Monday, December 29th 2008
There's A New Palin Amongst Us
Well, there you have it. 18-year-old Bristol Palin gave birth to a boy baby yesterday in Palmer, Alaska and the world didn't end. Go figure. Bristol's memaw's sister opened her fat mouth and confirmed the news to People. According to her, they have named their kid Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston.
Tripp? Has Bristol been watching Dirty Sexy Money? The name Tripp fits right in with all the other Palin child names. Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, Trig and Tripp! They really do sound like the name of Pottery Barn candle scents.
And you can throw moose pie at me if you want to, but I really do think Levi Johnston is kind of hot in a "let's just use spit instead" kind of way.
When is the wedding? I guess it's postponed indefinitely.
Who will support Bristol, Levi, and Tripp -- the state of Alaska?
Submitted by Mr. President on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 7:36pm.
I foresee no calcium deficiency issues with the newborn.
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Au contraire, I do. Babies have more trouble latching onto huge boobs as opposed to average or small ones.
Bristol Palin has the saddest case of uniboob I have ever seen. Big rack, for sure, but like that of a fat Italian grandma. You would think that in the midst of their Neiman Marcus shopping spree, someone would have gotten that girl a minimizer bra.
indians, you've been reported.
Who cares about Palin and her assorted nuts for children? John McCain and Palin got their asses kicked by a black man in a white racist election. These people don't deserve to be white. I'm pulling their white card from them immediately!
Next Palin baby name: Trots.
I think 'Baps' is an improvement on 'Trig'
How about 'Funbags'? For the boys how about 'Bollocks' 'Nuts' and for twins the old classic 'Meat and Two Veg'?
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They should have named the baby "Oops!".
Imagine if Ma and Pa Palin had continued the 'slang words for tittays' theme with more daughters. They could've had 'Baps,' 'Dumplings,' 'Knockers,' 'Earthas' ....
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Gravity. They even keep it on at the weekends.
Submitted by EatShitParis on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:07am.
Submitted by lizzieb on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:37am.
Submitted by yelloBrikRoad on Tue, 12/30/2008 -
I have to be honest, I never heard that slang term for tits before. I must not be ed-ja-ma-cated enuff to know EVERY slang term in the world. You people are priceless, you'll bitch about ANYTHING if someone has a different political view than yours.
Actually I am bitching about the awful names given to her children and now her daughter continuing the trend. Mrs Palin's politics are of no consequence to me as I am English and she lost. Fair enough 'Bristol' might not be well know in the US but the other names are just as bad. Well, I don't mind Piper but Trig? Oh come on, that's a awful thing to call a defenceless child. But thank you for saying I'm priceless, that's very sweet.
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Submitted by lizzieb on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:37am.
Submitted by yelloBrikRoad on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:15am.
Hasn't anyone pointed out 'bristols' are UK slang for tittays?
I was wondering that. Granted a woman who calls her kid Trig is not over blessed with brains but you would think she would check these things out. Where do they get these names from
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I have to be honest, I never heard that slang term for tits before. I must not be ed-ja-ma-cated enuff to know EVERY slang term in the world. You people are priceless, you'll bitch about ANYTHING if someone has a different political view than yours.
Lizzie, sad thing he didn't leave it at wanking. In Germany Hughie, Dewey and Louie (spelling?) are named Tick, Trick and Track. Just saying.
PS Memo to Miss Palin:
Boobs- ideally there should be two.
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Tripp, huh? Well, that is interesting...
Submitted by yelloBrikRoad on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:15am.
Hasn't anyone pointed out 'bristols' are UK slang for tittays?
I was wondering that. Granted a woman who calls her kid Trig is not over blessed with brains but you would think she would check these things out. Where do they get these names from? Really- is it an Alaskan thing? Are they Alsakan names that have never reached London or is she just odd? Poor kid. Still bet she voted for Obama- now mum's not headed for the White House she won't have to marry that inbread looking wanker.
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Tripp Hazard would have been a better name for this unholy spawn.
Hasn't anyone pointed out 'bristols' are UK slang for tittays?
I don't think Christians said people don't make mistakes or get "knocked up". It happens, but it sounds like it can only happen to non-believers at least that's what a lot of comments on this site look like. By the way, how do you know Levi doesn't want to marry Bristol? I know quite a few couples that married young and have been together for 15 to 20 years and yes, they're happy. Some of you people must have sad lonely lives to be so bitter.
of course she got knocked up at 18 her boobs are HUGE. THey try to tape em down but they're ginormous.
What's wrong with her breasticles? they are all over the place!
Submitted by nebajnim on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 3:10am.
"at the Bristol motel,
Room 515!"
What is the old old school rap song that comes from?
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This one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYcwkiqW4ok
Maybe they named that baby after Jack Tripper from Three's Company.
"at the Bristol motel,
Room 515!"
What is the old old school rap song that comes from?
They shoulda just went with Mitchell as the first name and called him Mitch for short. Two middle names isn't necessaey unless his whole 1st name is Tripp Easton.
a palin spawn.. ew.
in the united states alone, between 3 and 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3
Submitted by DUDE on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:19am.
I have not seen her alledged head, nor do I have a need to. I'm pretty sure those titties would make for some interesting running mates though.
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Q2. Is the top of her head round or flat?
Careful, it's a trick question.
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by DUDE on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:12am.
wait! what?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:08am.
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Hahahahaha. You didn't notice her pirate eye patch then I take it?
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by DUDE on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:57am.
That rack is conducive to me forgetting that she has a head.
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If this picture is of her after the baby, then she is not breastfeeding. And don't say all women tits get huge after a baby. They only get that HUGE when they are starting to dry up, believe me 3 kids later I know.
And for people against abortion you'd think they would be pro anything for a babies health.
Dopey and Dippy.
She was packin' triplets.
Poor thing. Her body was barely out of puberty and then the crazy hormones of pregnancy? My tits were like two freaking ginormous, godzilla torpedoes when I was in my 7th to 9th month and beyond into breast feeding. I didn't even know tits could humanly get that huge.
I HATED them. Not fun. lol
That rack is conducive to her nice complexion.
the DUDE! abides...
Oh, Easton also makes hockey sticks.
Let me guess, Easton stands for the baseball bat brand.
Submitted by Lindalou on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:36am.
Me too. I also wonder how much the sealskin bra cost.
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I cant scroll past this picture without thinking "MY GOD those boobs, theyre huge!"
DeeDee! ♥♥ Happy New Year, you hwore!
I wonder if Bristol is going to breastfeed? Because you know what they say--- when you breastfeed, it makes it easier to fit into your Levis. :)
Hahahaha Love Anderson! Maybe more like a motoryacht.
DeeDee on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:55pm.
I can't imagine what Bristol's postpartum chichis look like.
- A motor boat dream for Levi.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I can't imagine what Bristol's postpartum chichis look like.
A blow job would have been better...poor baby.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
@Team V: Haha! I just jumped back on, caught your comment - too funny!
Her titties are scary-looking. Seriously, someone should send the entire Palin family a lifetime supply of condoms.
How can you name your kid after acid and expect him to not be dosin' bigtime by the age of 12?
Tripp was her second choice, but the makers of the Trapper Keeper threatened to sue.
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Did I just see boobs?
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Submitted by Aunt Bea on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:19pm.
Trick would have been a good name.
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hahaha
and if they have another one they can call it treat.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:46pm.
Momus! SmOOches! How have you been? The MaryKay business is doing ok this time of year is busy because everyone wants to look their best. Barbara Walters came in one day. James Haven did his best to try and get the old biddy to open up about Rosie, but she wouldn't take the bait. Well, she did take the bait. James Haven gave her Jelly donut after jelly donut, but she wouldn't talk.
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