Afternoon Crumbs
Kirstie Alley could eat it faster - Bits & Pieces (via Boing Boing)
Lucifer must be freezing his ass off, because Pamela Anderson is wearing pants - Hollywood Tuna
More of Lily Allen sunning her little grapes - Egotastic!
Single Ladies meets Newsies - Towleroad
Kate Moss and a headless Gaston in a Just Cavalli ad - Just Jared
Beyonce's ego is totally going to sink the boat - Lainey Gossip
That was kind of Joel Madden to keep his top on. He's thinking of us - Popsugar
Beyonce hates parties - Hollywood Rag
Celebrity tokers of the year - Cityrag
This video still needs more ass (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Vadge should use some of that cash to buy a damn meal - I'm Not Obsessed
Big shock. Guess who's the most exposed whores of '08? - Celebitchy
Michael Lohan needs to take his own advice - Socialite Life
STFU ScarJo - ICYDK
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ME i've known dogs that would sorta climb the low branches on a apple tree to get the apples.
green ones even.
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Dot, what a sad story! So sorry. :(
Spoiler Alert.........
That is what happens in the Marley and Me movie. I haven't cried that hard in a long time!
Typical Situation - yep. Mine too. Don't change brands, don't attempt to place arrowhead bottled water in the bowl instead of Ctystal Gyster.
Ugh. Damned cat.
I had a dog that wouldn't eat macdonalds. Smart dog.
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KD - HAHAHAHHA! Yeah, my pit bull, damn he had rancid farts (but he raided the vegetable garden DAILY).
He too would fart, then quickly turn around looking like "WTF did that come from?"
Stupid ass.
Damn I miss that dog.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 4:10pm.
I thought it was just my cat. She won't eat fresh tuna, chicken or turkey, or canned cat food. Dry only, and don't you dare change brands! And will only drink Brita filtered water, not out of the tap. What a brat!
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"Shut up and deal with it! Now pass me the boxed wine!" -MK 8/20/08
Y'all's stories abouts pets eating things are making me laugh. Even the one where the dog dies in the end (no disrespect; it was funny in a Sedaris way).
ScarJo should really keep her yap shut and keep it a mystery whether she's intelligent or not.
I loved the Newsies doing "Single Ladies". I love that song as much as I hate Beyonce. My little one keeps singing it, which cracks me up.
ME- my dog doesn't really fart, but every now and they he lets out and little toot and then gives this really shocked face and then quick turns around to smell it in disbelief.
Dog farts are bad to begin with, add a bean burrito into the mix and shit....
EVACUATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That dog is going to have the worst farts ever
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Methinks MK is jelly cuz ScarJos got a hot piece of man meat that he would like to sink his teff into.
Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
I can't stand Beyoncé, just read in Elle about how she said she was "raised upper-class, private schools, my dad had a Jaguar...etc..."
Um...........she was middle-class. Period. Delusional bitch.
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dude, if the top 3 grossing tours of 08 were madonna, celine dion and the eagles, that tells us one thing: TODAYS MUSIC SUCKS DONKEY BALLS!
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I have the pickiest cat ever. The thing would rather starve than eat wet food. Nor will he touch his bowl of food if it is half empty.
Bitch wouldn't even eat fresh tuna.
PSYCHO!
M.E., he inhaled. Seriously, that thing went down in one gulp! lol
When my two older cats were kittens they went crazy for canned asparagus. I asked the Vet if it was safe for them to eat and he chuckled and said "yes." :))
If you throw my dog food, after he catches it, he spits it out to investigate it. (He must think I'm trying to poison him, or something.) Then, when I think he doesn't want it I reach down to grab it and throw it out, but when he sees me going for it, he panics and scarfs it down. Weirdo.
That dog didn't even CHEW that burrito!
Damn, poor thing is going to have the worst gas, EVAH!
My dog was the stupidest little shit, we had a garden with jalepeno's, bell peppers, tomatoes, corn, a pumpking patch.
Stupid dog would eat EVERYTHING. Then whine all night with a belly ache and then stink us out of the house basically.
He also liked apples.
He was weird. LOL.
Gaston was such a good song in Beauty and the Beast.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
But the lows are so extreme
That the good seems fucking cheap
You know that dog is going to yak that burrito up in 10 minutes. What a douche.
Albatross; seriously, Joe Camel is all kinds of FUG!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Seeing Bouncy and her ugly-ass husband being smarmy on a yacht makes me want to hurl...large objects at them.
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4/4/79 - 1/22/08
I wish I could feed ScarJo to Bubbah
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Leave my Scarjo ALONE! YOUR JUST JELLUS!
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We worship a dancing peanut, for corn’s sake!
Dallas,
On a serious note. You're right. Giving beans to dogs (especially BIG dogs) is dangerous. Their stomach can twist like a Cow's and they can die. It happened to our family dog when my mom fed him a big pot of leftover chili and he whimpered and cried all night and my mom said she kept yelling at him to shut up thinking he was just being a tard. She felt pretty shitty when she found him dead the next morning. :(
Shouldn't it be most OVERexposed? And I can't believe Celebitchy wrote something sort of negative about Brangelina. I thought they were pro-Brangelina?
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We worship a dancing peanut, for corn’s sake!
The idiot giving Buba a bean burrito should be shot!
I am convinced that the Gay's do "Single Lady" better than Beyonce.
LMAO!
That was amazing. :O
OMG. That's so my dog, right there.
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Beyonce looks pretty au naturale... Nicole is skinny
thats it I have nothing everything has been pretty blah lately
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Christmas is over :(
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 3:47pm.
Fitting that Shitters is most exposed, how many times did she flash her gash? 7, 8? 10? Even a bloody shot.
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8. Weird that I know that but it came up once...and it helps me say what I REALLY want to say which is, my friend, WHO HATES that I talk about celebs all the time, indulged me by sharing a theory that Britney may have lost her hearing because she's a spoiled little brat who refused to wear her earplugs.
And that's why she can't sing no mo'
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In 20s years Scar Jo will be clamoring for someone to call her a sex symbol, because she will be on the 576th version of "Hey! I Used to be Famous!"
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
Fitting that Shitters is most exposed, how many times did she flash her gash? 7, 8? 10? Even a bloody shot.
*barfs up lettuce wrap*