Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This former hugely popular B list television star and now really in absolutely nothing happens to be married with child/ren. She has been in this space before. She has never had what one would describe as a quiet sex life despite what her image was when she was younger. Well at this point it is getting out of hand. Seems that she and her husband have always done swinging in a very exclusive club where anonymity is guaranteed. But now, she is branching out and with that branching she is losing some of her anonymity. In fact she is seriously looking for work because of a situation she got herself into about six months ago that involved several men at once. One of them threatened to expose it all and she has had to pay hush money since. She would turn the guy into the cops for extortion but feels the aftermath would be more than any attempt at a comeback could take. Meanwhile she needs to make money to keep paying out all the hush money. (CDAN)
The word "comeback" immediately made me think of my beloved Valerie Cherish as played by Lisa Kudrow. I don't want to picture Valerie Cherish getting gang banged, though. No, I don't want that.
Which TV actress has a new boyfriend with a temper? Her hipster beau is known for smacking around girls if they don’t put out. Luckily for him, she does. (Gatecrasher)
Hipsters are so violent! I have no clue, so I'll just guess Betty White. That seems like a good guess.
Which chart-topping star is hiding a Santa secret from his model girlfriend? He's already put her presents to him up for sale on eBay. (3am Girls)
John Legend? And he should just return them to Nordstrom. They take anything!
Celebrity 1 and Celebrity 2 hate each other for several reasons. But for right now Celebrity 1 really hates the fact that Celebrity 2 is grabbing the headlines. So Celebrity 1 will soon be announcing something that was supposed to be a secret for a while longer. Why the change in schedule? Simply because Celebrity 1 wants to push Celebrity 2 out of the media spotlight right after the New Year. Celebrity 1, who adopts an I’m-so-above-it-all attitude in public, is actually very competitive and very, very calculating in private. In fact, Celebrity 1 has struck a deal with a certain media source for an exclusive announcement involving a change in family structure. Very shrewd, and certain to grab magazine covers from Celebrity 2 throughout much of 2009. (Blind Gossip)
Blah. It has to be "you know who" and "you know poo." I'm guessing "you know who" is going to either give birth to another messiah or make the angels sing in unison by getting married.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:21pm.
Luke Pritchard looks like a slow Jonas Brother.
Poor Mischa. Cisco Saggy Balls would be better than that.
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RE: TV actress has a new boyfriend with a temper? Her hipster beau is known for smacking around girls if they don’t put out. Luckily for him, she does.
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HA! I don't know if you can call her an actress, but google told me Mischa Barton just started dating Luke Pritchard from The Kooks.
And apparently he has a temper:
http://www.nme.com/news/the-kooks/36633
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Didn't Jeri Ryan DIVORCE her hubby because of the swinging..if she liked going to those clubs, wouldn't she still be married to him?
Cox is going to guest star on Scrubs. I still say its her. Her hubby looks like he's down for swinging and sharing...
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1 totally sounds like Anne Heche. The wholeEllen thing then leaving her husband for another man. Did she also think she was an alien?
Wasn't there gossip last month about Ange being prego again? ---She spilled the beans about it at some restuarant...(?)
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Well Lisa Kudrow does those Nintendo DS commercials for that cooking trainer program.
P.T. Bull, glad to help out. If you want to get a big dose of blind item reveals, Enty from Crazy Days and Nights will be doing one all day New Year's Day. Yeehah!
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Ok, thanks for the perspective. My impression was that applegate is kind of religious and monogamous, but then I am out of guesses. ;)
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:18pm.
Enty from CDAN uses the phrase "married with child/ren" in a lot of blinds. It's not necessarily a clue in and of itself to someone on the show Married with Children.
Today's blind items are really hard especially the first two. Geez...
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Enty from CDAN uses the phrase "married with child/ren" in a lot of blinds. It's not necessarily a clue in and of itself to someone on the show Married with Children.
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
For some reason, I thought that the first one was Punky Brewster. Don't ask me why.
Is the pink ho in the picture a cupcake or a polyp?
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The first one has to be from Married with children show. But I have no idea who. Applegate isn't married (right?) - and I don't remember the others on the show.
The last one: I'm thinking Angelina's pregnant or they're adopting again. Not separation. They're trapped together now. Oh well. We'll see. Fuck, I don't buy a magazine, even if I read it regularly (like Bazaar) if Angelina is on the cover. Now there'll be more of them.
What if number one is Katie Holmes?
That would be delicious gossip.
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I think Tigerlilly is right. Katey Segal was married for the third time in 2004 and welcomed "a child" (through a surrogate). Anyway, her hubby looks like a swinger:
http://www.collider.com/entertainment/interviews/article.asp/aid/5432/tc...
Got to be a new baby for the Jolie-Pitts. She'd never admit defeat with a separation and it would make no sense to agree to a magazine deal regarding a separation - I think she's a cow but that would really be cold! Plus it would hardly be subtle for her to keep crying on the shoulders of the same magazine, it wouldn't take her fans long to figure out that she has a deal and think she was a cold bitch to milk every aspect of her life that way. No - I think baby.
I still say Katy Segall for number one. I think "married with children" is a clue, an obvious one. Then, it says her image "when she was youngER", not young. Also, she went through a traumatic miscarriage and a lot of trouble to finally have her kids which gives off the "maternal image". And while she's worked here and there since MWC, it certainly is in no way as high profile. Plus, even if she's gettin paid well, it all depends on how much is coming in and how much is going out. I mean, she may live high on the hog and that's all good, until she has to pay off a blackmailer. I think it's her.
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Wait. Isn't Katy Segal in some stupid new show with Hellboy, or did that get canceled?
Velveeta? Is that a PP and CT hybrid you're sporting there?
Submitted by chica robotica on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:10pm.
Chica, the blind items use "child/ren" as a tease or red herring, instead of telling you if it's singular or plural.
Also, been in this "space" before. Star trek-space Jeri Ryan
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Star trek???
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeri_Ryan
She has had sex issues in the past.
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That's the clue for #1 (rather than married with children) I'd bet. Weird thing to say.
I THINK SOMEOONE EARLIER WAS DEAD ON FOR #1 WHEN THEY SAID JERI RYAN!!! Thats makes perfect sense-she was there before, her husband is French, she has children, she was a HUGE B List star. My money is on Jeri.
I would love to be at that orgy!!!!
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In spite of what you all think, #4 is not Angelina and Maniston. Both ladies have been getting equal amounts of publicity this year, with Angie winning the war because of the nominations she's gotten so far. There is no competition between these two. Y'all need to think of two other women who would care enough to battle each other over publicity because Angelina and Jennifer each get enough. Just count the tabloid covers for 2008 and see how many they both have been on.
Just my opinion!!! Besides, if this BI is true then we will all know in a few weeks.
It says money with child/ren. Meaning what? Maybe the couple have children but only one is theirs together?
#1 says "married with children"
Lisa Kudrow has only a child so I doubt it's her.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:04pm.
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LOL. They will also outcap Kanye!
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Submitted by Lory on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:52pm.
My money is on New baby-separation. Can you imagine the headlines?
hahahaha. More exclamation points!!!
Mangelina and Braddie are laying low right now; until the oscar nominations balloting is over.
Once that's out of the way, these two, being MASTER MANIPULATORS will re-activate their power playing.
Braddie has to explain to the gays about why he's getting married. He will probably (Remember, he's a MASTER MANIPULATOR) tell them why he's going back on his word; i.e. that he won't get married, until marriage is available to everybody!
Mangie and Braddie will plot something!
Katy Sagal would be fun but what about "despite her image when she was younger!?" I thought she was wild when she was younger. Lord, remember her twin sisters' tv show!? Double Trouble? I loved that show. Eh, anyway.
#1, I think we're looking for a Valerie Bertenelli type. I don't know. Candace Cameron? I don't even believe that one. Hm.
#1 screamed Melissa Joan Hart to me. I can't even imagine anyone else for it.
I'm going in another direction on that last one and I'll throw out Britters and Batboy's wife - Chrissy being the jealous one who's going to announce her new pregnancy in an attempt for headlines.
She acts like she doesn't care about the celeb game, but you know she totes does.
Does Jen really get more press?
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Sweetas, My money is on New baby-separation. Can you imagine the headlines?
*YET ANOTHER BABY FOR THE HUMANITARIAN GLOBETROTTERS! BRAD WALKS!!!!!
*BRAD DATING HOT CO-STAR! ANGELINA DEVASTATED!
*INSIDE ANGIE'S HEARTACHE! JEN GETS THE FINAL LAUGH!
*SHILOH'S DIARRHEA REUNITES THE FAMILY FOR ONE DAY!
*ANGELINA SPENDS THE NIGHT WITH CLINT EASTWOOD! EXCLUSIVE PICTURES OF ANGIE AND CLIT ARRIVING AT THE HOTEL!
*EXCLUSIVE: ANGIE'S NEW BABY, NOT BRAD'S!!! BRAD CRIES ON CLOONEY'S SHOULDER, SAYS INSIDER!!!
*MADDOX EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW!!! PAX IN THERAPY! ZAHARA WANTS DADDY BACK!!! THE YOUNGEST EAT THE FURNITURE!!!
Etc, etc... Well, you see, they could go on like this forever and we would have to live under a rock in the Amazons.
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I wish #3 were a wedding announcement. Jen's wedding announcement. So much better than a baby announcement. We've had too many of those and not any reeeally good weddings with pix. And Jen looks like she'd do a good wedding (again). Were there any good weddings this year!?
#1 has to be a former child star who's been married two or three times. I'd guess Maureen McCormick (Marcia Marcia Marcia!) or Patty Duke (if that didn't sicken me).
They will sell the marriage photos to People Magazine and say all proceeds go to the "Jolene-Pit" charity/business international corporation.
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A Brangelina marriage would cause immediate head explosions for about a bazillion Brangeloonies worldwide.
OMG guys!! WHAT IF (#4) the bomb shell is... trouble in paradise! You know that the baby collecting is making people yawn now. Marriage? Meh, that would get some attention but not enough.
Gawd, she could milk that for a year as they "try desperately to make it work" (i.e., they've already been fucking everyone but each other for a long time) and her fantards would rally to her cause even more! The poor, sweet Earth Mother, who makes Mother Teresa look like a heartless calculating bitch, tossed to the side with her 57 orphans!! Oh, the agony! *hand to forehead*
Please sweet baby Jesus, please let me be wrong on this one. I might have to swear off news, mags, TV and *GULP* the internetz...
#1 Katey Sagal.
#2 is Miley Cyrus.
The last one is Angie Jolene fo sho. You know she does EVERYTHING for a planned out agenda.
"Celebrity 1, who adopts an I’m-so-above-it-all attitude in public, is actually very competitive and very, very calculating in private."
Come on that is sooooooooooo obvious. Everything is a battle to her. That's why she finds taken men hot.
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Number 4 is way too obvious, isn't it?. Angelina Jolie and Jenifer Aniston?. So are these two fucktards going to marry just to grab media headlines?. What about "we're going to marry when the kids find it necessary" or whatever bullshit Bradley said?. Definitely, the brangelina fuckwads are media whores.
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I think #4 is Tommy and KatE are jealous because of the twins born this summer. I think KatE will be having another baby soon. Maybe he just thinks we'll talk about it all year.
Hey, could number one be Julia Louis-Dreyfus? She is kind of a B actress with a family and all. She keeps out of the spotlight quite a bit. She has been married FOREVER to Brad Hall.
I guess celebrity one and two would be Jolie and Maniston, because they are the only two in the spotlight right now.
A has-been b-lister sounds a lot like christina applegate formerly kelly bundy on married with children given the catch phrase in the clue.... Am I reading too much into this clue?
coldplay fishsticks....Sounds like a gourmet trailer park restaurant special...I'll have the coldplay fishsticks with the nascar butter sauce and a 12 pack of meister brau....
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Ham Sandwich - that was my initial thought but has Nicole ever acted all above publicity? And has Paris really been getting that much attention lately, I really don't think so.
MJH is a good guess...It's hot if it was JLO though. I know it's not.
Last one you think has to be Jolie/Pitt and would be far more interesting than some boring family like Affleck / Garner. Could this also be the blind item second coming of coldplay fish sticks...probably not since both don't love the spot light. Make you think though.
I'll hope for Jolie / Pitt since this didn't seem kosher to begin with....And my Kosher I mean salt...Que?
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Can't be JLo or Madge for number 4 as it has to be a celeb who acts like she is above all that publicity calculation, don't think either of those 2 have ever pretended that. It just has to refer to Angie and Jen, Jen's been getting all the headlines lately and Ange always pretends not to care about her image but secretly is the biggest media manipulator out there (see NY times article). But is it a split or a wedding? HAS to be a split surely.