Dear Katie, Please Stop Taking Us On A Walk Down Fug Fashion Lane
My mind completely blocked out the fact that we used to torn-up wear flared jeans in the fucking 90s. Thanks to that haggard bitch Katie Holmes, the awful memories came flooooding back like an evil butt wart breakout. Some things you would just like to forget, like flared jeans!
I bet this bitch is stealing shit from Tommy Girl's old box of clothes marked "The faaaabulous 90s," because I don't even know where she buys this fugness.
What the fuck is next? Spaghetti strap dresses over t-shirts? JAMS shorts? I should send Katie the hottest outfit my sister used to wear back in the day. She used to wear spandex leggings with polka dot chiffon flares at the bottom. She also had a matching crop top with flared-out chiffon sleeves. This was the 90s. Not the 70s. It was so hideous. Katie would totally wear that mess with a perfect robot smile on her face.
Here's Katie hurting my feelings with those jeans in NYC today. Suri probably ripped them off her legs, because later on she wore leggings. Still fug, but not as offensive as those flares.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:50pm.
LOL! HA! Are you kidding me? I don't even want to guess the number of airborn diseases she might waft mah way!!!
I's been nowhere fun, that's for fucking sure. Wonks was on the news last night cos she blew $5000 shopping in one store. That's not news! Bitch probably does that every fucking day.
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Tigerlilly: ITA. Even if she was a starry-eyed optimist going into this, she knows the score now. Although, if I had to make the choice of breaking free & never seeing my child again, or staying put & getting to see him everyday (which I fear is in the contract), I'd choose the latter.
I still feel for her parents. It's got to be killing them to see what their fresh-faced, seemingly happy & on the track to a decent career ("Batman") daughter has become.
I'd pity Suri too, but I fear she'll be so brainwashed, it won't matter if Katebot is in the picture or not.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:47pm.
Socky!
You're looking sexay tonight. Hahaha.
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*blushing* Thank you, Manimal. *jumping into hamper* *closing lid*
ON T: Stick girl looks beat!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Sock-Monkey on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:51pm
Time to pay your WIG TAX or off to COUNTY!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:43pm.
SOCKY!!! Aw pookie did you put on the wig for moi?
You look MAHvelous!
Did you buy it from daddy spears?
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I tore this off a mannequin at the Forever 21 store. LOL
Shitney's wig had cooties.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:46pm.
Where have you been? You been following Paris around Melbourne, aintcha. Have the sales of Blistex and Zovirax gone up in Victoria in the last few hours?
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:45pm.
'Sup bitch!
OMG. Archived and all. Hmm, when was commingback around? I finks I might need to do some excavating!
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Her and Grannie Shore have the same figure. Scrawny frame, no titties and mommy tummy way too large considering how thin she is.
Grannie Shore is 95.
Socky you remind me of that episode of Sex And The City when Samantha shaved her head and wore the pink wig.
Sex and the Socky.
Socky!
You're looking sexay tonight. Hahaha.
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The wacky, layered outfit covers all her bad body spots and elongates her, so I find this her cutest look in ages. She looks tall and slim but not gaunt. Her saddlebag thighs and long waist are hidden. Those sailor jeans work for her. Another plus is that she isn't carrying a quilted leather purse. Those are fug, especially with jeans. They look cheap.
Her new nose (?) is terrible, almost like a snout.
Would I wear this? Yes. Should Kbot wear this? NO!
Extremely rich bitches should NOT be allowed to wear raggedy torn up shit! She's not some little free spirited hippy girl wif no money! She's a freaking multimillionaire (thanks to TC). It's an insult to all da ho's that scaped an outfit together with $16 and a trip to the secondhand store.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:41pm.
LMFTO @ Socky's new *LOOK*. Fucking gorgeous.
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Thanks! The BF is on a business trip so I some time on my hands......too much time, apparently. LOL
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Re: Her Hair.
We'll start with a thick fiber putty which will lift it from "Old School Marm" shab to "I'd fuck you even if you were my own mother" fab.
Maybe a few caramel highlights, a round brush and a whole lot of TLC can bring that back from the trenches.
I'm gonna start off nice I think she's trying to grow it out. No?
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:41pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:39pm.
@Angel, looky what I just stumbled over - vintage Dlisted. I was looking for Katie's stretch marks.
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Yeah, who doesn't?
Heidi Klum
Nicole Richie
Elle McPherson
Denise Richards
FREAKS!
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That's cool vintage tho!
Isn't it tho. Very noice design. Me likes.
Submitted by forever.now on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:26pm.
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I hear ya. I don't take any glee in her suffering (if she is, but I can't imagine that she's not, stuck in that freakin' cult), but do I have sympathy for her? No.
She has OPTIONS. She may not like them, but she has them. They aren't options like living on the streets either. They are options that any one of us would be grateful for. Katie just doesn't want to be a "middle class nobody" which would be her WORST CASE scenario if she divorced Tiny Tom and if his threats didn't work on her like it did Nicole (who chose her career and reputation over seeing her children on her own terms, let's get real).
I've made bad choices in my life that were totally my fault, but the CONSEQUENCES did NOT include millions of dollars, shopping every day and fan mail. Fuck Katie! She's a fucking spoiled famewhore stupid bitch who is willingly bringing up HER child in a CULT. All for what? So, she can parlay what little talent she actually has into some mega-Hollywood career and when that inevitably fails, she can still be Mrs. Tom Cruise???? Fuck her.
Enjoy the fact the the CONSEQUENCES of your bad choices come with limo's, champagne and caviar...oh, and OPTIONS, cuz most of us are not that FORTUNATE, Mrs. Cruise!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
SOCKY!!! Aw pookie did you put on the wig for moi?
You look MAHvelous!
Did you buy it from daddy spears?
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I know this much is true, I wanna do bad things with you.
Yes! PLEASE let's concentrate on her hair!
(And that royal blue tunic and metallic handsuitcase!)
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:39pm.
@Angel, looky what I just stumbled over - vintage Dlisted. I was looking for Katie's stretch marks.
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Yeah, who doesn't?
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That's cool vintage tho!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
LMFTO @ Socky's new *LOOK*. Fucking gorgeous.
Submitted by Brittny on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:39pm.
PLEASE! Lets advocate for Katie Holmes to get a new FUCKING HAIRDO!! Fuck those jeans, that haircut is really starting to offend me!!!
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That muscular Unicorn butt offends me.
They're supposed to be whimsical.
@Angel, looky what I just stumbled over - vintage Dlisted. I was looking for Katie's stretch marks.
http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/05/katies-got-stretch-marks.html
PLEASE! Lets advocate for Katie Holmes to get a new FUCKING HAIRDO!! Fuck those jeans, that haircut is really starting to offend me!!!
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:14pm.
Ahahahahaha! TROOF!
And wook at da pwetty pank monkey.....Awwwww....
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You likey?! Hmmmm...*strutting the catwalk* *preening & posing* *flipping hair over shoulder*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by moonunit on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:22pm.
anorexic or not, she's still got cankles. she should steer clear of leggings unless they have chiffon flares to take the focus off her fat ankles.
==yeah, if she had a clue. The cankles get bigger with each pregnancy too. Tom is going to end up with a hippo, with lots of stretch marks. Remember these pics of her belly?
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3494/635/1600/tomkat1.16.jpg
We love because we hate, now let's all sit around and masturbate!
H8TERS!!!
*runs away crying!*
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Here's what I see happening:
In a few months' time, Katie will realize that she is more masculine than her husband and leave him. After days of crying into his lime Jell-O, Tommy will venture out and find a machine that will shoot lightning bolts into his eyeballs, which will cause him to lose all long-term memory, at which point he'll forget he's been trying to hide the fact that he's a homosexual and will roam the world freely with Al Reynolds.
Oh, and they will make a porno together. Do not watch it.
tigerlily...
you are right. there are much worse situations with much less fault.
heck, I have been in much worse situations when I did nothing wrong. and at no point would I have tried to get out of those situations by signing up for what katie did. in fact, a couple of times I have turned down things that would have gotten me out of my immediate problem, but I didn't feel it was a proper choice to make. I did have other, less convenient options. and I felt that made me luckier than a lot of people.
when the deal was offered. things were going pretty well for katie. so I really don't understand why she signed up for this. but I think she might have been surprised by some things because, at first, she looked happy. I feel a little bit bad for anyone who is unhappy... even katie.
Hello there breaktheleash, good to see you again! Have a cocktail!
PAULY!
anorexic or not, she's still got cankles. she should steer clear of leggings unless they have chiffon flares to take the focus off her fat ankles.
OMG Jams! My eyes lit up and my mouth dropped when I read that! That was a part of my past I had obviously forgotten about, and thanks to you, it is now burned in my brain again! Maybe she'll bring back the hypercolor shirts that change with body heat!
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:15pm.
Her pants look like my foreskin! Holy Moses!
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.......... anywayzzzz I simply can't hate Katie! would be like hating on a kitty kat!
The little man in the red confuses me..is it a mdiget or a kid...but he has facial hair...
im so confused and it really bothers me!
I cant stop looking at it
Hey Tracy Lynn!
It's scary to look at poor Katie and be reminded of sitting on my parents bed and watching Three's Company!
We old bittys need to stick together!
Jesus Christ! She's the personification of "if she turns sideways, she disappears"!
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Her pants look like my foreskin! Holy Moses!
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:07pm.
Who the fuck gave this bitch a gift certificate to shop at the Goodwill?!?!
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Ahahahahaha! TROOF!
And wook at da pwetty pank monkey.....Awwwww....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Oh, and whoever said, use one drinking water bottle and refill..... ITA! That's what I do, except I just use the same grocery store brand water bottle.
My mom comes to visit, and she says, "See, that's why you don't have any money, you keep buying that fancy bottled water!"
And then I have to tell her, over and over again, "Mom, it's the same bottle. I just keep washing it out and refilling all the time."
DAmmit MK I WEAR FLARES STILL...!!!! Ok I'm sorry, I don't wear flares like those, that's pure 90s raver shit right there, or at least hippie raver shit that my local bartender wears along with all kinds of pseudo-slut crap. But literally, I'm wearing black flared black jeans right now because I am SHORT and flares make my legs look longer. If I wear leggings or straight leg jeans I look like a hobbit with fat legs.
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She looks like a 45-year-old woman trying to cop the style of a 20-ish year old......even though she's in her 20's? Please divorce from tommygirl already she used to be so cute
Dear Katie,
Once the cult deprogrammers steal you back from your captors we're going to get a nice fat steak on your plate. Then we'll take you for a serious rehydrating facial treatment and a proper haircut.
It's on me.
Hey Gigi,
I remember Rhoda, MTM, and I barely remember Angie, but I think it's because it wasn't on tv that long. I had to look it up online to refresh my memory, but I *did* remember it.
So are we like the little old ladies of dlisted or what? :O)
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Submitted by gigi jenkins on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:36pm.
She could be any character on Rhoda or Mary Tyler Moore or does anyone remember that show Angie--yes I am old!
BELL BOTTOMS.. I thought the government sealed those in a time capsule years ago. :)
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Who the fuck gave this bitch a gift certificate to shop at the Goodwill?!?!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I love Flared jeans.
I actually like the flared jeans on her. She just needs something better lookin on top.
The flares are seriously on their way out of style, but IMO, it sure beats that barbara bush looks we usually see her in.
It's those hideous 80s leggins she's got on in the rest of the pics that are making me gag!
See, I'm gagging. ::gag::