Dear Katie, Please Stop Taking Us On A Walk Down Fug Fashion Lane
My mind completely blocked out the fact that we used to torn-up wear flared jeans in the fucking 90s. Thanks to that haggard bitch Katie Holmes, the awful memories came flooooding back like an evil butt wart breakout. Some things you would just like to forget, like flared jeans!
I bet this bitch is stealing shit from Tommy Girl's old box of clothes marked "The faaaabulous 90s," because I don't even know where she buys this fugness.
What the fuck is next? Spaghetti strap dresses over t-shirts? JAMS shorts? I should send Katie the hottest outfit my sister used to wear back in the day. She used to wear spandex leggings with polka dot chiffon flares at the bottom. She also had a matching crop top with flared-out chiffon sleeves. This was the 90s. Not the 70s. It was so hideous. Katie would totally wear that mess with a perfect robot smile on her face.
Here's Katie hurting my feelings with those jeans in NYC today. Suri probably ripped them off her legs, because later on she wore leggings. Still fug, but not as offensive as those flares.
I think she looks like Diane Keaton in the second outfit...Honestly, is she happy?
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Did tommygirl dress his zombie in the dark?
She doesn't have a fuckin' clue, does she?
gross jeans
i wonder if she picks all this out herself?
www.thatshideous.com
Does anyone else think there's something weird going on lately with her mouth?
Our favorite hostage is smiling?? Tommy Girl must have let her have a five minute telephone conversation with her family. After all, it's the holidays!
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
KATIE NEEDS TO GROW OUT HER FUCKING HAIR, GET A FUCKIN FACE LIFT. STOP SUCKING TOM'S COCK CAUSE WE ALL KNOW THATS HOW SHE GOT THOSE NASTY FUCKIN SORES ALL OVER HER PISS MOUTH. SHE'S A DUMB ASS SLUT, UGLY ASS KID, FUCKING BRAT.
this is what happens when you stop being Posh's friend...you dress yourself.
shut up, don't judge me
I think she looks terrible...thin, tired and hopeless. The outfits look deranged.
I don't feel sorry for her at all...she sold her soul for a few pieces of silver. And put her child in Crazytown.
She looks like a scarecrow.
Dear God! She is painfully thin. She looks sickly.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Submitted by . on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:19pm.
If I were gonna rebel with clothing I'd:
A. Wear next to nothing
B. Dress in drag
C. Don myself in a hefty bag
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Ahhhh . you never cease to amaze me with your comments. LOL
GQ headin up to one-two-five... Black Moon
I will admit that sometimes she dresses on the strange side, but I have no problem with the second outfit. Give me that Chanel bag Katie!
GQ headin up to one-two-five... Black Moon
can't someone program her a sandwich or an iced mocha or some shit? i mean, that's the shit that makes me not look like i just died and resurrected.
she looks HORRIBLE. i mean, frumpy, old, pasty and pale.
she needs a vacation from her stupid husband and her robokid.
I like the flare-bottoms and the scarf she is wearing with them, but the top part of the whole thing is out of flow, it looks like she got dressed in the dark or something. The coat thing is hideous regardless of the pants they would be paired with.
i think the bells are kinda cute - it's the mom-cut that makes me cringe
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Stoney, she's getting horrible reviews. She got the part only because she's Mrs. tom Cruise. She's not an actor..she's a wanna be movie star. her fresh face cuteness is LONG gone, so she's not hot babe material anymore, and she's not a good enough thespian to take on roles that Kate Winslet, Renee Zeilweger, and Streep read for.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
I would wear both those outfits,love them.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She does look cute but I think it has more to do with looking happier and healthier.
Ah, I thought she looked cute for once; shows what I know...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
C'mon MK, we wore those damn things in the early '70's too. Except they were such low hip huggers that the zipper was about 2 inches long, MAX! They were great abs exercisers....ya had to live sucking your gut in all the time!
tigerlilly...
as you mentioned... giving suri over to tom's ridiculous and dangerous beliefs... that is so hard for me to understand as well. there has been information on the internet for at least ten years that would have warned her.
I was younger than she was when I refused the opportunity to take free classes. my boss was going to pay. I figured out I had to get away from that and I did.
I wouldn't even have gone into the center to speak with tom if I had been katie. I do think she saw all the riches and fame and jumped at it. but she might have gotten those things on her own anyway.
katie might be able to extract herself. maybe tom has someone else lined up to replace her. I don't know if she will be able to get suri. definitely not until tom has a replacement tot.
maybe this horrid hairstyle has some connection with the play she's in? she probably could have someone come to her apartment every day and do her hair if she wanted.
well if I was super rich I would have a hairdresser, a maid and a chef! I have a subscription to vogue, so maybe if I was like katie out dropping thousands on clothes I could be a top fashionista.
She's so getting paid for the photos and loves the attention. She pulled a Brit Brit and changed her clothes so the photographers could get more shots of her.
Christian,
I, Christian lub you Christian!
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Soft lips are open
The nuckles are pale
Feels like you're dying
Your dying!
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:23pm.
Carrottop,
I am sooo tired, as I had to take Mummie to the doc at 8 am, then everyone to lunch, then DOWNTOWN for the concert, so I don't know how long I will stay on, but let me say....I lub you!
*sigh*
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I lub you too, Christian. You light up Christian's life with Christian.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Carrottop,
I am sooo tired, as I had to take Mummie to the doc at 8 am, then everyone to lunch, then DOWNTOWN for the concert, so I don't know how long I will stay on, but let me say....I lub you!
*sigh*
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Soft lips are open
The nuckles are pale
Feels like you're dying
Your dying!
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:14pm.
Carrottop,
*la la lah no boner la lah*
It was fucked when the flames and the drum solo started!!! I had to remind myself that I was there with my nephew and not 23 again. I was tempted to bust out the devil horns and bang ma head!!!
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If you HAD done that, he'd have thought you were the coolest aunt ever. If you'd really gone off the deep end and whipped your jubblies out, well, things might have gotten weird. So I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm glad you didn't.
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Don't care much myself except that I think Katie may have gotten smart and already made the move to single motherhood. The celebs like to have everything well hashed out and completely over before the public finds out. Unless you're Madonna and you use leaking your own rumors to sell concert tickets.
Carrottop,
*la la lah no boner la lah*
It was fucked when the flames and the drum solo started!!! I had to remind myself that I was there with my nephew and not 23 again. I was tempted to bust out the devil horns and bang ma head!!!
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Soft lips are open
The nuckles are pale
Feels like you're dying
Your dying!
Yeah...she could spill the beans about the truth of Suri's birth and parentage; I'm pretty sure he wouldn't want THAT to come out, so she does have some decent bargaining chips in her favor, doesn't she?
Eh, who really cares. I did like the cute fingerless gloves she had on the other day.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:03pm.
CarrotZ!
I should *snort* have known that you had ma back! Thank you for no "nephew getting owned in the backseat"'s!! (he had A blast!! didn't text his chickie once!)
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That's because he was avoiding any possibility of popping a monster boner in front of his auntie.
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Own it like a strap-on.
CarrotZ!
I should *snort* have known that you had ma back! Thank you for no "nephew getting owned in the backseat"'s!! (he had A blast!! didn't text his chickie once!)
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Soft lips are open
The nuckles are pale
Feels like you're dying
Your dying!
katie's outfit is beyond hideous...i can't even concentrate on the words of this post...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
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Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:53pm.
Stone me, but I think those jeans are kind of cute.
Zap me with a stun gun, but she doesn't look that bad here. I agree.
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Lavender marriages are bad enough without bringing an innocent child into the mix.
She has the ultimate insurance policy. Suri. I would put serious money that her actual birth date is two months before the official one. Katie disappeared for a while around 7 months. A month later she was back, shopping for shoes every single day with a belly that changed with the weather. Even if the unbelievable happened and Suri does carry Toms DNA, something is very fishy about her birth.
Okay, thank you for the answers. I see now. B/c leaving him would mean leaving Scientology, yes? Could she leave him but stay a scientologist (or pretend to) so they would have no reason to out her? I would think that Tom has "secret tapes" on file too, so if Katie had a decent lawyer, couldn't he subpoena those tapes to stand alongside anything Tom's lawyers produced on Katie? I mean, really, our legal system does not recognize scientology recordings as anything especially official, does it? And this is craziness they are BOTH deep into, so one parent looks no more sane than the other.
And if she did sign over all rights to Suri as a condition of her marriage, then she really gets what she deserves. Who would do that? That alone might be enough evidence to show a judge that she's unfit (however, a good lawyer would argue that no father would ask a mother to sign away all her rights to her child, thus turning the tables on HIM). See, I don't truly see how he ever comes off looking better than she does, or how any "sign away the child" document could hold up in court. Plus, his Hollywood power seems to be dwindling into a smoking mess of shit, too, thus taking that threat off the table. She'd be poorer, certainly....but...wiser?
But why does she always wear those hideous jeans? GAWD!!! They are not flattering at all. She needs to watch What Not to Wear. DARK WASH JEANS! DARK WASH JEANS!
Stone me, but I think those jeans are kind of cute.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." [Mrs. Kravitz of dlisted.com]
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:47pm.
CarrotChristian,
I took the chile DOWNTOWN for his first concert tonight!! Did *sniff* you *wipes tear* forget??
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Of course I didn't forget. I was just trying to restrain myself from making any inappropriate "your nephew's old enough to give a woman great pleasure" comments so I stuck with tires.
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CarrotChristian,
I took the chile DOWNTOWN for his first concert tonight!! Did *sniff* you *wipes tear* forget??
xxyxz,
HATE the dentist! Sadistic mutha fuckers!!! I have a cracked crown in the back that is on borrowed time...tick...tock...tick..
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Soft lips are open
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Your dying!
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I'm doing good. I FINALLY went to da dentist!! I get to keep my 3 teefs
She's starring on BROADWAY. That's better in my book, and more exciting, than being in ANY b-list romantic boxoffice bomb movie. I think she knows what she's doing, and that is exactly: "I will use this billionaire mother fucker for his billions, his ultimate alimony, and his career advancement. I'm on Broadway now." PERIOD.
Forget the 90s. Let me call all my latino cousins and have them dig up all their breakdancer clothes from back in the day - BVD tops, Lee jeans in every color with the permanent crease in sewn in, silver nameplate necklaces and belt buckles, Playboy brand shoes in maroon, black and grey, fat lace sneakers, mesh tops. Why just not bring back all fucked up trends??? Look at this outfit she is wearing. Bitch looks SKINNY as hell!!!
Is it pink wig avatar time for 2009? lol
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:18pm.
Sadly there was a point in that movie where I would have gladly become one of his 'closet dollies' just to make the sexy time with him to Sussudio.
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I loved how he would critique music artists then...blood spatter.
ON T: Idiot.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:18pm.
I agree to an extent Tiger, but I do think he promised her not only a ton of money, the best of everything for her child, but I'm sure he promised her oodles of help with her career, guaranteed roles through his production company, etc. I think she believed he would deliver, and not use her to bolster himself at the expense of her career (like forcing her to do mad money over The Dark Knight, force her into a role out of her league like on Broadway). At least, I hope she was duped rather than went into it with her eyes wide open. Still doesn't excuse her from running now.
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He promised her the moon ON PAPER...What? They "dated" 6 months? She had her lawyers too.... The bottom line is she chose greed, money, movie roles, power. So, she got screwed a little on the last two...She ain't waitin' tables as a result! I don't and won't feel sorry for her. I'll MAYBE feel a TINY BIT sorry for her when SHE divorces HIM and it becomes ugly, but I'll only feel a little bit sorry for her because there are women who have fought a far more courageous fight for their kids. Anywhore, that wont' happen and I just can't feel sorry for this whore. I just can't...FUCK HER and she needs it cuz she ain't gettin' any dick from Tommy Girl.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:32pm.
Carrot,
I meant tired. I am tired! Big night out remember!!!
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YOU'RE TIRED? GET THE EFF OUT OF THE STREET! THOSE RUBBER FUCKERS'LL KILL YOU! RUN YOU RIGHT OVER!
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Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:29pm.
LCT
I told you to ask okie why my email times
Aren't that great long story
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I'll email Okie times right now times for your email times. Excitement times! High five times! Blow job times. Oops times. Inside voice times.
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xxyxz,
Hey Babbeh!! How you doin'?
Carrot,
I meant tired. I am tired! Big night out remember!!!
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Soft lips are open
The nuckles are pale
Feels like you're dying
Your dying!