Monday, December 29th 2008

An International Emergency!

Why the fuck in skank disease hell isn't there a Hazmat tent over Wonky McValtrex because of that sore on her lip. For those of us not in Australia at the moment, we still have time to take shelter in our anti-Wonky safe houses, before the skank fumes seeping out of her sore make it to us. Sadly, those in Australia better head to the nearest free clinic, because you might have been infected with the wonk just by breathing in the same air as her. You'll know you've been diseased by Parasite when you're eye starts going wonky and your genitals start foaming at the mouth.

Here's the nasty piece of trash with her fake BFF terrorizing Australia while going to dinner today and shopping for fugly shit yesterday.

Posted by: Michael K


carebearloves's picture

according to http://bumpshack.com/2006/09/17/the-10-most-hated-celebrities-in-hollywo... she only stole the tape cause she didnt want young girls looking at it. it was published too openly. They even put a big picture outside the store! i was so mad young girls would have looked at it and it wasnt the real mher

M.E.'s picture

Sorry, but if I was ever in close enough proximity to Wonkey, I'd ream the cunt a new asshole then shank the bitch for being a waste of oxygen.

Stoney's picture

Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 4:40pm.

There is nothing I desire more in life than the opportunity to tell Paris to her face what I think of her.

Sugaroo's picture

LOVEPARIS is the moron from yesterday calling itself itsparisbitch.

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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 4:40pm.

Try saying all these things to Paris in her face and see how she's going to take you! you know you wouldnt say it to her face.
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Fucking right I'd say it to her face.
I got so many damn things I'd like to say to Paris' face it would take a whole day. Power lecture. Yeah, babay!

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 4:33pm.
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please LOVEPARIS, I detest this bitch. I blame her for the explosion of famous for nothing people, and the values of young people plummeting. It is truly disgusting.
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are you like old & bitter? Paris hasnt done anythign bad to young people. yur jellus because she has such a great body!! are u fat?

carebearloves's picture

Try saying all these things to Paris in her face and see how she's going to take you! you know you wouldnt say it to her face. cause you are a bunch of sad losers if you met me you would say nice things.. you only say mean things about paris on gossip sites.. Pathetic!

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Submitted by KD on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 4:29pm.

My nice comment of the day: Her skin is really smooth!.
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Cum facials can do that to you... That's what I've heard anyway...

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List of Most Hated Celebs...guess who tops it?

http://bumpshack.com/2006/09/17/the-10-most-hated-celebrities-in-hollywo...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"

carebearloves's picture

LovesParis how was your day today? do anything fun? im looking forwards to new years eve tommorw!

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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 4:35pm.
hi who is lovesparis?

it's her dad
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"

carebearloves's picture

hi who is lovesparis?

Sugaroo's picture

I bet Paris Hilton sneaks fries off your plate without asking first. I bet she licks them hard before sucking them into her blowhole.

snowpiece's picture

" KNEWIT! Dont' be ashamed of it. Paris is a busneswoman who has worked hard to get were she is."

she sure does shake those flabby buns of hers. Her "ass goiters" as everyone calls them.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"

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I saw earlier that carebearloves didn't believe that 3 people on this site were in Australia.
Honey, you DO realize that "WWW" stands for WORLD WIDE WEB, or did you think it was for "wasted wonky whore"?

please LOVEPARIS, I detest this bitch. I blame her for the explosion of famous for nothing people, and the values of young people plummeting. It is truly disgusting.

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See what you give is just what you get, I know it hasn't hit you yet;
Now I don't mean to get you upset, but every cause has an effect
- Lauryn Hill "Superstar"

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The only reason PSL would wanna be Paris is that she could do a WAY better job of it. Seriously, the world is such that SOMEBODY's gotta be "Paris Hilton". Does it have to be THAT girl? I'd rather it be PSL, myself.

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Hey, wait, so the freakshow said chink and nigger in all seriousness and then DELETED her comment?!??!

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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 4:15pm.
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I think your comments were true about PSLs avie. she pretends that she doenst' like Paris. Maybe PSL would like to BE Paris too and thats why she sez mean things about her.

KD's picture

My nice comment of the day: Her skin is really smooth! maybe she rubs it on a bunch of sandpaper balls.

Oh no, I think I ruined my nice comment.

M.E.'s picture

How about an avvie of her sucking Rick Solomans dick?

Would that be more appropriate?

*muah*

Stoney's picture

OOOOO!!!! We're back on now!!!

LOVESPARIS is one of you fucking around, admit it.

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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 4:07pm.

parissucksliterally... can you please change your picture.. it just makes you look sad.. use a picture of a funny monkey
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Wait a second! She has a picture of TWO funny monkeys! WTF???

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Submitted by . on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 4:23pm.
The circular logic is mind-numbing though.
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SERIOUSLY. It's like you can't go anywhere with them so why bother. Not that you'd WANT TO actually go anywhere with them. They should just stay home and update their fancites.

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Um...you do know that businesswoman = crackwhore here, right? ;p

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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 4:15pm.

its cause she should use a picture different then paris unless she likes her!
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What are you? The avvie police?

Weirdness.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 4:23pm.
Submitted by LOVEPARIS on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 4:18pm.

Damn! I am busted......I love Paris. I do. I wish there were a million women like her.
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I KNEWIT! Dont' be ashamed of it. Paris is a busneswoman who has worked hard to get were she is. she dosn't deserve all this shit...

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 4:18pm.
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why dont' u be honest? u really luv her don't u?

They're all yours, hon! Have at 'em. The circular logic is mind-numbing though.

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Submitted by LOVEPARIS on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 4:18pm.

Damn! I am busted......I love Paris. I do. I wish there were a million women like her.

How I fear for the future......

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See what you give is just what you get, I know it hasn't hit you yet;
Now I don't mean to get you upset, but every cause has an effect
- Lauryn Hill "Superstar"

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seriously, they multiply like Paris' crabs!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"

KD's picture

Prolly the mod.

OMG, there are 2 of them now!

KD's picture

Yeah, I know it was weird, but I remember it had similar stuff in it because racist was spelled wrong in both posts. The more colorful one just had those things added to it. You know, because Paris like bright colors and life is all about having fun and partying and being positive and stuff. That's why she changed it.

carebearloves's picture

its just a word mg

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 3:42pm.
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U have Paris in your avie! WHy do u say such mean things about her? I think u luv her but your to scared to say it! why dont u admit it!!!

parissucksliterally's picture

my avie demonstrates the class and sophistication of the Hilton Sisters. I will never change it! Yeah, it makes ME look sad....bwahahahahaha...

You still haven't answered my quotes, idiot.
weren't you going out to do something fun with friends?

Dot this is fun, sorry- I am not aggravated at all- I think this dipshit is hilarious.

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See what you give is just what you get, I know it hasn't hit you yet;
Now I don't mean to get you upset, but every cause has an effect
- Lauryn Hill "Superstar"

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i didnt delete it. i dont know what happened?

snowpiece's picture

KD naw she posted something else saying "everyone says N's and C's so who cares if Paris says it, it's funny."

but then she edited it to say "I was just stating the truth about the video"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"

carebearloves's picture

its cause she should use a picture different then paris unless she likes her! that was her just goofing off with nicky to hefz party

KD's picture

oh, snowy, I see it. The original comment is at 2:41.

Oh brother. The cold sore worshippers runneth over.

PSL, don't even bother with the insipid brats.

snowpiece's picture

KD I think even this one realized she had gone too far with that comment and deleted it
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"

snowpiece's picture

Lory ; hahahahahahhaa
cheeky monkey!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"

KD's picture

Oh, and now it is gone....

Lory's picture

Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 4:07pm.

parissucksliterally... can you please change your picture.. it just makes you look sad.. use a picture of a funny monkey
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Like the ones you have on your avie?

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snowpiece's picture

WTH happened to her comment about n**ggers and Ch*nks? I guess she realized just how gross it was and edited it to say something else. ****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"

KD's picture

Snowy- that was weird, because I swear I read that comment of hers earlier and it didn't have the N word in it.

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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 4:07pm.
parissucksliterally... can you please change your picture.. it just makes you look sad.. use a picture of a funny monkey or whatever on google search images. but you dont use that one.
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Why? You don't like seeing your "idol" with her legs spread?

Nothing like looking at the world through rose colored glasses.

carebearloves's picture

i stated the truth about the video!

snowpiece's picture

holy shit carebearloves, you are out of control. you can't SAY shit like that. Or, I forgot, your parents were too busy teaching you to BE HAPPY to bother with anything else.

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"

carebearloves's picture

parissucksliterally... can you please change your picture.. it just makes you look sad.. use a picture of a funny monkey or whatever on google search images. but you dont use that one.