Tuesday, December 30th 2008
One Minute, Four Seconds
It's wrong of me to judge something when I haven't listened to the entire thing, but I couldn't make it past the 1:04 mark of John Mayer's cover of Mimi's "All I Want For Christmas Is You." First of all, Christmas songs have been fucking me in the ass without Crisco since November. Second of all, John Mayer sounds constipated. The visual of him pushing out a butt nugget while singing a Christmas tune was too much for me to deal with, so I quit that bitch after a minute.
Besides, I don't need to listen to the whole thing to know that John is doing it all wrong. Dear John, get yourself a hot cup of douche water, sit back and watch this hot bitch below. This beautiful songbird will show you the proper way to cover a Mimi Xmas song:
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1:37 for Mayer
I watched the whole chinesse dude's song, my ears are bleeding.
at the 1:04 mark, did he say "7 cocks won't make me happy"?
Ten seconds on the douche video.
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Dick happens! - MK
Is it wrong for me to HATE THIS SONG WITH ALL MY SOUL IN ANY FORM THAT IT COMES IN????
Bleck! Barf! And bring out the bleach for the ears!
10 seconds for Mayer. 23 secs for the korean guy.
NEXT!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
The songbird was so serious with that! I couldn't get past the :37 mark.
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Dick happens! - MK
Where the hell does this boy find these fucked videos?
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"dick and chips: a perfect combination" MK
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCWmb8yl9z0
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You did better than I did MK...I lasted 34 seconds.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
Submitted by SkyIsGangsta on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:09pm.
My favorite version is still Olivia Olson in Love Actually.
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That girl has some serious talent.
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...I have been listening to "Asian Mimi" for the past week several times a day since we found him on YouTube and I laugh harder each time....this is my new official Christmas song...
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..."perhaps you'd like me to wash your dick for you too, you little shit"...
My favorite version is still Olivia Olson in Love Actually.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 1:06pm.
LoLo cannot post from work anymore due to some crazy messed reasons. :(
I made it to 2:06 before I quit.
Mostly because I was eating lunch and couldn't be bothered to move my food to press stop.
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 12:59pm.
I put this video on LoLo's page. I miss me some LoLo. :(
what ever happened to lolo?
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Christmas is over :(
Snow after trying to listen to both of these I would say absolutely not. Mimi needs to loose the butterflies and hello kitty at 40 but bitch can sing
I didn't make it to the minute mark on either one.
Um... no. No, thank you.
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Okay I admit the second cover is much better.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
Can't bring myself to push play on the Mayer one, but I made it to :59 on the second before the embarrassment I felt for him forced me to end the agony.
"I love my tail in these jeans!"
Is it wrong for me to love Mimi's version of this song?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Ugh...no thanks. Won't even bother to listen.
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
The second one will DEFINITELY make you laugh til you queef. Or not, perhaps. He seems to take himself very seriously though.
I put this video on LoLo's page. I miss me some LoLo. :(
Is it wrong for me to admit that I actually like John Mayer? I like his cover too.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
Whewww, that was hard to get through!
"Daddy is just one thing i need" ??????????????
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Wendy? Darling? LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
I couldn't watch the second video cuz John Mayor made my ear phones clench up like a frightened ass hole.
Kim Dong Won for Hot Slut! And John Mayer is still a tool.