Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This former hugely popular B list television star and now really in absolutely nothing happens to be married with child/ren. She has been in this space before. She has never had what one would describe as a quiet sex life despite what her image was when she was younger. Well at this point it is getting out of hand. Seems that she and her husband have always done swinging in a very exclusive club where anonymity is guaranteed. But now, she is branching out and with that branching she is losing some of her anonymity. In fact she is seriously looking for work because of a situation she got herself into about six months ago that involved several men at once. One of them threatened to expose it all and she has had to pay hush money since. She would turn the guy into the cops for extortion but feels the aftermath would be more than any attempt at a comeback could take. Meanwhile she needs to make money to keep paying out all the hush money. (CDAN)
The word "comeback" immediately made me think of my beloved Valerie Cherish as played by Lisa Kudrow. I don't want to picture Valerie Cherish getting gang banged, though. No, I don't want that.
Which TV actress has a new boyfriend with a temper? Her hipster beau is known for smacking around girls if they don’t put out. Luckily for him, she does. (Gatecrasher)
Hipsters are so violent! I have no clue, so I'll just guess Betty White. That seems like a good guess.
Which chart-topping star is hiding a Santa secret from his model girlfriend? He's already put her presents to him up for sale on eBay. (3am Girls)
John Legend? And he should just return them to Nordstrom. They take anything!
Celebrity 1 and Celebrity 2 hate each other for several reasons. But for right now Celebrity 1 really hates the fact that Celebrity 2 is grabbing the headlines. So Celebrity 1 will soon be announcing something that was supposed to be a secret for a while longer. Why the change in schedule? Simply because Celebrity 1 wants to push Celebrity 2 out of the media spotlight right after the New Year. Celebrity 1, who adopts an I’m-so-above-it-all attitude in public, is actually very competitive and very, very calculating in private. In fact, Celebrity 1 has struck a deal with a certain media source for an exclusive announcement involving a change in family structure. Very shrewd, and certain to grab magazine covers from Celebrity 2 throughout much of 2009. (Blind Gossip)
Blah. It has to be "you know who" and "you know poo." I'm guessing "you know who" is going to either give birth to another messiah or make the angels sing in unison by getting married.
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Katy Segal probably has a decent amount of money from residuals from MwithCh and Futurama, as well as that other show she was just on. She's worked steadily at least. I'd guess that its someone much bigger, like Courtney Cox or someone like that that was huge, and now is barely working.
No clue who two and three could be.
Four has to be our favorite attention whore, who is probably announcing a wedding. It will never end..where is it, when it is, blah blah blah. if the were breaking up, then Jen would be equally featured. if they are adding to their football team, attention is solely on them.
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Nicole = 1 & Paris = 2
Yes, Stan, but didn't Jeri say it was her HUSBAND and not HER that was into swinging and he made her go to a few clubs, blah blah blah (??)
Yeah I'm thinking the "change to family structure" line is pretty telling. If it was chidren wouldn't be a "new addition"? The change to fam structure must either be a marriage or separation. And to keep us talking all year it would have to be a separation surely? A wedding is just a party and its over. And then there was Bradley's quote about not knowing how it will end but that it was beautiful while it lasted. Seems likely it could be a separation but surely not until after oscars night? When is that again?
Can you imagine the press releases and guff from jolie if brad leaves her skinny white ass?
Frankly I prefer they stay together.
Nothing more off putting that a self styled martyr.
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How bout Katey Sagal for No. 1? She is married with child and obviously was on the same TV show.
A change in family structure? Angie and Brad are splitting up? Marley & Me was the last straw?
The last one is JBlow. JBlow is going to announce her divorce from Skeletor soon. Madonna is going to announce she is pregnant with A-Rod's spawn via Khaballa walla.
Today's blind items have me totally baffled.
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Blind items is just another favorite part of my dlisted addicted day! I can never guess but I trust you Michael K to fess up all the news!
I am a dlistedephile fer sure. Much stronger and more importanter than a Scientolodrone.
Wasn't Jeri Ryan into swinging with her ex husband with whom she destroyed his political ambitions?
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I think and hope and pray the swinger is Jeri Ryan from the "Star Trek- Next Generation" series who played Seven of Nine. She and her ex got divorced over swinging. Lucky f'n bastards.
Hopefully her new movie role will be "Star Trick-New Penetrations" and she'll play Six of Nine.
Assimilate me biatch.
I would like to know the "real" answers to the blind items.
GQ headin up to one-two-five... Black Moon
they all sound like a bunch of losers!
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Missy, I thought the same exact thing.
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No idea about the rest but the last one has to be Maniston.. she is gonna marry John Mayer right?
Or is it Angelina announcing another baby?
Either way its those two at it again. Get lives bitches!
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Submitted by Margo on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:08pm.
Good guess on MJH! The last one is definitely Saint Angie.
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I kinda hope Brangelina don't break up, the longer they stay together the better those kids memoirs are going to be.
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I cannot handle another year of Angie being knocked up and the 6702385208572 covers of how the baby is in trouble, she collapsed, etc.
I'm going to scratch my eyeballs out.
Submitted by Margo on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:08pm.
Melissa Joan Hart? Sabrina and Clarissa Explains It All. Kids and not working recently. Squeaky clean image when younger? Black cat?
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Good guess. I also thought it might be Candance Cameron. She is super squeaky clean, but you never know.
I thought the last one was JLo vs. Madonna with JLo announcing her divorce.
#4 Brangelina? Chris Martin & Fishsticks? Jlo & Skeletor?
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ok on the last one Im so calling divorce
or separation, whatever
her and brad are getting sick of eachother and they know the cash cow will keep milking if they can keep the obsession of the public alive..
there will be affairs, betrayal, new dates, tell-alls, fighting over kids... oh yes, it will drag ON
divorced is the new pregnant!!
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Melissa Joan Hart? Sabrina and Clarissa Explains It All. Kids and not working recently. Squeaky clean image when younger? Black cat?
Ugh the last one is so mega obvious. You would think she would try to at least pretend that she didn't need all the media circus and hideaway somewhere quiet. But then she has to show up and bore us all to death with her holier than thou attitude. As for Jen, who gives an f anymore? I have one thing to say about John Mayer for the 3rd one, he's not a "hipster" in most circles...just a famewhore douchebag. So it's gotta be somebody else.
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I think the B-List swinger is Donna Martin (Tori Spelling) We all know she's a mother now and even has estate sales so I think it's her or at least I like to think so though thinking of her with tons of guys (eww) is a horrible horrible visual.
I also think that the super confusing one with Celeb 1 and Celeb 2 may actually be referring to AnHOlina Jolie. She must hate that Jen beat out her baby daddy at the box office. Yay Marley!
Celebrity one and Celebrity two is too vague but I'll guess.
Kermit the Frog and Oscar the Grouch?
Betty White would kick a man in the balls before he laid a hand on her! My guess is Jennifer Aniston..........she is dating a "chart topper" and ol Jessica did a song about a BF that got physical with her. Hmmmmmmmm
I knew I disliked Mayer for a reason!
MK, I'm deadly sick with the flu and that's entirely too much thinking up there. You need to stop cocking around and put in real guesses..so sick people don't have to think. duh. And don't feel bad Mrs.Gosling, I thought the same thing..but I don't think it's her..I think we were just grasping..lol. I suck at these things.
I am dyin to the know the first answer but the last one is sooooooo definitely Angelina Jolie and Maniston. I hope Mayer is ready to deal with the crazy mess Maniston is sure to become.
Yeah, the last one has to be the Jolie-Pitts. It has to be a new baby (or 5), because a wedding wouldn't steal headlines for almost a year, but a pregnancy would.
Is #1 Susan Surandon?
You mean people still say "puts out" in that way?
I thought number one was christina applegate but I dont know if she has kids or married lmao so maybe not i suck at these
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HAHA Yes Betty White though I don't imagine her letting anyone bully her around.
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