Tuesday, December 30th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 29th!
Daddy Spears figured the best way to keep Britney away from the wheel is to move the party to the backseat. - Mary Read
Runners-up:
In a last ditch effort to sell cars, Ford releases the Fratmobile: Have you Druck Driven a Ford Lately? - Starvis
Absolut zeroes. - jiggywiddit
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 4:33pm.
It's disturbing how validating it feels to be honored in this way.
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jiggy I feel you! the one time I won I was so damn proud and excited I felt like a huge tard.
but now from the outside looking in, Id say just go with it!!!!!
(hey sweeeeeet-asss!!♥)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
jiggywiddit congrats! I know, I ran around telling everyone and they were like "Uh, yeah, whatever" LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:12pm.
*MWAH*
It's disturbing how validating it feels to be honored in this way.
*looks around*
I truly did used to have a life...
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
Yay winners!! jiggywiddit, that was my fave - LMFAO! B)
Congrats funny buggers!
(Side note: to the person who criticized my previous CT win, I didn’t knowingly post a caption that, as you indicated, had been used before in a card. I was doing my usual ‘word association’ when that popped into my head and I posted it immediately...done innocently, but sorry if I offended all the same.)
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
CONGRATS!! Ya'll are some truly funny sluts up in here!
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A website dedicated to a badass dead moth:
www.ergyled.blogspot.com
Congratulations funny hwores! ♥
Congrats Mary Read, Starvis and Jiggywiddit!
Congrats winners!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Congrats winners !!! :)
great one Jiggy ! I didn't see that one in the thread, but genius!
bleh
hahahah
good one jiggy
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Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock
Congratulations to all!
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The real winners, though, are the lucky women who get to date these hunky beefcakes.
ted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:41pm.
blushes
ty :)
Vehicle comes with free Darwin Award
All aboard Doucheneyland's Spaced Mountain!
"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
Even the wiggers are going "green" with their douchenol hybrid babe-mobile.
SUPOIB!!!!
Submitted by Killam All on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:19pm.
Godspeed, Virgins!
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:24pm.
Michael K's fantasy ambulance.
Fantastique!!!! Hahahahahaha!!!! :)
Get outta my bar, get into my dreams.
Behold the Lohan Brigade: a group of stalkers who have successfully developed the perfect mechanism to entice Lindsay into their car for a little S&M!
the spears boys and k-fed headed to applebees to celebrate alimony
Tim Tebow. Gators. Future Hall of Famer
CoyoteFuglyMobile
Subaru Forester Dlisted Edition
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Behold the Douchemobile!
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If you run, you'll only die tired.
Jamie Kennedy stars in Cocktail II! The ride of a lifetime!
You better put the top up before you drive past the Betty Ford Clinic
In a relentless effort to revive his stagnant career, Jamie Kennedy decided to kill two birds with one stone by simultaneously auditioning for Tool Academy and Pimp My Ride.
Lohan Family Truckster.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
So what if Pimp was rollin' his Grandma's VDub Cabbie? OG knows the juice that makes the honeys loose! After all, it worked for Grandpa!
V-Fly knew he was ready...Empress of Lucite and Chicken Cutlets-WATCH OUT!
The sad part is...I actually own this car. I didn't get the upgrade for the GLX package-little did I know.
The best part comes when they hit the breaks and the car explodes.
This douche`bag doesn't even look old enuf to drink, let alone, drive.
Excuse me officer, Is this what an open container LQQKS like?
Drinking and driving is illegal, ya know!! Where's a fucking cop when you need one?
B-Rad rollin in his Barrari Docciatura
Douchebuggy.
Jizz Piv had everyone fooled. By driving a Mercury he could call it Mercury Poisoning...
Seriously.... any retard that looks like that driving a Cabriolet is totally queer...
Introducing VW's first gay bar on wheels... The Carbi-HO.
If this ride's a rockin'... you should actually come knockin' because someone's probably getting date raped up in here. Holla!
~rollin' with my guidos~
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~~not quite a Britaloonie~~
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS."-ShamWow Vince
In L.A., this is totally worth the 27 mins you'll spend in jail.
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~~not quite a Britaloonie~~
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
"YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE MY NUTS."-ShamWow Vince
Brody Jenner is taking "bromance" to the next level
Back to the Future 4- Marty teams with Doc once again: This time he's traveling to 1999 to stop his son from creating the Douchemachine.
SamRo having the Car Bar tested in an attempt to get Lohan back to being a gayelle...
Well, I finally understand the Hogans' car woes.
Jamie Kenneedy films his sequel to "Malibu's Most Wanted"... "Malibu's Most Retarded."
The only car Lindsay Lohan liked too much to crash!
Wondering what to get that "man on the go" for Christmas this year?
Future Darwin Award Winners Parade