Exclamation Points Are Fun!!!!
It's been a long time since my eyes tried to jump out of their sockets from trying to read Kanye West's blog, so I decided to hold my eyeballs down and go on over. Yesterday, Kanye went off on Media Takeout for claiming he chants to get rid of ghosts and spirits. Kanye doesn't chant! It probably sounds like chanting, but Kanye was just screaming at those ghosts with SQUID BRAINS to get the fuck out of his house! You know those ghosts couldn't take it and they quit that bitch. Kanye should start his own business. GhostCAPPERS!
And Kanye is right, exclamation points are fun!!! They really are. They make everything sound extra extra extra exciting!!! See? It's not as exciting without the zillion of exclamation points. Let's try it with a really boring word: Aniston. Or Aniston!!!!! See, even Aniston is exciting with exclamation points.
Snideychick sez:
"But all caps and exclaimation marks are best if it's: BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
YA, AND ANYONE THAT WRITE IN CAPS IS AN ASSHOLE!!!
WHY DOES THIS DOUCHE EVEN EXIST? WHO IN THE WORLD GAVE THIS DUMB CUNT A RECORD DEAL? HOW MANY CORPORATE DICKS DID HE DEEPTHROAT. FUCK KILL THIS PIG.
This guy has to be the most insufferable cunt in the whole world. Bitch can't sing for shit either.
omg, after all this time, I think Kanye is our very own COMINGBACK!!!
"OK NOW..."
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I like him but he has to step up and start acting more mature
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Yeah, Aniston is so boring!!! If Kayne wants to scare the ghosts away all he has to do is sing!!!
98 shows? He's bragging about doing 98 shows in a whole year? That is some kinda lame. I mean, that's nothing to brag about even if you do, you know, play an instrument or sing, maybe. I don't think 98 90-minute "shows" are all that taxing if all you're doing is lipsyncing.
I saw BB King play for almost 3 hours when he was 70...his doctor had just made him cut down to 300 shows a year. And he was actually performing! When Kanye is 70 he'll be doing 1 or 2 comeback shows a year in Japan, and he'll still be motherfucking bragging. I mean, MOTHERFUCKING BRAGGING!!!!!!
DAE (argh I spelled it wrong AGAIN last time)!!!!
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Yeah... You don't piss off your mum! EVER! I'm da mom in the house and if anyone pisses me off close to Xmas day...nobody eats. Simple as that. So iffin' ya want some xmas grub ya shut yer trap and smile. lol
We had fun...it was too short though. :)
Thanks Dot,
It all settled down in the end, but the #1 rule is you dont upset Mum on Xmas day, or the week. Xmas is hard for my mum and she really doesn't need people annoying her, *shakes head*
That sounds like so much fun. I'm glad you had a good time. :o)
~♥~I love you, I love you
Whats wrong with saying it the easy way?
I love you, I love you
Whats wrong with saying it the easy way?~♥~
Annnd the "Craziest Shitheel of 2008" award goes to...QUEEN KANYE WEST!
DEA, your avatar looks YUMMY!!!! <-on topic lol
Sorry about your family tift during the holidays...hope it all worked itself out and you enjoyed it in the end. I had a wonderful one...it was simple and sweet and I had the company of my daughter for almost 4 straight days. She bought us Mario Party for our Nintendo Wii. We played it to death while she was here. :)
I hate this mouthbreather!!!!!! There. I feel better.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Hey Dot!!
My Xmas could've been better, dad upset mum on Xmas day. Bad move, amazed he's still breathing.
I did post a couple of times *sheepish grin*
As of right, all is very, very, very well with me! I hope everything alright with you too!!
~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~
i think putting pricy items in your blog for morons like yourself (in this case kanye) and his readers is beyond pathetic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why anybody would want their blog to read like something an angry 15 year old boy typed out between wank sessions and getting yelled at by mom is beyond me. I guess Kanye is just so damn cool he can get away with it.
What I don't get is why he has to yell so much...? The caps make me think he has squid brains...and that's all he knows how to use. I'm thinking of staying in for NYE also, I'm sick AGAIN! I hate being sick. Fuck!
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
OI! Don't knock the "!!!!!"!
RAPE!! SO EXCITING!!..oops
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:07pm.
HEY DLSITERS, HOW ARE Y'AL???!!!
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->edited my spelling: DAE!!!! How'd your holidays go? People were worrying aboutchoo when you didn't post on the last Xtina threads! Hope all is well with you, hunny bun! :)
Hasselhoff!!!!
Just trying the exclamation point thing.
He still sucks.
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Submitted by tojo on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:45pm.
BBM = Big Blowhard Mother = Kanye
You nailed it. Hats off to you.
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"Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke --MK
TITS I don't drink boooz. I bought a six pack of cream soda though and got krunk!!!!!!!!!!
I better go now before Mrs Kravitz gets home!!!!!!
KANYE SAVE ME!!!!!!!!
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BBM = Big Blowhard Mother = Kanye
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:25pm.
and I'll bet parasite would get with that, too.
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"Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke --MK
Zoomy - drunk and drinking cream soda? Christ on a stick zooms!!
tell me you didn't put liquor in cream sodas?
the only thing more sick making would be a cream soda float with booze!!
Mrs K is off work soon...
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I know this much is true, I wanna do bad things with you.
BBM = bodacious bowel movement which is an apt description of Kanye's prose.
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TITS, I'm drunk from downing 3 IBC cream sodas. I'm being naughty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:20pm.
Ok, but here's the next question:
What does a BBM do that's so special?
Tries to rehab Paris Hilton.
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"Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke --MK
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:06pm.
Hekki send the texts!
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you're very frisky today!
Hekki - give us his number and we'll send the texts.
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I know this much is true, I wanna do bad things with you.
Ok, but here's the next question:
What does a BBM do that's so special?
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Submitted by bittersweet82 on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:06pm.
I thought BBM = Boinking Benji Madden.
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"Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke --MK
LMAO, 98 shows? Bands that actually write their own music and try to make it live on the road over 150 days of the year and 130 of those days are shows. Who is he kidding? Keep pressing buttons to make music. YOU SUCK. YOU SUCK. YOU SUCK.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:09pm.
Lol, this is just a quick stop and say hi thing, I'll be on proper on about an hour.
I'm sorry, RL called.
I've missed you all too.
I'm spending new year with the boyfriend! I'm going to his tomorrow! *dances*
~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:07pm.
It is about FRICKIN TIME!!!!! I have been wracking my SQUID BRAINS trying to figger out where ya been.
I have missed you, DAE.
Welcome home. What's the haps??
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"Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke --MK
HEY DLSITERS, HOW ARE Y'AL???!!!
~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~
Hekki send the texts! WOOOOOOHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAWWOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAHA
That's my Dr. Evil laugh.
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Submitted by zomay: "I was in the store last week and a lady who was looking DIRECTLY at me said "I AM NOT FUCKING BUYING YOU ONE MORE CHRISTMAS GIFT...BUY THEM YOUR GOD DAMN SELF."
I looked at her in wonder until she saw I was looking at her and she pointed to her phone. Then turned her cart around. "
LOL. I HATE that. Mr. Hekki and I had a little tiff this morning about that. He was talking loudly in the other room and I yelled "Are you talking to me?" and he said "yes" so I go in there and he's on the cell phone and I go "Pfft" in annoyance and he got all mad at me. Half the time I answer him and he's not even talking to me.
Maybe for revenge I will send him dirty texts and then be like, "Oh I sent that to YOU?"
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:54pm.
Even when I'm typing in all caps, I still hit the shift key out of habit. Does everyone else do that?
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yES!
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I know this much is true, I wanna do bad things with you.
Love me some media takeout, but not as much as Dlisted..lol Kanye is a douche, makes me ashamed to be black and young.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:47pm.
Word.
Nothing but an empty 'status symbol'. 'Look how important I am, I can't even commit to listening to you'.
Had one fucktard ANSWER his phone in a theatre then walk to the exit doors TALKING. If that wasn't bad enough, he then held the door open letting the light stream through while continuing to talk.
I shot lazers from my eyeballs and he left.
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I know this much is true, I wanna do bad things with you.
EvilShoe knows her shite. Amen.
Even when I'm typing in all caps, I still hit the shift key out of habit. Does everyone else do that?
I was in the store last week and a lady who was looking DIRECTLY at me said "I AM NOT FUCKING BUYING YOU ONE MORE CHRISTMAS GIFT...BUY THEM YOUR GOD DAMN SELF."
I looked at her in wonder until she saw I was looking at her and she pointed to her phone. Then turned her cart around.
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Reading Kanye's blog is like reading the diary of a 4th grader with ADHD.
Note the elegant mixture of the question marks, exclamation points, and all-caps blended tastefully on a black background using azure type.
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Submitted by mahaatma on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:20pm.
...have a Blackberry?....hell, I won't even answer my phone....
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Same. I hate my fucking phone. It's so obnoxious, always bothering me when I'm in the middle of something. I don't have a cell phone either cuz going out is the only way I can get away from it as it is.
I have this friend who works in movies. I only say that cuz I ALWAYS get all discriminatory about it and say "Movie People! *eyeroll*" Every time her phone rings, which can be lots sometimes, she breaks mid-sentence (hers or others) to answer it. No "Excuse me a minute". No waiting a second til the sentence is done...then she'll turn her fucking back and walk away for God knows how long! No "O, this'll only take a minute" or "I'll be a while - sorry" Fucking nothing. So fucking rude.
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Submitted by bittersweet82 on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:06pm.
BBM to me stands for Brokeback Mountain. That's it and that's all.
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Nuttin wrong with a lil chanting to ward off the evil.
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