Sean Penn Is A Gay Hater, Says Hatchetface Rourke
Both Sean Penn and "Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke will most likely get nominated for Oscars this year for Leche and The Wrestler (with a Hatchetface). Apparently, Mickey thinks it's queer that everyone is getting wet over Sean's performance.
The Daily Beast got a hold of a text message allegedly sent by Mickey to some industry-type calling Sean Penn a gay hater. Yes, the same Mickey who has been known to throw around the "faggot" word once or twice. In the text, Mickey wrote: “Look seans an old friend of mine and i didnt buy his performance at all—thought he did an average pretend acting like he was gay besides hes one of the most homophobic people i kno (sic)."
Mickey's spokeswhore said she knows nothing of the text, but went on to say that Mickey and Sean are best girlfriends 4EVA. Mickey even showed up to the NYC premiere of Milk to support Sean. Blah. Blah.
Mickey obviously wants to make gross love to his own Oscar statue and he should keep his mouth shut if he wants this dream to come true. He's helping Sean's case by calling him a homo hater. I mean, a homophobe convincingly playing one of the most famous gay dudes in history? Give Sean the Oscar!
Actually, fuck those two. The Oscar should go to the chihuahua who played Delgado in Beverly Hills Chihuahua. That bitch deserves it.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:09am.
Submitted by . on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:06am.
Not shocked, just surprised that Christina Aguilera's husband has that kind of free time on his hands.
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LOL! I think the chimp is cuter truth be told.
Submitted by . on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:06am.
Not shocked, just surprised that Christina Aguilera's husband has that kind of free time on his hands.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:00am.
Submitted by . on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:58pm.
ok, that's wrong
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Ha! I shocked da TV! Yep...and it just goes on and onnnnnn and he keeps pissing in his monkey mouth. lmao! Yyyyyyyyyyuck! Hell, at least gargle in between! :))
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Sandayyyyyyyy! I agree...two ugly dudes fer sure. Maybe they need to exchange surgeons and cigs? I dunno but that's a LOT of face mess to look at side by side.
Submitted by James Haven on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:59pm.
Socky! SmOOches! Didn't see you there! How are you?
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James Haven! *sock monkey hugs & smooches* It's wonderful to see you! My BF is on a business trip & I needed the company so I came here tonight. Reading your stories always brings a smile to my face.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:02am.
Haven't seen ALL of them. Out of hand lotion.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Ouch! *whimpering*
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heh
did you miss and whiz in your eye?
by the bye, i'm not loving your courtney love socky. can we go back to the janis joplin version?
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Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock
Dottaaaaayah!
My first impression was that Rourke looks fucked up by having too much plastic surgery and Penn looks fucked up by not having any.
So I resorted to... THAT'S TWO UGLY DUDES RIGHT THERE. Even Stevens. I wouldn't hit either. Rourke doesn't look drenched in sweat for once, that's the only plus.
rourke lies... HE LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:52pm.
have you SEEN the all the soft porn sock monkey vids on youtube?
it must be some sort of weird poly cotton fetish thing.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:56pm.
shhh! we can charge extra for that, if you're willing to go to Germany.
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*throwing cashmere pashmina over shoulder in dramatic fashion* How dare you ask such a thing! I quit! *stomping off* *tripping over bunny slippers*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by . on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:58pm.
ok, that's wrong
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Sandayyyyyy!
We are trying to decide who's douchier...so far Penn is in a narrow lead. lol
Socky! SmOOches! Didn't see you there! How are you?
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TV, you mean this?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DBuk91phkI
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That is two UGLY dudes right there. NAST.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:26pm.
Have a Happy New Year, Charlie!
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:55pm.
shhh! we can charge extra for that, if you're willing to go to Germany.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:52pm.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:46pm.
If it says sock monkey peeing in his mouth, it at least references this site.
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Ouch! *whimpering*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Newportjoey on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:34pm.
joey!! SmOOches! How have you been? James Haven hasn't seen you in forever!
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Sounds like Mickey's jealous. IMO Sean Penn has always looked like a convict but Mickey's face is what nightmares are made of. I haven't seen either film but I hope Sean (or whoever else is nominated) beats out Mickey.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:46pm.
If it says sock monkey peeing in his mouth, it at least references this site.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:35pm.
Oh no!! No Shiba 6!!
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Clarisse? What happened to da puppeh? Noooo. Please don't say it's bad news. :((
once upon a time long ago, when Rourke's face moved, he was an incredible actor.... currently, when Penn's mouth moves, he still proves how ill-informed he is.
true *TV... one has synapses that don't fire, and one has synapses that mis-fire.
this race is too close to call.
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Corrected to say: true *TITS!
Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:40pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DBuk91phkI
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I don't get the connection? The video you're linking has the title 'monkey peeing in his mouth'.
I mean, I'm not going to watch THAT, but how can anything with that title be about this story?
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Submitted by shoe addict on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:38pm.
Submitted by . on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:32pm.
Speaking of who's doucheier close calls?
tom cruise w/ travolta at a close second
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Same for me. It was almost too easy huh? lol
They both look like gay to me..
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Submitted by . on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:32pm.
Speaking of who's doucheier close calls?
tom cruise w/ travolta at a close second
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:31pm.
True, true... marv did kick ass, and he had a great coat. But you know that if Sean penn pointed over his should and cried LOOK, rouke would look. His synapses have ceased to fire.
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Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock
Ugh. I can't watch Rourke. His mouth moves and nothing else..Creeeeepy.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Oh no!! No Shiba 6!!
I stand firm on the fact that they should all have been adopted out as pairs!!!! =(
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James Haven! At last you have emerged...We have missed you, ever so!! Love Jane and Blanche
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
TITS, hey girl.. yes! Totally cute.... And I also saw Ayumi today all by herself in bed... it was a sad sight to behold, I tell you. She really looked lost when she woke up. I know it's life... but still...
Speaking of who's doucheier close calls?
Brad Pitt
Tom Cruise
John Travolta
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Charlie, I thought you hated your wife?
oh well, you and the little woman get some sleep. You will be just as loved here tomorrow as you are today.
(fans that we are) !
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:28pm.
Rourke gets a douche pass for kicking ass in Sin City. Marv trumps Spicoli any day.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
oooh douche contest... okay... rouke then. they're both scummy but rouke dresses more douchy-ily.
hey pbunny!! have you seen angel tribute to the puppehs?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NHer-P4SG0
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If Angelina helps James Haven give Charles Manson a Mary Kay makeover it will give her something more interesting than Brad to talk about in her next interview. that's for sure.
Submitted by James Haven on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:21pm.
DONT GET ME STARTED ON YOUR SISTER. I WILL QUIT WHILE I AM AHEAD. YOU ARE BETTER LIKED HERE THAN I AM. ME AND MY WIFE AND IS WHAT LEFT OF MY LIVER ARE GOING TO BED. GOD BLESS EVERYONE.
These no talent jerk offs get nominated for some ridiculous crap movies no one will even remember by next year....
Where is the recognition for real and consistent talent?
like Heath, Christian, Gary, Morgan, Michael and Aaron?
These award shows have become ostentatious, offensive and transparent.
And irrelevant.
TITS, this is a DOUCHE contest, not the oscars.
And I repeat.. Penn for the Douche WIN.
You know, James Haven and Charles Manson are two of my favorites.
(now that's a sentence I never thought I would utter)
I only know that this milk guy was a politician (and gay). was he also known for being a nice person? because if he was and sean penn makes us BELIEVE that then maybe he really did some impressive acting. but I don't really associate "nice" with "politician" so...
I still think brad pitt might prevail because he was an ugly old man for a while in his movie and, unlike these two, his face usually looks pretty good.
although I do believe heath ledger deserves quite a bit of credit for a new take on the joker (a 75-year-old character) will he even be in competition with these people? won't he be nominated for best supporting actor? if he does get nominated with them and beats them all that will be neat.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:17pm.
Well Charlie, James Haven doesn't have a wife. For some reason he has no luck with the ladies, or a movie career. But perhaps Angie wouldn't mind applying some moisturizer. James Haven will see what he can do.
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cunty, enough with the links. fucking chill.
My money is on penn for the win. Penn is clever and sneaky. rouke is dumb but strong. Clever and sneaky wins every time.
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Submitted by James Haven on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:59pm
Charlie, may James Haven be so bold?
You seem alittle tense with all that shouting. Perhaps a MaryKay makeover will help your circulation?
THAT MIGHT NOT BE TOO FUCKING GODDAMN OF A FUCKING BAD IDEA NOW THAT I FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT. BUT ONLY IF YOU HAVE YOUR WIFE OR ONE OF YOUR FEMALE FRIENDS APPLY IT. THEN I WOULD FUCKING AGREE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DBuk91phkI
(Tigerlilly and Charles Manson make for one hot, dangerous, "don't feed the animals" couple! ... THIS is the spicy stew DL dreams are made of!)
Submitted by paradoxical bunny on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 11:08pm.
Thank you p. bunny! SmOOches!
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