this. very talented but fug.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Writresses.
I like how he implies that men are whores as well.
I feel better about myself.
"Good fucking morning, you dumb fucking whore."
I say that to myself every morning!
"Imagine waking up next to him? He'd probably roll to your side, gaze into your eyes and say, "Good fucking morning, you dumb fucking whore." That's real love"
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