Sean Penn Is A Gay Hater, Says Hatchetface Rourke
Both Sean Penn and "Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke will most likely get nominated for Oscars this year for Leche and The Wrestler (with a Hatchetface). Apparently, Mickey thinks it's queer that everyone is getting wet over Sean's performance.
The Daily Beast got a hold of a text message allegedly sent by Mickey to some industry-type calling Sean Penn a gay hater. Yes, the same Mickey who has been known to throw around the "faggot" word once or twice. In the text, Mickey wrote: “Look seans an old friend of mine and i didnt buy his performance at all—thought he did an average pretend acting like he was gay besides hes one of the most homophobic people i kno (sic)."
Mickey's spokeswhore said she knows nothing of the text, but went on to say that Mickey and Sean are best girlfriends 4EVA. Mickey even showed up to the NYC premiere of Milk to support Sean. Blah. Blah.
Mickey obviously wants to make gross love to his own Oscar statue and he should keep his mouth shut if he wants this dream to come true. He's helping Sean's case by calling him a homo hater. I mean, a homophobe convincingly playing one of the most famous gay dudes in history? Give Sean the Oscar!
Actually, fuck those two. The Oscar should go to the chihuahua who played Delgado in Beverly Hills Chihuahua. That bitch deserves it.
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Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:16pm.
WTF?! How did Vietnamese and Arabs get caught up in this?! Man, the freaks really do come out at night on Dlisted, LMAO
-OMG Topanga, i am peeing my pants
crazy cast of characters
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I can't stand either douche, so I guess the winner will be the first one to be photographed holding a big bag of Ruffles. Mmmmm, Ruffles.
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James Haven is always the voice of reason and calm.
I love you James Haven.
(and TV)
and yes, this is a douche-off to beat all douche-offs.
(Penn for the win!)
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:49pm.
Charlie, may James Haven be so bold?
You seem alittle tense with all that shouting. Perhaps a MaryKay makeover will help your circulation?
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:39pm.
Tigerlilly: six nipples, no waiting.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
*sings* Tiger got a boyfriend.... I'm jelly! :)
Rut rowe! Did I just stumble onto an intimate National Geographical moment?
*pardon me, I'll tipetoe*
Oh Mickey, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
Oh, Cholly *fans tiger self*....I-I...*swoons, faints*....TIGER DOWN.....
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QUICK!!
rally round guys and clip her nails.
I'll file down her fangs.
And someone please clip the fun nuggets out of her withers.
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:40pm
What have you got against Venezuela? They're a lovely country!
IT IS A LOVELY FUCKING COUNTRY AND THE FUCKING PEOPLE ARE ESPECIALLY ATTRACTIVE. UNFORTUNATELY IT IS RUN BY A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE AND SEAN PENN IS CHOMPING AT THE FUCKING GODDAMN BIT TO SUCK THE LOOSE FECAL MATTER FROM HIS DISGUSTING RECTUM. THAT IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM. THE GUY NEEDS TO SIT IN OLD FUCKING SPARKY FOR HIS DIGUSTING FUCKING TREASON.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:39pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:17pm.
TIGERLILLY,
HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY THAT I LOVE YOU. HAVE I TOLD YOU THERE IS NO ONE LIKE YOU. I GAVE YOU ALL I HAD TO GIVE GIRL, RINGS PEARLS AND ALL. BUT YOU LEFT ME GIRL FOR A BROWN EYED MAN. WELL THEY CALL ME THE HUNTER, BECAUSE THAT'S MY NAME. THEY CALL ME THE HUNTER BECAUSE I ALWAYS GET MY GAME.
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Oh, Cholly *fans tiger self*....I-I...*swoons, faints*....TIGER DOWN.....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:32pm.
I hate Sean Penn, I just HATE him! That fucker needs to move to Venezuela, he's no longer an American citizen to me.
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What have you got against Venezuela? They're a lovely country!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:17pm.
TIGERLILLY,
HAVE I TOLD YOU LATELY THAT I LOVE YOU. HAVE I TOLD YOU THERE IS NO ONE LIKE YOU. I GAVE YOU ALL I HAD TO GIVE GIRL, RINGS PEARLS AND ALL. BUT YOU LEFT ME GIRL FOR A BROWN EYED MAN. WELL THEY CALL ME THE HUNTER, BECAUSE THAT'S MY NAME. THEY CALL ME THE HUNTER BECAUSE I ALWAYS GET MY GAME.
Submitted by James Haven on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:26pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:24pm.
Oh Tiger, you always say the funniest things with the most serious look on your face!
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Ha! Well, Jamsies, that's cuz I don't smell something nasty. And you so nailed it with Sean Penn. That is one bitter looking bitch! He needs a Mary Kay Rosemary and mint facial massage followed up by a Cooling Cucumber mask and but quick!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:24pm.
Oh Tiger, you always say the funniest things with the most serious look on your face!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Submitted by get serious on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:22pm.
Here's something you don't see everyday... a douchebag talking about a douchebag.
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DOUCHERIFFIC!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Is it James Haven or does Sean Penn always look as if he is smelling something nasty?
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Here's something you don't see everyday... a douchebag talking about a douchebag.
Submitted by . on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:17pm.
Apparently his surgeon likes to repeat the experience for him.
Oh, Mickey just gets sewn back up at ringside.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:15pm.
A moist bloooop.....
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BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
BLOOP BUTTER!!!!!!!
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Own it like a strap-on.
Submitted by Charles Manson on Mon, 12/29/2008
I DONT FUCKING NEED MEDS. IF ANYTHING MEDS NEED ME.
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Have I told you lately that I love you?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:14pm.
Well, both of them can dish out a punch, but Rourke has far more experience taking one.
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Apparently his surgeon likes to repeat the experience for him.
WTF?! How did Vietnamese and Arabs get caught up in this?! Man, the freaks really do come out at night on Dlisted, LMAO
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:12pm
A moist bloooop.....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Well, both of them can dish out a punch, but Rourke has far more experience taking one.
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Icky Rourke needs to shut up and sit the f*** down somehwhere. He's like that annoying uncle who shos up at family gatherings and walks around trying to sound all smart, political, and inellectual but everyone in the room knows he's just an old fart spouting off inane sh** that really makes no sense at all.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by paris herpes on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:43pm.
Charles Manson maybe getting back on your meds would help you stay away from the capslock!
I DONT FUCKING NEED MEDS. IF ANYTHING MEDS NEED ME. IF EVERYONE OUT THERE HAD THE GODDAMN COMMON SENSE I DO YOU WOULDNT HAVE TOWEL HEADS THROWING ROCKS AT FUCKING EACH OTHER AND VIET CONG EATING FUCKING COCKROACHES.
Hey, leave my pubes outta this! *plink*
Yeah, Penn is my pick. Mickey's character in Sin City was redeeming imho enough to win the, "Not as douchey as Penn" cup.
You said moist.
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Own it like a strap-on.
And sadly, I want to see their movies.
Mystic River is one of my favorites and come on, we always have 9 1/2 Weeks to get that moistal secksay feelin'...
They could both be giant dick wads and jizz their pants for kicks but their movies out now, look really amazing.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by . on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 10:06pm.
Douchier? I'm gonna hafta go with Penn on this one, TigerLils.
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I feel ya...by a pubic hair...It's a close run off to me, but I'd have to go with Penn for the Douchetastic win....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Douchier? I'm gonna hafta go with Penn on this one, TigerLils.
DOUCHE OFF!!!! Ok, who's douchier????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
1. Sean Penn hates everyone ... including Sean Penn.
2. Mickey Rourke does not have two working axons that could generate enough friction to create a viable synapse.
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hopefully theres a movie coming out where the lead is a gay man with down syndrome that befriends a golden retriever, that way neither of these shitheads win
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I think they should make a movie together..."Douche and Douchier"....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I saw The Wrestler and Rourke blew me away. He was wonderful. He may be an asshole, but it would be a shame if he wasn't at least nominated.
Submitted by Madam Pince on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 9:36pm.
I hate both of them. So I don't give a fuck.
"Angel Heart"... "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"... other than that... yep, right there with ya
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I hate both of them. So I don't give a fuck.
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I hate Sean Penn, I just HATE him! That fucker needs to move to Venezuela, he's no longer an American citizen to me. FUCKER
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oy vey, when i see mickey rourke all i can think of is this movie he was in years ago named"johnny handsome"
odd how life imitates art. and as far as sean penn goes, love his movies, would hate to have him as a neighbor!
As long as I don't see these two naked...EVER, then I don't care how grizzled they get.
"Slip me a"Mickey"so that I can deal with your face"Rourke
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Let me get this straight. Sean Penn likes Terrorists but hates Gays? Ok. got it.
much like joanie "chyna" laurer (sp) enormous clit dick, mickey rourke's face is terrifying...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
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I have lusted over both these men for years think they are both hot!I saw 'Fast Times at Ridgemont High' last night and Jeff Spicoli is still a wet dream.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Uh-oh.
They're both going to cancel each other out and ensure a Brad Pitt win.
Uh-oh.
3,2,1.....
OMG Mickey has always reminded me of something but I could never put my finger on it. Anyone remember Wooly Willy the magnetic face drawing game????? LOL
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