Drew Barrymore Is Not A Slut, Has A New Piece
I read this story about Drew Barrymore's new piece on UsWeekly and decided to glance at the comments. It seems that some think that Drew is the whore of Hollywood because she's fucked around with a few guys. I have this argument all the time on what constitutes a real big slut. From what I know, Drew isn't a member of the slut club. She's probably dated or effed a handful of dudes in the past year. That isn't slutty! That's kind of pilgrim-ish actually! So how do you know if you're a big whore? Well, let's walk away from Drew for a bit so that I can give you an example:
One time I went out on a blind date with some dude. Now before I even laid eyes on him, I decided I would do sex to him because I was feeling "needy" that night. So I finally met up with him and the dude was fugly with a capital F-U-G-L-Y. And he fucking smelled like cheese butter. You know when the sweat collects under the fat rolls and creates butter? That's what the bitch smelled like. He didn't even have a good personality. He barely talked and was really shy. Even though he was a damn troll with the personality of a lima bean, I never once considered not doing sexy times with him. I mean, I had to hold my nose while we were doing it, because he smelled so rancid.Only after it was all said and jizzed did I sort of regret it, but then I just shrugged it off because I got mine. When you'll screw someone who makes you dry heave, that's when you pretty much know you are a big slut with no self-respect. Yay for sluts!
Okay, back to Drew, who is not a slut. UsWeekly says she's boinking Jason Segel from Forgetting Sarah Marshall and How I Met Your Mother. TMZ has a video of them singing "Rainbow Connection" during karaoke night at the Brass Monkey Bar in L.A. A source said, "Drew and Jason were obviously dating because they were kissing and touching each other throughout the night."
Another source said that Drew and Jason are pretty casual. They are just "friends with benefits." Wait. She has friends with benefits? SLUT! No, I'm joking.
Drew seems to have a type. She likes the dudes who giggle and cracks jokes while you're blowing them. Tom Green, The Mac Dude and Jason Segel all seem the type to break into stand up while fucking. So Jason and Drew make sense to me. And since we're talking about Jason Segel, a while ago Defamer posted a picture of what they said is his penis. Holler if you see it. I'm still looking for it, because I see no peen there.
And here's Drew doing her worst SamRo impression in L.A. the other day.
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She was pretty slutty in the 90s. I watched he E! True Hollywood Story. Slut!
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Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?
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I have a fin that says that the troll she fucked was probably thinkin, "Gawd what a douche" while he was banging on her!
I like Drew. She seems to come across like a nice person, and seems comfortable in her own skin. I don't consider Drew a slut-she can't compare to someone like Sienna Miller. IMO, Sienna defines the word slut.
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I heard the wedding cake was actually a big brownie.
Mmmm, brownie…………
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Edit: I intended to post in the 'stoner' thread but got it wrong, how appropriate.
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I don't think Drew is slutty. She actually dates the guys before screwing them. And even if she is slutty... at least she's likeable unlike some other skanks of hollywood.
As for her new boytoy... I love him too. Love How I Met Your Mother and the small role he played in Knocked Up.
Didn't really enjoy Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but I guess if you wanted to see his beef stick, it's the movie for you.
she bugs the sh*t outta me plus my bf thinks she's the hotness so....LOL
as for her men, MK is sooooo right, she really sticks to a type. Maybe she and Cammie should just get married.
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
stan: i hate the lisp but I still like her...lol
strange indeed
Last time I checked, I didn't own Drew Barrymore's vagina. She can go fuck any Dick, Joe or Susan she wants (heard she's bi). LOL!
What can I say about Drew? She's her mother's daughter. Jade Barrymore is a nut job and like the saying goes. The apple does not fall far from the tree.
Hope she finds the right man/woman for her. I happen to like her strangely enough. Maybe it's the lisp. LOL.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Drew really has a thing for low rent second rate comedians.
Maybe is an exchange of sex & they can ride her coat tail of fame?
She does look good in the pix above.
As much as i hate drew, i really don't think shes slutty at all. She dated someone for a little bit and was single for a while and now shes dating someone again. I really dont see what the fuss is all about. Yes, shes been in the dating scene for years but that doesnt mean shes slutty, i think shes a pretty normal single woman in her 30s.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Oh yeah,and speaking of Drew (I almost forgot *boinks myself in the head with my hand*), People might perceive her as slutty but I think she just goes with the flow. More like a New Age hippie type. She does her own thing, silly spontaneous stuff but she seems more tame and real than some of the other skankamuffins.
Talk about slutty times! The 70's were a fun slutfest fer sure.
Bondagebarbie scribbled ".... a handful of guys in a year is still a lot... I have been with 5 in my entire life!"
Curious on which side of 30 you are on. I'm on the other side of 30, and burned thru 5 guys between the ages of 15-19. The grand total is somewhere around 15. Booty calls and relationships included.
Glad I grew up when there wasn't such stupidity as virginity pledges. Dealing with first timers is tedious.
If that makes me a ho.... :)
Payday came and with it beer.
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Provolone,
Well, riddle me perplexed. I totally took you for a DICK and Jane type?
I sowwy. My bad. ;p
The brain is a sex organ?? That explains why white gooey stuff comes out of my ears after reading Cat in The Hat.
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she only fucks the 3rd rate comedian/actor of the time.... weird. skank.
BlueOrchid on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:47pm.
I love that flower picture, she really looks beautiful
yes i must admit, i am also a drew fan. no mattter what.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:51am.
Hi, IG. Remember not to peak too soon before Amateur Night. You've been training for this night all year. That is all.
TV, I lika you like you like a me like we like a both the same?
I like you. You lika me. I want to know your nameeeeeee?
Name that movie!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:51am.
And it's not the size of the wand that pulls the rabbit out of the hat, it's the magic of the performer. Unless you're Criss Angel. He sucks.
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Submitted by . on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:48am.
Sorry to inflate ya'll
but the brain is the biggest sexual organ.
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ewww, don't send me your sex tape
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
All I have to add to this conversation is that it's not the meat, it's the motion.
That is all.
Sorry to inflate ya'll
but the brain is the biggest sexual organ.
Ta dahhhhhhhh!
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*bows politely*
Submitted by No Words on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:29am.
I agree, I'm a HUUUUGE dick, yet I have no idea what I'm doing.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Own up MK, this blind date with the cheese guy was last fucking night...
This "I have to have a guy with a huge cock or I am just not SATISFIED" crap really pisses me off. Geez...some of us like normal-sized dicks. And frankly, it's all technique.
I hate it when MK links to some dick pics and one or two always say..."but it's so small....I need a BIG ONE!!!!! Waaaa!!!!!"
It doesn't make you a hottie, it makes you shallow and pedestrian.
*rant over*
Sluttiness has it's time and place. The back seat of my SUV right after closing time, for instance.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Wow. The clit just left the building and the fat lady cried. lol
Sorry but bigus dickus is not a guaranteed orgasm. If you know your body well enough you know you don't need a boot up your baby maker.
Submitted by Candy on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:15pm.
Candy, how do you find a guy with such a giant joint? It must involve a lot of trial and error, right? What if the guy is amazing in all other areas of life, including sex, but he has a lesser joint? Would you still boot him? Ordinarily I'd think my questions were too personal, but not the way this topic has been going. :)
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Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. (SJ)
I have a soft spot for Drew. I like her and I don't care if she's a slut.
I like drew. she is enjoyable to watch in movies and she seems to be a nice person. I don't know if she is "a slut," but I don't think of her as one.
I have seen her mom on the howard stern show. oh my god!! also, what is slutty for hollywood?
I think drew always wants to have a boyfriend, but that's not a bad thing.
ohh forgot to add, to me, a slut is someone that debases themselves simply for attention, ala Paris, or that selfishly uses sex to further themselves at the expense of others: (see, Sienna Angie Joe, and other skanks who persue married men because they can). Liking sex, and having friends with benefits, or hitting some "number" a slut does not make
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
I rather like her..she looks stunning in that pic. As someone else said, she's not married, there are no kids at home being neglected because their mom wants to get laid, and she's not had great luck in relationships...so why not be a serial monogamist?
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Sluttiness is okay in and of itself, but I've generally found that most sluts do not set limits on their skankiness. For example, many don't mind spreading their whoriness to married men. (See: Sienna Miller, Angie Jo Voight, Jennifer Lopez...hell, I'm sure Parisite fits in that category as well). Therefore, I've concluded that sluts have a difficult time with self-control and that is why I don't give them a free pass on all-out sluttiness. They go dick-crazy!
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:06pm.
Drew is not a slut. She's just a free spirit, and small-minded people have to put those in a box.
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Word! I love Drew. She seems very down-to-earth to me.
::channels Stewie Griffin::
Well, then. Perhaps you and the likes of mullet wearing Michelle Duggar should compare whose vah-jay-jay is more stretched out and expansive. HA!
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I have a tight pussy. Ever hear of Keigel exercise?? A big dck does not stretch your pussy. It fills it up and satifies it. Ever heard of a dick making a pussy drip? That's what a big dick does waaay before you even cum. No weeny man can do that
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Drew is not a slut. She's just a free spirit, and small-minded people have to put those in a box.
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Now THOSE are some daises that James Haven wouldn't mind pickin'!
Don't tell Angie. She hates Drew. Angie and BillyBob were at a party. James Haven was the waiter at the affair. Drew was all over BillyBob like a cheap suit! Angie was mad and told James Haven to do something.
James Haven doesn't like to see Angie mad so as he walked past Drew he "accidently" dropped the Humis dip on her head. It did not good. Drew let BillyBob lick the Humis off her head. Nasty!
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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:26pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:11pm.
If you're a whore for all the right reasons, then your skank ass is aight wif me...
So you do like Paris Hilton?...damn, now I am confused!:)
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Paris Hilton is FAME WHORE...not the right reason to be a whore...a real whore just wants some NASTAY...no, fame needed, just some NASTAY....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:11pm.
If you're a whore for all the right reasons, then your skank ass is aight wif me...
So you do like Paris Hilton?...damn, now I am confused!:)
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Candy on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:08pm.
That's a small penis and for those who criticize women who like big dicks, I say there's nothing like stuffing an 11-13 inch cock in your mouth before and after its been in your pussy that's used to big, thick, juicy mandingo dicks. I don't date weeny men.
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::channels Stewie Griffin::
Well, then. Perhaps you and the likes of mullet wearing Michelle Duggar should compare whose vah-jay-jay is more stretched out and expansive. HA!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:50pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:14pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:11pm.
If you're a whore for all the right reasons, then your skank ass is aight wif me...
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And, those reasons would be ...
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Gettin' fucked, sucked, licked and dicked...cuz a bitch feel like it...;-)
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Ahhhh. The good things in life!
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Drew doesn't bother me, I remember seeing a biography of her when she was out of the Hollywood scene, she had to work at a record store to make ends meet, she was broke.
The photo of her man though, that needed to be a caption this photo.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:14pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:11pm.
If you're a whore for all the right reasons, then your skank ass is aight wif me...
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And, those reasons would be ...
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Gettin' fucked, sucked, licked and dicked...cuz a bitch feel like it...;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I love that flower picture, she really looks beautiful.
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
Does her chin weigh more than her head? I think it is possible.
Fuck of Drew.
I do not mind Drew, but that is her figure in photo shop dream land.
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That's a bad shot. I think anyone who's seen FSM knows his peen doesn't look like that.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 7:33pm.
idk, i think they make a cute couple.
At least she ain't breaking up a marriage and adopting kids.
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Hahahaha!!!
i say embrace your sluttiness if you're a slut...that's obviously what drew's talent is...wasn't drew was singing karaoke with that dude from gossip girl a few months ago...drew can't be left alone for long without some dick...we all know that...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
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