Exclamation Points Are Fun!!!!
It's been a long time since my eyes tried to jump out of their sockets from trying to read Kanye West's blog, so I decided to hold my eyeballs down and go on over. Yesterday, Kanye went off on Media Takeout for claiming he chants to get rid of ghosts and spirits. Kanye doesn't chant! It probably sounds like chanting, but Kanye was just screaming at those ghosts with SQUID BRAINS to get the fuck out of his house! You know those ghosts couldn't take it and they quit that bitch. Kanye should start his own business. GhostCAPPERS!
And Kanye is right, exclamation points are fun!!! They really are. They make everything sound extra extra extra exciting!!! See? It's not as exciting without the zillion of exclamation points. Let's try it with a really boring word: Aniston. Or Aniston!!!!! See, even Aniston is exciting with exclamation points.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:39pm.
When ES speaks on tech issues, I for one listen. :)
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:39pm.
I think I love you.
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I know this much is true, I wanna do bad things with you.
Submitted by mahaatma on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:20pm.
...have a Blackberry?....hell, I won't even answer my phone....
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Say now... have we dated?
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I know this much is true, I wanna do bad things with you.
Submitted by bittersweet82 on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:06pm.
BBM = Blackberry Messenger... isnt anyone COOL enough on this site to have a CRACKBERRY??!!!
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Oh hell no. I don't do LEASHES. I fucking HATE anyone that has to have their communication device on 24/7 like a damn security blanket. And I hate those that say "Why didn't you answer your phone, your RIGHT there!" No shit, and when I want to answer it, I will. Remember the days of pagers and answering machines? Impatient fucks that Cry Wolf calling people all fucking day demanding instant gratification of an answer annoy me too death.
Besides, who wants a bionic CrackBerry thumb?
Fuck.
Shut your porthole, dumbass!
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Dick happens! - MK
kdracofan,
Same here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and then
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and I said don't squeeze the
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bitch moved and the damned
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Needless to say we ended up in
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...have a Blackberry?....hell, I won't even answer my phone....
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..."perhaps you'd like me to wash your dick for you too, you little shit"...
Mmmmhmmm, somebody textin after some purple DRANK.
No me. I've never sent a text message in my life. *hanging my head in shame*
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no shame in it.
i've only ever used it to send cut and paste movie time info to my cell phone from my cell providers websites 'send a text' screen.
only because it's quicker than writing it down.
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I know this much is true, I wanna do bad things with you.
Submitted by bittersweet82 on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:06pm.
BBM = Blackberry Messenger... isnt anyone COOL enough on this site to have a CRACKBERRY??!!!
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bitter there is nothing cool about being leashed to a device that means you are in contact with your work 24/7.
there nothing cool about ignoring people you are with to tap out a text on a device instead of paying attention to others.
There is nothing cool about tuning out of a business meeting that other people have taken the time to attend in both body AND mind to check your email.
There is nothing cool about being so poor at time management that you have to do the above.
Common courtesy is very uncommon these days.
I hate those fucking things.
If any mother fucker pulls that shit in a meeting I'm chairing, everything stops until they're done, then they're told off and either asked to pay attention or leave.
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I know this much is true, I wanna do bad things with you.
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Submitted by bittersweet82 on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:06pm.
BBM = Blackberry Messenger... isnt anyone COOL enough on this site to have a CRACKBERRY??!!!
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No me. I've never sent a text message in my life. *hanging my head in shame*
Maybe it wouldn't seem like he was yelling if he wasn't a chanter.
PS. Does he realize he could do the same thing with all little letters. I used to do that. It drove people crazy.
♥ ThreadKilla!
The Rules of the Internet
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
BBM = Blackberry Messenger... isnt anyone COOL enough on this site to have a CRACKBERRY??!!!
BBM http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/BBM
blocking and bracing materials sounds sexy.
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I know this much is true, I wanna do bad things with you.
According to urban dictionary BBM is blackberry messenger...or broke back mountain
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Christmas is over :(
Submitted by eszter on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:59pm.
could bbm stand for BlackBerry something?
Yes, BB Messenger. (I had to look it up.)
eszter,
This is all a could come up with quickly:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=BBM
-And if you really want your head to spin:
http://www.acronymfinder.com/BBM.html
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I've always thought cap-locks was a teensy passive-aggressive.
could bbm stand for BlackBerry something?
ok, i came to the comments to ask what BBM means, and now that i see others have already asked the same thing i'm inconsolably disappointed
sucks finding out u won't find out
Big Bad Motherfucker?
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I know this much is true, I wanna do bad things with you.
Fluorescent blue text on black background?
Now THAT is rude!!
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I know this much is true, I wanna do bad things with you.
Hahahaha Angel! I like Big Bullshit Meter.
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:31pm.
What's a BBM?
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Your guess is as good as mine.
A Baby Bowel Movement?
A Brother Benji Madden?
A Big Beautiful Man?
A Better Bullshit Meter?
I have no idea.
♥ ThreadKilla!
The Rules of the Internet
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
I LOVE YOUR CAPS DOUGHBAG, BUT YOUR MUSIC FUCKING SUCKS AND NICE FUCKING GLASSES TOO JACKASS!!
speaking of 'celebrity' blogs - check out micheal blohans latest. http://www.mikelohanonline.com/
the song is choice to say the least.
he's using it as a springboard for his new 'a list' career. BWHAHAHAHA
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Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock
I think Kanye and Wonky McValtex should hook up!!!
TEAM KANYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH! AND JEN ANISTON IS NOT BORING!!!!!!! OK!!!!!!
SHE IS HOT!
lol @ lizardbits
What's a BBM?
MrsG, but she DOES! She has an exclamation point butt!
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also you should see what nicky would do to your ass.. she truly cares and knows paris better then anyone. she would really have you bitchslapped for saying mean things to paris.
-carelbearloves 12/30/08
celebrities and their own blog = a lot of hours for us to make fun of their stupid asses !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
KD: A long while back, back before he was the "voice of the generation" I decided that I do not have much tolerance for this guy. But, because I like to think what I am typing, could not properly swear him out because I didn't know how to pronounce "Kenye" or whatever it is. Tom, on the other hand, is easy, hard to mix up, and is generally a douchebag. Tommygirl being an example.
Kanye is my Tom. The bane of my existence. I refuse to call him by his name.
FUCK YOU TOM!!!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:22pm.
I have a Jack Russell Terrier. one of my nicknames for her is "exclamation point butt".
hahahaha thats a long ass nickname
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Christmas is over :(
What the fuck is he talking about?
♥ ThreadKilla!
The Rules of the Internet
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
even thou--- sorry, Kanye style: EVEN THOUGH I KNOW HE GETS A GHOSTWRITER FOR HIS BLOGS, WHY THE HELL WOULD HE WANT PPL TO THINK THAT HE HAS TIME TO READ GOSSIP BLOGS SEARCHING FOR POSTS ABOUT HIMSELF. ESPECIALLY GUTTER TRASH SITES LIKE MEDIATAKEOUT.COM.
this dude is truly pathetic. he probably googles his name several times a day.
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I dont think, I drink.
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:24pm.
Without reading the post:
SHUT THE FUCK UP TOM!!!! I very much dislike you!!!
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Tom? Tom who? The myspace nerd, or tommygirl?
Let's try it with a really boring word: Aniston. Or Aniston!!!!! See, even Aniston is exciting with exclamation points.
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MK you are a hoot!
GQ headin up to one-two-five... Black Moon
I read that one part to say "I just want to chill, poop, and watch some movies". Shoot, I think I know the feeling. I just might stay home, too.
Without reading the post:
SHUT THE FUCK UP TOM!!!! I very much dislike you!!!
His stupidity makes my brain hurt.
Arrogant mouf breaver.
I have a Jack Russell Terrier. one of my nicknames for her is "exclamation point butt".
heehee
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also you should see what nicky would do to your ass.. she truly cares and knows paris better then anyone. she would really have you bitchslapped for saying mean things to paris.
-carelbearloves 12/30/08
YES KANYE CAPS AND EXCLAMATION POINTS ARE FUN BUT DOUCHEBAGS AREN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"