Monday, December 29th 2008
An International Emergency!
Why the fuck in skank disease hell isn't there a Hazmat tent over Wonky McValtrex because of that sore on her lip. For those of us not in Australia at the moment, we still have time to take shelter in our anti-Wonky safe houses, before the skank fumes seeping out of her sore make it to us. Sadly, those in Australia better head to the nearest free clinic, because you might have been infected with the wonk just by breathing in the same air as her. You'll know you've been diseased by Parasite when you're eye starts going wonky and your genitals start foaming at the mouth.
Here's the nasty piece of trash with her fake BFF terrorizing Australia while going to dinner today and shopping for fugly shit yesterday.
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Lie person lie person.
Paris' fans all seem to be a bunch of delusional liar mouths, don't they?
LMAO at brandi!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
itsparisbitch on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:35pm.
That faded youth blog is a lie. No one threw sand at her. They are just trying to get publicity on her again. Yes she went to Bondi. But no one threw sand at her. And she wasn't crying. You believe everything you read. By the way 99% of the things you read about her are lies.
- So, everything YOU write about her is a LIE!
Alrighty then.
HaHa, you just called yourself a LIAR.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Note to Paris apologists: Set larger career goals in 2009. Call Strayer University...
No, 99% of the GOOD things you read are lies. were you there at the beach?
Evil, vapid whore.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
That faded youth blog is a lie. No one threw sand at her. They are just trying to get publicity on her again. Yes she went to Bondi. But no one threw sand at her. And she wasn't crying. You believe everything you read. By the way 99% of the things you read about her are lies.
Pfff, us 'normal' people can get sand on the inside of our vaginas and we don't run away crying. Suck it up Hilton, you labia.
SAND BALLS!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
I hope Seagulls shat on her too.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by itsparisbitch on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:15am.
Oh by the way thanks to whoever sent the iq test link
Dear itsparisbitch,
Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com.
Your general IQ score is: 123
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Oohhh hey I can do that too.
Dear LOVE CARROTTOP,
Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com.
Your general IQ score is: 194
WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO! GOOD TIMES!
I've got my ShamWow anti-herpes gloves on and I'm ready for some anti-herping.
PSL : ahahahahahahahahhaha! THAT'S HOT!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Still.
Still here and licking Paris' herpes beef curtains.
This vigil is a FAIL you 'tard.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
From FadedYouthBlog:
They may be BFFs but Paris Hilton and Brittany Flickinger faced off in a deadly pose-off while strolling Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia on Wednesday.
The two of them walked the beach as fans trailed behind in complete disbelief. Paris was then struck by someone who threw a sand ball at her head. As a result, the starlet was left crying her eyes out when she got sand on the inside of her designer sunglasses.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
wait a sec, so Paris and her BFF are gayelles now? oh ok, cool.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Holy Shit it's mah little bible lovin' barbie with the quotable quotes! She's baaaaaaaaak!
(wait is that Onch guy a she or a he?)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
No one threw sand at her so what is there to tell? You won't know when they go to Bondi. Its just to spend some private time with Brittany at the beach. They aren't giving the date they are going to the papz cause then they will show up. Brittany and her want some time alone to enjoy. No I'm not telling you when she will go, So don't even ask. They are having alot of fun in Sydney. I can't believe its already 2009. Austrialla was alot of fun for them. Her first New Year with her New BFF. They also had alot of fun in Aspen togther on Christmas. It was so much fun to spend time with Brittany together for the hoildays and now 2009. She did make the right choice. Brittany is amazing and fun for her. She isn't using her for publicity. They are looking forwards to spending 2009 together.
Go Paris & Brittany! ♥
MyTwoCents- that is close, but use less punctuation next time.
Submitted by itsparisbitch on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 8:51am
Why didn't you tell everyone about people throwing sand at her?
Submitted by KD on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 8:56am.
OK, WOW! YOU CAN'T MISS THE SOFA BATTERIES BOOTY SLAPS OK, AND PARIS LIKES KOALA TIMES WITH WITCHY EYES, OK?
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Spammers.
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OMG THREE DAYS LATER AND YOU ARE STILL ALL UP IN THIS CHAT LIKE WOW.
Submitted by itsparisbitch on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 8:51am.
You alright ho?
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Cause they got invited to Kings Cross New Years Party. Its was so much fun with Brittany being there. Brittany and Paris love the beach so they are going to have so much fun at bondi. There was alot of awesome stores for them to shop. I got to say I love Austrialla it was awesome for them. I can't believe its already 2009!! They sure had alot of fun shopping around and going to aspen on christams eve. First year with her New BFF. Bye i need to log off my Phone now. Im going to continue celebrating before I go to sleep. bye!
I am in oz... And frankly I had no idea that this skank was here... But I want how on earth did she make it past quarantine??? Isn't Australia supposed to have some of the most toughest quarantine in the world??? How on earth did she get here???
cats are humans too.
this is so funny but gross.
ewwww and ahha! at the same time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDHI1joKvSg&feature=related
Friggin watch it my music video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECXwpMCRBEo
Peace-Out
Bitches.
OMG! This is so cute and funny.
Watch for a smile and laugh.
Dog sneezes when told too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cJ-10gSrBg
xoxo
So im 3 point higher then i thought i was. So now angel_i you have my score! im not an airhead.
Oh by the way thanks to whoever sent the iq test link
Dear itsparisbitch,
Thank you for your interest in the test at IQTest.com.
Your general IQ score is: 123
adorablest? maybe it really isparis....bitch
Im through with dinner! No she doesnt pay us in a magazine. I really do care about her. Im not a fake. That pisses me off you think that Paris fans are being paid. She might have made a few mistakes but that was the past. I like the person she is now fun,outgoing,heart-warming,joyful and America's favorite party girl! I know in my heart she will be a good mother one day. As soon as she finds a guy who is real and likes her for her and not for money,sex or publicity . People are always trying to gain money and fame after her.They need to go get/earn their own. Benji was great except for the fact he kept trying to change her. She did truly love him but he WAS too controlling if he really cared about her he should like everything about her and let her be Paris. She wasn't being herself with Benji. He wouldn't let her go out and enjoy herself and made her wear long dresses all the time. Unlike Benji, Paris knew they were different but she was okay with that, she loved Benji as he was, which proves Paris is the one who cared and was serious about the relationship. It wasn't for publicity. Fuck Nicole for saying that! I hope when she finds the guy who will treat her right and love Paris for Paris, not for money fame or sex. I hope she has a girl that looks like her when she was little cause i seen childhood pictures of her on true hollywood story, she was the cutest little girl by baby Nicky with beauitful blonde curls and cute brown eyes and the adorablest lips a little girl could have. And the one of her holding her dog was cute she was about 7 there. and she looked so adorable laughing at the beach with Nicky at about age 6. She says if she has a daughter her name would be Paris. I think the perfect full name should be Paris Nicholai Hilton. My advice for Paris is always follow your own heart your own dreams. I love you Paris!
xoxoxo V
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:40pm.
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Thanks Angel..
A big pash to you too, Luv!
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I’ve turned from an ordinary Australian housewife into a gigastar, icon, talk-show host, swami, spin doctor… and now I’m a style guru!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:26pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:14pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:11pm.
Only when severely provoked or when I've drunk too much port.
Favor us with a sample sentence, won't you? Thanks in advance.
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Alright Sheeps, always happy to oblige. For example:
That bloke's a little dodgy, a bit of a drongo even, but I'd share a dog's eye with him and then pop under the doona for a pash or two. After that I'd tell him to rack off, cause dead set, he doesn't have a razoo to his name.
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Now, THAT's impressive!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
*I* happen to think they're Paris' spammers. Everyone knows that Paris' key to success is THIS shit that we do every day! LOL! So she gets her spammers to come on here and other places and make sure her threads stay pumped. That way, the next time she wants to make a movie or write a book or some shit she can say: LOOK! I'm still relevant! She is a businesswoman*cough*whore*cough*, after all.
She prolly hires them thru some teen magazine. LOL! 7 cents a post. LOL!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Wow, a Parasite thread sure brings out the morons, huh?
It's sad.... even her so called "fans" on these blogs are bullshitting. They don't really like her, just the negative attention that "supporting" this walking cum dumpster draws.
Also, homegirl needs to remember to take her Valtrex in order to control her outbreaks.
There's no amount of money in the world that will make her herp lip any less disgusting! LOL!
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:30pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:26pm.
hahahahaha. Well done! (Uh, I asked for A sentence.) They wouldn't get what you said back in old Blighty
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I say Poo to old Blighty. Buncha whinging poms.
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I’ve turned from an ordinary Australian housewife into a gigastar, icon, talk-show host, swami, spin doctor… and now I’m a style guru!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:26pm.
hahahahaha. Well done! (Uh, I asked for A sentence.) They wouldn't get what you said back in old Blighty.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:14pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:11pm.
Only when severely provoked or when I've drunk too much port.
Favor us with a sample sentence, won't you? Thanks in advance.
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Alright Sheeps, always happy to oblige. For example:
That bloke's a little dodgy, a bit of a drongo even, but I'd share a dog's eye with him and then pop under the doona for a pash or two. After that I'd tell him to rack off, cause dead set, he doesn't have a razoo to his name.
I'm comin' up dry on *blighty*
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I’ve turned from an ordinary Australian housewife into a gigastar, icon, talk-show host, swami, spin doctor… and now I’m a style guru!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:11pm.
Only when severely provoked or when I've drunk too much port.
Favor us with a sample sentence, won't you? Thanks in advance.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:06pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:56pm.
Have you ever said "bloke" or "blighty"?
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Only when severely provoked or when I've drunk too much port.
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I’ve turned from an ordinary Australian housewife into a gigastar, icon, talk-show host, swami, spin doctor… and now I’m a style guru!
Submitted by . on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:00pm.
Angel_I and everyone on this thread...
Am I the only one that took carebearloves final "I'll be back" as some sort of childish threat? Damn. Dlisted must really be hitting the mainstream. lmao
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I think that carebearloves is an alt who just spent the better part of 2 or 3 hours baiting people into responding and enjoying it. The only winner here is MK for all the times the refresh button was clicked.
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I’ve turned from an ordinary Australian housewife into a gigastar, icon, talk-show host, swami, spin doctor… and now I’m a style guru!
This explains why Paris hasn't changed since her sentence.she really is above the law!
Sarah Silverman said
In a couple of days Paris Hilton is going to jail. [wild applause!]
Wow wow … thank you!
The judge says that it’s going to be a no-frills thing, and that is ridiculous.
She is totally going to get special treatment.
As a matter of fact I heard that to make her feel more comfortable in prison,
the guards are going to paint the bars to look like penises. [laughter]
I think it is wrong too…
I just worry that she is going to break her teeth on those things!
So she still had her penises in jail. Thats why she came out alive. Damn the bitch gets everything she wants.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:56pm.
Have you ever said "bloke" or "blighty"?
Here are 12 things other inmates have overheard Paris Hilton say in Jail:
1. Excuse me, but where is the Starbucks?
2. Is this pork chop and mashed potato stew diet?
3. Could you put those handcuffs on me again? It makes me feel like I’m in my own bed.
4. Wow. This is so like totally not like Daddy’s hotel. Big frown!
5. Can’t I have my dog here with me? He was driving drunk too!
6. Do you have anything else I can wear? This uniform makes me look so non-anorexic.
7. Wait! When I checked “no” about the conjugal visits, it was because I like TOTALLY thought it meant I had to meet with a grammar tutor.
8. Hey, why is there a bed in this disgusting little bathroom? And where is the rest of my cell?
9. You’ll silence Sarah Silverman for how much again?
10. Yes, can you tell me where I book a pedicure and a Brazilian? And would you mind if I brought in my people for it? No offense, but I would never want a stranger to see me down there!
11. Wow, so you’re like a criminal? You’re like the third one I met today!
12. Dear Mr. Diary. I’m going to write three letters to the judge and see if that helps.
Angel_I and everyone on this thread...
Am I the only one that took carebearloves final "I'll be back" as some sort of childish threat? Damn. Dlisted must really be hitting the mainstream. lmao
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:53pm.
juneinhellburning:
HA! I caught my parents making out when I was NINE!
I just got home from school and my mom was sitting on my dad's lap in his arm chair and they were full-on snoggling. It's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. EVER!
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I know what you're saying, but if your parents were happy and in love, that was a blessing for you Luv.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:11pm.
Aussie slang: Port: suitcase
(portmanteau)
Therefore, port-au-prince is a princes' suitcase. In Australia anywhore.
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Ha!I'd forgotten that. Been in Canada too long. Just remembered some other Oz/Uk terms my nanna used: lowboy and highboy..not nearly as juicy as they sound, hahahahaha
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:15pm.
you will be dealing with me and carebear in 2009.
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Ooooh....I'm shakin' in mah boot ova heah!
Spammers.
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You just go on about your business:)
juneinhellburning:
HA! I caught my parents making out when I was NINE!
I just got home from school and my mom was sitting on my dad's lap in his arm chair and they were full-on snoggling. It's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. EVER!
♥ ThreadKilla!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Aw, did someone rip the head off your Nick Carter doll, honey?