Here Comes The Rain Again (Thanks To The $1,400 Vibrator)
Dave Stewart of the Eurythmics is getting into the fuck toy business. Dave worked with the Jimmyjane company to create a $1,400 pussy throbber with a satin finish and a band of 28 diamonds around it. The vibrator also has a guitar pick attached to it with the lyrics from his song "Let's Do It Again" written on it. When you drop 1400 clams on this shit, you can also download the song for free.
The Sun says Dave is also putting out a cheaper vibrator with the same company for $140.
I know diamonds are a girl's best friend, but I doubt your vag cares about that shit. For $1,400 Dave's vag rod better do a lot more than just rub your lady business with some stupid ass diamonds. That shit better tickle your ass lips at the same time and talk dirty to you. Afterwards, it better get you a warm towel, light candles, spoon you, whisper sweet nothings into your ear and brush your hair as you fall into a deep slumber. When you wake up, that vibrator better have a 5-course breakfast waiting for you along with a perfectly warm bubble bath and Annie Lennox herself serenading your ass while you bathe. That's what that shit should do for $1,400.
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i prefer diamonds on my fingers, neck, or ears
not in my cooch
www.thatshideous.com
I've always hated this smug asshole. hated their xmas song with the Casio sound machine in the background.
Dave Stewart looks like a cross between Ringo Starr and Eric Clapton.
It's not a good look.
For $1400, I'll just pay my rent and go back to using my hand.
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"We're going down together, like traffic and weather." - Theodore Bagwell
Diamonds are a girls best friend and lover too.
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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 3:44pm.
i'm trying to figure out why i would need a dildo with $1400 worth of diamonds up my snatch...no good would come of this....
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Diamonds in the 'giney? What's not good about that? Diamonds in the poop shoot? Not so much...Diamonds in the 'giney? Works for me!....Now who's gonna loan me $1400?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I looked at the site and a couple look good,
The Iconic Rabbit looks yummy and is only 90 bucks and the Form 6 is hot ..but those lil 5 inch things that look like cigars are too freaking small to bother with.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
One word: Madonna
i'm trying to figure out why i would need a dildo with $1400 worth of diamonds up my snatch...no good would come of this....
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
what the hell kind of crazy shit is this?! when yur horny, who wants a stinkin guitar pick with lyrics to that dumb song?!
the guy has too much time on his hands
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what's the point of having diamonds you can't wear out in public?
and if I was going to spend that kind of money on something to get me off, might as well just buy a dude.
***There's some as you can reason with. And there's beasts as are biddable. And then there are some that you can do nothing with until you have them by the bollocks. ***
hmm wtf 1400?? please
"Sweet Dreams" would fit better. I hope this doesn't mean he pissed away all his money.
I have NEVER understood why Jimmyjanes are so expensive. Even the basic models are closer to 300 than 150! AND the design is...not a design. It looks like the old school bullet shaped vibe from the 70's. Or a metal plated tampon. WTF?!?
It's all about the packaging, which is VERY cute. The art on the box looks like the same artist who did the Gorillaz videos. And there are a few etched designs along the shaft in the "special editions," as if it even matters.
I saw them in Fred Segal for fuckssake! Right next to the over-priced toiletries. Of course, they were TOTALLY on sale. Even the diamond encrusted one. Why would anyone want to put a diamond circled ANYTHING in their vag? It's all beyond me.
That reminds me, I have a gift certificate for Good Vibrations and the day off! See ya, bitches!!!
That is all.
Mine cost $14 and it works just fine! LOL
He kinda looks like Ringo Starr in this picture.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
PSL,
I had to write a paper in college once supporting my assertion that Fogleberg was better than Barry Manilow. I should have just put "Well, Duh" but that phrase wasn't around yet.
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We drank a toast to innocence
We drank a toast to time
Reliving in our eloquence
Another auld lang syne...
I love the Eurythmics.
And Annie can still sing her ass off.
Dave is also married to one of the Bananrama chicks too.
Just some useless information for y'all, YOUR WELCOME!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
hmmm, and i thought paying 250 for the "rabbit" was ridiculous
loozer, I love Dan Fogelberg!
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See what you give is just what you get, I know it hasn't hit you yet;
Now I don't mean to get you upset, but every cause has an effect
- Lauryn Hill "Superstar"
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:49pm.
Save yourself $1,399 dollars and buy yourself a cucumber gals.
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OR, you could get a dildo from the Dollar Store that would probably have Angelina Jolie's face on it!
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Own it like a strap-on.
Save yourself $1,399 dollars and buy yourself a cucumber gals.
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We drank a toast to innocence
We drank a toast to time
Reliving in our eloquence
Another auld lang syne...
Just the thought that this man has thought about a woman using a vibrator enough to actually create one makes me never want to do sexy times ever again. Ever. Not ever. Under any circumstances. 'Cause I know all I'll be able to think about is him. Oh God. Help me.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Fuck. David Gest's long lost scary brother much?
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Own it like a strap-on.
hahaha TV.
I'm a Jew. Kosher is always more expensive, FYI.
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See what you give is just what you get, I know it hasn't hit you yet;
Now I don't mean to get you upset, but every cause has an effect
- Lauryn Hill "Superstar"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:37pm.
*sending PSL lump of coal and copy of Manufacturing Diamonds for Dummies*
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
For 1,400 the thing should never need batteries! I dated a guy once that was so jealous of my vibrator that he stole the batteries out of it. The next time I went to use it, I was pissed. So, moral to story is..........keep extra batteries hidden!
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:05pm.
Erm, I hope it was still in its original packaging! I knew a friend who bought underwear from Goodwill... same concept, just yuckier.
**(with Elvis pout) Here comes Santa Claus, right down Santa Claus lane!**
my vag only accepts diamonds.
nothing else.
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See what you give is just what you get, I know it hasn't hit you yet;
Now I don't mean to get you upset, but every cause has an effect
- Lauryn Hill "Superstar"
Judging by the look on his face, it looks like he's 'wearing' one that he left on. ;)
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:31pm.
He also designed one for Paris that has a built in barnacle scraper.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:30pm.
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I know, snowy...that Leviticus jewelry looks like ass.
He also designed one for Paris that has a built in barnacle scraper.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
WTF is that necklace from Leviticus jewelry? It's like a rusty licence plate around your neck!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Well that will go nicely with my gold-plated lady bits.
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
He should've designed a buttplug, since he can shove his latest single up his ass.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Hekki: ExACTly. There was a wesbite about how to make your own sex toys. It was hilarious, although its intention was completely serious. I learned a few things, though. Not going to google it now, because the rugrats are hovering, but YOU can.
I've seen that site!
I once knew a waitress who worked at my favorite sushi place that was dating a real live 40-year-old virgin. She said he liked to f*** tubs of Country Crock. The worst is that he ate it on toast when he was finished. Poor young girl wasn't sure if that was a normal thing or not. Uh... I'm gonna say NOT.
for that kind of cash, he has to let me sit on his face for a week and shovel my snow and clean the cat box.
and change the oil in the subaru.
and babysit
and dishes
and my taxes.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Albatross: "Oh, puh-leeze! Why spend money for shit do to what you can do by yourself for free? As long as I have fingers, I ain't spending my hard- earned cash! LOL"
ExACTly. There was a wesbite about how to make your own sex toys. It was hilarious, although its intention was completely serious. I learned a few things, though. Not going to google it now, because the rugrats are hovering, but YOU can.
dave stewart knows nothing about sex toys. no way this stupid cigar case could get the job done!
http://www.jimmyjane.com/shop/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=11&...
While I have nothing to do but sit here today, if there are any computer geniuses here (ha! a genius here!) would you please add me to yahoo and tell me why the fk I can't log on here with Firefox? I've been dealing with this shit for a over a year.
***deleted goddamn it!
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
Mrs. G
hahaha super worse when it happens to the boyfriend. Except I can't throw the boyfriend across the room in a rage lol
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:05pm.
Ha for $7 bucks on ebay I bought a brand new small cock ring with a vibrator. So my man and I can enjoy a lil whirl as he trwills.
can you post the link?????? :O
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Submitted by lhommeNikita on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:11pm.
OMG that reminds me of that show on HBO (Real sex I think its called?). They showed this woman who carves vegetables into penis' to masturbate with. I remember her doing a potato it, was really
bizarre.
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We worship a dancing peanut, for corn’s sake!
One time I was having a little date with "tito" and he ran out of batteries. Lazy ass
Its worse when it happens to the bf :(
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Christmas is over :(
Why didn't you mention this shit before Christmas when I couldn't think of anything to ask for.
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:08pm.
Right back at ya, Miss Priss! Hash Pipe and Perfect Situation are tied as my fave Weezer songs.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Cucumbers... Nature's dildo at 69 cents a pound.
Plus, you can carve them for your pleasure.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:05pm.
Talk about a gift for the girl who has everything! I guess song royalties aren't what they used to be.
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I was thinking the same thing! Good morning IG ♥♥
Is it modeled after the one that Annie uses now that Dave's become senile?