Tuesday, December 30th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For December 29th!
Daddy Spears figured the best way to keep Britney away from the wheel is to move the party to the backseat. - Mary Read
Runners-up:
In a last ditch effort to sell cars, Ford releases the Fratmobile: Have you Druck Driven a Ford Lately? - Starvis
Absolut zeroes. - jiggywiddit
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and blasting out of the speakers...."Gin and Juice"
Daddy Spears figured the best way to keep Britney away from the wheel is to move the party to the backseat.
Laugh nasty at http://readmaryread.wordpress.com
The MINI COOPER-CANCUN EDITION makes it's American debut at DOUCHEFEST '08
Mitch and his Jew fro took it totally the wrong way when his dad talked to him about raising the bar on his hopes for the future.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Driving all night my hands yanking my dick.
Radar love.
JJ and SPF Spring Break 2035.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
"The Jamie Kennedy Bar Experiment."
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"
Wonky is gonna be PISSED when she realizes she coulda got this on her new pink Bentley.
Cringe drinking becomes a problem in America's upper middle class suburbs.
Happy 21st Birthday Michael Jr.!! Love Mom, Lindsay, Samantha and Ali
Ah, yes the booze bottles deftly hide the
"KICK ME" sign on his back, brilliant.
"They took the bar !! The WHOLE FUCKING BAR !!"
Jamie Kennedy's newest Experiment
TWO CHOICES:
1. SPEND THE CASH ON AMY WHINO PIMPING MY RIDE
2. HAVE THE RHINOPLASTY
BAD CHOICE DUDE.
Tara Reid pimps her ride.
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Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. (SJ)
yes, dude, no matter how much booze you strap to the rollbar, driving a Cabriolet still makes you look like a fag.
Ladies and gentlemen, step up to see the one and only twat who still wears a visor. And on his feet? Crocs!
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
An ingenius way of turning a rollbar into a Rolling Bar
Rollin' large in the BARge.
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
Billy Joel's wet dream come to life
Absolut zeroes.
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
They see me rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin nerdy
Tryin to catch me ridin nerdy
Tryin to catch me ridin nerdy
Tryin to catch me ridin nerdy
Tryin to catch me ridin nerdy
My visor's so rad
I'm bangin'
They hopin that they gon catch me ridin nerdy
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
Booze Cruise.
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I swear, some people should not be allowed to leave the comfort of their own padded room.-MK
Twat a hot car!
Dlisted Exclusive: a photo of paramedics in route to Chyna’s home this weekend after the former “tranny” I mean wrestler, practically OD near a glory hole.
Mel Gibson's drivers are getting younger every year!
I thought LeBeef wasn't s'posed to drive any more.
Nick Hogan decided shotgun was a better seat in this ride... No blood on the hands this time.
The Mark Ronson 'Wino'-mobile - More hits like 'Rehab' to come...
Ryan O'Neil's kids heading home for the holidays!
Douche bags gone wild!
Woooooooo!
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Please don't breed or buy, while shelter animals die. Opt to adopt.
Unable to leave work behind: Michael K & friends in California over the holidays.
"Dude we are late, we were supposed to pick up the Justin Timberlake concert tickets an hour ago."
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"Hey, good looking. We'll be back to pick you up later."
Oh look, three douchey drinks for three douchey chumps.
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
Just a couple of white chicks airing out the butt-plugs!
The alcohol was cool, but it wasn't until he added the Mr. Microphone and batman underoos that Nick Hogan was able to perfect his "Babe magnet."
"Dudes, keep your eyes peeled for a blonde in a pink Bentley, that's our dates!"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I CAN HAZ LOLO!?!?!? :(
Nerd Alert!
Hic....hic....hic....hicCOP!!!!!!
The Geek Squad races to make a Hogan house call.
Douchey wife beaters $9.99
Douchey chains $99.99
Douchey car bar $999.99
Hot cougar checking out the Douches: Priceless
Even Latarian didn't want anything to do with these HOOD-Douche-Rats!
Treble Twat please Barman!
Oh my god, it's B-Rad from Malibu's Most Wanted and the Back Street Boys circa 1999!! Back Streets Back, ALRIGHT!!
Like, seriously, Dude. Like, I mean, you know, I, like, drive better when I'm drunk, man.
I'd like to see Nick Hogan talk his way out of THIS one.
OffT: that has got to be the STUPIDEST look on a face EVER!
Thanks to all of you that voted for me.. now it's "wait and see" as to who the winner is!
Thanks again!!!
The DoucheMobile puts the GoombaMobile to shame.
In a last ditch effort to sell cars, Ford releases the Fratmobile: Have you Druck Driven a Ford Lately?