Monday, December 29th 2008
There's A New Palin Amongst Us
Well, there you have it. 18-year-old Bristol Palin gave birth to a boy baby yesterday in Palmer, Alaska and the world didn't end. Go figure. Bristol's memaw's sister opened her fat mouth and confirmed the news to People. According to her, they have named their kid Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston.
Tripp? Has Bristol been watching Dirty Sexy Money? The name Tripp fits right in with all the other Palin child names. Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, Trig and Tripp! They really do sound like the name of Pottery Barn candle scents.
And you can throw moose pie at me if you want to, but I really do think Levi Johnston is kind of hot in a "let's just use spit instead" kind of way.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:58pm.
Evil! SmOOches! good to see you!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:35pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:33pm.
HAHAHA! you never cease to amaze!
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You sound like my team of psychiatrists.
Oh, and she's 18, right?
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:33pm.
HAHAHA! you never cease to amaze!
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Could her dress possibly be any tighter? I can't believe they let her wear that with the entire world watching.
Judging by the size of those funbags, I expect the child to burst the first time it nurses.
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 7:40pm.
THAT YOUNG GUY CAN THINK OF TEN MILLION FUCKING PLACES HE WOULD RATHER BE THAN TIED FUCKING DOWN WITH A BABY AT THAT FUCKING AGE AND MARRIED ON TOP OF FUCKING IT ALL. THAT IS WHAT REALLY FUCKING PISSES ME OFF ABOUT SELF RIGHTEOUS ASSHOLES LIKE PALIN. IT'S LIKE FUCKING NO, DON'T PUSH YOUR DAUGHTER INTO MARRIAGE JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE. SHE CAN HAVE THE BABY AND GIVE IT TO A LOVING HOME. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT TO HER JUST BECAUSE YOU FUCKING WANT TO PRESERVE YOUR STUPID FUCKING IMAGE OF PERFECT GREATNESS.
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@ MR MANSON -
You SIR are absolutely fucking right in your statement.
I was young and unwed and knocked up at 16, and prior to giving birth, an older neighbor man offered to marry me, so as to "give the child a name". Thank Joseph, Mary & Jesus my mother turned that offer down quick, or I would have run away rather than be in that situation.
Hey Levi - you don't have to marry her to give that boy a father - you're his father nonetheless. Just be there for the kid, but do yourself a fucking favor and do not marry into that family. Heed the warning son, you can be a good dad without the bullshit a shotgun wedding entails.
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OMG! I need some night cream, honey!
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Submitted by Tyroan on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:19pm.
So the grandson of a drug dealer is named Tripp!
God bless the Palins . . . you can't make this stuff up!
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You can't make this stuff up! No shit! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Submitted by James Haven on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:40pm.
Tripp Haven would have been nice.
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James, dahling. *smooches*
How's the Mary Kay biz going?
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Tripp Haven would have been nice.
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Uncle Trig meet your nephew Tripp, you can both play in the same playpen together. *Whomp*
so why hasn't this wedding happened yet? are they waiting for levi's mother's trial date before they can announce their wedding date?
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
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Tripp?? Somebody was trippin when they came up with that name.
More proof that if you say you are going to stay a virgin, and promise God to stay away from sex, you are more likely NOT going to use a condom or the pill when you break the promise.
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/12/29/study-virginity-pledges/
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Trick would have been a good name. Is it me or are all the Palin girls funny looking? Grandma is crazy in the eyes but Gramps ain't bad.
Oh no, more from this utterly repugnant family. That child is doomed - his parents are idiots, one grandma's a meth head, the other one a voraciously ambitious, holier-than-thou politician without a credible thought in her head, and one grandpa is a big redneck house-daddy. Welcome, little Tripp, to a life of moose and wolf slaughtering, speaking in tongues, marginal education, racism, homophobia and tales of Adam and Eve riding to church on dinosaurs! Have fun!
Well, there's another single-parent baby within two years. At least bible-thumping mom and dad have money (now that Palin has returned those hundreds of thousands in campaign clothes) and the baby won't be on welfare.
It's what god wanted, I'm sure.
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Those preppy names make me want to hurl pea soup..gag...
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I'll give the tards some credit. Easton and Mitchell are doable first names. I have a few friends who use their middle names. A step up from Bronx Mowgli.
First time I have said anything nice about the Palin cult.
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Absolutely, Gina. I'm sure they don't see it that way, however.
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Oh drama, I've been thoroughly enjoying the Palin saga. It's proof that those who live in glass houses...
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Spot on, girlie girl!
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Dramaaaaaaaaaaa!!! *HUG*
I'm willing to bet my next paycheck that those 2 don't get married ever. Levi will have a new piece of ass by the time the kid's umbilical cord thingy falls off.
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I was just wondering, does Spanx make something for those...that..whatever's going on there with the boobays? "Shape-ware or SOME-damn-thing? I mean, I know she's prolly nursing the kid and all, but...Just sayin.
Her baby daddy looks like a bad mix of John Mayer and Johnny Knoxville. Not hot.
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& please know I was being tongue in cheek. Mike, I agree with you. She could've been married in real church ceremony before she was showing. If, of course, the wedding wasn't just drummed up to appease the Reps ....
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:15pm.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:10pm.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 7:54pm.
I'm aware of all that, but I just can't fathom why if you were going to marry, why you wouldn't do it prior to the birth of the baby?
Duh, Mike! So the wedding pix are cute. of course!
BINGO! I'm sorry, there's nothing so funny/sad as an obviosly pregnant bride all in white.
Ever see "Funny Girl"?
And mike, I understand the legitamacy issue. Maybe they could have had a quiet civil ceremony, (with the church wedding afterwards), but then again there's probably no such thing in Wasilla. Besides, the Bible thumpers would raise hell if they didn't have a church wedding.
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Submitted by Hockey fan on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:22pm.
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Well hey! From one hockey fan to another - you're welcome.
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There is some movie with Matt McConawhatever and SJP where Matt's parents are trying to get him to move out of the house, and Matt's character's name is Trip.
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@drama: I guess you'd wait if you wanted to be skinny in your dress that day....perhaps...?
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Submitted by Hockey fan on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:19pm.
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Hey Hockey fan -like the way you think and your avie too!
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I'm a psychic. Her next baby will be born around July 2010 by a different father. It’s name will be ‘Tayshaun’, ‘Terell’ or ‘Travon’.
So the grandson of a drug dealer is named Tripp!
God bless the Palins . . . you can't make this stuff up!
I like unusual names, but when you're naming your kids after trees and sports and mathematics, um, sorry, you've gone too far.
Levi is kinda hot though. Too bad, because he'll just turn into an alcoholic ex-hockey player, playing in beer leagues on the weekends to get away from the wife and Tripp and Dipp and Boggle and Jenga and whatever else they name the rest of their litter.
I guess they named their kid in honor of his dope-dealing paternal granny.
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:10pm.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 7:54pm.
I'm aware of all that, but I just can't fathom why if you were going to marry, why you wouldn't do it prior to the birth of the baby?
Duh, Mike! So the wedding pix are cute. of course!
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 7:54pm.
I'm aware of all that, but I just can't fathom why if you were going to marry, why you wouldn't do it prior to the birth of the baby?
Wow, that is a very scary rack.
Meth would have been a better name. . . Poor kid. You know he's fucked!
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 7:39pm.
President AND pediatrician??
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Stupid fucker isn't even old enough to buy a six pack to drown his sorrows.
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by mike on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 7:34pm.
I like the name Tripp. I don't like the couple or their families.
Keep waiting for them to get married, btw. It ain't gonna happen.
I dunno, mike. As unbelievable as it is, Palin is a star to the far-right faction of the GOP.
She wants to run for president. You cannot appeal to the base, (and I do mean base), with an unwed mother for a daughter. I think she & her meathead husband will get the shotgun out, if you will.
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Submitted by zomay on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 7:42pm.
Heheehee Angel . Trip, strip, pip, dip, tip, lip, sip, clip, drip, rip, hip, nip, wip, etc etc.
This kid will have some great poems written in his honor.
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 7:40pm.
THAT YOUNG GUY CAN THINK OF TEN MILLION FUCKING PLACES HE WOULD RATHER BE THAN TIED FUCKING DOWN WITH A BABY AT THAT FUCKING AGE AND MARRIED ON TOP OF FUCKING IT ALL.
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Have they married? I thought that the wedding got shoved by the wayside when Lady Sarah lost the election.
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Heheehee Angel . Trip, strip, pip, dip, tip, lip, sip, clip, drip, rip, hip, nip, wip, etc etc.
This kid will have some great poems written in his honor.
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"Tripp ... probably in honor of Levi's mother from all her oxycontin trips."
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bahahahahaha!!!
THAT YOUNG GUY CAN THINK OF TEN MILLION FUCKING PLACES HE WOULD RATHER BE THAN TIED FUCKING DOWN WITH A BABY AT THAT FUCKING AGE AND MARRIED ON TOP OF FUCKING IT ALL. THAT IS WHAT REALLY FUCKING PISSES ME OFF ABOUT SELF RIGHTEOUS ASSHOLES LIKE PALIN. IT'S LIKE FUCKING NO, DON'T PUSH YOUR DAUGHTER INTO MARRIAGE JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE. SHE CAN HAVE THE BABY AND GIVE IT TO A LOVING HOME. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT TO HER JUST BECAUSE YOU FUCKING WANT TO PRESERVE YOUR STUPID FUCKING IMAGE OF PERFECT GREATNESS.
Tripp ... probably in honor of Levi's mother from all her oxycontin trips.
Submitted by Mr. President on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 7:36pm.
I foresee no calcium deficiency issues with the newborn.
hahahahahaha. President AND pediatrician??
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