You Think You Know Someone
Somehow Brit Brit managed to fly all the way to India over Christmas break and then fly back again without one pap following her ass. That's what the Mirror claims anyway. According to them, Our Lady of Cheetos has fallen in love with Bollywood choreographer Sandip Soparrkar who worked on her "Woomanizah" video. What the Frapp?!
Apparently, the two met earlier this year at one of Vadge's parties. They reunited when Sandip worked on Brit's video and that's when true love was born. They somehow found a way to spend Christmas in India together without any bitches finding out. Something in the curry ain't spicy about this shit!
A source said, “Britney and Sandip tried to keep their reunion in
Nicking the dough balls? That isn't like Brit. If she knew they were dough balls, she would have swallowed them whole and taken no prisoners. And if Sandip really wants to find his way into Brit's hear, he needs to make her cheese curry with Velveeta, of course.
This is too much too soon. Brit was in India? Brit is bumping tikkas with a dude who looks like my dentist? Brit nicks dough balls? The secrets! The revelations! You think you know someone! I feel so hurt. I feel lied to. I need to comfort myself with a Cheetotini and a Slim Jim.
Seriously, this Sandip dude really does look like my dentist. Except my dentist has been intimate with a wax strip or two and obviously Sandip hasn't. Brit knows how I feel about eyebrows and she gets with him?! The betrayal!!!! And I'm going to pretend like I didn't even see Sandip's baby bangs. I can't....
UPDATE: Yes, that shit above is Photoshopped. The Times of India says the picture has been making the rounds from Sandip's e-mail. Click here to see the original. How dare they obstruct Doogie Howser's beautiful face. Blasphemy! (Thanks Jodi)
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Submitted by RamenNoodles on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:14am.
Is it just me or does this pic look photoshopped to hell??
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photoshopped. this is so boring. i'm going over to a ufo/aliens forum. be back later, bitches.
it's not real. here's the proof:
ORIGINAL PICTURE
there you go. all lies.
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i am a sad dinosaur.
Those bangs look like they are there to cover up balding.
I call BS on this story, they would have killed her by now if she was in India. Those people don't fuck around when it comes to skanks.
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Submitted by annieannie on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:22am.
Nice find!
Happy Tuesday Hookers!!!
She is so developMENTALLY stunted, I am suspicious of ANYbody who wants to be with her. She is (by show of her ACTIONS) so completely self-consumed and ignorant I can not, for the life of me, believe that any worthwhile person would find her of interest.
Any how, India can HAVE her!!!
Please???
Go, Shitney, run! Run away! They love you more than we EVER could!
{{conspiritorial whisper}}Think she'll buy it?
She is so developMENTALLY stunted, I am suspicious of ANYbody who wants to be with her. She is (by show of her ACTIONS) so completely self-consumed and ignorant I can not, for the life of me, believe that any worthwhile person would find her of interest.
Any how, India can HAVE her!!!
Please???
Go, Shitney, run! Run away! They love you more than we EVER could!
{{conspiritorial whisper}}Think she'll buy it?
i don't buy it
that's not his head!
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I don't believe any of this really happened. No Indian family would stand for it. Remember when Richard Gere got in big trouble for kissing one of their Bollywood actresses (I forget which one) in a silly moment?
Plus, let's be honest...what man in his right mind would want Britney?
PreciousDarling I'm not sure but I know in India they like cottage chesse on their pizza! GAG!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
BTW this is an old picture. Taken around the time that she was on "How I met your mother"...or whatever that show is called. I think she wore that dress in a picture with NPH.
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What the fuck is cottage cheese curry?
What the Popozao!?? I don't believe this Curry in a Hurry for a damn minute! (btw I love that place)
This is just Britney's peeps planting a "relationship" to stir up more publicity for her new cd. I'd sooner believe she was effing the queen who vogued throughout her little mockumentary on MTV...That bitch needs Invisiline. I think Depak here was just photoshopped into an airbrushed photo and sent out like a press-kit for the holidays. We all know Daddy Spears and Brit never left the house and had a Velveeta Christmas, so no worries MK. My stomach did a slight fip flop when I saw this too, but WE know Britney beter than she knows herself, so as long as WE don't believe this nonsense I say it didn't happen. Shoo, all this curry talk, now I have to go get some samosas from MY Dentist!
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Submitted by RamenNoodles on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:14am.
Is it just me or does this pic look photoshopped to hell???
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no its not just you. i thought so too
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OKAY WOW, YA'LL JUST STOP WITH THE MOM HATING BOOT MOVES CAUSE SHE DID EAT THE CURRY AND SEE THE MAN WITH THE DOT!
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Whose head used to be on that dudes body? This pic looks beyond fake.
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LOL @ Sanjayden!! good one sheeps! :D
Well, she's taken the party in her pants to another continent. Fine by me.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:12am.
sheeps LMAO hahahahahahahahah OMG ahahahahhaahah ROTFLMAO Sanjayden hoo haaaaaaa
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hahaha I agree. That's funny Sheeps
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
Britney, 27, even flew to Jodhpur for a romantic three-day Christmas break with Sandip who is a pin-up in his native India.
a pinup LMAO those Indians are crazy for their movie stars!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
After fucking that Adnan guy for a while this dude is definitely an upgrade. I doubt this shit is true though. Britney is followed by the paps at all times and i dont think this would have happened on their watch.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
Why does this pic look so unreal?
I don't give a shitters about shitters. Meh
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
Is it just me or does this pic look photoshopped to hell??
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How many continents does she have left to screw guys on 'every' continent? I bet the geeky research scientists in Antarctica are gettin' real horny knowing their day is 'coming'. And I bet the Black guys in Africa are hoping their 'Blacks on Blondes' fantasies may come true soon - unless she takes the easy way out and goes to South Africa and gets some rich White bloke. Maybe she can go to Kenya and visit George Obama in his hut. Poor George!
Hahahaha Cheeps!
I second the comment from Novanightly. This guy is a BIG step forward from the paparazzo guy she was banging during her manic episode.
The guy sort of looks like Dr. Rey from Dr. 90210. LOL. Did he leave his annoying depressed blonde wife for Britney?
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Unless that dude is an orphan, I call bullshit. Indian people don't tolerate any hood rat shit, and she's done more of it than anyone. That guy would be disowned, castrated, and probably exported by his family for this fuckery.
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if he has a real job, it might work. =)
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sheeps LMAO hahahahahahahahah OMG ahahahahhaahah ROTFLMAO Sanjayden hoo haaaaaaa
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Things are moving so quickly that they've already begun discussing baby names. If it's a boy, they've settled on Sanjayden.
So someone sat and watched them eat dinner together and then blabbed to the press? Might it be her PR perhaps? And as for Brit, she's just desperate for security and someone to stop making her feel so lonely. Shell throw herself at the first man that gets within spitting distance of her: dancer, pap, choreographer, whatever. Its sad. And shouldn't she of been spending this xmas with her sons perhaps? Oh no, silly me, someone's being paid to look after them, I forgot.
So where the fuck did the picture of them together come from? Is it photoshopped?
Submitted by KD on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:03am.
LOL! It's as feasible as this story!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Ah well...this guy is at least 500 steps above that stupid Adnan guy.
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
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This has to be Britney & KFed in a parallel universe or something.
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At least he has a job, lol, if this is even true.
Seriously, this Sandip dude really does look like my dentist. MK. \******/ o god. mine too
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Sandip would get the shit kicked outta him in Kentwood.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:59am.
Right? Stepford Britney.
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Sandip is clever. He made a mold of her while shooting her video and had a clone made then he made up the story for some publicity.
A source said, “Britney and Sandip tried to keep their reunion in India hush-hush as they’re determined to have a relationship just like any other couple..."
Yes, we often fly around the world to be normal.
No, Shitney, normal is gone, normal packed up and moved on.
This Sandip just wanted his snake dipped.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Wow, that hardly even looks like her. WTF?
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They'll stone you just like they said they would
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Rosemary: This is also the person who called Adnan "Aiden." Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
I agree -- either TG is working on a Shitneybot for his next conquest or this pic has been Photoshopped within an inch of its life.
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I don't buy it. He actually looks decent, not douchy, and he has no landing strip. Not her type at all :P
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Snowpiece- what are you saying about UPS? My dog is afraid of all the UPS guys. Everyone else he loves.
I can't imagine her in India. Most people hate it there. It's ok, but I wouldn't want to visit often.
This girl cracks me up, if this is true. Calling him Sandy instead of his name.
Submitted by KD on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:57am.
Right? Stepford Britney.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Britney looks so young in that picture, either way it seems way to soon for some reason. She has been single for a while, so who the fuck knows maybe this guy will be the one for her. Kevin was so much hotter though. Popozao!
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How do you nick a dough ball? Sounds kinkay. And Sandip is a hwat name!