Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This former hugely popular B list television star and now really in absolutely nothing happens to be married with child/ren. She has been in this space before. She has never had what one would describe as a quiet sex life despite what her image was when she was younger. Well at this point it is getting out of hand. Seems that she and her husband have always done swinging in a very exclusive club where anonymity is guaranteed. But now, she is branching out and with that branching she is losing some of her anonymity. In fact she is seriously looking for work because of a situation she got herself into about six months ago that involved several men at once. One of them threatened to expose it all and she has had to pay hush money since. She would turn the guy into the cops for extortion but feels the aftermath would be more than any attempt at a comeback could take. Meanwhile she needs to make money to keep paying out all the hush money. (CDAN)
The word "comeback" immediately made me think of my beloved Valerie Cherish as played by Lisa Kudrow. I don't want to picture Valerie Cherish getting gang banged, though. No, I don't want that.
Which TV actress has a new boyfriend with a temper? Her hipster beau is known for smacking around girls if they don’t put out. Luckily for him, she does. (Gatecrasher)
Hipsters are so violent! I have no clue, so I'll just guess Betty White. That seems like a good guess.
Which chart-topping star is hiding a Santa secret from his model girlfriend? He's already put her presents to him up for sale on eBay. (3am Girls)
John Legend? And he should just return them to Nordstrom. They take anything!
Celebrity 1 and Celebrity 2 hate each other for several reasons. But for right now Celebrity 1 really hates the fact that Celebrity 2 is grabbing the headlines. So Celebrity 1 will soon be announcing something that was supposed to be a secret for a while longer. Why the change in schedule? Simply because Celebrity 1 wants to push Celebrity 2 out of the media spotlight right after the New Year. Celebrity 1, who adopts an I’m-so-above-it-all attitude in public, is actually very competitive and very, very calculating in private. In fact, Celebrity 1 has struck a deal with a certain media source for an exclusive announcement involving a change in family structure. Very shrewd, and certain to grab magazine covers from Celebrity 2 throughout much of 2009. (Blind Gossip)
Blah. It has to be "you know who" and "you know poo." I'm guessing "you know who" is going to either give birth to another messiah or make the angels sing in unison by getting married.
The last one is definitely Angelina & Jennifer
You do all remember that Christina Applegate recently had a mastectomy and has not had her reconstructive surgery yet...I doubt she's hanging at orgies. She's also not married and has no children. Other than that, great guess!
my best friend works for a gossip mag. she claimed a few weeks ago that angelina is preggers again with twins!! idk...
By the way NEVER accuse a Brangeloonie of being nuts. I just had one rip on me. Its funny how they get so defensive because deep down they know you are speaking the truth.
My thoughts on #1:
Not Jeri Ryan -- she is on the record as saying that she was repelled by her husband's requests for her to do things like swinging.
Not Christina Applegate -- She has no kids. And not even married, as far as I know.
Not Katey Sagal -- She has been working on all kinds of stuff, steadily, since Married with Children. That includes voicovers for Futurama. Appearing for the last two years on "Lost" as John Locke's former girlfriend. And the last season as a biker wife with that Pearlman guy.
Jennie Garth for the first one! duh
Nothing like another anoxexic pregnancy to keep the title of tabloid queen. sad.
Oh god, this is a highlight from the queen of loons, taking her hand out of her mom jeans to post this deluded twaddle:
CLINIQUA @ 12/31/2008 at 1:13 am That’s what I don’t get boo - JJ got a mention in Vanity Fair who posted him BECAUSE he was a Jolie Pitt fan friendly site - they even used Angelina’s pic for his icon…so essentially, he obtained his recognition because of the JPs and the JP fans…and now he’s throwing all of us under the bus?? To become what?? Female First 2? Even Perez is smart enough to know, haters fueled by other haters, don’t do D*CK for a website - which is why he (and Dlisted) are PRO-Jolie Pitt, that is what fires the haters up and makes them post more, and it bring the kajillions of fans around as well. Igly crusty vengeful bitter hag b*tches don’t care about you Jared - they don’t click and they won’t support you in the long run — neither will they inspire great conversation, make connections with other posters, start activities, fandom things, share info and pics, get geeked and excited about live streaming events, the excitement of new births, weddings and appearances and intervoiews…all that goes away when your site is full of bile, and lies tearing this couple down…have you checked into a hater site lately Jared?
Do you know I am going to go out on a lmb and say this is not a pro Holie Shitt site and this woman is mental, mad as a cut snake and I am now off to drink in the new year content to know that I am sane. Adios and all the best.
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Submitted by missy on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 10:27am.
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That is truly sickening. Blech.
I will NEVER understand the insanity of Brangeloonies.
bwahahahahaha...
JJ makes me laugh! See, don't y'all feel SANE now?
You guys are to funny, lizzieb, I SAW THAT ONE TOO!
Can you imagine if we tried that shit with MK?
I want to read Jared's emails after yesterday.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Love Anderson, you made me do it. Another gem from JJ. Words fail me- enjoy- happy new year!
dianad1968 @ 12/30/2008 at 8:09 pm I could not believe that Jared had up TWO tabloid stories about Angie today. When I first happened on JJ in early 2006, tabloids stories were a nono on his site. That was one of the reasons I stayed and became somewhat addicted. It was respite from the other cespools out there. I was lurking in those days, and was here when the site was down for awhile, and the regulars like Gitane, Indie,4Q, guli, another poster from Australia, an one from England, I think her name was Steph, and of course PT, Ciniqua, dragonlady and many more were posting religiously. If I remember clearly, that was when they decided to start the e-mail, so that if JJ went down again, they would still be able to chat about the JPs. In those days the comments would reach 3000+, which meant mucho dollars for JJ. But I suppose now JJ doesn’t give a damn. I suppose he feels he has to cater to the hateful, venomous posters/ fans of the X who take pleasure in ripping Angie. Probably he thinks being the next Perezhilton or Dlisted is more profitable.
Ironically I was reading another story recently on JJ, and a poster took issue, albeit politely with the story. Suddenly there was a very obscene response supposedly from Just Jared. It was very surprising to say the least.
One thing that has always bothered me was the fact he never banned the more aggressive name-changing posters, who made themselves virtual pests. They would spam the thread, ut other than occasionally flipping the names, he did nothing. And yet the fans of the JPs stayed.
So now he is taking us for granted. A warning JJ, dont bite the and that feeds you. There are always alternatives.
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hahahaa, always good for a laugh that JJ... or a scare, depending on how you look at it..
this one was particularly frightening:
herald @ 12/30/2008 at 1:49 pm My prayer goes to Brangelina, wishing them from the bottom of my heart all the best for the coming years.
May the Lord grants Angelina Jolie and Brat Pitt and their children with peace, compassion and grants them the eternal wonderful life, and bless them in this world with much love, union, joy and wellbeing and protect them from all kind of evil.
**shudders**
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"married with child/ren. She has been in this space before" - that sounds like Jeri Ryan to me. After divorcing her swinging ex she remarried in '07 and has one kid.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:09am.
Holy shit. Those people have lost their minds!
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So if Mangie Ho married Brad the Balless Wonder does this mean gays can now marry and their twin INSISTED on it??????
Lisa Kudrow was/is hardly a former B-list TV star. Friends was a HUGE success.
1. Jeri Ryan (she blammed it all on her hubby to maintain custody ruining his career at the same time)
2. It's Miley! or Mischa
3. Marilyn Manson
4. Saint Angie JoHo and Chinifer
JustJared, why do you always do that, featuring tabloid news? You are definitely doing this for money.
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Hmmm....I would have to spend some time thinking...O wait! The answer's right there!
They really are fucking slow, huh? He says at the very bottom of that post that he's not with the story.
And that the doctor doesn't even treat her. It's true...why post that shit...?
O yeah! It's about Angie! DUH!
And they wanna revolt cuz some rag said it's dangerous for her to have more babies. Damn good thing she don't take those foolios to the real doctor with her.
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Those JJers! Such activists they are!
CLINIQUA @ 12/30/2008 at 1:12 pm
an oldie @ 12/30/2008 at 12:56 pm Jared has a new thread, but it’s a tabloid one. Where are we posting?
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STAY IN THIS THREAD - do NOT give OK rag hits, DO NOT buy the rag. Angelina’s pregnancy was healthy and natural. I guess the rags got their fun ruined by Angelina ONCE AGAIN getting pregnant so fast — they were all set hoping for it to take much longer than Shiloh, so they could start with the ‘Brangelina’s Infertility Pain & Drama,’ and then BAM!!! Lickety split - just. like. before. LOLOL
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Now they have this nonsense, ‘gestational diabetes,’ doctors warn Angie to not get preg for a year…hahahahahaha!! Angie said her pregnancy was healthy…and guess what…gestational diabetes doesn’t lend itself well to traveling by boat, helicopter, plane after plane, and then promoting the rounds at Cannes and walking the red carpets.
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MASSIVE FAIL, OK RAGAZINE…MASSIVE. LOLOL STAY in this THREAD.
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Funny how the words "very, very calculating" always bring Angie Jo to mind! Maybe she's going to finally devour poor Bradley like the praying mantis she is and trade him in for someone who doesn't look quite so beat.
Clearly nothing ages a man faster than adultery...
Since they allready have fiftythree kids, it cant be that they are having another child that is the big change.
They are marrying.
FUCK NO! I JUST HAD TO CLICK ON LOVE ANDERSON'S LINK! That was incredibly funny! They were so mad! There are a few gems that made me ROTFLMAO!
Like this one!
Passing Through @ 12/30/2008 at 4:37 pm
# 1310 QQQQ @ 12/30/2008 at 2:00 pm
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I am sorry but Jared is an assh*le for posting that bullshit story.
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They are blaming JJ for Brangelina's misfortunes! ZOMG! Jared has tainted their comfort zone!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
1 Jeri Ryan or Katey Segal
4 Maniston and Jolie
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
So Angelina is manipulating the press again huh.
#4 certainly sounds like you know who squared, but what reason would Angelina have for hating Jen though?
#1 the firecrotch from Married with Children
TV actress is too vague. I love Blind Gossip blind items coz they give you a few clues and you can usually figure them out. Last one is totally you know who.
First one sounds like Katey Segal.
Last one sounds like Angelina and Aniston. Angelina has already said they are looking to either adopt or have another child very soon. And Anistons's movie is beating out Brad's movie right now, and Aniston IS getting a lot of attention. So I'm guessing Angie wants the limelight back on her again.
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Submitted by chica robotica on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:21pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:17pm.
Thanks, Sheeps. The blind items kill me bc after all the speculation, you don't always find out. Correct answers should be required!
Welcome. Yup, ITA. I figure the authors are afraid of being sued, or they got the info on the DL, or they're still checking a few things out.
#2 has got to be whitney port and her low-rent nyc justinbobby.
LOVEANDERSON: hahahahahahahahaaaaaaa*gasp*HAAAAAHAWHAWHAW!!! I LOVE when they do that..."I'm not gonna post on this thread" thing!! Fucktardz...like tanturmmy two y/os! Maybe I need to go look, just for a peek....*slaps self* NOOOO!!! I aint NEVUR GURNA Blanche!!! *deep breffs*
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Ok, here's the thread the loons stayed at in revolt:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/12/26/brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-natural...
Here's the thread they spit on:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/12/30/angelina-jolie-doctors/comment-p...
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Ohhh, that was so good, Love Anderson. I wonder which loon has Jared'd huevos in a jar...
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#1 is Tori Spelling! HUGE B-list star (c'mon Katey Sagal & Jeri Ryan huge?) Other clue is "despite what her image was when she was younger." She had the Donna Martin reputation.
GOTDAYUM, I almost wanna head over for a peek...*holds on to last shreds of sanity* Don't go to Mordor!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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dv8trix on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:57pm
OMG, IT'S ANARCHY!!!
They all went to an old thread about the opening of Benji Butt, like a herd of rabid Hyenas, it was very entertaining.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:54pm.
whaaaa?? OMG, even JARED's daring to crticize the great HOlie?? SACKriliege!!! *cue the torch-waving villagers*
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Ok, over at Crazy loon central, the master Loon posted a thread about Skeletina and how she should not have anymore babehs, the LOONS REVOLTED!!!
THEY RIOTED!
It was from OK! magazine and you would swear Jared posted the Satanic Ritual Doctrine.
I, of course, want to send him a cupcake.
And, the last one, is timed up to fit Skeletina and Jennifer.
Timing is everything.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Whoa, I thought cupcake girl was Shelley Long, not Lisa Kudrow. Hell, she fits the blind item too.
Swear to ME!
Celebrity 1 is definitely Jennifer Lopez and Celebrity 2 is definitely Madonna.
It is well known how much they despise each other. And how passive aggressive Lopez is.
Cant be Katey, shes making her money doing Sons of Anarchy
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:17pm.
Thanks, Sheeps. The blind items kill me bc after all the speculation, you don't always find out. Correct answers should be required!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:37pm.
It would be delicious gossip and I don't put it past them to be swingers -- he needs a guy in the mix and she looks like she would go off and satisfy herself. Also, she dated Chris Klein and I get the feeling they had *loud* sex. Whatever. Can't be, though, bc I'm pretty sure money wouldn't be a problem. Even with such a fiasco, I'm sure Tom would bail her out. He probably bailed Nicole out of several similar situations.
I guess it could be Katy Sagal but I never knew she had any sort of image before... other than that of Peg and oh, hey, I'm not Peg.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:36pm.
I think Tigerlilly is right. Katey Segal was married for the third time in 2004 and welcomed "a child" (through a surrogate). Anyway, her hubby looks like a swinger:
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I was thinking he looked more "child toucher" than "swinger"!!!!!!
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:59pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:49pm.
I bet Al's sorry now.
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I know...I swear until the gender was established, I thought it was him. I mean, Katy's done some work, but not so much with what's his name, right?
Meh, I kinda hope it's not her, though...but I think it is...
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:49pm.
I bet Al's sorry now.
You know what I always thought would be a kick in the pants? If Maniston got back together with BratBoy Pit. I think Evil Angie would have a coronary! I don't know why Angie is so bothered by Maniston. She got the guy already, so shut-up!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:34pm.
Hehe. That he does!
I think they make the perfect match, like soggy toast and limp noodles.
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Katy Segal...
Married with Chidren, obvious...
Been it this "space" before...Futuroama
YoungER (as opposed to young)... Now she oldER...
"what her image was"....She had a well publicized miscarriage and went throught a lot of trouble to have a kid which gave her a big following im the Mom Jeans market, then she did some Lifetime Movies after MWC.) But her career has pretty much fizzled compared to the hey day's and paying off a dirty whore is expensive...not that I'd know....:-/
Yeah, and what with TexanDoc posted? I'm kinda sorta thinkin' it's her....
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