Dear Katie, Please Stop Taking Us On A Walk Down Fug Fashion Lane
My mind completely blocked out the fact that we used to torn-up wear flared jeans in the fucking 90s. Thanks to that haggard bitch Katie Holmes, the awful memories came flooooding back like an evil butt wart breakout. Some things you would just like to forget, like flared jeans!
I bet this bitch is stealing shit from Tommy Girl's old box of clothes marked "The faaaabulous 90s," because I don't even know where she buys this fugness.
What the fuck is next? Spaghetti strap dresses over t-shirts? JAMS shorts? I should send Katie the hottest outfit my sister used to wear back in the day. She used to wear spandex leggings with polka dot chiffon flares at the bottom. She also had a matching crop top with flared-out chiffon sleeves. This was the 90s. Not the 70s. It was so hideous. Katie would totally wear that mess with a perfect robot smile on her face.
Here's Katie hurting my feelings with those jeans in NYC today. Suri probably ripped them off her legs, because later on she wore leggings. Still fug, but not as offensive as those flares.
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So my whole theory on her outfits being weird because she's in a show on broadway kinda looks weak right now because she's wearing bellbottoms
Clairsse
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Jams were 90s? Umbros were totally 90s.
I feel no sympathy whatsoever for this twit. FWIW, I don't think she was knocked up when she met Tommy. I think SuriBot was conceived in a lab with sperm from an anon. donor or someone MTP knew like his cuz, William Mopather. No way in hell would Mr. Control Freak ever take the chance that a would-be Baby Daddy would pop out of the woodwork.
I'm heeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeee! At night, that's right.
If I were gonna rebel with clothing I'd:
A. Wear next to nothing
B. Dress in drag
C. Don myself in a hefty bag
I agree to an extent Tiger, but I do think he promised her not only a ton of money, the best of everything for her child, but I'm sure he promised her oodles of help with her career, guaranteed roles through his production company, etc. I think she believed he would deliver, and not use her to bolster himself at the expense of her career (like forcing her to do mad money over The Dark Knight, force her into a role out of her league like on Broadway). At least, I hope she was duped rather than went into it with her eyes wide open. Still doesn't excuse her from running now.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:53pm.
Wow....*dreamy sigh* I loved him in "American Psycho"...
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Sadly there was a point in that movie where I would have gladly become one of his 'closet dollies' just to make the sexy time with him to Sussudio.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:10pm.
Carrottop!!!
Lub it!!! I am home, and TARRED!!!
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TARRED? GET OUT OF THE FACKING ROAD! THAT SHIT'S STICKY!!
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Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:59pm.
Good Evening all
Carrottimes did you read my second post to you last night?
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Negative darling. What'd you say?
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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:59pm.
I think she was young and niave enough to believe whatever bullshit Tommyboy fed her, so I do feel a little bad for her, as it has become clear she truly had NO idea what was in store for her. However, she knows now, and I don't feel sorry for the fact that she doesn't run away now.
I think her fug clothes are her last acts of rebellion...its probably the only thing Tommy doesn't control, and it must make her happy to be getting the precious attention that Cruise craves by looking ridiculous.
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I hope you are right about the fug clothes. THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!
As far as feeling bad for her....Her "marriage" was hashed out in front of lawyers. This is not some blushing bride, blindly in love, who walked down the aisle with no idea what could possibly lie ahead. She knew. She was knocked up with someone else's baby; Tommy Girl needed a beard; they dated for a few months; he jumps on Oprah's couch (cuz that shit makes you all in love and hetero and shit); they marry and she pops out a 6 mos. year old baby. She knew. I don't feel bad for her. She sold her soul. She signed on the dotted line. Oh fuckin' well...She has a roof over her head, food on the table...I'm going to feel bad for her???? FUCK NO! She got herself into this mess, but she does not have the guts and the integrity to get herself out, not even for the sake of her child...FUCK HER!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Carrottop!!!
Lub it!!! I am home, and TARRED!!!
Edit to add....Hey xxyxz!!!
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Soft lips are open
The nuckles are pale
Feels like you're dying
Your dying!
Good Evening all
Carrottimes did you read my second post to you last night?
I think she was young and niave enough to believe whatever bullshit Tommyboy fed her, so I do feel a little bad for her, as it has become clear she truly had NO idea what was in store for her. However, she knows now, and I don't feel sorry for the fact that she doesn't run away now.
I think her fug clothes are her last acts of rebellion...its probably the only thing Tommy doesn't control, and it must make her happy to be getting the precious attention that Cruise craves by looking ridiculous.
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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:35pm.
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Wow....*dreamy sigh* I loved him in "American Psycho"...
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
No clue how y'all do that
lol
Submitted by Rosemary on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:43pm.
I mean TIts
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heeheehee
I'm waiting for her to notice! :D
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I know this much is true, I wanna do bad things with you.
lol I'll always love these type of jeans. I still buy them, i buy those and boot cut and others, I have mostly though bootcut. But I still buy flared.
Those pants are not only ugly but dangerous! I had a pair in the 70s and tripped on them when I was coming off the schoolbus. Landed on my ass. Very embarrassing. Swore off anything bigger than boot cut from that day forward. Imagine my horror when I saw them revived in the 90s. Not a trendwhore here. I continued wearing classic 501s. On topic, stupid, silly Katie will trip too probably while she's holding the kid. Oops!
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Ok I guess i get it angel, thanks. And yeah i've read up on people trying to escape, etc...it's insane.
Submitted by Rosemary on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:36pm.
If they have any clue about this Cult beforehand and they are in an "arranged marriage", why if they have any brains, do they actually spill their guts? Why not just give them some crap that isn't anything and say that's it? Am I missing something here?
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It's a classic con game. They suck you in with personality test and shit like that then gradually gradually they turn up the dial to crazy. Before it gets to crazy people get sucked in to the 'normal' part of their image. Once they come to their senses it's too late for a lot of them. There are some really tragic stories of what people have gone through trying to leave that cult. Check out youtube. People have had to be kidnapped to escape. No shit.
It's like any other manipulative relationship... cults... wife and child beaters... alcoholics etc..
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I'm guessing Katie didn't know what she was getting into. But I guess what I mean is, why if this marriage is not real, why tell your secrets when the marriage isn't even real.
If they have any clue about this Cult beforehand and they are in an "arranged marriage", why if they have any brains, do they actually spill their guts? Why not just give them some crap that isn't anything and say that's it? Am I missing something here?
OH, in honour of Clarissalina, I wanted to post this little video of pure sexy time:
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=7xzlabK-C7Q
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Submitted by RedWeatherTigerD on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:28pm.
Sorry -- I'm in & out -- family drama. I don't think it's Tommy Girl so much as the all-powerful CO$. Or Hell, they are probably one now. It's a scary, incredibly powerful organization. There are a couple of sites devoted to them that are run by ex-Scienos. Scary, SCARY stuff. One is something like "how did they die?" M.E. I think is the one who 1st alerted me to it.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
K, so basically, signing up for Scientology is pretty much offering yourself up to the Oubliette? Eh?
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Submitted by RedWeatherTigerD on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:24pm.
I know I am naive, but could someone explain how TC can control what happens to the kids in the divorce? Everyone seems to think that if she leaves, he keeps Suri...but how does he manage this legally? Even Madonna has to share her kids with their father...I know he's "powerful," but how does he do it, exactly?
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Part of it has to do with their "religion" which includes a "rundown". Basically, Katie has to confess every deep dark secret she has ever harbored in order to become "clear", presumably, to deal with the past and come to terms with it and such, only in this cult that she's signed up with, it is used as black mail. Not only that, but Tom is, of course, more powerful in Hollywood than Katie, so he could sink her career, then you have the crap about Hollywood powerhouses taking sides, not to mention, who's gonna get the better lawyers? Who has the top attorney's in his pocket? It sounds paranoid, but that's the reality. Power+Money=Results...Honesty+Modesty=Poverty
If these two get divorced, Katie will see Suri for photo ops, and then Tommy Girl's terms only.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by RedWeatherTigerD on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:24pm.
Good question.
Blackmail. Same as he did with kidman. In $cientology you have to spill your deepest darkest secrets and they tape record that shit.
Marriage contract. They didn't get married until after the baby was born - and I'm betting it was so a paternity test could be done. Any contract with that fucktard will involve her giving up a lot of access to her child if she leaves.
It's commonly believed that with nicole it was leave with your reputation intact and no kids or face exposure for all that you've told to the cult. She chose to leave the kids.
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Tommygirl should really stop dressing Robo-Kate.
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I know I am naive, but could someone explain how TC can completely control what happens to the kids in the divorce? Everyone seems to think that if she leaves, he keeps Suri...but how does he manage this legally? Even Madonna has to share her kids with their father...I know he's "powerful," but how does he do it, exactly?
And while I'm at it, how did Nicole Kidman "choose her career" over her children when HE initiated the divorce? I thought she was shocked when he gave her the boot?
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:10pm.
Cute new look, Monquita!
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Thank you, Sheeps! It's nice to see ya!!!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Honestly, why does she even bother getting out of bed in the morning? Is she that starved for attention?
Since I'm sure this site has a word limit on comments, I shall just briefly sum up the key points of this atrocity:
1. Bell bottoms were fashionable in 1972. The only place you can find bell bottom jeans now is at your local Goodwill Store or swap meet. Lose it.
2. The shirt with the train: cut that ridiculous tail and use it as a dusting rag. Better it, burn it.
3. Owl sunglasses - so 2005. Stop reading fashion magazines from 3-4 years ago that sit in your dentist office and using them as your guide to current fashion.
4. Leave the leggings and ballet slippers to the "tweens" who don't know any better.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
ahhhh *cringe* i had those jeans sans the holes (cuz i'm classy) wore them to a destiny's child concert before their first album came out and before beyawnce was a horrible witch and before kelly had fake hair and titties and before we knew there was a basement baby....Katie bot why must u bring back these memories!
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:07pm.
Sock-Monkey on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:00pm
*dodges green beans, kicks tennis cans, reloads Sofa Batteries*
Butt burns and socks in your slots for that Monkey!
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*gets hit by tennis cans* *loses control of pink Vespa* *lands in ditch*
*raising fists in the air* Somebody is gonna pay!! Grrrr!!
ON T: I bet Katie throws things when TommyG is not home.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Has anyone noticed that Tom is only around during major holidays and when he is doing interviews in NYC. They bought up 5 lofts in that building so they could move there and keep the family together. Its been just Katie and Suri there for quite some time with the exception of when he parades friends and family for the paps.
We blamed her looking like hell on Tom sucking the life out of her. Maybe it was separating from Tom while performing live theater that made her so sickly.
Submitted by Brittny on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:05pm.
Banana fritters baby! Wif icecreams and choc syrup. Hmmmmm.....
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:02pm.
Socky you look sooo hawt! TITS is giving of serious sexy vibes in a hot vampire kinda way!
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*brings pink Vespa to a screeching, tire screaming halt* Thanks! *takes off again...waving*
ON T: I wonder how much money Katie has hidden under the mattress for her "Great Escape"..?
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:05pm.
Cute new look, Monquita!
Brritny - donuts!! or latkes!!
mmmMMMmmm
Fried food..
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Sock-Monkey on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:00pm
*dodges green beans, kicks tennis cans, reloads Sofa Batteries*
Butt burns and socks in your slots for that Monkey!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Pauly Shore:
He is full of whimsy!
He just like to do squats rather then frolic.
;)
Off topic:
I got a deep fryer for christmas! Now all my fattening dreams can come true! What should I fry first?
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:01pm.
Are we doing pink hair tonight?
*preen* *purr*
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Ha! Ha! I'm gonna behave.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:55pm.
Sock-Monkey on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:51pm
Time to pay your WIG TAX or off to COUNTY!!!
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OK, WOW, FIRST OF ALL BLUE CARS AND BACK BLACK ASS TAXES, OK? WOW...
Leeeeaaaaveeee Sooooooocccckkky aloooooooone!
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Oh, and I've noticed those tennis ball cans of yours look awfully grimey...Yeah, time to POLISH!!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
So wtf is Katiebot doing, does she even know anymore?
Someone is dusting her Wheaties with the Xenu powder.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Yay!! Rainbow barfs!
I've seriously missed alla youse bitches!!! *waves to everyone*
Socky you look sooo hawt! TITS is giving of serious sexy vibes in a hot vampire kinda way!
And you Mr Pauly Shore... I don't believe I've had the pleasure...
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Are we doing pink hair tonight?
*preen*
*purr*
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:55pm.
Time to pay your WIG TAX or off to COUNTY!!!
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Never!!! I'll never pay!! Grrrrrr.... *hops on James Haven's pink Vespa and speeds away*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
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