Monday, December 29th 2008
An International Emergency!
Why the fuck in skank disease hell isn't there a Hazmat tent over Wonky McValtrex because of that sore on her lip. For those of us not in Australia at the moment, we still have time to take shelter in our anti-Wonky safe houses, before the skank fumes seeping out of her sore make it to us. Sadly, those in Australia better head to the nearest free clinic, because you might have been infected with the wonk just by breathing in the same air as her. You'll know you've been diseased by Parasite when you're eye starts going wonky and your genitals start foaming at the mouth.
Here's the nasty piece of trash with her fake BFF terrorizing Australia while going to dinner today and shopping for fugly shit yesterday.
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i just said it wrong. thats why
what i meant was not that london is a country but its a part of the country. thats what she meant. not that its a country.
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:40pm.
ROTFLMAO
i mean not a fake myspace test
yeah, the girl who thought London is a COUNTRY and Port-au-Prince is in FRANCE knew all the material before she was 18.
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also you should see what nicky would do to your ass.. she truly cares and knows paris better then anyone. she would really have you bitchslapped for saying mean things to paris.
-carelbearloves 12/30/08
yes she does have an iq of 120 she took the test. and it was a real iq test my a fake myspace. she wanted to see her score. and 120 lays me above intellgence. i know not gift she is not a genius but she is above intellgence. you dont know how much she knows. thats how she got a ged and didn't have to finish cause she already knew the material before she was 18.
I do believe these bitches could be sent by Paris to pump her thread hits up. I mean - really, no news is bad news - it makes her look popular. Because this thread would be kaput if it wasn't for them.
♥ ThreadKilla!
The Rules of the Internet
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
you may want to go back- it doesn't look like you learned anything the first time. Or at least take an Ethics class. You might see things differently.
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also you should see what nicky would do to your ass.. she truly cares and knows paris better then anyone. she would really have you bitchslapped for saying mean things to paris.
-carelbearloves 12/30/08
no school for me im already out. to prove it. what day does school start? then ill come on at 11am and again anyday to prove im not in school. im already out. pathetic.
People with an IQ of 130 + are considered "gifted" or should I say brainiacs.
No way Parisite has an IQ of 120.
Unless her IQ test required her to match peens to faces.
Why even dignify the Paris lovers with a comment?
School will be sarting back real soon, now, scoot and get your homework done children!
i cant believe its 9:30 am. im getting something to eat hold on.
with all the blow she does, I'm sure she weighs under 120.
Nicky needs to eat too- she is way too skinny now. I am NOT ragging on Nicky. She looks unhealthy.
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also you should see what nicky would do to your ass.. she truly cares and knows paris better then anyone. she would really have you bitchslapped for saying mean things to paris.
-carelbearloves 12/30/08
no i mean they typing to fast it makes you spell things wrong sometimes. it would be must easier to write then type the keyboards.
WE are real close??
her iq really is 120 she took the test. i know.. im not telling you her weight. but at the moment it is lower then 120
nicky would not laugh she cares about paris she is the best friend she could ever have in her life. she always helps her with things. they done everything togther we are real close. she loves her! she will always be first in paris life. that will never change.
What is the range for an IQ test? I don't think 120 is all that high, is it? I think it's average or even a little below.
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:18pm.
her iq is 120 she took the test.. im not a airhead like people think she is.
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Hey dip shit. That IQ thingy is an AD on myspace. Not a real score.
And did you slip here? Paris? Don't you have an AMEX black to max out?
carebear, weight and IQ are not the same thing.
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also you should see what nicky would do to your ass.. she truly cares and knows paris better then anyone. she would really have you bitchslapped for saying mean things to paris.
-carelbearloves 12/30/08
hahahah missy......did you see my Australia comment? Scroll down, it's a good one....
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also you should see what nicky would do to your ass.. she truly cares and knows paris better then anyone. she would really have you bitchslapped for saying mean things to paris.
-carelbearloves 12/30/08
her iq is 120 she took the test.. im not a airhead like people think she is.
Nicky would probably LAUGH.
psl, you are defending your name in goodness and honor. the dlisted gods will take you straight to the party in hell via the pimped out short bus.
FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT MY FRIEND!
MUAH!
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
PSL, I wish I was a size 15 Timberland boot with a huge foot in it burying myself in Paris Hilton's non-existant ass!
oh come on Sugaroo- you wish you were Paris, jsut like I do.
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also you should see what nicky would do to your ass.. she truly cares and knows paris better then anyone. she would really have you bitchslapped for saying mean things to paris.
-carelbearloves 12/30/08
thanks for the new siggie!
I have no problem with Nicky. She keeps to herself....her sister is the piece of shit.
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also you should see what nicky would do to your ass.. she truly cares and knows paris better then anyone. she would really have you bitchslapped for saying mean things to paris.
-carelbearloves 12/30/08
PSL- LIKE WOW. They really are not helping their case at all, are they?
also you should see what nicky would do to your ass.. she truly cares and knows paris better then anyone. she would really have you bitchslapped for saying mean things to paris.
yeah like who deserves your love? you have none to give.. loser!
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 4:55pm.
Better? In what way may I ask? She's uneducated, has no college degree and the entire world has seen her get pissed on! She's pretty in the face and rich, but those things are fleeting! I'd rather keep my education and dignity, thanks.
wow, you sure told me!
Great comeback!
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See what you give is just what you get, I know it hasn't hit you yet;
Now I don't mean to get you upset, but every cause has an effect
- Lauryn Hill "Superstar"
you spit in her face she will spit back in yours. and then rip your clothes you struggled so hard not to get caught stealing the the neighbor's garbage can and flush it down the toilet.
Paris and Kim are NOT celebrities, they are celubuTARDS.
There are many, many relevant celebs that I like...ones that actually deserve my respect.
ACK! KimStew? Another ugly troll, only famous for having a famous Dad.
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See what you give is just what you get, I know it hasn't hit you yet;
Now I don't mean to get you upset, but every cause has an effect
- Lauryn Hill "Superstar"
i mean person. typing too fast!
whatever! she does not have a mustache and everybody comes different shapes and sizes. i love her! i think she looks great so does kimberly stewart she really a true friend.
I would LOVE IT if Paris punched me in the stomach. I would kick her fucking flat ass and spit in her face...then sue her for throwing the first punch.
Kim Kardashian? LMAO! Yeah, I let all my bfs piss on me. That is why she is famous, another one with a sex tape. Oy.
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See what you give is just what you get, I know it hasn't hit you yet;
Now I don't mean to get you upset, but every cause has an effect
- Lauryn Hill "Superstar"
okay do you hate every celebrity? looks like it! name one you like. proably some ugly person who doesnt come on as much.. if so who?
She's got a fatter ass and a thicker mustache than all of us combined.
OK, going home now, thanks god, i can't take much more of these ignotards!****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
yea cause Kim is better then you'll ever be!
HERE HERE (or is it HEAR HEAR , LOL I am losing it) PSL!!!!
"I also would have no idea who fucking Kim Kardashian is, if not for Paris. THAT is reason enough to hate her."
Truer words were NEVER spoken!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
ill tell you what paris would do if you said that to her face.. first she would punch you in the stomach then pour a drink all over your face then write all over your face and then you'll be the joke i dare you to say them to me
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 4:48pm.
Sugaroo LOL lick away! THIS Benji doesn't have the HERP!
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Holy shit! Is THAT Benjamin Bratt? ohmygodslurpdroolwipelipsplaywithself!
DEFF 2 PARIS! And the wonk she rode in on!
ALSO- FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRSSSSTTTTTTT!
hahahahha, you wish I was fat. Great comeback.
yes, KD. I rest my case.
I also would have no idea who fucking Kim Kardashian is, if not for Paris. THAT is reason enough to hate her.
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See what you give is just what you get, I know it hasn't hit you yet;
Now I don't mean to get you upset, but every cause has an effect
- Lauryn Hill "Superstar"
Sugaroo LOL lick away! THIS Benji doesn't have the HERP!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 4:43pm.
How ironic that YOU are a young girl...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 4:33pm.
please LOVEPARIS, I detest this bitch. I blame her for the explosion of famous for nothing people, and the values of young people plummeting. It is truly disgusting.
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See present "case 1" and "case 2" to prove your suspicions.
snowpiece, I want to lick your avvie.
loveparis: if you are itsparisbitch did ya see? I used your quote in my siggy? HA HA
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"