Here Comes The Rain Again (Thanks To The $1,400 Vibrator)

Dave Stewart of the Eurythmics is getting into the fuck toy business. Dave worked with the Jimmyjane company to create a $1,400 pussy throbber with a satin finish and a band of 28 diamonds around it. The vibrator also has a guitar pick attached to it with the lyrics from his song "Let's Do It Again" written on it. When you drop 1400 clams on this shit, you can also download the song for free.

The Sun says Dave is also putting out a cheaper vibrator with the same company for $140.

I know diamonds are a girl's best friend, but I doubt your vag cares about that shit. For $1,400 Dave's vag rod better do a lot more than just rub your lady business with some stupid ass diamonds. That shit better tickle your ass lips at the same time and talk dirty to you. Afterwards, it better get you a warm towel, light candles, spoon you, whisper sweet nothings into your ear and brush your hair as you fall into a deep slumber. When you wake up, that vibrator better have a 5-course breakfast waiting for you along with a perfectly warm bubble bath and Annie Lennox herself serenading your ass while you bathe. That's what that shit should do for $1,400.

Posted by: Michael K

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Hotness

Submitted by No Words on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:09pm.

Okay, for 1400 smackers, that thing better clean the house and wash the windows, then take me out to a nice dinner before laying the big O on me.

Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:08pm.

Deb

I love you! Killer riff is right! =)

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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE

Submitted by Deb on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:08pm.

Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:00pm.

You got your problems, I got my hash pipe

That is nearly a perfect song. Killer riff.

Has Dave Stewart lost his damn mind? Doesn't he have enough Eurythmics royalties and producing gigs that he has to sell overpriced dildos?

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:08pm.

Mrs. G

you're a smart girlie! don't get attached is right! One time I was having a little date with "tito" and he ran out of batteries. Lazy ass

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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE

Submitted by Parker on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:07pm.

I'll stick with my man, he's free. No diamonds yet though, dammit!
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.

Submitted by Salem13 on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:07pm.

For $1400 I better be in a constant state of euphoria.

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We worship a dancing peanut, for corn’s sake!

Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:05pm.

Talk about a gift for the girl who has everything! I guess song royalties aren't what they used to be.

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:05pm.

Does it play "Sweet Dreams" while you climax?

Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:05pm.

Oh, puh-leeze! Why spend money for shit do to what you can do by yourself for free? As long as I have fingers, I ain't spending my hard- earned cash! LOL
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:05pm.

Ha for $7 bucks on ebay I bought a brand new small cock ring with a vibrator. So my man and I can enjoy a lil whirl as he trwills.

Dave can keep his super expensive vibrators to himself.

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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy

Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:04pm.

Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:00pm.

Tito!!! hahahaha thats funny ..I dont name mine I dont want to get attached lol

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Christmas is over :(

Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:03pm.

If you are dropping $1400 on a toy and you get the download, honey, it ain't FREE!

Submitted by Im a Princess on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:01pm.

HAHAHA MK- you are so right now- $1400 on a vibrator- I don't think so...not when other MUCH cheaper things do the job just fine.

Submitted by Deb on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:01pm.

You got that right, MK!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by gyeah on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:00pm.

"$1,400 pussy throbber with a satin finish and a band of 28 diamonds around it."

TommyG should buy that and surgically install it as a sixth finger on Kate's hand.

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Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:00pm.

bwahahaha MK. True dat! Mine I bought a while ago for 40 bucks and it is my best friend. My finace found it once and he was like, how many times you use this shit? I think he was jealous of tito(that's what i named him)

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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:00pm.

MK, you are the gayelle I never had. LOL!

And hell NO! I wouldn't pay $1400 for a fucking vibrator!

Pfffffft.