Monday, December 29th 2008
An International Emergency!
Why the fuck in skank disease hell isn't there a Hazmat tent over Wonky McValtrex because of that sore on her lip. For those of us not in Australia at the moment, we still have time to take shelter in our anti-Wonky safe houses, before the skank fumes seeping out of her sore make it to us. Sadly, those in Australia better head to the nearest free clinic, because you might have been infected with the wonk just by breathing in the same air as her. You'll know you've been diseased by Parasite when you're eye starts going wonky and your genitals start foaming at the mouth.
Here's the nasty piece of trash with her fake BFF terrorizing Australia while going to dinner today and shopping for fugly shit yesterday.
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:41pm.
no im not paris.. im a fan or something else and im not pretending to be paris. and she was not raist all she said was jokes like yea were like two black men who steal.
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NO. On VIDEO she says, and I QUOTE:
-"we are like two niggers" (when she and Nicky are attempting to dance)
-she refers to an Asian guy as "the chink over there"
- also calls a girl a "broke ass bitch from Compton"
wake the FUCK UP you STUPID BITCH. This is NO person to model yourself after. Pull your head out from up your fucking ass!
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See what you give is just what you get, I know it hasn't hit you yet;
Now I don't mean to get you upset, but every cause has an effect
- Lauryn Hill "Superstar"
Have fun at the Mall!
im getting off for awhile. i have to go out with my friend. we are going to go do somethings fun. ttyl.
Get some therapy. Shit!
im not saying who i am. and onch has a soul. he was sweet and fun. but sometimes he's weird. and vanessa isnt a stalker she just really did care about paris it was hard to decide if brittany or vanessa should win. cause they both cared and they were both real friends. i love them both. they both have good hearts.
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:41pm.
I love how you're trying to make it better by saying "black men" when you KNOW that's not the term she used.
Are you that psycho creepy Asian guy with no soul?
Submitted by Lory on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:40pm.
Yup, Paris is in da house. She used to post when dlisted started.
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And clearly she didn't get the 'eff oh' memo.
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Own it like a strap-on.
No, Paris is a lot OLDER than 22.
if carebearloves isn't paris, then it's bff brittany or one of the other stupid sluts that lost the show. probably the psycho stalker one that cried all the time. (yeah, i saw a few eppies. please shoot me now.)
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"Shut up and deal with it! Now pass me the boxed wine!" -MK 8/20/08
no im not paris.. im a fan or something else and im not pretending to be paris. and she was not raist all she said was jokes like yea were like two black men who steal. nothing like black people should get out off americia or you know what i mean. shes friends with alot of black ppl. one time she tried coke. some ppl just want to experience it.. not like she does it anymore!
Yup, Paris is in da house. She used to post when dlisted started.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:37pm.
Oh we would, huh? well now it all makes sense that one of the Kardashian whores would defend Paris.
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:33pm.
sorry, but if you need a reality show to find a bff, then you have some serious issues. all of which have been obviously pointed out and don't need to be reiterated.
and brittany and paris aren't real friends. paris used the show and brittany for publicity (ie: famewhoring). brittany is using paris for a recording contract and to boost her own fame. the other stupid sluts used the show for their desperate 15 minutes.
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"Shut up and deal with it! Now pass me the boxed wine!" -MK 8/20/08
oh that commericial! all she did was wash a car in a swimsuit and take a bite of a cheeseburger. there was nothing wrong with that! it was cute. nothing inappropriate. there was no humping.its called a bikini or a swimsuit not strings.
Personally, I think it's a really, really sad thing that so many foolios have been duped into actually BELIEVING these shows. If you don't understand that Paris Hilton is a coke-snorting, bed-hopping, materialistic racist cunt who parties too much, then there's something WRONG WITH YOU.
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:35pm.
its none of your buisness if i ever contact paris okay. if i told you you would ask me about the experience then you would know who i am.. im not doing that all im doing is defending someone i care about..
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I GET IT! YOU'RE PARIS!
Everything makes sense now.
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its none of your buisness if i ever contact paris okay. if i told you you would ask me about the experience then you would know who i am.. im not doing that all im doing is defending someone i care about..
honey, TELEVISION IS NOT REAL
see, this used to be clear to folks. I miss the days when kids watched the bloodhound gang. actually no one ever watched that show.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:29pm.
No i need real news not made up. that never happened. your just trying to make things up to make her look bad.
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That is real news. The commercial was banned for being too provocative.
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Submitted by missy on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:33pm.
i'd say more like stalk her.
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"Shut up and deal with it! Now pass me the boxed wine!" -MK 8/20/08
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:29pm.
Are you saying the Carl's Jr. ads where she's dressed in a string and sliding around on a soapy car like a porn star in a bad wig never really happened?
i did watch the bff show. all the episodes. she had to do the things on there to find out if those girls were her real bffs. now brittany and her do everything togther and if you go on mtv.com the bff site she still spends time with the others. but she kept her promise she said she would spend time with her new bff and she did. she had to make sure the girls werent using her. that they cared about her not her money. brittany is having a good time with her.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:30pm.
Um, no. YOU can actually form complete sentences.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:30pm.
What is going on here? I hear spelling insults and jokes about community college.....
I am a bad speller and I went to community college (for one semester but still) should I be offended?
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Do you know the difference between "your" and "you're"???
If so you are fine.
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:25pm.
Ironically, you seem pretty similar to Casey. I bet she liked Paris Hilton, too.
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:19pm.
spreading your legs is not a paris pose! that was just a sad tape from a scumbag i hate for ruining her life like that. she was never like that ever. he most likely put a sex drug in her drink
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whats a sex drug????? sounds right up my alley! thought I tried em all....
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
What is going on here? I hear spelling insults and jokes about community college.....
I am a bad speller and I went to community college (for one semester but still) should I be offended?
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Christmas is over :(
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:25pm.
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:20pm.
And you're right! A sweet smile with a hand on her hip was exactly what she was doing when she was humping the car and blowing the burger on the Carl's Jr ads.
No i need real news not made up. that never happened. your just trying to make things up to make her look bad.
its a hand on the hip with a bright smile standing at the red carpet..
losers
oh goody
HERP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by missy on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:27pm.
AW i missed all the fun!! you guys were all hiding behind paris' giant HERP SORE!!!!!!!!!!!
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C'mon in missy, the spelling's bad and the pus is warm!
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:19pm.
dude, really? do you honestly think that she was given sex drugs to be coerced into having sex on tape, and she was "not like that - ever"? and who are you that you are so HELLBENT on defending her? do you think that she would give two fucks in a bucket about you? if you were in a crowd creaming (typo, it stays) her name, she'd ignore you entirely.
she's a famewhore that doesn't give a fuck about anyone but herself. did you WATCH the stupid bff show? those assholes wanted to be her friend and did retarded things for it, and she could give a fuck. and yet you sit her and say how great she is. yeah. nice idol you got yourself.
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"Shut up and deal with it! Now pass me the boxed wine!" -MK 8/20/08
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:23pm.
If you knew how to spell, it wouldn't take any effort to do so while typing.
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Who knew fast typing meant you had an out to not knowing the difference between 'your' and 'you're' or even 'their' and 'there'? One of life's many secrets.
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the only time someone deserves to die is if they kill someone else. PARIS NEVER KILLED ANYONE.. theres more serious criminals out there. like Casey Anthony! paris is nothing like that. and theres whores on adult channel who know they are being filmed and do it for money. all paris did was have sex with her then-boyfriend. who secretly taped her. GAWD i hate him for it. she went to catholic school as a child she would never harm anyone. hate on casey anthony.. shes a fucking bitch.
THERE YOU GO NOW YOU HAVE A REAL CRIMINAL..
not paris.
Her feet are so big and she is so tall, she has to spread her legs from time to time to get her center of gravity back.
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:20pm.
Well no one ever claimed we actually know how to teach our children anything in this country. *sigh*
And you're right! A sweet smile with a hand on her hip was exactly what she was doing when she was humping the car and blowing the burger on the Carl's Jr ads.
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:20pm.
my english grade was a 96 by the way at the end of 12th grade. you dont know anything about me. loser. its called fast typing and just getting this down. i know how to spell.. just i dont want to.
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I know with an IQ of 85 it's hard to fathom that there are people out there who are actually more intelligent than you, but please try to understand that.
You DON'T know how to spell, and I'm willing to bet you couldn't write an entire paragraph on your own that didn't consist of at least 5 grammatical errors and 10 punctuation errors. Don't even try with that 96 in English bullshit.
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Own it like a strap-on.
If you knew how to spell, it wouldn't take any effort to do so while typing.
PSL!!!!!!!!!! I need you and your avvie to prove to ms. carebear that Paris poses with her legs spread!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:16pm.
im only saying mean things to you cause you are being sick to paris and i never said anything as near as bad as you said about paris. your the one whose gone too far. someone on here wished her a death threat and i would never do that to you or anyone ever. even if i did meet them. no one derserves to die not even paris.
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I'm sorry, what did you say? I'm too busy trying to read your second grade English skills.
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my english grade was a 96 by the way at the end of 12th grade. you dont know anything about me. loser. its called fast typing and just getting this down. i know how to spell.. just i dont want to.
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:16pm.
HONEY.
Please join the real world with the adults. There are a shitload of people who deserve to die, and as soon as you realize that cold hard fact, you can also confront the fact that you are totally ignorant and need to learn YOUR from YOU'RE. Christ!! The world isn't all puppies and kittens! Paris is a WHORE. The biggest one next to Jodie Marsh the world has EVER SEEN. If she's not a whore, who is??! Seriously, you really, really need a reality check, and an EDUCATION. Although at this point, you may be looking at community college. Luckily they do teach classes for people who can't pass English 101 there.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:15pm.
I know I misspell things on occassion, but to fuck up your and you're at 22 years old.
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Misspelling "you're" is one of my biggest pet peeves. Because I see it ALL THE FREAKING TIME and from people of all ages! Makes me want to smack someone over the head! Repeatedly!
spreading your legs is not a paris pose! that was just a sad tape from a scumbag i hate for ruining her life like that. she was never like that ever. he most likely put a sex drug in her drink. ppl think they will get one night and paris and they dont cause she is not a whore. the pose is a hand on the hip with a cheerful smile and i dont need to pratice that.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 2:12pm.
Carebear's Senior Year Report Card:
English: F
How to Dress Like a Slut 101: A+
Remedial Math: D
Reality Television: A+
Thong Showing: A+
Bullshit: A+
Magazine Reading: B
Biology: B+ (includes blow job credit)
Tanning: A
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Ahahhahhhahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Thong showing and reality TV. Blow job credit. Oh hell Stoney, that made my day.
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im only saying mean things to you cause you are being sick to paris and i never said anything as near as bad as you said about paris. your the one whose gone too far. someone on here wished her a death threat and i would never do that to you or anyone ever. even if i did meet them. no one derserves to die not even paris.
Just what we need, a bunch of uneducated bleeeding hearts.
Fucktard.
I know I misspell things on occassion, but to fuck up your and you're at 22 years old.
You must have spent too much time spreading your legs in the bathroom stall practicing your "Paris poses" instead of going to your english classes.
Carebear's Senior Year Report Card:
English: F
How to Dress Like a Slut 101: A+
Remedial Math: D
Reality Television: A+
Thong Showing: A+
Bullshit: A+
Magazine Reading: B
Biology: B+ (includes blow job credit)
Tanning: A