Tuesday, December 30th 2008

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Cara Quici from Momma's Boys - SPOILER ALERT! Anybody who watched this shit show last night knows that all Cara wants is a date. A DATE! She will slam doors, push cameras and bulge her eyes out for one simple date. A date! A date! I swear, if she said "a date" one more time, I was going to push her into the mouth Mrs. B and that nasty bitch bites!

Posted by: Michael K


Snideychick sez:

Why do I feel I've traveled back in time to see Tricia Walsh in her young, slightly less crazy, stalker days?

toni's picture

The first time I watched was last night, there was nothing else on. I cant believe I've been missing this drama, that chick had crazy eyes to the nth degree. I was scared just watching her crazy acting, she hit the camera man and someone had to come from behind the scenes to control her. Great tv, let's see BB top this.

Yes!!!!!! I was hoping you would mention this crazy bitch. I wanted to smack her into a wall, she sounded like a mental patient!

I knew you wouldn't let me down, MK. I was looking all over the place for a clip of her pop-eyed brain-damaged crackiness after I saw that shit!

I hope she visits this site and sees no one cares about her. I'm almost sorry to add one more post.

Richard-Schlichting's picture

That was an ugly face she maid and you can tell the type of person she is....Like she hated everyone and was just there for the money and not there to have any fun what so ever.
Christian background or not. That exit might land her a gig with Playboy within 6 months to a year. Kind of reminds me of Sarah from Joe Millionaire too.
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"

sexymixer81's picture

Here's the link of her flipping her shit!!!

http://www.hulu.com/watch/50481/mommas-boys-caras-exit

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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."

sexymixer81's picture

i FUCKING WORSHIP CARA! SHE IS MY NEW IDOL..LOL
SHE HAS THOSE CRAZY BRITNEY EYES!
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."

But I just want a date !! If the bitch said that one more time I was going to throw my tv out the window (and my windows don't even open). How the ho thought she was staying is beyond me. Did you look at her face it was so ugly!! Dammit now I am hooked on this piece of crap show.

Richard-Schlichting's picture

Yeah...And why no black dude...Or at least one mildly spanish guy. Shit. We just elected a black president. We need a little diversity in this shit!
PS....Wondering when Erica Ellyson is going to break the news that she's just a hairs length from porn....Shit...Those playboy girl ain't got nothing on her. Plus she's got the fakest set of boobs on the planet. Water balloon fight anyone?
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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"

Richard-Schlichting's picture

Bitch needs to get less materialistic and get a personality....Than maybe she can get a date.
I loved when she said, "This is the worse thing I've ever been through." Live a little honey....

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"O yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millenium. Trapped in a basement with a bunch of imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong"

Hekki's picture

That color is hideous. It should stay in the 80s where it belongs.

Sadly I watched this crap for the first time last night. Now I'm probably hooked, thanks alot. But I knew she was going to be hot slut of the day!!

"he better watch out or he'll get AIDS when he date-rapes her"

morbo's picture

Listen, she wants a "date." You know, the car pulls up to the curb, she strolls over and says "wanna date?"

When the offer is only $20, she smiles and says "Go to the butcher across the street, buy a porkchop and f*ck that!"

No, wait, that wasn't Quici, that was my mom.

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KD's picture

Hey there, Miss Priss! My christmas was good. Though too busy. Yours?

Miss Priss's picture

Hi KD! How was your Xmas? ♥

There's a show called 'Momma's Boy'? Really? Damn, MK you really would watch any crap on TV and that's why ah loves you!

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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE

jammer's picture

Yeah i watched this mess for the first time last night. Bitch went insane in the membrane! Yeah after that little FATAL ATTRACTION-esque performance, she'll never fucking get a date.
Other observations:
Mrs. B is a fucking slag. Racist bitch. Next week will probably force me to blow up my tv once and for all.
and the frying-pan faced Schlommo's mamma's is a piece of work, too. I was so irked when she was trying to disrupt the one on one time between her son and the other black girl, the really pretty one. UGH.
With our luck, all the black girls will be gone by next week. That's just reality dating tv for you.
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!

KD's picture

Is she really that desperate? She doesn't look like the type that couldn't get a date. Unless she is the crazy stalker type. Don't know, I don't watch the show. Since I got cable I hardly ever watch the big networks anymore.

MJF's picture

Eh...mediocre, at best.

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