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Somehow Brit Brit managed to fly all the way to India over Christmas break and then fly back again without one pap following her ass. That's what the Mirror claims anyway. According to them, Our Lady of Cheetos has fallen in love with Bollywood choreographer Sandip Soparrkar who worked on her "Woomanizah" video. What the Frapp?!
Apparently, the two met earlier this year at one of Vadge's parties. They reunited when Sandip worked on Brit's video and that's when true love was born. They somehow found a way to spend Christmas in India together without any bitches finding out. Something in the curry ain't spicy about this shit!
A source said, “Britney and Sandip tried to keep their reunion in
Nicking the dough balls? That isn't like Brit. If she knew they were dough balls, she would have swallowed them whole and taken no prisoners. And if Sandip really wants to find his way into Brit's hear, he needs to make her cheese curry with Velveeta, of course.
This is too much too soon. Brit was in India? Brit is bumping tikkas with a dude who looks like my dentist? Brit nicks dough balls? The secrets! The revelations! You think you know someone! I feel so hurt. I feel lied to. I need to comfort myself with a Cheetotini and a Slim Jim.
Seriously, this Sandip dude really does look like my dentist. Except my dentist has been intimate with a wax strip or two and obviously Sandip hasn't. Brit knows how I feel about eyebrows and she gets with him?! The betrayal!!!! And I'm going to pretend like I didn't even see Sandip's baby bangs. I can't....
UPDATE: Yes, that shit above is Photoshopped. The Times of India says the picture has been making the rounds from Sandip's e-mail. Click here to see the original. How dare they obstruct Doogie Howser's beautiful face. Blasphemy! (Thanks Jodi)
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 8:13am.
Nothing wrong wif a woody I always say :)
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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 8:04am.
OMG It's Dave Chapelle!! *screams* *throws undies*
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FWIW, my guy is Indian and not lacking in the peen department at all. He's Hindu, but not vegetarian, not all of them are. Also someone was asking earlier in the thread about females being aborted in India, unfortunately this does happen but its not as widespread and accepted as people seem to think. India is a huge huge country with loads of different regions with different cultures, religions and languages. Incredibly diverse. So whats normal for some Indians isn't normal for all. Throughout the world but particularly through Asia males are more desired, for stupid traditional reasons. But its worldwide, I can't tell you how many Italian and Portugese families (in Canada) I have known where the daughters are essentially treated like property, no respect whatsoever given to them, abused etc while the sons in the family, no matter how bad & lazy they are, are treated like kings who could never do any wrong. Women just get the shaft everywhere basically, although obviously some places are better than others.
, “Britney and Sandip tried to keep their reunion in India hush-hush as they’re determined to have a relationship just like any other couple."MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Fuck she's a dope!
The part about being 'like a normal couple' gave me pause, but other than that, I think brit is both boring and harmless.
Guess that pap-ditching is of concern to the gossip industry she supports... Wonder if she will make a habit of it?
Submitted by Jem on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 4:33pm.
when I first looked at this, I totally thought Britney's face was the photoshopped thing!
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ditto. i thought this was another post about fake pics in the 99 cent store! whos to say its not. no doubt they had to photoshop brit-brat to even compare to doogie's fabulosity.
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UPDATE: Yes, that shit above is Photoshopped.
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She sure likes em ethnic huh? Adnan now this guy. Hmm maybe she's on to something. Magic carpet ride anyone, LOL!
when I first looked at this, I totally thought Britney's face was the photoshopped thing!
This picture is all kinds of fun-house creepy.
Rule #1: Never photoshop the Doog out of any pic. He's a hot one. Sandip, not so much.
Otherwise, I don't give a shit what Brit's up to.
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I saw a picture somewhere of Paris in Colorado on Dec 24 and now she's in Australia? I thought she's been in Australia for weeks now? Anyway, I think this is all LIES. But I especially like the dough balls part! Mmmm, nothing like some doughy brown balls to suck eh?
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I knew it could not be real,Brit likes bad boys and jerks.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Nice catch on the photoshopped picture, ladies!
I do believe Papa Spears put our Lady of Cheetos on a No Sexy Time restriction for a year. So, I doubt he'd let her fly all the way around the world strictly for a "hook-up", or a romantic date.
And what man (with a REAL JOB), especially from a strict middle eastern upbringing, would EVER date a piece of trash like Britney?
And when they have triplets they can name them Oniondip. Cheetodip, and Dipshit...How cute they will all be!
Those eyebrows skeered me. I thought they were bats.
Nah, BritBrit looks too clean in this pic to be a genuine pic. Love the photoshopping though.
Really stop reading entries about her though, I always get a ridiculous Cheetos craving and we can't get them over here. Not even original and Wotsits are definitely not the same :(
Can't believe I got duped by that photo. It sort of seemed familiar. Britney's face seemed...well..medicated.
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Submitted by London Bridge on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:34pm.
Submitted by putas on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:22pm.
Native American 'Indians' (Christ, I'm scared typing this as I am not current on what is PC. and I'm 1/4 Navajo so don't hate) are rumored to be hung like champs but Eastern Indians not so much. Never had conclusive evidence anyone care to share?
---"Sigh" I unfortunately do have conclusive evidence that East Indian men are lacking in the package area. I have dated several and they were all below average. I dated a guy from Bangladesh and he was I kid you not only 4 inches! Uggghhhh! I wish I could say I was all mature and that size doesn't matter but F@@%$ that! That's a LIE! MK posted this story sometime last year about how many Indian men are not being able to fit a regular size condom---
http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/12/08/condoms-too-big-for-indian-men-and...
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May I add to that? There are different classses of East Indian men. In my personal experience, the meat eaters are hung spectacularly well (meat eaters include the Punjabi Sikhs, the northern Indian Muslims, all known to be big strapping men). The vegetarians are below our American average (they include Hindus, Jains, Buddhists, south Indians, mainly known for their slighter builds, delicate features). The study about the condoms not fitting Indian men was done on south Indian men. There's some jokes about their stamina as well from not having enough protein in their system. I kid you not, I only tell it like many generations of women have spilled it.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:45pm.
Britney likes India, because it is the only place where her feet don't smell bad.
sorry to India. I have just heard that it smells horrible there!
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Oh? Like New York City is anything to brag about? I lived there for several years, and I thought it smelled like piss no matter where I went.
Submitted by ladykiller on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:54pm.
This photo was photo shopped to hell. She never looks that young and fresh. She's date any brown skinned guy except a black one, huh?
---Oh don't get it twisted, Britney is like her mentor Madonna--Down with the Brown--I still think she married Kevin because he was a White dude trying to swagger jack a Black dude. Back in the day Britney was dating sexy ass Columbus Short when he was one of her back up dancers and supposedly this broke up his marriage.
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This photo was photo shopped to hell. She never looks that young and fresh. She's date any brown skinned guy except a black one, huh?
I'm sure she asked, "where can I gits me ah burger y'all?"
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Total BS. I doubt she knows where India is.
MK - this post made me spew coffee all over my laptop - when i got to the "baby bangs" i started choking. it was brilliant. he looks like your dentist? dude looks my ob/gyn - should i be worried? ahahaaa ...
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LOL! baby bangs... ROFL!
I don't think MK ever gives a shit if we know he's photoshopped something. I'm sure he thinks it's already obvious, so who gives a shit? It's not like he's trying to pass it off as an exclusive.
I find it hard to believe her jaunting back and forth from a country that just had a terrorist attack. Gaza Strip for New Years I suppose.
Aww, thanks London Bridge. Maybe it'll serve as a PSA for some people? Funny.
And Nova Cutely (it's all about the cheekbones baby), thanks for the link:)
PSL- I always wanted to go to India as it is supposed to be just beautiful. Well I wanted to go to Goa in particular. Anyway my friend was living there (work reasons) for @ a year and he used to rant about how filthy it was there and it was beyond comprehension. Yeah in the especially poor areas that would be expected but he told me even the 'nice' areas with nice homes they would have animals tied up in the yards and feces everywhere, etc.. and he just was not accustomed to that, haha.
It sort of put the kibosh on my desire to go. I still want to stop in there for a few days at least for photography reasons. I must say some of the most incredible photos I have ever seen have been taken in India. Some of the people in those photos are just so expressive. Great subjects.
I bet MK did do that photoshop job or he would have come out saying it was a fake.
MK?!?!? waz up?
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all I can say is that that dude has a big head... photoshop!!!!!.... next....
Thanks snowy...you're sweet for saying so!
I think I was a bit drunk in that picture...the hand you don't see is holding a beer...lol.
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and I did email MK about that photoshoppping altho now I think maybe he did it himself, LOL
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He probably gave her partial eye contact and a half smile and she immediately decided he would be her next husband.
Britney likes India, because it is the only place where her feet don't smell bad.
sorry to India. I have just heard that it smells horrible there!
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Awww thanks putas!!
I found the link to the original real photo, not this photoshopped catastrophe! Here it is again...
http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/neil-patrick-harris...
Voila!!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:14pm.
Nova zat's u in da pic?
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Oh yeah....zat's me. :D Being silly. :D
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What a heart-warming holiday tale!
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Submitted by putas on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:22pm.
Native American 'Indians' (Christ, I'm scared typing this as I am not current on what is PC. and I'm 1/4 Navajo so don't hate) are rumored to be hung like champs but Eastern Indians not so much. Never had conclusive evidence anyone care to share?
And how could Brit fly that far to get some ass without Jamie knowing/cock blocking? Unless he hit a rough patch and was on a bender himself. Or Brit did a remarkable bait n switch or has a sweet self replica/life like dummy sleeping/snoring in her bed a la Ferris Bueller. Shit. A big ups to her if she pulled it off alone.
Anyway What is it that Ms. Nova discovered? I couldn't find it on here. And yer pic made me smile Nova it looks so mischievous. Just darling!
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---"Sigh" I unfortunately do have conclusive evidence that East Indian men are lacking in the package area. I have dated several and they were all below average. I dated a guy from Bangladesh and he was I kid you not only 4 inches! Uggghhhh! I wish I could say I was all mature and that size doesn't matter but F@@%$ that! That's a LIE! MK posted this story sometime last year about how many Indian men are not being able to fit a regular size condom---
http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2006/12/08/condoms-too-big-for-indian-men-and...
"Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided."
the picture looks so photoshopped. it could just be a publicity stunt. i don't see our lady of cheetos with a regular looking guy. its not shocking enough.
Native American 'Indians' (Christ, I'm scared typing this as I am not current on what is PC. and I'm 1/4 Navajo so don't hate) are rumored to be hung like champs but Eastern Indians not so much. Never had conclusive evidence anyone care to share?
And how could Brit fly that far to get some ass without Jamie knowing/cock blocking? Unless he hit a rough patch and was on a bender himself. Or Brit did a remarkable bait n switch or has a sweet self replica/life like dummy sleeping/snoring in her bed a la Ferris Bueller. Shit. A big ups to her if she pulled it off alone.
Anyway What is it that Ms. Nova discovered? I couldn't find it on here. And yer pic made me smile Nova it looks so mischievous. Just darling!
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baby bangs= "i'm too young to deal with this receding hair line!!"
1st that arab pap and now an indian? brits pussy is turning into a regular united nations.
I would of loved to know what happens when a frap/cheeto coated colon meets indian food. Holy Shit, literally
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:09pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:08pm.
we are going to finish the film and upload it this week, trust.
you're first on the list for the pic.
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Id be upset if you didn't!
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Brit brit should seriously log off life and do it ASAP. Her new man doesn't look like my dentist but he does bare a resemblence to the creepy pharmacist I had to deal with the other day at CVS.
Oh and baby bangs, I laughed really loud at that, like, loud loud...
Submitted by NovaNightly on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:05pm.
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No biggie....i feel your pain! :D I had that shizz cold/fever week before last. UGH!!
I have twin 1 1/2 year old nephews, one had RSV, one had pneumonia on Christmas - now I feel like a sumo wrestler is sitting on me and can't breathe.
And Carrottop, I don't think I would notice at this point if the nyquil was expired. If it doesn't work soon, I'm going to call a Vet and ask for a horse tranquilizer.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:08pm.
we are going to finish the film and upload it this week, trust.
you're first on the list for the pic.
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Would it be inappropriate if I covered myself in Crisco while singing "I Touch Myself" while looking at it?
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