Tuesday, December 30th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 29th!
Daddy Spears figured the best way to keep Britney away from the wheel is to move the party to the backseat. - Mary Read
Runners-up:
In a last ditch effort to sell cars, Ford releases the Fratmobile: Have you Druck Driven a Ford Lately? - Starvis
Absolut zeroes. - jiggywiddit
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Malibu represent!
....ever been to an "all inclusive" resort in Cabo?...
Pucker isn't only what they're drinking, it's what my asshole did when I saw this picture of a car full of douchebags.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:06pm.
Chile, pleez, how's a ho supposed to compete with your funny self.
*tears up latest entry*
I defer to the master...
xo
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
Not to be outdone by mobile methlabs, ShamWow has released the new Mobile Booze Lab. If you order now, you will receive this carload of douches ABSOLUTELY FREE!
Submitted by Killam All on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:19pm.
Godspeed, Virgins!
DING! DING! We have a winnah!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I think that's cherry liqueur....suave!
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 5:24pm.
Michael K's fantasy ambulance.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jamie Kennedy is gone too far with this Malibu Most Wanted 2 flick...
Ridin' Dirty!
Michael K's fantasy ambulance.
The greatest threat to safety on American highways is no longer a Hogan behind the wheel.
I <3 MK
Rollin' with their vinegar and water: the douchebag express...
Los Angeles introduces its new paramedics service in light of the budget crisis.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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13 years into the future, Britney teaches her boys how to drive....
www.myspace.com/lowenbad
Prince Hot Ginge takes his new christmas present for a ride :)
Godspeed, Virgins!
If you can't make the party, no worries because Sham-Wow brings the party to you!
Dudes -- When I get my Cabriolet up to 88 miles per hour, this version of the flux capacitor generates 1.21 Wiggerwatts!
So much for Celebrity Rehab working for Sean Stewart.
Business in the front, party in the back.
"Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin zone"
Little Douche Coupe
Barron Hilton takes to the streets in his family's specially commissioned student driver vehicle.
Petey, Dominic and Gino knew just right amount of alcohol to make the distance from Point Pleasant to Seaside Heights.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Gimp my Pride
Little douche Coupe
You don't know what I got
Little douche Coupe
You don't know what I got
Well I'm frickin' tool, babe, but don't put me down.
I think that I'm cool, but I look like a clown.
Trying to pick up chicks, with the promise of drinks,
Got busted and spent Spring Break in the clink.
She's my little douche coupe
You don't know what I got
(My little douche coupe)
(You don't know what I got)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Where do I get one?
The boozemobile is so much funner than the ice cream man!
Jamie Kennedy on his way to pick up Ashton Kutcher in the has-been edition of "Pimp My Ride."
The all new Volkswagen Deutsche:
What better way to say go to jail or die to your redheaded stepchild.
Embattled American car manufacturers introduce their latest model: the Douchemobile.
Nick Hogan can still hitch a ride with the friends he hasn't permanently disabled . . .yet,
The auto execs head back to Washington for more bailout money - again without the private jets!
After his release from prison, Nick Hogan started a driving school. The rest will be history
Damn, Seth left his retainer on top of the booze.. hit the brakes SCREECH
Malibu's Most Douchey.
"Watch this shit..."
Really not much has changed for Federline after all...
Nick Hogan gets a new ride.
putting the bar back in rollbar
Bronx Mowgli's college road trip, 2028
What's that last bottle? Looks like Rocky Horror Picture Show liquor or something....Unfortunately I don't think these guy are that cool though.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
It's all fun and games until the bottle breaks inside your ass.
Malibu's most unwanted.......
Do you really want to hurt me?
Do you really want to pull my ass lips up and over my head and then slap the shit out of my testicles?
Do you really want to make me cry?
and they probably pulled into a Sonic....
Following another lull in his career, Jamie Kennedy was psyched to be back on the set of Malibu's Most Wanted 2: Back in the Habit.
Trying to catch me riding douchey
Moonshining was never the same after the wiggers....
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"