Monday, December 29th 2008
An International Emergency!
Why the fuck in skank disease hell isn't there a Hazmat tent over Wonky McValtrex because of that sore on her lip. For those of us not in Australia at the moment, we still have time to take shelter in our anti-Wonky safe houses, before the skank fumes seeping out of her sore make it to us. Sadly, those in Australia better head to the nearest free clinic, because you might have been infected with the wonk just by breathing in the same air as her. You'll know you've been diseased by Parasite when you're eye starts going wonky and your genitals start foaming at the mouth.
Here's the nasty piece of trash with her fake BFF terrorizing Australia while going to dinner today and shopping for fugly shit yesterday.
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Paris is driving down a deserted highway when she gets pulled over.
The cop gets out of his car and asks if she has been drinking and she replies "No".
So he radios the station and asks what to do.
The cop at the station says "Is She infected Whore wearing pink lip gloss with a herp on lip or vagina drive a pink barbie car?" and the cop replies "Yes".
So the other cop says "What you do is tell her to get out of the car and pull out your dick as you walk up to her".
So the cop does exactlly what the other cop says. Then Wonky gets out of the car and he whips out his dick.
Then Wonky "sighs" and says please not another breathalizer test.
Her DUI Bust.
Unattractive Parasite Herpton was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was perfect. So, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up. Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red faced, knowing everyone in the place heard her, turns to the waiter and demands "Stop That!".
The waiter looks at her dryly and says "Sure lady, which way is it headed?"
I sure hope it isn't heading my way. I TELL YA!
OK enough of Paris Hilton's crap.
This was the scariest christmas EVER for me!
PLEASE READ
* I CAUGHT MY PARENTS MAKINGOUT *
OMG! It was horrible. HORRIBLE I TELL YA!!!!! It 's gonna take 50 years of therapy to get that image out of my head. lol People just aren't meant to see stuff like that. lol Here's what happened. I was staying at my parents house for the christmas holiday. I woke up in the middle of the night and decided to sneak down stairs for a midnight snack. The whole house was pitch dark as I stumbled my way into the kitchen. When I opened the refrigerator door, it gave me
alittle bit of light and that's when I saw them. It was HORRIBLE. lol They were making out in the dinning room. Then I heard my mom say, "Sam, I didn't know you were up." I just closed the refrigerator door and rushed back to the guest room. I think the sight of them making out blinded me. lol I haven't been able to see as good ever since. lol Now I'm gonna be traumatized for the new year. Where is doctor Phil when you need him.
lol
How can you talk about the herpes whore when you see stuff like this happening. OMFG! We have bigger problems to solve other than Parasite Herpton.
What do you think?
Ha! Someone fuckwit took a photo of the cash register when paris-du-herp went shopping at Wayne Cooper in Melbourne yesterday. $5000 in a few minutes. Bitch is such a waste.
www.news.com.au/heraldsun/gallery/0,22010,5036684-5006026-24,00.html
We look forward to the pleasure of your company carebearloves! We're currently lacking a resident idiot.
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I bet they are related to loveangelina
: P
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:15pm.
so what if she dots her eyes with hearts they are pretty and cute she can do it if she wants too.
this is carebears friend we have to go out now getting ready for tonight. i had to turn off the laptop.
you will be dealing with me and carebear in 2009.
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We look forward to the pleasure of your company carebearloves! We're currently lacking a resident idiot.
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Wyle E Coyote
"They are swimming around all fast-like, trying to find ice pops, slapping each other with their fins and making crackhives for their heads out of seaweed.", MK.
so what if she dots her eyes with hearts they are pretty and cute she can do it if she wants too.
this is carebears friend we have to go out now getting ready for tonight. i had to turn off the laptop.
you will be dealing with me and carebear in 2009.
bah bye! bf
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:08pm.
Paris dots her 'i's' with hearts.
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and her lips with herpes.
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Wyle E Coyote
"They are swimming around all fast-like, trying to find ice pops, slapping each other with their fins and making crackhives for their heads out of seaweed.", MK.
I'm sure glad she doesn't seal her notes with a juicy herpes kiss!
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Hey, that little piece of bloody herp scab she leaves on each note is pure love! She's a lover not a writer!
Aussie slang: Port: suitcase (portmanteau)
Therefore, port-au-prince is a princes' suitcase. In Australia anywhore.
..Which reminds me.. 7/11 has a new Jizzy Slurpee named after her. I think it's called the Herpes Slurpee
Submitted by . on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:03pm.
Paris dots her 'i's' with hearts. She's a genius. Nuff said?
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I'm sure glad she doesn't seal her notes with a juicy herpes kiss!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:02pm.
Port-Au-Prince is French Porta pottys, duh!
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Yeah - they just started making them cuz them Princes were peeing out in the open and such.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:04pm.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:00pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:59pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:56pm.
But I knew Port-au-Prince was in Haiti:)
Umm, sorry, I'm pretty sure it's a cologne.
---Isnt it a movie? :)
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I thought it was an automatic deluxe garage-door opener.
I think you are correct!
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Christmas is over :(
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:00pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:59pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:56pm.
But I knew Port-au-Prince was in Haiti:)
Umm, sorry, I'm pretty sure it's a cologne.
---Isnt it a movie? :)
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I thought it was an automatic deluxe garage-door opener.
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I’ve turned from an ordinary Australian housewife into a gigastar, icon, talk-show host, swami, spin doctor… and now I’m a style guru!
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:03pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:59pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:56pm.
But I knew Port-au-Prince was in Haiti:)
Umm, sorry, I'm pretty sure it's a cologne.
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What's it smell like, coup d’état and corruption?
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LOL!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:59pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:56pm.
But I knew Port-au-Prince was in Haiti:)
Umm, sorry, I'm pretty sure it's a cologne.
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What's it smell like, coup d’état and corruption?
Paris dots her 'i's' with hearts. She's a genius. Nuff said?
It's 5:39, dum dum heads!
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Port-Au-Prince is French Porta pottys, duh!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:00pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:59pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:56pm.
But I knew Port-au-Prince was in Haiti:)
Umm, sorry, I'm pretty sure it's a cologne.
---Isnt it a movie? :)
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OMG, don't play with me bitches!
I'm all confused now!
*runs from room crying!*
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:59pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:56pm.
But I knew Port-au-Prince was in Haiti:)
Umm, sorry, I'm pretty sure it's a cologne.
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Sheeps, you just made me snort in the most unladylike fashion! LOL
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Wyle E Coyote
"They are swimming around all fast-like, trying to find ice pops, slapping each other with their fins and making crackhives for their heads out of seaweed.", MK.
OMG, STILL????
IQ's?
Um, Paris has no IQ, her fans have even less.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
its not 4:40 its 9:30 am
==9.30am in Melbourne.
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Meh. You bitches are ALL wrong!
Its 2:25am.
In Dubai.
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Wyle E Coyote
"They are swimming around all fast-like, trying to find ice pops, slapping each other with their fins and making crackhives for their heads out of seaweed.", MK.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:59pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:56pm.
But I knew Port-au-Prince was in Haiti:)
Umm, sorry, I'm pretty sure it's a cologne.
---Isnt it a movie? :)
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Christmas is over :(
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:56pm.
@angel..duh! so obvious lol
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:56pm.
But I knew Port-au-Prince was in Haiti:)
Umm, sorry, I'm pretty sure it's a cologne.
ok guys, I am really going now- just had to fix a new siggie- TOO good to pass up.
BYEEEEE
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by carebearIQ on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:45pm.
its not 4:40 its 9:30 am
==9.30am in Melbourne. See you later in Surfers Paradise, with a fist and a tube of Blistex.
@angel..duh! so obvious lol
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Christmas is over :(
Submitted by Wyle E on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:54pm.
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:50pm.
a country is a place with a bunch of states.
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No dude. A country is a sovereign territorial unit. Some have states within them. Lots don't.
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Cool! I din't know that.
I totally suck at geography.
But I knew Port-au-Prince was in Haiti:)
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:50pm.
a country is a place with a bunch of states.
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No dude. A country is a sovereign territorial unit. Some have states within them. Lots don't.
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Wyle E Coyote
"They are swimming around all fast-like, trying to find ice pops, slapping each other with their fins and making crackhives for their heads out of seaweed.", MK.
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:50pm.
Hey, RETARD. A country does NOT have to have states in it. JESUS CHRIST you're ignorant!!!!
@Mrs. G:
On the internet, of course!
http://www.iqtest.com/
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:50pm.
a country is a place with a bunch of states.
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Or provinces! Thanks for playing!
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im going to eat breakfast then im heading out bye.. getting ready for new years tonight. see you in 2009.
carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:50pm.
a country is a place with a bunch of states.
you have the same IQ as paris consider yourself blessed, and you are using a computer you could had googled the information and you are so dumb you didnt even figure that one out
this is the future y'all
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
ok, I gotta go...thank you carebearloves for giving me many good laughs today.
Get offline and go read a fucking Atlas. JESUS.
Bye everyone!!!!
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also you should see what nicky would do to your ass.. she truly cares and knows paris better then anyone. she would really have you bitchslapped for saying mean things to paris.
-carelbearloves 12/30/08
a country is a place with a bunch of states.
Just thought y'all might like to know that the party Paris is being paid to attend in Sydney is called the 'Bongo Virus' party.
How apt!
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Wyle E Coyote
"They are swimming around all fast-like, trying to find ice pops, slapping each other with their fins and making crackhives for their heads out of seaweed.", MK.
Where would one go to get an IQ test???
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Christmas is over :(
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
What is? Port-au-Prince? BWHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!
OH MY GOD.
It is in HAITI you fucktard.
Which IS a country, by the way.
That is fucking scary. Paris should be your role model.
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also you should see what nicky would do to your ass.. she truly cares and knows paris better then anyone. she would really have you bitchslapped for saying mean things to paris.
-carelbearloves 12/30/08
my god mr carebears
do you personally know paris herpes?
why are you defending her, do you really believe that she would ever talk to you?
stop acting like you owe her something and go make your own god dammed sex tape, and you can be as good as Paris, maybe then you can compare notes on who is dumber
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
its a person from france.
Holy McFuck!
What bizarre ramblings have I stumbled across?
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Wyle E Coyote
"They are swimming around all fast-like, trying to find ice pops, slapping each other with their fins and making crackhives for their heads out of seaweed.", MK.
Above intelligence? WTF does that mean?
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its not 4:40 its 9:30 am
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:43pm.
Oh, that makes it all better. *insert sarcasm* Because EVERY place is not in fact also part of a country....
yep sure.
fucking moron.
got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
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also you should see what nicky would do to your ass.. she truly cares and knows paris better then anyone. she would really have you bitchslapped for saying mean things to paris.
-carelbearloves 12/30/08
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:36pm.
You're out because you dropped out, fool.