Monday, December 29th 2008

Sean Penn Is A Gay Hater, Says Hatchetface Rourke

Both Sean Penn and "Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke will most likely get nominated for Oscars this year for Leche and The Wrestler (with a Hatchetface). Apparently, Mickey thinks it's queer that everyone is getting wet over Sean's performance.

The Daily Beast got a hold of a text message allegedly sent by Mickey to some industry-type calling Sean Penn a gay hater. Yes, the same Mickey who has been known to throw around the "faggot" word once or twice. In the text, Mickey wrote: “Look seans an old friend of mine and i didnt buy his performance at all—thought he did an average pretend acting like he was gay besides hes one of the most homophobic people i kno (sic)."

Mickey's spokeswhore said she knows nothing of the text, but went on to say that Mickey and Sean are best girlfriends 4EVA. Mickey even showed up to the NYC premiere of Milk to support Sean. Blah. Blah.

Mickey obviously wants to make gross love to his own Oscar statue and he should keep his mouth shut if he wants this dream to come true. He's helping Sean's case by calling him a homo hater. I mean, a homophobe convincingly playing one of the most famous gay dudes in history? Give Sean the Oscar!

Actually, fuck those two. The Oscar should go to the chihuahua who played Delgado in Beverly Hills Chihuahua. That bitch deserves it.

Posted by: Michael K


Anonymous101's picture

Both of them need to quit this b!tch. The race is already over b.c everyone knows that the little gold guy is gonna go to the late Heath Ledger!!

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Both these douchetards are great actors, and I'm somewhat interested in seeing both their movies. That said, these douche back splashes need their vocal chords on loan for acting. Yeah, that's what we need to do with all of Hollywood, cut out they voice boxes until they need that shit for a legitimately good role, then they can have it back WHILE ON SET ONLY...Yeppers, that's the solution.

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Submitted by Salem13 on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:49pm.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:41pm.

I saw maybe half after we sneaked in. Watching it the only thing I could think of was his character in that one movie were he was "special" I don't know the name of the it. His voice just really bothered me.
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Ohhh...was that the one with Michelle Pfeifer? I have to go look it up...*My Name is Sam*? maybe?
Or something..

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:41pm.

I saw maybe half after we sneaked in. Watching it the only thing I could think of was his character in that one movie were he was "special" I don't know the name of the it. His voice just really bothered me.

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Submitted by Salem13 on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:36pm.

I still think Seans going to win everything because he was in Milk.

I haven't seen it, but based on what I've read/heard, his performance is the best thing about the movie.

Face it, if Sean Penn can believably portray a nice, likeable person, that's some damn fine acting.

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Charles Manson maybe getting back on your meds would help you stay away from the capslock!

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Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:41pm
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Hahahahahahaha

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Hysteria's picture

mickey plays a sleazy egotistical ham bone wrestler? goll, what a stretch

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Submitted by Salem13 on Mon, 12/29/2008 - 8:36pm.

I still think Seans going to win everything because he was in Milk.
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Have you seen it? I'm curious.

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I still think Seans going to win everything because he was in Milk.

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OH GODDAMN NOT THESE FUCKING ASSHOLES. HEY SEAN. GO TO VENA WHAT FUCKING EVER IT IS FUCKING CALLED AND SUCK THAT ASSHOLES PENIS. YOU STUPID FUCKING COMMIE GODDAMN FUCKING TREASONOUS FUCKING STUPID GODDAMN FUCKING ASSHOLE. THE OTHER JUST NEEDS A FUCKING FACE TRANSPLANT.

Hysteria's picture

@mickey, i didn't know guys got hair plugs in their upper lip. his face is so raked over, nothing grows natural there anymore

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Eh, I think this is just a desperation move on the part of Rourke to help him win the Oscar for his "comeback" performance in The Wrestler.

this probably makes brad happy. if these two knock one another out of the oscar race ...

I wouldn't even know how to text long words like "performance" and "homophobic." Plus, as this post shows, why leave a record if you're going to say bad stuff?

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The only movies the Princes of Darkness and Evil should be appearing in are those old fashioned STD movies they used to show you in high school.

Deb's picture

Me three on the douche-call.

Meh, Mickey is a jelus h8er because he can't score roles like that anymore.

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They both have serious hatchet-faces going on. Mickey's is well documented, but Sean's has an old asshole face. It looks all pinched up and nasty.

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They're BOTH douchebags so nobody wins here. Its like Paris hilton calling Hohan a Ho.

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Douche vs. Douche

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