Drew Barrymore Is Not A Slut, Has A New Piece
I read this story about Drew Barrymore's new piece on UsWeekly and decided to glance at the comments. It seems that some think that Drew is the whore of Hollywood because she's fucked around with a few guys. I have this argument all the time on what constitutes a real big slut. From what I know, Drew isn't a member of the slut club. She's probably dated or effed a handful of dudes in the past year. That isn't slutty! That's kind of pilgrim-ish actually! So how do you know if you're a big whore? Well, let's walk away from Drew for a bit so that I can give you an example:
One time I went out on a blind date with some dude. Now before I even laid eyes on him, I decided I would do sex to him because I was feeling "needy" that night. So I finally met up with him and the dude was fugly with a capital F-U-G-L-Y. And he fucking smelled like cheese butter. You know when the sweat collects under the fat rolls and creates butter? That's what the bitch smelled like. He didn't even have a good personality. He barely talked and was really shy. Even though he was a damn troll with the personality of a lima bean, I never once considered not doing sexy times with him. I mean, I had to hold my nose while we were doing it, because he smelled so rancid.Only after it was all said and jizzed did I sort of regret it, but then I just shrugged it off because I got mine. When you'll screw someone who makes you dry heave, that's when you pretty much know you are a big slut with no self-respect. Yay for sluts!
Okay, back to Drew, who is not a slut. UsWeekly says she's boinking Jason Segel from Forgetting Sarah Marshall and How I Met Your Mother. TMZ has a video of them singing "Rainbow Connection" during karaoke night at the Brass Monkey Bar in L.A. A source said, "Drew and Jason were obviously dating because they were kissing and touching each other throughout the night."
Another source said that Drew and Jason are pretty casual. They are just "friends with benefits." Wait. She has friends with benefits? SLUT! No, I'm joking.
Drew seems to have a type. She likes the dudes who giggle and cracks jokes while you're blowing them. Tom Green, The Mac Dude and Jason Segel all seem the type to break into stand up while fucking. So Jason and Drew make sense to me. And since we're talking about Jason Segel, a while ago Defamer posted a picture of what they said is his penis. Holler if you see it. I'm still looking for it, because I see no peen there.
And here's Drew doing her worst SamRo impression in L.A. the other day.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:15pm.
But when the cage design let it run around the zoo and put all kinds of peeps at risk, the zoo's in trouble.
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True. But, if those brats hadn't teased and tormented Tatiana would she have leapt out of her area? Tough question.
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She's been whoring it up since she was 12 I'm surprised she's still alive.
Didn't she break up with Mac Dude on the "advice of her psychic"?
Masturbation leads to hairy palms. So I guess being a slutty ho bag is better.
Can you imagine shaking a hairy palm hand?
But you can imagine puttin a clothspin on your nose and inwardly cringing at a smelly troll just to get your shit off.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:08pm.
Lots of sympathy here for the Tatiana. The jury may actually favor the zoo.
Thanks. Will each side bring in giant blowups of the tiger and kids before and after? My feeling is, if the escaped tiger had only threatened or eaten the kids, that's one thing. But when the cage design let it run around the zoo and put all kinds of peeps at risk, the zoo's in trouble.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:11pm.
If you're a whore for all the right reasons, then your skank ass is aight wif me...
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And, those reasons would be ...
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If you're a whore for all the right reasons, then your skank ass is aight wif me...
Excuse me DListers, I'm going to eat my first vegetarian meal...Yeah, I managed to score some brain dead folks before they pulled the plug on they asses and sent them to the morgue, so now, I'll know what all those vegetarian whores is talking about....Oh, and vegetarians welcome to my semi-annual pot luck...Yeah, I plan to freeze some of these vegetables for later use...
BBL...
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:54pm.
The City just might. There all kinds of posters and signs at the zoo as memorials for Tatiana. In fact, one artist sculpted a memorial for Tatiana that stands part way up Telegraph Hill.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/12/25/BARV14VA0G.D...
Lots of sympathy here for the Tatiana. The jury may actually favor the zoo.
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the skinny rocker thing doesnt work for her. she looks best curvy. she is a little whorey though. I'd say above average for a 34 year old.
Drew was seriously hot for a good 5 years,she has not been hot for awhile but she is still a ho to me, a handful of guys in a year is still a lot... I have been with 5 in my entire life!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
what a terrible outfit
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:50pm.
Nice!! Thanks. If the city has any balls, it'd be great to take the PI case to trial and roll the dice. But the city's insurers won't let that happen.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:32pm.
To be serious for a sec, it's nasty all around. The zoo should have designed a safer enclosure, so T couldn't get out, and the kids had it coming. The kids and their families are gonna end up with a lot of money, when the kids deserve nothing but jail time.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:46pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:37pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:32pm.
They are facing serious jail time in Alameda County for drug dealing, shoplifting, and battery.
But, they would never torment a captive animal. *rolls eyes and then glares over top of glasses*
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I so envy Drew for being able to snag all the young hopefully healthy cock possible before It gets old! what more do u need if u r rich, young and still love to fuck all the time?? ok, i'll settle for just being able to find constant dick all the time! lucky cunt!
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
The whole description of the dude reminds me when I was 24 and desperate for attention and met up with this weirdo who wanted me to wear heels and kick him in the balls. I think I left within 15 minutes of conversation with the loser too. Ugh. The worst guy I slept with was this one who shaved his chest. (SHUDDERING) At least I shared the info and now can live happy and free of this despicable past : ) !
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:37pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:32pm.
To be serious for a sec, it's nasty all around. The zoo should have designed a safer enclosure, so T couldn't get out, and the kids had it coming. The kids and their families are gonna end up with a lot of money, when they deserve nothing but jail time.
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Yep, I agree with you. No doubt the zoo should have had a safter enclosure and how T was able to get out and do all that mess is kinda shady (*hiding key to zoo enclosure behind tiger back)...However, karma is a redheaded bitch ain't it? If those shitty lil' oxygen thieves had left a giant pussy alone, she wouldn't have had to Roy dumb bitches to death, and that's the bottom line.
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Sheeps, HOLY CRAP I'm going to go see that on Friday for posterity's sake. Thanks so much for the news!
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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:26pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:12pm.
being a whore in greece is so conveniant for a girl. if you get too shit faced and forget his name you only have 2 to choose from anyway...nick or alex
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Ha! He was a Spiros...Wait, I remembered his name? A true whore doesn't do that, right? Meh, I'm just a whore with a good memory....*sigh*....Wait that sounds like the beginning of a good DListed counrty/western song....Call Kim from Real Housewives of Atlanta...only she can do my/our forthcuming lyrics justice!
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:31pm.
I'm so sick and tired of Mcnabb I really can't stand him and I don't know why. I don't, is he still playing injured? I just want somebody new we've had the same tools forever and nothing has happened.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:18pm.
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HAHAHA! LURVES IT!
As tragic as it is, some family members need to realize that their loved ones were simply to stupid and obnoxious to live any longer....
TEAM TATIANNA!
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Submitted by Candy on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:08pm.
That's a small penis and for those who criticize women who like big dicks, I say there's nothing like stuffing an 11-13 inch cock in your mouth before and after its been in your pussy that's used to big, thick, juicy mandingo dicks. I don't date weeny men.
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Like I said...I don't get women bragging about their big stretched-out vaginas. And I don't like getting stabbed in the crotch...big dicks HURT. But I must have a tight one to think this way.
That pic of Drew is when she was about 19 years old,
she had chola eyebrows and posed nude a lot. I like her though. Why aren't men like Gerard Butler, Lance Armstrong, Owen Wilson, Brody Jenner to name a few considered sluts?
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Submitted by Salem13 on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:27pm.
I've been following the Birds. I didn't think they'd make it. It was one of those twisted NFL "if these teams lose, we can still get in" things.
Sorry to all for being a sports spazz.
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 7:47pm.
Since the Phillies win I haven't paid attention to any of the sports going on 'round here. I'm just glad we won something.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:12pm.
being a whore in greece is so conveniant for a girl. if you get too shit faced and forget his name you only have 2 to choose from anyway...nick or alex
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this guy pisses on his balls. thanks for the self esteem boost, now i dont have to watch any asian on asian porn. something about a tiny asian girl that can barely fit 3 fingers around a cock that makes me walk a little taller
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Hey Tiger:
SAN FRANCISCO (KRON) -- Visitors to the Greenwich Steps on San Francisco's Telegraph Hill will now find the likeness of a tiger during their climb.
Artist Jon Engdahl unveiled his portrait of Tatiana, the tiger shot and killed at the San Francisco zoo after she jumped out of her enclosure and mauled three park visitors, killing one.
"It was a way, a chance to commemorate the life of Tatiana, a beautiful animal that died so needlessly," Engdahl told KRON 4 News.
Engdahl says he spent more than 100 hours building the replica of the tiger which is covered with pieces of broken tile.
Both the family of the teenager killed in the mauling and two brothers injured in the incident are suing the city and the zoo. Some at the memorial continue to blame the teens with one selling t-shirts that read, "Friends don't let Friends tease tigers."
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I got to argue out this one:
A HOE will sleep with anyone and anything: married, young, old, ugly, etc.
A WHORE will have sexual relations with anyone in exchange for goods. Money, drugs etc.
A SLUT has standards and is usually decent looking which is the same as a TRAMP which would be a non good looking person.
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thats just nasty
love drew love jason
he and linda cardellin broke up...they weren't married
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Wow, MK, thanks for clearing that up. I haven't fucked that many dudes that DIDN'T make me dry heave, so I'm an official WHORE with a capital W-H-O-R-E....Good to know I'm not just a poser...
Any of you true whores come across dudes with hairy asses? What up wi' dat? You ain't supposed to have hair on yo' ass! Well, I have fur on my ass but that's a tiger thing! Anywho, yeah, the hairy ass made me want to bring up my lunch of obnoxious tourists, but I did the dude anyway. I was in my 20's, drunk and on vacay in Greece (I know, I know whore excuses. I'm full of them. You need any whore excuses, email me)....
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:07pm.
Who wants to go out for Chinese?
It's on me!!!!
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Bring me back some peppered steak...and some of those cream cheese wongton things....
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That's a small penis and for those who criticize women who like big dicks, I say there's nothing like stuffing an 11-13 inch cock in your mouth before and after its been in your pussy that's used to big, thick, juicy mandingo dicks. I don't date weeny men.
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Who wants to go out for Chinese?
It's on me!!!!
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Jimmy Mack, when are you coming back?
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 7:47pm.
How about those Birds? Unbelievable! To see the Eagles so thoroughly dominate Dallas?
No kidding.... One positive thing I can say about Romo is he mostly stays cool and keeps his head. He looked about the same after the game as before it. Did you see that nationwide survey on who wanted Dallas to win the Superbowl? TX and OK were the only two states who wanted Dallas to win. Not too many years ago, it would have been a landslide for Dallas.
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I cant think of that Tom Green movie that was voted worst of all time but im sure it was aptly deserved!
Tom green was never funny....only shocking in a howard stern type way, and that sh*t only last so long...
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Isn't that a shot from her Playboy spread from 100 years ago? I'm pretty sure it is, that was what, like '94? I know she was only 18 or 19 at the time.
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Thanks for that lovely visual of a guy that smells like the way described. I'll now have nightmares about that gross smell. I think I threw up a little in my mouth to think there was a guy out there that smells that bad. Hell, I was (note was) married to a guy who, in the summer, needed to shower 2 times a day because he got so sweaty. Twice a day would be a good day in the summer. Gag!
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To quote the great Margaret Cho...
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Slut pride!
Where's my parade?!"
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 7:56pm.
"Drew seems to have a type. She likes the dudes who giggle and cracks jokes while you're blowing them"
MK you've just described what most women find unbearably sexy: A guy who cracks them up (although not necessarily while doing wrong sided biz...but maybeee)
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Hi joe!! *waving* Although it doesn't seem so funny if I'm the one cracking the jokes when doing the dark-sided bidness. Maybe I need to stop pointing and laughing? :)
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Submitted by No Words on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 7:56pm.
I like both Drew and Jason Segel...he is hilarious in the Judd Aptow movies...and I loved "Forgetting Sarah Marshall."
By the way, saw his peen aplenty in FSM and I just like to know...who in the living hell are you size queens out there? Isn't proclaiming you need a big dick to satisfy you the same as telling everyone you have a big ol' stretched out twat?
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Who said that here?
Oh BTW size does matter but not as much as people think. ;)
Meh! I cant stand this troll! Shes dumb as fuck and she always looks like a sloppy unkempt poser. When she was younger i think poeple mistook her wild ways for personality and substance but if you ever hear her yapping about she has the vocabulary of a 12 year old whos always thisclose to drooling.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
"Drew seems to have a type. She likes the dudes who giggle and cracks jokes while you're blowing them"
MK you've just described what most women find unbearably sexy: A guy who cracks them up (although not necessarily while doing wrong sided biz...but maybeee)
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yuck! too much black hair. sorry but hairy guys don't do it for me. funny or not.
I like both Drew and Jason Segel...he is hilarious in the Judd Aptow movies...and I loved "Forgetting Sarah Marshall."
By the way, saw his peen aplenty in FSM and I just like to know...who in the living hell are you size queens out there? Isn't proclaiming you need a big dick to satisfy you the same as telling everyone you have a big ol' stretched out twat?
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