Monday, December 29th 2008
An International Emergency!
Why the fuck in skank disease hell isn't there a Hazmat tent over Wonky McValtrex because of that sore on her lip. For those of us not in Australia at the moment, we still have time to take shelter in our anti-Wonky safe houses, before the skank fumes seeping out of her sore make it to us. Sadly, those in Australia better head to the nearest free clinic, because you might have been infected with the wonk just by breathing in the same air as her. You'll know you've been diseased by Parasite when you're eye starts going wonky and your genitals start foaming at the mouth.
Here's the nasty piece of trash with her fake BFF terrorizing Australia while going to dinner today and shopping for fugly shit yesterday.
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Even more gross than the herp......You can see ever freaking bone and vein in her effing foot! Her feet skin looks like an 80yr. old womans.....how the hell does that happen?
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The past is lost but something might be found to take its place...
its so funny how wonky looks so uninterested in her "bff".
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OMG!!!!!
She's killing koalas!
"In recent years, a strong venereal disease has been threatening the koala's reproductive capability. Babies have been born dead, deformed, have survived only briefly, or the affected females have become barren." (http://www.greenleap.com/area/critters/critter.jsp?title=Koalas)
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Better unplug the deep fryer, Paris is bobbing for french fries again.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
That's pretty gross - aiming her open and willing herp infected mouth at the public like that.
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
But on the bright side, the infection really makes her lips look fuller. :P
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Ooooo...burn blister...
While on her knees...she meant it when she said..."That's hot!"
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Is it pulsating?? It's pulsating, isn't it??? *cowers in corner*
For the first time ever, the platypus isn't the biggest example in Australia of evolution gone horribly awry.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I meant fourth to the last thumbnail, whatever. They all make me homocidal!
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 2:08pm.
WHO CARES IF YOU HAVE A GODDAMN FUCKING SPECK ON YOUR FUCKING LIP. I CAUGHT MY ENTIRE HAND ON FIRE THE OTHER DAY
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I saw that in a movie once. It looked tragic at first but then it was kinda funny. And then it was just tragic again:(
♥ ThreadKilla!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
I remember when I was like 12 and started breaking out, I got this HUGE pimple on my upper lip. It was so nasty and filled with puss. I made the mistake of popping it and that just made it worse it looked like I had herpes. But I learned my lesson and since then I've never popped a pimple.
O/T: Why are we still paying attention to Paris?
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We worship a dancing peanut, for corn’s sake!
airport security should've tased this skank and her oozing lip when she went through the xray machine...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
The hell, did she forget to take her valtrex with her?
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... Well I'd like to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch! - Stewie.
AGGHHHH!!!! can someone please douse my eyes with anything antibacterial, please!?!? that is all, thank you!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
If only Wonkey Herpes-Lip had a deranged stalker who's armed to the teeth, and motivated.
Even stalkers have standards. And a fear of catching Herpes from her.
Bitch is the 21st century's Gaëtan Dugas or Typhoid Mary.
Glad I have a bomb shelter in my basement.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 2:14pm.
The shoes don't make her feet look big, they do that themselves with their sheer massiveness.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 2:14pm.
They deleted the picture where she tried to emulate the humble kangaroo by shoving Nicole Ritchie up her snatch and calling it a pouch.
OH. MY. FUCKING. GAWD. That's a visual I never want again! (It was funny as hell, though!)
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 2:08pm.
WHO CARES IF YOU HAVE A GODDAMN FUCKING SPECK ON YOUR FUCKING LIP. I CAUGHT MY ENTIRE HAND ON FIRE THE OTHER DAY.
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How'd you do that?
yeah how?
I hope Paris keeps the peen out of her mouth for the time being, I am sure that is how she contracted that sore in the first place.... nast!
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 2:14pm.
What a washed up mess. Sagging dress, pumps that make her feet look HUGE, and a herpes sore on her mouth
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there is NOT pair of shoes in this world that could make Miss Yeti's nasty ass feetses look smaller. Isn't she like a size 12?
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
They deleted the picture where she tried to emulate the humble kangaroo by shoving Nicole Ritchie up her snatch and calling it a pouch.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 2:08pm.
WHO CARES IF YOU HAVE A GODDAMN FUCKING SPECK ON YOUR FUCKING LIP. I CAUGHT MY ENTIRE HAND ON FIRE THE OTHER DAY
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when? Charlie, be careful! you ok?
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What a washed up mess. Sagging dress, pumps that make her feet look HUGE, and a herpes sore on her mouth.
Cosign what dramaqueen said.
You'd think the dumb whore would at least wear a darker shade of lipgloss to try to camouflage that sore better.
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"Fox News - We swing to the right more than Ann Coulter's strap-on"
~Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 2:09pm.
She still has the whitest teeth half of Western civilization has ever come across.
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Drinking bleach cocktails will do that to you. Obviously antibiotics no longer work.
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Every time I see her wearing those huge sunglasses, I just want to punch her hard, right in the face. Also, when she isn't wearing sunglasses.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Well, I hate to curse Australia, but better them than us. Keep her!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 2:08pm.
WHO CARES IF YOU HAVE A GODDAMN FUCKING SPECK ON YOUR FUCKING LIP. I CAUGHT MY ENTIRE HAND ON FIRE THE OTHER DAY.
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How'd you do that?
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 2:07pm.
I like the hitching post and boot-cleaner outside the resto
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looks like a good place in which to sit and "scratch" that itch for a while..
flare up on them lips, flare up on them other lips..
(sorry to the hos heading for lunch)
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Oh, Santa... i've been killing just for fun..
ICK. She is the very definition of nasty.
@ Charlie: Sorry to hear about your hand!
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What has Australia done to deserve both that whore of Babylon Paris and the dypso Tara?
Both of them should be fed to sharks.
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OMFG at the third to the last thumbnail!
*shoves monitor off desk*
Ah Chuck, always putting things in perspective LOL
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
She still has the whitest teeth half of Western civilization has ever come across.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
WHO CARES IF YOU HAVE A GODDAMN FUCKING SPECK ON YOUR FUCKING LIP. I CAUGHT MY ENTIRE HAND ON FIRE THE OTHER DAY.
EWWWWW!!!
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"Fox News - We swing to the right more than Ann Coulter's strap-on"
~Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
All the Trojans and Clorox in the world can't stop it.
That's hot, eh Paris?
I like the hitching post and boot-cleaner outside the resto.
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Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. (SJ)
I really just want to punch her head.
Guess no one told her that platypus dicks have quills. Not that I know that.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Also looks like Wonky has chipped her toofs on a few dicks.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Looks like Wonky is having a Herpes flare up. AGAIN.
*breaking up with Benji... just in case*
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Da hoip!! Up the Valtrex honey!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
I hate to admit that Roseanne was right but America's worst nightmare is white trash with money. A perfect description of PH.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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AHHH! The HERP!
*sprays monitor with lysol*
*rubs hands with purell*
I NEED A HAZMAT SUIT JUST LOOKING AT IT!
Gross.
Anyway, I have the same SHIRT her fake ass friend is wearing. Yes, it's a shirt, not a dress. Dumbass.
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