Monday, December 29th 2008
There's A New Palin Amongst Us
Well, there you have it. 18-year-old Bristol Palin gave birth to a boy baby yesterday in Palmer, Alaska and the world didn't end. Go figure. Bristol's memaw's sister opened her fat mouth and confirmed the news to People. According to her, they have named their kid Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston.
Tripp? Has Bristol been watching Dirty Sexy Money? The name Tripp fits right in with all the other Palin child names. Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, Trig and Tripp! They really do sound like the name of Pottery Barn candle scents.
And you can throw moose pie at me if you want to, but I really do think Levi Johnston is kind of hot in a "let's just use spit instead" kind of way.
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Submitted by zomay on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 7:34pm.
Oh it's TRIP Johnson. My bad.
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Yeah, man. I'd always be fucking that up.
Shut your trip, trap! - I mean...
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I foresee no calcium deficiency issues with the newborn.
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Oh it's TRIP Johnson. My bad.
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I like the name Tripp. I don't like the couple or their families.
Keep waiting for them to get married, btw. It ain't gonna happen.
Trapp Johnson, I like it! Shut yo trap, Trapp.
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OMG - Can't a bitch tell a joke in peace?
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 7:28pm.
Give'em a break! What else do they have to do with their time? They live in Alaska!
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Ah g'wan! There's TONS to do up north! Much of the same things we have in large metropolitan areas, plus a lot more.
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OMG - I didn't even live that deep and I was bored as fuck. ACK!
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Is there anything to do anywhere??? This has nothing to do with being bored...it has all to do with guy's hatred of condoms.
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Give'em a break! What else do they have to do with their time? They live in Alaska!
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Ah g'wan! There's TONS to do up north! Much of the same things we have in large metropolitan areas, plus a lot more.
Hands down small town people are way more socially active than big city dwellers.
anyways... hasn't it be WONDERFUL not to have to hear about sarah palin? here's hoping it stays that way.
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Tripp. As in tripped and get pregnant?
Mm hmm.
You know, I feel bad for some of Alaska, I'm sure the Palin Cult, um, I mean Family are not the proper example of some citizens there.
But then again, they did almost put a convict back in office for Senate.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Let's pray that Tripp doesn't look like Trigg!
Let's also pray he doesn't come out as dumb as grandma Palin!
Those damn pantsuits got in the way of sarahs nice rack. Good to see bristol got em! She is hot.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
It's mono-boob...
Alaska's not that bad. My friend grew up in Wasilla and she didn't get pregnant or do meth so there obviously is more to do than that. And her boobs look weird.
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Give'em a break! What else do they have to do with their time? They live in Alaska! I was looking at Bristol's friend's MySpace way back when and the whole lot of them have trippy names. Ha! Pun times!
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Poor little Tripp. One grandma is an incarcerated druggie, the other is a right-wing loonie politician.
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Poor girl.
And yet they still aren't married. What a shocker...
Good Lord! What is going on with that girl's breasts? She could serve a party of 8 on that rack.
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I bet the baby is cute. all the best to them.
Isn't Tripp a name from a Bible verse? I'd check but I'm scared of the flames when I touch it.
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I actually like Piper as a name. Not the others. Little Tripp will be making lots of trips to the penitentiary to see Grammy!
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The Duggars may want to consult with the Palins when it's time to name the next one.
My best mate calls that look Bristol's sporting the "Mono-boob"--no definition between the two chichis.
Tripp is an idiotic name. It might be cute if it was short for something... like... "Mom Tripped and Landed on Her Head When She Was Naming Me" Palin.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
*getting ready to throw moose pie*
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..."perhaps you'd like me to wash your dick for you too, you little shit"...
Next!
GQ headin up to one-two-five... Black Moon
how many tv shows went into naming this family?
Eeeeeesh. I'm sure this will all end badly.
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Shoulda called it "Twat"
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Kittens give Morbo gas.
Those kids have the weirdest names...they should be an inspiration to celebs everywhere!
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What ever happened to good old fashioned names like say....Michael?:P
Major boobage goin' on there.